#beer tastes like bong water that someone shart in

[obsessive-evie]

Kate fluff headcanons?

your wish is my command 2.0 (most of these live in my mind rent free 24/7)

literally amazing with kids, good balance between fun and kooky aunt but responsible and great at mediating. Like if you like kids you two would tear UP one of her family functions with the whole extended family and all her little cousins and nephew

gets quiet when anxious? Idk she’s definitely more extroverted but I feel like my girl gets anxious in new groups and gets pretty quiet, but would find comfort in little physical touches between you two (holding pinkies, you touching her hair or shoulders, hooking your ankles together under the table, etc.)

Drinks beer unironically 🤷‍♀️👎

We all know she loves hot sauce so I feel like she would love all kinds of cuisine and spicy food?? Like especially if you’re poc or just not American she would make an effort to try new dishes and learn to cook them for you

like I’ve said she can nap HARD, like she counts naps as dates and quality time, but runs at 10000 degrees and will get sad if you move away because you are literally sweating your balls off

likes having you on her lap in more than just a sexual way, just bc she likes seeing you and having her hands on your thighs and hips (also applies to the anxiety in crowds of parties, she can just hide behind you, your weight grounds her, she can just focus on you and your smell)

likes having her hair done bc she never rlly knows what to do with it and you make her feel pretty and hype her up a ton when you do it for her

like my mini fic loves country music, so will get sappy at certain songs and 100% reserve multiple songs for you/ you two as a couple