#beer reminds me of hoco after parties and being with friends
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everyone shits on beer but no one talks about how vile wine is. why do you want your alcoholic beverage to be pungent???
#i like beer and i will die on that hill#it’s mild and tastes good#wine is NOT mild and does NOT taste good#and it’s stinky#also beer drinking settings are better#think about it#where do you drink beer?#parties and the beach and at lunch with friends#all fun places to be!#wine is drunk during fancy dinners#not fun places to be#beer is more fun and youthful#wine makes u look like a douche#i HATE hard liquor cuz i have a terrible gag reflex#but i hate wine more#at least you can mix liqueur into drinks#wine you just have to drink straight#beer reminds me of hoco after parties and being with friends#wine reminds me of NOTHING because it’s for old people#also this is all theoretical because of course i have never had an alcoholic beverage in my life#i obey the law
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