#befok

[kynrki]

ur chill and nice ig

I GUESS???? nah im jk😭😭😭😭but tysm💓

[ox1-lovesick]

don't be like me guys I left my notebook AND TEXTBOOK at school and I'm writing tomorrow + I haven't studied a single thing beforehand. I'm befokked 🤣🤣🤣

[spod3]

STOP WATCHING RUGBY PLEASE PLEASE SOMEONE SAID "BOK BEFOK" CRINGEE PLEASE STOP YOU PEOPLE DON'T EVEN LIKE RUGBY THERE ARE HARDLY ANY PRETTY PEOPLE TO WATCH AND THE BALL IS NEAR INVISIBLE PLEASE DON'T SAY THINGS LIKE "BOK BEFOK" EVER AGAIN SWEAR IT

[tasthedelulu]

I haven't been this befok in a long time.

[aaptwak420]

Good morning Stoner Nation 🇿🇦 have a blessed High day 🌹💋 #befok #aaptwak #420life #daggaisigaganie #smokeweed #ilovedagga #igata #timbango #dikantana #dipaje #dope #doobie #mahip #hemp #gologodo #goodvibes #zoot #hotbox #hotboxtheinternet #getstoned #legalizemarijuana #420 #422 #7 #8 #9 #puffpuffpass https://www.instagram.com/p/CRk92oAMaVN/?utm_medium=tumblr

[topolinopiccante]

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[shelzchillilounge]

#befok #kak 🤬😡😠💣💥💩 https://www.instagram.com/p/B991FbgFgKo/?igshid=16xwlw52if9al

[nad-zeta]

Hello :3 So. Would you like to write a hc with MC that was brought up in your culture and her native language isn't Japanese (maybe she can't even speak it)?? :33 Pretty please and huge thanks in advance 💗😂😘

Thanx for the ask friend! Hehe, this hc took a whole different direction than I first intended whoops. It started off with mc not understanding Japanese but it honestly got a bit too repetitive lol 😞 Also, I only did it for Masamune, Nobunaga, and MItsuhide; otherwise, it would get waaaay too long! ^o^ 

Okay, so just a bit of backstory- there are many different cultures and ethnic groups in South Africa. I grew up with Engish as my home language although I had all my schooling in Afrikaans. So I'm writing from that perspective. If ya guys want to know the exact translations of some of the phrases used in this HC let me know!

Foreign MC headcanon

Nobunaga:

Immediately after her arrival, he is intrigued. HOLY HELL, where did this woman come from. She is so freakishly tall, and what’s with that big bone structure. Gosh, her shoulders are almost as broad as his.

Low key intimidated by her height and build.

Hits on MC and ties to “drink from her lips.” MC looking unimpressed, backing away slowly saying, “Nee dankie oom nie vanaand nie, ek het a pa,” why is she laughing? Ooooh, its some kind of inside joke. Demands she tells him the joke! MC tells him it’s something she and her friends would say to the men they were uninterested in at the clubs.

The first time he heard her speak, he is instantly curious. He has never heard anything like it, it’s definitely not Portuguese.  MC explains that she is from South Africa. She also tells him that she can speak 2 of the official 11 languages.

Smirks is super amused, he demands that she tell him everything about her country, its people, and the different customs. He is amazed that one place can be filled with so many different types of people, languages, cultures.

Wonders why MC never goes into the sun without a parasol. Shows him her burn scar from getting burned the one day in the “harsh African sun.” He never knew the sun could be so dangerous before. Is now low key scared of the power of the sun

Is super impressed by the sweets she makes, especially loves the sickly sweet koeksisters that she made for him. South Africans sure do love their sugar. He has to down a liter of water after just eating one, he legit has never thought something would be too sweet for him before. Mc laughs while devouring her tenth one. “I thought you said you had a sweet tooth, come on have another”

Masamune

Hello lady! He has never seen such a tall drink of water before. Like seriously, he has literally never been looked down at before, and by a woman no less. Man, he feels short!

Hears MC talks for the first time and is convinced she’s a Portuguese spy. Que sword at the throat.

“listen here dumb ass, I am a lot of things, but Portuguese spy ain’t one of them.”

She can see the wheels in his head is turning, “then tell me kitten who are you and where are you from, or I’ll end your life right here.”

She strips her moer (Afrikaans way of saying she is pissed) “Is jy befok, I’m from South Africa and if you don’t remove this sword from my throat I am going to bliksem you”

Masa is sister shook, “what did you just say to me?” He backs off a little cause of the threatening tone in her voice. 

Explains to him that she is bilingual and can understand at least 4 different languages.

He thinks for a moment before lowering the sword and saying, “Let’s be friends.” Is instantly forgiven like nothing ever even happened.

MC teaches Masa, all the Afrikaans, swear words, and the pair start teaming up to tease Mitsuhide. Also, MC has an inappropriate sense of humor, so the two of them are always giggling about some or other joke that was made.

Mc teaches Masa some new preservation techniques for him to use when making non-perishable foods for wartime. Introduces him to biltong and droewors. Masamune is pleasantly surprised, he never imagined dried red meat would taste this good. Also, he will definitely need to watch his blood pressure, cause darn this stuff is salty. Mc misses being able to eat red meat all day every day. Would kill just to be able to eat some kudu fillet again *sighs*.

Masamune is shocked at how much she eats. During banquets, she piles on the food until her plate is barely visible. Her meals basically only consist of meat, starch, and a very minimal amount of veg. Can probably out-eat him in a contest. She just shrugs and says this is her normal amount of food she eats for dinner.

Masamune has to teach her to use chopsticks, Mc gets so frustrated cause she can't seem to get it right! 

The both of them get caught in a storm one day on a walk back from the market. Masa grabs her hand and starts speed walking to the nearest teahouse, “let’s take cover in the teahouse and wait for the storm to pass lass.” MC looking at him unphased, “what don’t tell me your afraid of a little thunder and lightning” laughs while continuing to walk through the storm.

MC’s turn to cook for all the warlords, she tells them she is going to make something she would have every single weekend back at home. She calls it a braai. Explains it is basically a fancy way of saying, to grill meat over an open fire. She stands tall and proud with her hands on her hips and says, “Ons gaan nou braai.” Masa actually half-understood this phrase because mc has been teaching him a bit of Afrikaans. Tries to mimic it but fails. The two of them breakdown laughing

Mitsuhide

His Eyes widen the second MC is introduced to him, “you, my dear, are most definitely not a little mouse.” Also, is that curly hair! Must resist the urge to run fingers through it.

Is instantly wary and suspicious of her. This woman certainly is loud and outspoken. Also, what a curious accent she has there. He wonders if you are one of those Portuguese traders that Nobunaga is always talking about.

Mitsuhide waits for her outside her room, leaning against the wall. Mc is super happy to see him, cause she heard Mitsuhide is the master of information. “May I come inside and ask you a few questions, my dear?” “okay, as long as you spill the tea after I answer all your questions, I do love a good skinner sesh.” He just smiles at her, not understanding a word, who on earth would want someone to come into their room and deliberately spill tea all over the place. Such a silly girl. He is so intrigued by her different way of speaking, that all past suspicions of her have now been dropped.

“so tell more about this tea spilling you speak of”, Mitsu attentively listens to her as she explains all about the country she is from and the different types of people and cultures.

Loves MC’s blunt and sarcastic way of speaking. Also, how is she kind and suspicious of people at the same time. 

She certainly is a feisty mouse, she is literally ready to fight someone at any moment. He is every entertained. Loves to get her riled up. This earns him a punch on the shoulder. 

Is amused that she calls the geta sandals “plakkies with a heel.”

Is amazed when he sees her playing in the snow with such childlike wonder. She spends the whole day playing and building snowmen. He doesn’t understand how anyone can be so enthusiastic about snow until she explains that she has never seen so much snow before. Que Mitsu playing in the snow with her. Starts a snowball fight.  Hideyoshi scolds the two of them for catching a chill

Laughs and teases her for pulling her face when taking a big bite of mochi filled with bean paste. “I thought you said this was a sweet dish,” MC says while downing her tea.

Is entertained by all the different phrases you use. They are pretty confusing, and often have a double meaning to them. Like how when she says, “ja no,” it means she agrees with him. Or even when she says “just now,” it means she will do it later.

Mitsuhide insists on learning Afrikaans from her, just so that the two of them can gossips about the other warlords right in front of them.

Hope this one wasn't too boring or too shitty ^_^ I think I need to practice my HC writing skills a bit more lol😂

[shockapella-sweet]

Going offline + quick question

I haven’t updated my poor MK fanfic, Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner?, in approximately 92-and-a-half dogs years, so I’ll be remaining offline until I’ve finally written up the latest chapter. For those who’ve been waiting patiently for an update, I hope you’ll like the chapter that I’m cooking up (please expect Kitana gunning for Kotal Kahn during the main course, Smoke being milliseconds away from going absolutely befok on Hanzo, and poor Raiden praying that he and his guests will make it to dessert).

I’m very aware that I’ve got asks/messages/tagged posts that I haven’t answered nor replied to yet – thank you for your unending patience, and apologies for not answering/replying in the longest time. You guys deserve medals for waiting so long. And chocolate. And medals made out of chocolate.

Before I go, however, I just want to ask you ducks something – well, it’s more of asking for your opinion: a while back, I wrote in this post about potential Mortal Kombat fanfic ideas. One of them was about retelling MK11′s story mode, with the inclusion of various missing characters such as Mileena, Kung Jin, Takeda, Kenshi, Reptile, Smoke, Stryker, Ferra/Torr, etc., and with the aim of filling in some plot gaps, revising existing plot points, and going into depth with regards to characterisation.

Now, a month or so back, I thought that I would actually like to get this fic off the ground. It would be much more dramatic than GWCTD? (with a tiny sprinkling of humour, but not so much that it takes away from the drama), and it won’t take the plot of Aftermath into account (on the basis that I haven’t played or seen Aftermath, and also because I heard it was quite rubbish).

Most importantly, I want to focus on the characterisation aspect. Like, there are many plotlines that I want to explore and expand on, with the aim of giving all the characters a chance in the spotlight.

For several examples, how Cassie’s really coping after losing her mother; how present!Johnny appreciates past!Sonya more in light of present!Sonya’s death (and the grieving he goes through while putting on a strong, humorous front), and how the latter learns to love past!Johnny; Reptile, overcome by hopelessness because no one – not even his beloved emperor, Kotal Kahn – can restore his race, being persuaded by Kronika to join her forces (along with Ferra/Torr) because she has the power to bring the Zaterrans back; Mileena being brought back from the past and either gets redemption by working with Kitana (but also Ko-Ko, her enemy), or working with Shao Kahn (but she does not trust that literal backstabber, D’Vorah); Kenshi and Ermac’s mysterious connection, as well as past!/present!Jax’s desire for revenge, putting a strain on Takeda and Jacqui’s own relationship; Cetrion – and maybe even Geras – questioning Kronika’s intentions to rewrite the timeline, wondering if it’s all worth getting her mother’s approval but sacrificing her morals and free will in the process, and (potentially) exploring her relationship with Raiden ... and of course, all the other Shaolin Monk-bonding/SubScorp vs SubSmoke/“How the hell did I end up falling for your future self when your past self is a Black Dragon scumbag, Erron/Kabal?” stuff that I have in mind, as I mentioned in the other post. Plus, also giving charries like Kollector and Skarlet some actual purpose instead of just existing to be beaten up.

But ja, do you guys think that this would be an interesting fic to read? If it sounds like there’s something in it, then I’d love to hear your thoughts. Of course, all the ideas above are subject to change, but I can assure you that it’s not going to be a word-for-word rehash of MK11.

And if it wasn’t obvious, yes, there will be ships. You know, your typical CageBlade, Jakeda, Jax/Vera, Liutana and potential Raiden/Cetrion (I swear, this pairing’s growing on me), with an equal amount of slash à la SubScorp, SubSmoke, StryKabal, Erron/Jin, KenMac and maybeeeee Kotile. Because I have a few or million OTP feels to get out of my system, so there. XP

So please, I’d love to hear your opinions on it before I start writing something like it. ‘Til then, be good, keep well and keep safe! ^3^

[sab-teraa]

- im already in a effing kak mood and the proteas just made it worse :(  - im not even surprised :( its just the proteas doing protea things :)))))))) 

- “sOuTh AfRiCa HaVe NeVeR lOsT a T20 sErIeZ iN aSiA” - well i guess theres a first time for everything my guy 

- everyone needs to stfu and leave me alone - anyway, i hope babar plays well in this match. his captaincy has been phenomenal today 

- jokes aside, does shaheen not need rest? like he has played consecutive matches in this tour! Is that healthy? 

- THIS IS THE DAVID MILLER IVE MISSED OMFG WELCOME BACKKKKKKK 

- it’s so beautiful to see players finally hungry for runs. It’s been years since I’ve seen such intent.

- ik ive said this the entire series, but haider ali is cute af 😍

- Andile, this is fricking embarassing bro?????

- I just knew that dwaine was gonna get hit for boundaries today. I fricking knew it. And it’s not even his fault. It’s terrible fielding

- rizwan is just world class!

- okay, I think we should replace JJ with wiaan 🤷🏽‍♀️ but maybe that’s my bias

- haider 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 these shots!! 😳😳😳

- South African Twitter intellectually discussing how “befoked” henricks tactic of choosing to play diff bowlers every over is is the most South African thing ever LMAOOOOOOO

- rizwan bhai is well on his way to becoming on of the best wicket-keeper batsmen 🙌🏽

- I love Shamsi’s passion so much! Like he really has cemented his place in this team

- rizwan 100 loading!

- this is Pakistan’s game to winnnnn

[virgjl]

Why is it that when you sibling fucks up your parents wys “julle maak vir my befok”...wies julle?? bro, I wasn’t even there??

[andrevanvuuren]

met n checkers sakkie in sy hand en n bottel wolfkat brandewyn in n ou 32 batteljon grys langjas in geplant lyk die lewe rooskleurig angstig interesant maar vorentoe gaan hy beur na die kaap toe beweeg alles heen los al die stukke van homself opgeskeur opgeskeur tot die been geen meer trane al sy trane is uitgeleen hy doen alles homself want hy word geseen soos die dae en nagte hom volg skadu’s wat stadig dans en beweeg drink hy stadig die wolfkat brandewyn beangs leeg dit hou alles warm die koue kalm onthou flitse uit psalms angola bomme wat ontplof en weergalm waar het die tyd heen gegaan met n checkers sakkie in sy hand en n bottel wolfkat brandewyn lyk die lewe befok interesant in n ou 32 batteljon grys langjas in geplant lyk die lewe rooskleurig angstig aan die anderkant raas die san-majoor se stem diep in my oor en my gedagtes van skermutselings rook koeëls bloed en been helikopters wat my ingewande dreun wat my elke tree nader aan die kaap herhaaldelik aanrand van my lewe en liefde vervreem waar is my sestig jare heen kan ek n geldjie vir ewig by jou leen met n checkers sakkie in sy hand en n bottel wolfkat brandewyn is hy ougat verby los die herinneringe op in sy onderbewussyn en alles gly alles gly by hom verby (15/7/22 checkers sakkie-AvV)

[littleblxckvoid]

idk what to write, idk how i feel.

i’m 24 years old & i’m tweaking rn.

the breezy has me in my zone & i haven’t stopped being productive. actually hacks me that i genuinely believed i could take on so many projects & still do my best at them all.

this year has been my most successful year yet, i’ve pushed myself beyond my limits & i’m loving the process. but it ain’t enough to fill this void - this repetitive loop of self destruction. be it the drugs or nah, my mind has always been my worst enemy more than a best friend.

it’s been 3 years since the house has been rebuilt & i’ve decided to rearrange my room for the first time since. my room = a reflection of myself, i hate comfort, but this mess has me on my feet, so i’m never really at home. but recently, idk - i feel some drastic change inside me. i want to see things differently & i think i’m really enjoying my life. - at the same time, i haven’t showered in 3 days either. my last meal was on thursday & i’ve only managed to shove a single burger down my throat around 6pm today, it’s sunday.. anyways, i feel numb to everything - my art is never good enough for myself & all i see is this creative block in front me..

i’m afraid to grow into this artist i’ve always foreseen myself to be in the future, some day when i believed i was “ready” to - pretty much do nothing. i hate that i have to feel some type of way or need money just to feel motivated to create more. why do i feel like this? my daily lotto question, ugh.

not to mention, it was only a couple days ago i had a conversation w my parents bout my mental health & drug usage. if ignorance is bliss why am i still unhappy? lmao. idk why i feel the need to document my life tbh, guess i’m just thinking too much. told my mom the drugs i do, the chops at a posties & those metaphorical chats that only breezy benders experience incl. psychosis etc. was wild, momma even knows i’m befok in my room rn & she just been nice to me the whole day. wtf?

this morning she said i don’t look like i’ve slept, she keeps offering me food & knows why i’m denying it - i’m fucked on drugs in my house for the first time in a while alone in my room & everyone knows & is super chilled w it? semi. lmao. not my bro though, eish i don’t wana go there.

anyways my stomach is eating itself rn, lemme find sum else to do..

(sunday, 25 july 2021)

[lapetiteforge]

Big shout out to @trinity7forgetools and Garth for this befok amazing grinder. May your business grow from strength to strength Bud. #lapetiteforge #bladesmithing #trinity7forgetools #blades https://www.instagram.com/p/CEML7kSDzFV/?igshid=1dhsexzyqpllr

[revaromotorsport]

Besig om te laai en alles reg te kry vir more se Bos Befok 4x4 dag by De Wildt... #revaro #revaromotorsport #revarofalcon #ssv #bosbefok4x4 #dewildt4x4 https://www.instagram.com/p/CDBSRliABMo/?igshid=1axudk0tymyh4

[judeharpstar1111]

Absolute beauties @bibi_slippers en @philo.mien dit was ‘n eer om Met julle die stage te deel!! Julle is so fabulous en spesiaal en talentvol en fun en en en! 🌈🌈💕💕😎😎🥂🥂 Congrats on a stunning show at Zietsies Guest House today of Fotostaatmasjien Oorgeklank. Befok! #beautiful #ladies #judeharpstar #bibislippers #willemien& #collaboration #fotostaatmasjien #fotostaatmasjienoorgeklank #music #poetry #creative #neon #cmyk #singing #musicians #awesome #sexy #event #show (at Zietsies Guesthouse)