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bunnyb34r · 2 years ago

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Lmao we're not even opening early today we thought we were and were rushing but nope normal time

And Lady Manager is fucking OBSESSING over the fucking price signs like okay you knew monday that the event would end wednesday, you knew who would be here Wednesday... you could have at least printed the fucking signs Wednesday and gave them out or had night crew (who do less in 8 hours than I do in TWO!) do it Wednesday night

Like we have so many pallets down on the fucking floor rn it is not important to have the signs out right at 8am

But whatever I'm going home at my normal time lmao

#and they gave us an extra table so the half table is now a full one and guess whats sitting empty (: if only theyd done this... any day #before today dumbasses #i was just cruising through my area lmao like that guy mowing his lawn during a tornado like not affected at ALL #i do have signs that need redone in my area but well you should have told me at 6am the latest not 7 bc now i don't have time to do em #marquilla #work talk #like listen i got my OWN price signs i gotta fix at home lmao idc ab this shit

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mainalias · 3 months ago

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thinking about compiling screenshots of golden/silver age batman exclusively calling dick his ward to combat the allegations that it was “initially a father-child relationship”

#dc #batman #brudick #i don’t even ship it #i think i'm still mad at the poll when people were trying to refute the brudick points #by saying shippers are also biased and ignoring the history and that it really was a familial relationship early on #me the only asshole on this website enough of dumbass to try to read early batman “no it fucking wasn't”#if you hate the ship fine but don't back up your argument with complete lies #the pro-brudick camp has receipts which gives them way more validity than the haters #i'm sure somewhere out there there's dick grayson pre-crisis saying bruce is like a father to him #there's so many comics and i've barely scratched the surface #but i did read both the first golden age compilation book of batman and silver age world's finest compilation #and neither of them say anything like that #and no “his ward dick grayson” is how he's called constantly it's one of the stock phrases in the ever present narration #early comics fundamentally didn't understand they were a visual medium and are full of very tedious and unnecessary text panels #and to be fair each issue needed to function as an intro to someone who had never heard of batman and robin before so #“and his ward dick grayson”#every damn time #their relationship was adult man and his plucky kid sidekick he inexplicably hangs out with #which doesn't make sense and doesn't parallel to real life real social interaction #but neither does a man going in a batsuit to fight crime #and the out-of-universe explanation is because this comic was aimed at kids who were supposed to project onto dick grayson #and the kids want to be batman's kid-partner not his kid-son #it's not that complicated this trope still exists today #kid who should not be here but is because it's a kids' show/book/movie/etc #i stg i'm gonna become a brudick shipper out of spite at this point #and WHILE I'M COMPLAINING i am also going to be mad at the people who get all up-in-arms #about all the evil heroes doing child endangerment on their poor abused sidekicks #should there be kid heroes? no but cape comics would suck without them so stop complaining and enjoy yourselves #RL vigilantism is also always bad stop bringing real world standards into this they don't apply

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fvedyetor · 2 days ago

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#delete later #venting :3 ignore me #oh im depressed huh #or at least #functionally depressed #not totally sad just real heavy #yuck oh well #its been coming for a while #ive been battling the depression and have been above water. a bit #i just. hm #im still getting some stuff done but idk how much air im getting now #like before i had my chin above the water now its at my nose #dumbass fucking election triggered it bc ofc. at least we have therapy this week.#also idk its getting late so im extra iffy #and geez am i fucking touch starved. really realized that today. nothing i can do abt that tho. fucking ocd ruining human touch for me #its ok we have balahaj

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satellites-halo · 7 months ago

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Can we kill everyone who doesn't know that both attacking teams are on the same side in tricolor

#its been worse today than usual #literally got killed by the other attackers RIGHT BEFORE I SECURED THE ULTRA SIGNAL #dumbasses genuinely #splatoon 3 #tricolor turf war

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doctorwormcore · 1 year ago

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What i think i love the most about the live action is just how much love there is? Yeah its different from the anime, but honestly....kinda better. I love how kind they all are, the strawhats clearly just love each other already, their own little family

#opla #crying screaming throwing up #i hope we do get to see more of their og personalities shine through #i.e. sanji being a bit of a hotheaded dumbass and zoro being a bit of a moron and nami being a bit more a big sister hahaha #but i love the opla strawhats so much man #i love that they highlight that sanji is inherently soft or that usopp really is charismatic or that zoro really is a snarky gay bitch lmAO #and like i ADORE opla nami #im so excited for chopper man... im watching the anime atm and he still isnt here yet ;-;#boku wa doctor tony tony chopper if you even care #god if they made everyone else hot can you imagine how hot robin will be!?!?!?#ugh....can you imagine how theyd tackle whole cake island with soft!sanji ....feelsbadman.jpg #i mean we have a LONG way to go before we even tackle the time skip....very apprehensive as yo how sanjis will be tackled bc girl...#lbr that shit was insensitive and transphobic af....#dont get me wrong....sanjis a fucking misogynist lmao....less so in the la...still there tho #god bless him...thinks hes just chilvalrous #anyway no notes on luffy he is literally perfect can do no wrong precious baby #if anything hes not as objectively stupid lol but like they only had 8 eps..you really can only squeeze in the most important shit #anyway i am screaming...dennis o'hare NEEDS to play eric the whirlwind if they utilise that shit #anywya thats my rambling for today lol

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n7punk · 10 months ago

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taking my dog's sweet long face between my hands and telling her i love so very much but why couldn't she have been born with her heart in the right place

#add another 2 weeks onto what i need for her Minor surgery and my new boss sucks fml #mylife #im gonna update tomorrow btw i promise. i was going to do it today and then i found an entire SCENE MISSING when i was editing #because im a dumbass. so i need to fix that and sleep before work tomorrow so. whatever

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ratatatastic · 1 month ago

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awwww pauls talked about his first hurricane experience and how much of a panic he was in shoving his kids into closests with mattresses away from windows and he still gets nervous about hurricanes now but snowstorms are easy lol

#txt #utterly fascinating hearing peoples first hurricane experience as a floridian #i was talking about the looming hurricane today with a friend and he was like i went rock climbing today #and i was like oh cool i went rollerblading and the only thing preventing me from actually skating was being a dumbass and #forgetting to clean my bearings and i almost ate shit multiple times because the salt air rusted the inside so bad #my front wheel would not spin and tightened the bolt so bad it was hot to the touch from the friction it created #and after like 5 minutes i had to call it quits and make it a maintenance day and try and salvage my wheels #but the wind was nice tho #gotta get the reps in before stormsurge fucks everything over #life of a floridian #babys first hurricanes are so fascinating to me though because i always have to go it was a very notably hurricane when i was 4 years old :]#name cant be said because its like a boogeyman around here like i can name a good couple that reached memorable boogeyman status for us #anyways to be fair to paul id freak out if you put me in snowstorm though

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dollwrites · 1 year ago

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what’s the most annoying thing to ever exist? middle aged men in the comments of 80s rock music videos

#ITS ALWAYS THE WORST COMMENT YOUVE EVER SEEN #it’ll be like #*who was a fan BEFORE the dirt 😒*#and it’s like #with all due respect Keith #shouldn’t you be happy that your favorite bands are still gaining new fans even though we all know they’re past their prime ??#I WAS ACTUALLY VERY HAPPY WHEN THE DIRT CAME OUT ON NETFLIX #bc I was like omg 🤭 a new wave of fame for one of my all time fave bands !!#AND BECAUSE OF THAT NEW WAVE OF FANS I WAS FINALLY ABLE TO SEE THEM IN CONCERT FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE #so fuck off fucking Roger #and then there’s also the comments that are like #*now this is REAL music 😡 unlike that noise today*#like SHUT YOUR BITCH ASS UP MICHAEL #do you know how long people been saying that dumbass sentence??#your parents’ parents said that shit #take all dudes’ internet access away #as soon as you turn like 40 you can’t interact with us anymore

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carcarrot · 1 year ago

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ok thats it i literally need a new job now .

#i know i bitch and moan a lot abt my job. but not without good reason!#however i really want to get out of here now today.#fucking. supervisor who keeps telling me to do more as far as maintaining the coffee area #when 90% of the issues are actually fault of the dumbass stock traders we make coffee for who dont know how to make a cup of coffee #and cant clean up after themselves. and i get that its my job but this is also just fucking stupid #and normally she tells me this stuff in the area where i brew the coffee which is more or less away from people #its at least more away from people than the hallway where the coffee station is where people always are #which is where she chose to loudly tell me more things i should be doing #maybe don't fucking do that in front of the people i do this stuff for! now they think im a fucking idiot!#like that's just. idk kind of unprofessional to me like you don't lecture your employees in front of customers #if we're so concerned abt the appearance and image of the service we provide (which this place is concerned way too much with)#then idk maybe talking abt that kind of stuff should be done more privately. or at least quietly #like she wasnt yelling at me but like everyone around could clearly hear it #but like ive said before i cant standddddd this job anymore.#so i might apply for that store leader job at gregorys coffee #even though the work culture there seems like a different kind of annoying #id at least be making Much More and also closer to where i live so #i just have to fix up my resume and make it seem like i can handle more of a management kinda job

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zaggyzoo · 11 months ago

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the way i already know 2024 is gonna kick my ass

#as my mom said im gonna win the golden dumbass award probably dhfbhfhf #sorry not to keep going on this but i fully realized what my shifts for the month look like and it's so shitty! jdhdhdhd #i really need to keep an eye out for job offers this year so i can jump ship before or as soon as my contract ends in june 2025 .....#bc why did i think doing half register / half fridges was gonna be better....... now im going from one full day a week to like three a week #not only it sucks bc I don't wanna be in the store all day that much but now i also have to use double gas for the travel .....#and always wake up early .....#today im still on register but im so anxious for tomorrow #and not even for serious things! im just anxious bc idk where to put my jacket and water bottle and stuff like !! am i stupid or what!!!

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icaruswithwingsofwater · 2 years ago

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Me, walking into my therapist’s office wearing sunglasses at 6pm and looking disheveled: Dawn, cancel the rest of your appointments. My post on Tumblr.com got 41 notes today and fame is tearing me APART.

#I cannot believe my silly dumbass wuthering heights posts got liked again today #ladies please there’s enough of me to go around #before I know it it’ll be at 50 😵‍💫😵‍💫#me #text post #funny #therapy #emdr therapy #therapy meme #mental health #tumblr memes

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sunny12th · 7 months ago

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I'm teaching myself how to embroider and I was not prepared for how hard it is to separate embroidery floss without it knotting up and to thread a damn needle

#my dumbass didnt realize i was supposed to separate the floss and i spent like 10 minutes trying #to thread a strand that was way too big before i realized i could pull it apart #i also bought a needle threading tool at michaels today lol #i have shaky hands #mine

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carass1us-aur4tus · 7 months ago

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I'm not going to tag this, just because I don't think it's worth drawing attention from main tags/clogging them, but my thanks to the 2.1 release, because this Trailblaze Quest has given me inspiration. (I hope the OG Aventurine enjoyers forgive me after this 😔 I'm sorry I hated your boy first I was just bitter about no Sampo </3)

Just a little quote that I've been enjoying thinking about, from an older (canonically and in real life) OC of mine.

"“Focus on fixing your own wings, little peacock,” [is her reply.] “When you finally learn to fly, you can remind this old canary what it feels like.”"

#celeste has been around since before star rail even release in real life #but when 2.1 released #the parallels i saw between her and aventurine #i couldn't not give them an interaction or three #this silly little ipc guy #years and years her junior #healing to her very core traumas #wild. hats off to the way they fucking wrote aventurine's pov.#the etymology is... you couldve not chosen a word like that for the planet name #dumbass ipc bastard packed to the brim with trauma #dont forget topaz though. she is also full of traumas. and just as gorgeous #do NOT forget my girl in this madness #okay logging off the blr for today #if youve scrolled down this far in the tags i love you and i hope you always have enough money for your favourite snacks #goodnight <3

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acanthyme · 10 months ago

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finally snowed for more than a dusting. went to crazy and shovelled sooooo many driveways. arms sore and i'm so cold but worthhhhhh...

#i dooo get paid for one of them so.....#and omggg i'm so embarrassed #so ok. our new next door neighbours haven't talked to us much so idk much about them #and we used to shovel the driveway for the lady who used to live there bc she was older and disabled and our driveways r very close #like. touching eachother #my bf said our roofs were kissing the houses are angled close to eachother. regardless.#so the snows piling up and the cars not there so i figure i'll at least shovel a path to the front door/garage so they can plug their car in #and i'm wearing big headphones to protect my ears from the wind / because the windchill made it -30 out of nowhere.#and i saw that their shovel was broken too!!! so of course i'm gonna shovel their yard....#so im doin my thang. shovelling. i do it in a weird ish pattern but that's just how i prefer to do it #and i'm always nervous about being up at ppls doors when i shovel so i'm already on edge #AND I TURN TO FINISH UP AND THEIR KID IS GETTING HOME FROM SCHOOL #maybe like. 7-9th year aged. idk #younger than me of course but i'm a little wimp so i squeak like a dumbass #and just go 'sorry!' before running off to shovel the other side of the road 😭😭😭#i would've done more if that girl hadn't scared me off....#nice little kick of anxiety for me for today.... but.... i mean #and like. i was up in their front yard. i shovelled out a path to their compost/garbage bins so they could still put those out #i did the steps.... i must have looked like a little freak that family has like never seen me i never leave the house.......

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finitevariety · 2 years ago

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the cathartic power of an 18 year old dr who episode

#this one always wrecked me even before #haarping on #i spent all of today like 'why am i so sad' dumbass it's because everyone is dead or dying

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nosygay · 1 year ago

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idea for a series: every episode is a different twilight AU where Bella gets with a different girl instead of Edward, BUT - and this is crucial - Kristen Stewart is still starring in all of them

#this movie really made me the lesbian that i am today i think #good times back when i was too young to realize its gay and therefore unspeakable to see myself with bella #baby sapphics are my favourite genre of dumbass i love u all ❤️#twilight #twilight renessaince #unrelated that much tbh but that above is a funfact. baby gay teens etc do awaken a maternal instinct that otherwise doesnt exist in me #like if you're 15 and tell me youre confused and nervous about your identity i will adopt you. its been seen before #another funfact. my sister found it funny to tell her past boyfriends i have a crush on kristen stewart i dont quite understand why #fine maybe im the most stereotypical lesbian in the world. what about it.#this post is about everything huh. dont mind me

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