#been thinking a bunch about BI witness protection for a plot bunny I have
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ohgod just had the funniest thought. boiling isles witness protection but they just fucking kill you instead
#who's gonna prove that your dead??? you're in witness protection?? your identity is supposed to be hidden!!!#just so fucking funny that u go into witness protection and they're like great! you're going to die now#been thinking a bunch about BI witness protection for a plot bunny I have#like it would be very easy especially with illusions#government makes you some fake documents#hands you an illusion stone for bonus protection#boom new identity!#but anyways it would be hilarious if instead of putting in effort to hide you they just kill you and no one can prove otherwise#belos once again being a dick#this never bites him in the ass#toh#worldbuilding#lilac post
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