#before anyone gets in a tizzy i have an adderall prescription

[icaruspendragon]

so when you’re catholic and you go to take communion, you walk up the the priest and he holds up the cracker and says “body of christ” and you say “amen” and he places the body of jesus christ in your hands or sometimes directly in your mouth. anyway, i have a running bit where anytime someone hands me something i’m gonna put in my mouth i refuse to take it from them unless they say “body of christ.”

and all of this is a very long winded way of saying my mom gave me some adderall yesterday which resulted in me saying, “sometimes the body of christ is adderall. that’s not blasphemy, that’s just science. besides you’re not catholic so you have nothing to worry about.”