#been a while since a bg i was feeling so outta it i needed to get back into things

[hoaxghost]

"Oh found you!! Guess I win this one huh?"

[theonyxpath]

At the end of last week, we finished up the Kickstarter campaign for the new Trinity Continuum core book, and the Trinity Continuum: Aeon book. We pretty much unlocked a Stretch Goal a day, and built out two PDFs for backers; an Aeon Aexpansion containing added info on more cool parts of the TC:Aeon setting, and In Media Res, a collection of adventure ideas for the TC core modern-day time period.

There are a few reasons why the results of this Kickstarter are satisfying to our crew here at Onyx Path:

1- The two books with the two extra PDFs give us a great start on the two time periods featured in the books. Now we can have a few meetings and discuss both the continuation of those two settings, and we can start looking at what other time periods we can cover soon. Which brings us to:

2- Based on the response to this latest KS, we are confident that we can put together a team ASAP to create the Trinity Continuum: Aberrant book, and plan on another Kickstarter for it when its text is done. Why then? Well:

3- All available evidence shows that allowing backers to read the finished text for a book being Kickstarted in weekly or two per week sections like we did for this and the last couple of KSs, does indeed give folks a chance to read, absorb, and discuss that section pretty well until the next section drops. Folks have something new to check out every couple of days. Finally:

4- With this Kickstarter, we have revealed to our community the last of the first slate of projects that came out of our initial plans for the worlds Onyx Path would publish. We, of course, have a whole bunch of new projects coming up that we’re thrilled to be starting on, or finalizing the plans for, but getting the three game-lines I bought from CCP (Scion, Scarred Lands, and the Trinity Universe) recreated and available in one form or the other for our community is a fine indicator of how we’ve thrived these last 6 years. (Heavy sigh of relief as it was never, and remains never, a slam-dunk that folks would dig what we’re doing).

And while we’ve been bringing the Storypath System and our own game-lines to life, we haven’t forgotten our Exalted 3rd, Chronicles of Darkness, and World of Darkness projects. In fact, I just sent a raft of project pitches over to White Wolf for approval. Some of them are projects that fans of those lines have heard of already (or at least the rumors of) and a couple are brand new.

More on those when we hear back from WW and can move on to outlining and getting writers a writin’.

      Dragon Blooded illustration by Yihyoung Li

      One thing we did not have in mind when we started was the ability to put together formats that creators in our community could use to make their own projects. I’m referring of course to Community Content programs, and our first is the one for Pugmire called Canis Minor that I announced a month and a half, give or take, ago.

We already have seven PDF projects up there, all either pay what you want or below $2.00 and it’s clear that the writers were just all having a blast exploring the world of Pugmire. A character creation guide, heroes and villains, a bunch of adventures, the list goes on.

And you can add to it if you have a yen to join our happy band of creators �� the guidelines and formats are easy to follow, and you’ll retain half the earnings. Plus, Eddy Webb is a really nice guy and loves reading how folks have taken his ideas and run with them!

We’re finishing up the initial stages of our Scarred Lands Community Content site, and then we’ll be moving on to Scion, and we’re not done yet.

      Night Horrors: Enemy Action illustration by Luis Sanz

    Finally, I just want to briefly touch base on the Chronicles of Darkness‘s Night Horrors series of books – particularly since the one for Demon: The Descent, Night Horrors: Enemy Action, goes on sale this Wednesday. Long-time members of our community will recall that the Night Horrors “brand” was a sort of cross-line series of projects for the “new World of Darkness”, and were designed for one line but usable by all of the others.

With the advent of the Chronicles of Darkness, it made sense to me to bring back this popular series of antagonist books for the 2nd edition rules. Plus, the way the books present discrete write-ups for the various “baddies” is a great way for us to try out the new writers we’ve been looking to bring aboard for the last couple of years. If there’s a problem with a write-up, it’s just one creature, and not a huge word count to replace.

So go ahead and check out the blurbs in The Blurbs below and on DriveThru and see if there might not be some antagonists that could fit into your home chronicle, or be used to throw your players a surprise, even if that particular Night Horrors book isn’t from a line you’d normally play.

And with that, I’m outta here, and dropping this here motto right there:

 Many Worlds, One Path!

    BLURBS!

KICKSTARTER:

  Our next Kickstarter is slated to be EX3‘s Dragon-Blooded near the end of March.

      As we try and find ways to enable our community to more easily play our games, the Onyx Dice Rolling App is now live! Our dev team has been doing updates since we launched based on the excellent use-case comments by our community, and this thing is both rolling and rocking!

The devs have added a whole bunch of new game lines’ dice and rolling bg’s and got caught by a bug Apple needed to fix, so be sure to update your app and soon that should be fixed.

There’s been tweaks to all elements of the UI, you can now preview every die type in the store, and you can use multiple die types per roll! Here are the links for the Apple and Android versions:

http://theappstore.site/app/1296692067/onyx-dice

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.onyxpathpublishing.onyxdice&hl=en

Three different screenshots, above.

(The Solar Anima special Dice above)

  Promethean: The Created and Demon: The Descent dice on a Demon: The Descent tabletop

  Hunter: The Reckoning and Mage: The Awakening dice on a Mage: The Awakening tabletop

      ON AMAZON AND BARNES & NOBLE:

We’re delighted to announce the opening of our ebook stores on Amazon and Barnes & Noble! You can now read our fiction from the comfort and convenience of your Kindle (from Amazon) and Nook (from Barnes & Noble). Our initial selection includes these fiction anthologies:

Vampire: The Masquerade: The Endless Ages Anthology (Kindle, Nook)

Werewolf: The Apocalypse: Rites of Renown: When Will You Rage II (Kindle, Nook)

Mage: The Ascension: Truth Beyond Paradox (Kindle, Nook)

Chronicles of Darkness: The God-Machine Chronicle Anthology (Kindle, Nook)

Mummy: The Curse: Curse of the Blue Nile (Kindle, Nook)

Beast: The Primordial: The Primordial Feast Anthology (Kindle, Nook)

  And here are six more fiction books:

Vampire: The Masquerade: Of Predators and Prey: The Hunters Hunted II Anthology (Kindle, Nook)

Werewolf: The Apocalypse: The Poison Tree (Kindle, Nook)

Werewolf: The Apocalypse: Songs of the Sun and Moon: Tales of the Changing Breeds (Kindle, Nook)

Vampire: The Requiem: The Strix Chronicle Anthology (Kindle, Nook)

Werewolf: The Forsaken: The Idigam Chronicle Anthology (Kindle, Nook)

Mage: The Awakening: The Fallen World Chronicle Anthology (Kindle, Nook)

  Andand six more more:

Vampire: The Masquerade: The Beast Within Anthology (Kindle, Nook)

Werewolf: The Apocalypse: W20 Cookbook (Kindle, Nook)

Exalted: Tales from the Age of Sorrows (Kindle, Nook)

Chronicles of Darkness: Tales of the Dark Eras (Kindle, Nook)

Promethean: The Created: The Firestorm Chronicle Anthology (Kindle, Nook)

Demon: The Descent: Demon: Interface (Kindle, Nook)

  And even more books are now on Amazon and the Nook store!:

Scarred Lands: Death in the Walled Warren (Kindle, Nook)

V20 Dark Ages: Cainite Conspiracies (Kindle, Nook)

Chronicles of Darkness: Strangeness in the Proportion (Kindle, Nook)

Vampire: The Requiem: Silent Knife (Kindle, Nook)

Mummy: The Curse: Dawn of Heresies (Kindle, Nook)

    OUR SALES PARTNERS:

We’re working with Studio2 to get Pugmire out into stores, as well as to individuals through their online store. You can pick up the traditionally printed main book, the Screen, and the official Pugmire dice through our friends there!

https://studio2publishing.com/search?q=pugmire

    Looking for our Deluxe or Prestige Edition books? Here’s the link to the press release we put out about how Onyx Path is now selling through Indie Press Revolution: http://theonyxpath.com/press-release-onyx-path-limited-editions-now-available-through-indie-press-revolution/

You can now order wave 2 of our Deluxe and Prestige print overrun books, including Deluxe Mage 20th Anniversary, and Deluxe V20 Dark Ages! And Screens…so many Screens!

And you can now order Pugmire: the book, the screen, and the dice! http://www.indiepressrevolution.com/xcart/manufacturers.php?manufacturerid=296

    DRIVETHRURPG.COM:

Ask the darkness, and it shall answer: the Beast: The Primordial Player’s Guide Advance PDF will answer your questions when it goes live on DTRPG.com this Wednesday!

The Beast Player’s Guide expands on the material presented in Beast: The Primordial, with additional information on the Families and Hungers, what it feels like to be a Beast and experience the Devouring, and how to commune with the Dark Mother. You’ll also find two new Families and two new Hungers!

The book also includes a plethora of new Atavisms, Nightmares, Merits, and Birthrights, as well as systems for creating smaller, subservient versions of the Horror, new forms of Inheritance, and details on the mysterious Obcasus Rites.

      There are some things that even a Demon fears – Night Horrors: Enemy Action for Demon: The Descent arrives as an Advance PDF this Wednesday on DTRPG.com!

“Fighting the Machine is like fighting the ocean. You literally cannot hurt it. Doesn’t matter how much poison we dump into the ocean. We’ll only kill the things in it. We’ll never kill it. Same with the God-Machine. Kill angels, traitors, stigmatics, cultists, cryptids, whatever, you’ll never hurt the Machine Itself. No, that doesn’t mean we stop trying. You stop trying, you drown. Screw that.”

—Mr. Bliss, Guardian Inquisitor

Night Horrors: Enemy Action includes:

• Dozens of Storyteller characters, including Unchained, angels, exiles, cryptids, and stigmatics, for use as antagonists, allies, or just inspiration

• Multiple plot hooks and story seeds for your Demon: The Descent chronicles

• A brief look at cults in Demon, including the Ten Thousand Names of God, a secret society fueled by the God-Machine

        With a howl of RAGE, the W20 Changing Ways PDF and physical book PoD charges at you this Wednesday on DTRPG.com! http://www.drivethrurpg.com/product/229183/W20-Changing-Ways

Changing Ways is an in-depth look at what it means to be a werewolf, both on a personal level and as part of a pack. It digs deep into what it feels like to have bones re-knit after breaking, the range of senses available across all forms, and the sudden heady rush of the Gifts and Rites bestowed by spirits. It also provides a look at what life is like for lupus and metis werewolves, characters who have had experiences alien to any person. It shows the many ways that werewolves organize in packs, and how those packs are designed as groups of warriors, rather than aligned to the behavior of wolves.

Changing Ways contains:

• A detailed look at what it means to grow up as a lupus or metis werewolf, and how that colors a character’s perspective.

• More information on what it feels like to be a werewolf, a creature that changes in both body and mind.

• Frameworks and organizations for packs, along with new tactics and systems for forging the pack as part of play.

        Appearing on DriveThruRPG this Wednesday are the PDF and PoD physical book versions of Arms of the Chosen for Exalted 3rd Edition! http://www.drivethrurpg.com/product/226224/Arms-of-the-Chosen

Take up the panoply of legendary heroes and lost ages, and awaken the world-shaking might of their Evocations. Before the dawn of time, the Exalted wielded god-metal blades to cast down the makers of the universe. In an ancient epoch of forgotten glories, Creation’s greatest artificers forged unimaginable wonders and miracle-machines.

Now, in the Age of Sorrows, kingdoms go to war over potent artifacts, scavenger princes risk everything to uncover relics of the past, and the Exalted forge great arms and armor on the anvil of legend. These treasures are yours to master.

Discover the mystical power of the five magical materials and the secrets of creating your own Evocations. Wield weapons of fabled might and don the armor of mythic heroes, making their puissance your own. Claim Creation’s wonders: the miraculous tools of the Chosen, living automatons, flying machines, hearthstones, and more. And unleash the mighty warstriders, titanic god-engines of conquest and devastation, to once more shake Creation with their footfalls.

        Coming this Wednesday as an Advance PDF on DTRPG, we reveal The Secret of Vinsen’s Tomb, a Jumpstart adventure for Pugmire. (And yes, there will be a physical book PoD version coming soon). www.drivethrurpg.com/product/232337/The-Secrets-of-Vinsens-Tomb–A-Pugmire-Jumpstart

A cat living in Pugmire disappears, but neither the police dogs nor the cats of the Cat Quarter know why. When zombies attack the heroes, however, all signs point to an invasion by the Monarchies of Mau. But how does this intrigue tie into the lost tomb of the first king of Pugmire?

The Secret of Vinsen’s Tomb is a Pugmire story for three to six characters. This jumpstart contains all the rules and characters you need to play — just grab some dice and go! You can also use this adventure with the full version of Pugmire.

The Secret of Vinsen’s Tomb contains:

• An evocative and mysterious setting that’s both family friendly and deep enough to create compelling stories.

• A summary of Pugmire’s traditional fantasy rules system. It’s designed for streamlined play, with an emphasis on cooperation and action over competition and violence.

• A complete adventure for a Guide to run for three to six players. Also useful for Guides running a full Pugmire game of first or second level characters!

• Six ready-to-play characters, so you can jump into the action.

Can your good dogs discover the secret of Vinsen’s Tomb?

  Also releasing this Wednesday on DTRPG is the physical book PoD version of the Pugmire Core Rulebook itself!

          We unveil Vampire: The Requiem 2e‘s Half-Damned as PDF and PoD versions on DTRPG.com this Wednesday!

http://www.drivethrurpg.com/product/227500/Half-Damned

I love her, she’s family, but I don’t love what she is.

– Antonio Ramírez, dhampir

This book includes: 

• An exploration of what it means to be one of the Half-Damned, dhampir, revenants or ghouls.

• Mechanics for creating Half-Damned characters.

• Information for creating and running chronicles using the various Half-Damned character types, both with vampires and alone.

• Information on Half-Damned antagonists for vampire chronicles.

        A Land Where Legends Walk

Drawing enthusiastically on Greek mythology, the revised and re-imagined Scarred Lands nonetheless retains its place as a modern fantasy RPG setting. This is a world shaped by gods and monsters, and only the greatest of heroes can expect to be counted among them. The most populous continent of Scarn, Ghelspad, plays host to vast unexplored regions, hides unsolved riddles from ancient cultures, and taunts adventures with the promise of undiscovered riches hidden among the ruins of older civilizations.

Yet the myths of the Scarred Lands are relatively recent events. The effects of the Titanswar still ripple through the world, and the heroines and villains of many of these stories are part of living memory, if not still living.

The Award-Winning Fantasy Setting Returns

Scarred Lands has been a favorite fantasy setting since the release of the Creature Collection for the d20 System in 2000. In subsequent years, over 40 titles were published for Scarred Lands, making it one of the most fully supported fantasy RPG settings ever and the premiere product line of Sword & Sorcery Studios.

Available in both 5th Edition and Pathfinder compatible versions! PDF and PoD formats available NOW!

http://www.drivethrurpg.com/product/193014/Scarred-Lands-Players-Guide-Pathfinder

http://www.drivethrurpg.com/product/197803/Scarred-Lands-Players-Guide-OGL-5e

      CONVENTIONS!

    And now, the new project status updates!

DEVELOPMENT STATUS FROM FAST EDDY WEBB (projects in bold have changed status since last week):

First Draft (The first phase of a project that is about the work being done by writers, not dev prep)

M20 Gods and Monsters (Mage: the Ascension 20th Anniversary Edition)

M20 Book of the Fallen (Mage: the Ascension 20th Anniversary Edition)

C20 Novel (Jackie Cassada) (Changeling: the Dreaming 20th Anniversary Edition)

Deviant: The Renegades (Deviant: The Renegades)

CofD Contagion Chronicle (Chronicles of Darkness)

M20 The Technocracy Reloaded (Mage: the Ascension 20th Anniversary Edition)

M20 Victorian Mage (Mage: the Ascension 20th Anniversary Edition)

Dystopia Rising: Evolution (Dystopia Rising: Evolution)

Spilled Blood (Vampire: The Requiem 2nd Edition)

CofD Dark Eras 2 (Chronicles of Darkness)

  Redlines

Guide to the Night (Vampire: The Requiem 2nd Edition)

  Second Draft

WoD Ghost Hunters (World of Darkness)

Tales of Good Dogs – Pugmire Fiction Anthology (Pugmire)

  Development

Signs of Sorcery (Mage: the Awakening Second Edition)

GtS Geist 2e core (Geist: the Sin-Eaters Second Edition)

Night Horrors: The Tormented (Promethean: The Created 2nd Edition)

Hunter: the Vigil 2e core (Hunter: the Vigil 2nd Edition)

Fetch Quest (Pugmire)

They Came From Beneath the Sea! Rulebook (TCFBtS!)

  WW Manuscript Approval:

  Editing:

Ex Novel 2 (Aaron Rosenberg) (Exalted 3rd Edition)

Exalted 3rd Novel by Matt Forbeck (Exalted 3rd Edition)

Trinity Continuum: Aeon Rulebook (The Trinity Continuum)

Monarchies of Mau (Monarchies of Mau)

  Post-Editing Development:

Changeling: the Lost 2nd Edition, featuring the Huntsmen Chronicle (Changeling: the Lost 2nd Edition)

Dragon-Blooded (Exalted 3rd Edition)

Pan’s Guide for New Pioneers (Pugmire)

The Realm (Exalted 3rd Edition)

Kithbook Boggans (Changeling: the Dreaming 20th Anniversary Edition)

Scion: Hero (Scion 2nd Edition)

Trinity Continuum Core Rulebook (The Trinity Continuum)

  Indexing:

    ART DIRECTION FROM MIRTHFUL MIKE:

In Art Direction

Ex3 Monthly Stuff

Scion Hero

Changeling: the Lost 2 – Art is contracted.

Trinity Continuum

Ex3 Dragon Blooded

Boggans – Contracted.

Monarchies of Mau – Sorting through buy and figuring out roster.

Fetch Quest – KS art contracted. Taking some time this week to tweak the card design.

  Marketing Stuff

  In Layout

Scarred Lands Community Content –Figuring out the covers and the Slarecian Vault Logo.

Scion Origin

Wraith 20 Screen – Front approved… now waiting for errata phase to assemble all the charts.

Cavaliers of Mars – Laying out while new art coming in.

  Proofing

Book of Freeholds – Maggie has 2nd proof.

Pugmire – Pan’s Explorer’s Guide (or whatever)

  At Press

Beckett Screen – Shipped to shipper.

Scarred Land PGs & Wise and the Wicked PF & 5e – To fulfillment shipper. PDF and PoD physical book versions on sale at DTRPG.

Changeling: the Dreaming 20th Anniversary Edition (Changeling: the Dreaming 20th Anniversary Edition) – Books and Screens created and preparing to ship from printer to fulfillment shipper.

Prince’s Gambit – At press.

V20 Beckett’s Jyhad Diary– Deluxe edition files sent to printer.

C20 Ready Made Characters – PoD proofs on the way.

Pugmire Artisan Cards – PoD proofs on the way.

Pugmire Shepherd Cards – PoD proofs on the way.

Scion Dice Packaging – At press.

Wraith 20 – Backer PDF out, and errata is coming in.

Ring of Spiragos – PoD proofs on their way.

Pugmire Vinsen’s Tomb – PoD proofs on the way.

Beast PG – Advance PDF on sale at DTRPG.com this Wednesday.

DtD Enemy Action – Advance PDF on sale at DTRPG.com this Wednesday.

  TODAY’S REASON TO CELEBRATE: In the US, March has indeed come in like a lion and we’ll see if it goes out like a lamb. But: “Now look, pal! I know a country where March comes in like an emu and goes out like a tapir. And they don’t even know what it means! All right? Now listen, there are nine different countries, where March comes in like a frog, and goes out like a golden retriever. But that- that’s not the weird part! No, no, the weird part is, is the frog. The frog- The weird part is-[has seizure and falls off chair]”

[tellywoodtrash]

ishqbaaz 15.01.18 lb

henlo children!!!!!!!!!!

announcements:

random rambling about last week’s episodes in the mini lb tag.

i’m trying this whole twitter thing out. follow me to receive updates on the garbage my brokenass head sponge generates on an hourly basis.

song of the day: 

(because first official post of new year and all. also, aamir may now be a “legit” srs-business actor and all, but his non-obnoxious pre-lagaan era remains MY fav era of his career.) 

ok let’s get back on this horse. this slow, stupid, stubborn horse that refuses to move, but i still keep around for some reason??? (ok idk where i’m going with this metaphor)

okay, the “kuch samay pehle” thingy has changed. not sure i like it. also the graphics look like they stole it from the dhoom movies or some shit. 

right away starting off with nonsense naach gaana. already testing my damn patience.

aaaaaaaand the over-acting has started. ugh.

lmao shivaay so allergic to middle-class-ness, that harkatein such as thook se note ginnnna will LITERALLY kill him. 😂😂😂

^^^^ an accurate depiction of what watching this show makes me feel like.

and dowwwwwwwwn he goes. 

OH NOT YET APPARENTLY. abhi 5 min of reaction shots jo baaki hai.

now 40 minutes for these 5 to fucking cross a distance of like, 50 meters. kyaaaa bakchodi hai yaar. 

god the editing and “episode ko lamba kheenchne waale tactics” have gotten waaaaay worse since i last watched. 

has anika always been this bloody useless in a crisis? i can’t remember. my brain seems to have formatted itself and erased many a memory of this show in a self-preservation attempt.

a group of 5 grownass, reasonably intelligent people, yet their MO in this situation is to just waste time YELLING in the face of behosh person, instead of you know… calling an ambulance. 

kunal’s hair is looking fucking amaaaazing man. so shiny and smooth and fulla volume. pls to leak his routine and list of products. 

sharifuddiiiiin!!!!!!! (i’m sorry, that’s all i can hear when i see nikitin dheer. and so it’s what i’m going to call him. bolding and exclamation marks included.) ke imagination mein anika looks happier than she has ever been in 450 episodes of this fucking show. maybe she SHOULD just go with him???

cannot able to stop loffing at the juxtaposition of the scary villain music with this wholesome, lovesick expression.

dude, this man is…. gigantic. like… how tall is he irl???? forget tall, HOW FUCKING WIDE IS HE? 

lmao @ anika yelling “shivaay uthiye, dekhiye veer aa gaye!” 

because she knows the extent of shivaay’s crush on veer. 

is this guy really even a doctor or…….???

TF you mean he’s no more. matlab, kuch bhiiiiii, ainvayiiii. like, at least make some cpr efforts for dikhaava purposes? 

ok the oberois would be the worst ppl to deal with in an actual medical crisis. especially anika and her nonsense. 

LOL ANIKA ACTUALLY BEING LIKE FUCK OUTTA HERE WITH YOUR NONSENSE “MEDICINE” AND “DOCTORY”. I WILL FIX THIS THE RIGHT WAY: BY YELLING HIM BACK TO LIFE. (aka, the highly specialized desi mom technique.)

ok shariffuddin!!!!! gonna get hurt real bad for just delivering the bad news.

OMFG I DIDN’T ACTUALLY EXPECT HER TO SLAP HIM 😧😧😧

also lolololol, dude so massive, the slap had zeeeeeero effect on him. it was like a random gust of wind in his direction, that’s all. 

god anika is so fucking unbearable with this garbage. someone ghumaaofy the camera to shrenu/kunal so i can at least appreciate their other-worldly beauty while this nonsense goes on in bg. 

time for rudra to put in his piece. which is just screaming “BHAIYYYAAAAAA!!!!!!!”

yes, very compelling argument. thx for that vital contribution. 😒😒😒😒🙄🙄🙄

as always, magical phoenix tears to rescue. fuck you science and shariffuddiiiiiiiiin!!!!!!!!’s medical degree! 

those chest compressions seem too slow to me? they need to be to the beat of stayin’ alive! 

this switching between haryanvi and just��� standard hindi waala thing is just so confusing to me???? like, at least keep it standard in the guy’s internal monologues. why did you make the character of a certain ethnicity if he just drops the characteristics willy nilly???? 

did shivaay and anika only bring this one set of night clothes from mumbai????? har roz inhi kaale kapdon mein dikhaayi dete hai???

or do anika’s GL duties not include doing the damn laundry?????

450 episodes ho gaye yaaaar, someone buy leenesh some new pants. he’s been wearing these saaaaame ones since episode 1. 

“agar shivaay ko SACH MEIN kuch ho jaata toh????”

behen, doesn’t something or the other “ho jaata” to shivaay every 2 weeks? at this point just accept that this is your life now. and take out some tagdaaaaa insurance. 

ugh, anika and her shivaay gun-gaan. that too to omru of all people. such preaching to the choir. 🙄🙄🙄

GOD I DON’T CARE IS HE GONNA WAKE UP IS ANYTHING ACTUALLY GONNA HAPPEN IN THIS EPISODE COZ IF NOT BAKSH DO MUJHE 😫😫😫😫😫

legit my mood rn.

OMGGG IDC IM FWDING. BOHUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT HO GAYA.

oh look shivaay’s up and at it. 

i love how these ppl didn’t even see the need to like, maybe go get some bloodwork or something done, just to investigate why he actually FUCKING DIEDDDDDD for a minute or two there. 

gotta say, this shade of green is really working on him. nice. 😚😚😚😚

shariffudddiiiin!!!!! be like ‘oh my tiny innocent, you underestimate my level of creepy. i don’t need no cameras to keep an eye on your hotass wife.’

lololololol at anika being all awks and trying to avoid telling hubs that she slapped the f outta his crush. 

god, look at them laughing it up over this. what rudeass fuckers. this is exaaaaactly why noone likes you oberois, and is constantly trying to murder your asses. you ppl fullly deserve it.

“respect” my ass. what you have is a hugeassssss crush on him. you think he’s gorrrrjussss, you want to kisssss him, you want to hugggggggggg him, you want to lurrrrrrrve him. 

who this rando child that shariffudddin!!!! is threatening with kheer?? 

god i want kheer now. 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

[freeselfeducation]

THE NOTES

This is the prompting event : Having to recall the USE OF BEHAVIORS in a educational setting : to better understand motivation of a child in order to HELP him/her/it be successful

NOW TRANSFOOOOOOOOORM . . . by comparing children & adults in the simplest way 

Children grow up to be adults

Adults who are tapped into their child side (happy & sad memories that remind them of a time period everyone shares

Adults who are disconnected from childhood 

Adults who use childhood as an excuse since it’s impossible to confirm & the advantage of never dealing with past traumas is never having to own up to falsities that y’know, make it better for the person re-telling the story

Adults who use children to re-live hurt childhoods

Adults who find a sense of deep purpose when given the responsibility of children to take care of

Children who remember kindness from adults & can leave impressions that make them better through application of knowledge learned vicariously

What is triggering “in the moment” is the prompting event & it’s having to explain the purpose of DATA to previous profession

To make “good” decisions

Will always be questioned WHY made that choice

Repeatedly told professional opinion mattered 

And now connect --<<>>--<<>>--<<>>-- those lies <<>>--<<>>--<<>>-- to other traumas & not hard at all 

one degree of separation

deceit & dishonesty

indifference & indecency 

stupidness & selfishness

super sneaky (a sssnake!) & sanctimony 

emotions not for you to fake & create to get away from your mistakes

decisions made with your precious are now returned, yours to take

Learned to stop the turn of these emotional burns, burrs hurled, truth you tried to blur, but nothin is more real than this world : your has falsities & banalities, nothing you can throw at me will ever ERASE the SITES I’ve seen that SHOW me exactly what YOU MEAN & MEANT : ptsd is a DISORDER of the future, past & present & all of the “tense” so yesterday, today & tomorrow will be and why I structure my time differently...

This is a plan that is retriggering & the reason why I am writing today : This is the process you’ve been apart of (the final step in this filtration of arrested development) to identify trauma LIVE since that’s living in the moment & according to everyone who understands ptsd to be flashbacks & triggers, I live with it hourly, why I think if I have the ability to share I WILL NOT ONLY DELIVER the message of what this feels like, I get to also allow myself a chance to never keep this sh## inside ever again 

Goals

Talk about how to create & maintain one true friend

Sensory overload affecting attention, concentration & learning 

Mental abuse & why an entire community was able to use PREJUDICE of DIFFERENCE to “avoid blame”

THE PROCESS

identify the triggers

sit with the triggers & find the origin (why they started)

often times connected with other triggers

they are thematic around related topics

denial of safety & physical disability 

while being very aware of the present issues then

use of triggers consciously 

 while being very aware of the potential for harm

when memories trigger other memories this is when ITS REALLY TRYING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING 

For more than a year, was told had to prove intent of a child to do harm (Would letters stating, “I want to kill you” be enough) & that is the kicker 

there is always an origin & connection to trauma 

why care must be patient-centered

why clarity is not related to verboseness 

why the BG PICTURE was always the issue

that was the first illumination of the dark arts & a preference for no other reason than AN IRRATIONAL FEAR so it works both ways

Self-education in a nutshell, who you associate with & who vouches for your character matters.  They may turn on you.  In this case, they 100% revealed their system & now I’m going to reveal it because it’s super ingenious.  They use the worst info they have on someone (like savoring it until they need it) & then attack in ways, like a  bombardment to avoid a question or accusation or remark.  I just had to hear this once to realize the depths individuals can go & then when they change the narrative later, it really shows something new. 

My shock & awe at mental, emotionally & physical abuse has passed but what has not are all their attempts at complete annihilation using the very same INFO SHARED to MAKE THE SITUATION BETTER.  I was taught what I thought was private is simply not.  You bring it out into the light & if that’s not kicking shame outta here--my house--my home--my castle--my future--then I don’t know what it. 

NEXT STEP : 

IDENTIFY MY JOB : wrote FBA as documentation for behaviors to find appropriate placement & told repeatedly the importance of these IEP meetings, like shiny beacons of safety after a treacherous storm but REVEALED this as a trick : 100% about covering ass since did it AGAIN

REFLECT ON ACTIONS TAKEN THAT DIDN’T MAKE SENSE THEN but DO NOW : a profession mired in data & the hours spent that meant nothing.  Their intent was never  to find appropriate placement but instead to DELAY week-by-week until “not their problem anymore” & why 

THE ISSUE : revealed if none of that mattered than none of THIS matters either so keep writing & be CONSCIOUS to the FEAR (they will harm me--future--  don’t care--past--mirroring the behavior of non-care seem in educational discrimination : “they will harm me” (future of not having one) & “don’t care” (day-to-day not being taught) in order to DAMPEN it

The Purpose of Any of This

Must IDENTIFY the day-to-day harms that mirror the BEHAVIORS & ATTITUDES of those who did the harm seen in INDIFFERENCE, IGNORANCE, subtle & blatant BULLYING & acts of CRUELTY done in emotional levels that make one question WHY, HOW, WHAT, WHO & most importantly WHEN.  

PTSD is a disorder of time & why INTENT does not matter.  Whether you INTENDED it or not, you did it & you don’t get a pass anymore.  You are smart enough to know the POTENTIAL HARM | this reveals stupidity in degrees that need some consequence & for those who don’t understand potential harm than must not understand POTENTIAL 

OUTCOME : inspiration!!! Use FBA template to further REFINE THEORY on POTENTIAL 

a : the previous action & words that MIMIC the notion of “not by fault” & who is to blame 100%

b : “I didn’t intend to!”

c : the only importance in matters of ABUSE is it happened : deciding factor, the amount of ptsd memories coming at me related to these topics only (DENIAL, DISHONESTY & STORY)

TO CREATE A LESSON 

that addresses failure in past systems & supports 

the inability to see difference, have natural empathy or curiosity in ways “TO HELP” & use of the word SUPPORT in one way & one way only detailed in multiple utterances that were used as the excuses for certain behaviors and acting “confused” (vague on purpose)

that teaches the necessity for evidence to make any “good” decision 

asked there was not enough evidence to warrant a change of placement (LRE under IDEA) so how much is enough?

is practice for any good teacher, or parent to think about what LEARNING is & why BEHAVIOR is not just kids

since I’ve noticed some frustrated behaviors that aren’t engaging the kids that need the most engagement due to the HUMAN need to move, be self-aware, set & meet goals & have stability & safety (free of bodily harm) & reliability & trust (free to share ideas)

[tellywoodtrash]

ishqbaaz 25.09.17 lb

oh NOW om is calling gauri all frantically. asshat. 

i’m sorry i just can’t take shivaay seriously in those sunglasses. 

greattttttt, phatphati is outta gas or some shit. 

suman be like jfc, trusting these two was a baaaaad idea. 

this mukhiya is so ridiculouslyyyyyy OTT i can’t even. 

OH GOD ANIKAAAAAAAA DON’T SPLIT UPPPP

shivaay’s radar beeping that wife is nearby. 

OMG THIS IS THE WORST HIDING I’VE EVER SEEN YOU STUPID GIRLS

ok fwding coz ughhhhhhhhh 

mukhiya, those two were on the side of your one good eye. honestly. 

ANIKA DON’T BE A DAMN HERO 

LORD ABOVE

ok i hate mukhiya so much. someone beat him up. where tf are you, shivKara???

OK FUCK YOU SUMAN THESE TWO PUT THEIR LIVES AT RISK FOR YOU

suman’s dialogue delivery is hella bad

GREAT. anika’s gonna get herself fucking slaughtered at this rate. stand still you idiot girl. 

shivKara eavesdropping on these two gundas from like a mile away. in pouring rain. amazing.

lmao listening at the description they’re like YUP. SUCH GANDDDDH CAN BE MACHAOFIED ONLY BY OUR GIRLS. 

SLOW MO SWAGGER WALK. impaired by the ankle deep flooding. 

pft, first of alllllllllll, so fucking extra, you assholes. secondly, that poem was for bromance purposes. don’t be modifying it for your bs heterosexual relationships. 

lmao mukhiya’s second eye is also gone. 

ok fwding coz this is hella boring. 

ok shivaay, that could be ANYONE’s blood. or does your Awareness™ extend to doing blood typing and DNA testing by eye too?

i’m 1000% here for om’s angsty discovery of gauri’s kapde ka chichdaa tho.

girls, this is india. have you not been living here all this while? don’t you know what the police is like? 

“kadak ho ya bhadak, humein isse kaa matlab??” lol 

oh great. madamji is here. 

oh ho anika baaaat sun toh letiiiiiiiiiiii

LMAO HER NAME IS TAADAKA 

fyi: name of a powerful female demon in hinduism, slayed by lord ram. 

oh noooooooo. they’re laughing at her name. 

oh boy. madamji is like madhusudhan phupa of sarabhai. just the “hein???” is missing. 

anika’s miming is hella bad. do not pick her to be on your team for charades. 

greattttttttt. both of them have gotten themselves locked up. 

lo, suman bhi andar. LOL SHE’S SO CUTE. I LOVE HER FAAAAAAAACE.

shivaay’s like me - sees an unknown number calling and like NOPE IM NOT PICKING THAT UP

i toh don’t pick up known numbers also. like, just don’t call me. i won’t pick up. i hate the phone. just text me like a normal person. (so i can leave you on read.) basically, unless you’re my mom, i’m most probably not going to respond to you. just don’t try to contact me.

SAB PHONE PE HI POOCHENGE KYA, IDHAR NAHI AAYENGE???? 

snort.

oh ho tyaagi ki bhi badi dukh bhari kahaani hai. 

ok literally don’t care about ruvya. fwding the fuck outta them. 

shivaay, ouff, must you be such an asshole to all public servants??? like, at least know the scope of your jurisdiction man. 

lmao, awaaz neeche, really???? lady, you’re deaf. 

lol gauri too appealing to bade bhaiyya, as if her husband standing next to him is invisible. 

BAAT BAAT PE HOME MINISTER, JAISE UNKO TOH KOI KAAM HI NAHI HAI, BAS TUM LOGON KA PHONE HI UTHAATE REHNA HAI

OH MY GOD OM IS EVEN MORE TADIBAAZ, HE’S LIKE CALL THE DEFENCE MINISTER, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOT

aaaaaaaaaaaaand…. 

yup. 

lmaoooooo anika taunting om too. 

shivaay’s finally met his tadi match in inspector taaadka. 

lol shivaay snarkily asking suman if she’s okay and enjoying, hee hee hee

pffffffffft no jail can contain sassy!kara’s sass. 

lol his gesturing at someone to let them go. ugh why is he so damn cuuuuuuuuuuuute??? and look at gauri watching him!

LOCKUP MEIN ROMANCE SUJH RAHA HAI????

please don’t dismiss her billu, tera bas chalta toh you WOULD sex her up here. dadi bhi nahi hai tujhe control karne ke liye. 

UGH ANIKA WHY SO CUUUUUUUUTE. i love your damn face so much. 

ok fuck his stupidass hand wound. awaiiiii. 

lo. ho gaye shuru idhar bhi. 

ok stop trying to be all rational and shit here, omkara. you’re wrong. shut up and stand there in your wrongness being wrong. 

“gauri, meri baat khatam nahi hui hai.” “lekin humari sehan karne ki shakti khatam ho chuki hai.” 

in more ways than one, son. so mind it. she’s thisss 👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽 close to leaving your ass. 

OK TEJ IS BEING THE MOST FUCKING EXTRA HE’S EVER BEEN IN HIS LIFE

lmaoooooo all of them gesturing noooooooooooo in the bg. INCLUDING SUMAN.

LOLOLOLOL

aaaaaaaand…. 

LMAO ANIKA’S DEATH GLARE AND OM’S SIDE EYE AT SHAKTI. 

“jab shivaay aur meri nahi chali toh kiski kya chalegi.”

at least this maamle mein tej recognizes that shivaay has more tadi and extraaaa than him. 

who will freeee them nowww?????

fwding this ruvya nonsense. 

pffffffffffft, everyone’s yelling at anika and gauri. 

if she’s deaf, how come she can hear all this??? 

waaaaaaaaaah. dadi is here to show HER tadi. 

lol shivaay guraaaoing in bg “isne DADI ko lock up mein daala toh i’ll SUE this lady.”

anika: simmer down loser, you need to gtfo here to be able to sue her in the first place. 

face-off between two badass buddhiyas. 

indian judiciary has come down to settling cases by a match of panja. maybe this is how salman khan keeps escaping jail, by beating all the prosecutors in arm wrestling matches. 

LMAO THEIR FACES. SP. THE MEN. 

oh of course, the old birds are friends. 

i want to kiss these two faces. i love them so much. 

pfffffffffft, idiots calling out their names as if dadi’s forgotten who they are. 

omfg, shivaay adding “sabse chotiiiiii” after gauri yelling her name. #thisBROTPwillKillMeWithFeelz.

how considerate of gauri to intro suman as well. 

“tuney inhe andar kyun kiya?” “arre, bolte bohut hai. 😒😒😒😒” 

dude i love her. i say we get inspector taadka to move into oberoi mansion. she’ll shut down their nonsense and have that ship sailing smooth in one day flat. 

ok, good. suman is safe. 

god dafa karooooooo rasmein and just get these little shits married alreadyyyyyyy.

CHUNARI KI RASM. THAANE MEIN. oufffffff. matlab, hadh hai. 

billu is ever ready. he don’t give a fuck. he just needs to marry her. who cares where. iska bas chale toh shamshaan ghaat mein bhi shaadi kar le. 

wow what even is happening with ruvya? they look close to making out. 

they should. it might make them infinitesimally interesting if there was at least some sex to their relationship. 

aaaaaaaand they lost me with the close ups of their mouths. fucking whyyyyyyyyyyy are they shot like this??? you don’t do this to shivika and rikara? then why this grossness here??? 

chalo chaddho, mainu kiii. i don’t even like this pairing.  

they literally decorated the thaana. my goddddddddd. these ppl are so fucking extra. inka bas chale toh they’d bring all the fairy lights in oberoi mansion here too. 

so just…. fuck jhanvi and pinky, i guess. 

can you really blame pinky for feeling left out and hating the rest of them? i don’t. these people are hella insensitive. 

PFT. BILLU. IDIOT. 

ALSO OUFF OMKI WHY SO CUTE?????? BUT ALSO WTF IS THAT WEIRD PIC BEHIND YOU????

lol inpector taadka truly is dadi’s friend. she’s like DOOOR HATT!!!!!!

pft is this photobaaazi necessary? 

ring ceremony bhi baaki hai aaj, oufff.

so, did shivaay buy that stupidass persian emperor ring or what? 

ugh ruvya nonsense. isse achcha toh meri svetlana ko dikhaate. 

OMFG RUDRA JUST SAID AAPKI UMAR MEIN OPTIONS KAM HOTE HAI…. I WANT TO….

FUCK HIM UPPPPPPPPPP BHAVYAAAAAAAAAAA. 

ok you know what, fuckkkkkkkkk this guy. honestly. fuck him to fuck. i still love him as a brother and devar and all, but he honestly sucks in literally every other dept. 

i’m kinda glad sumo escaped him while she could. i now envision her living her best life with a hot surfer nerd in australia. 

yesssssssss, manav’s here! fuck youuuu rudra! 

manav is looking more and more handsome to me. esp since rudra is fucking ugly on the inside. 

wait why the water wars tomorrow???? 

ew that ring is fug. 

[tellywoodtrash]

ishqbaaz lbs: 4th + 5th may

suchhhh bad acting by the qaidis. lord, why can’t this show get better extras? 😐😐😐

pft. shivaay singh oberoi just DANCED around drunk on magic berries with a bigger gun than that. try harder, qaidis. 🙄🙄🙄

lmao, shuru ho gayi apni madam. 😋😋😋

HAHAHAHA AMAR PREM 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

“naam sunte hai pata chala tha tum filmy aur awaara kism ke ladke ho, but no! tum toh nikkame aur nithalle bhi ho.” 😂😂😂

lol shivaay’s reaction to her ENERGY. 😂😂😂

OMG JUST WHEN I THINK I CAN’T LOVE ANIKA MORE, SHE QUOTES ANDAZ APNA APNA. FUCK ME SIDEWAYS, I WOULD DIE FOR THIS GIRL. I WOULD. MOVE OVER SHIVAAY. NO ONE CAN LOVE HER MORE THAN ME. 😭😭😭

this is exaaaaaaaaactly how i react when ppl tell me they haven’t seen andaz apna apna. 😧😧😧

jesus i feel like gul & co. are stalking me. *looks around suspiciously*

these qaidis need to get a grip with the bad acting. 😕😕😕

shivaay is so undeserving of my queen. can she leave his unappreciative ass and marry me? ours shall be a happy, andaz apna apna quote filled union. 👭🏽👭🏽👭🏽

why are the qaidis holding hands? are they lovers, ‘i love you philip morris’ style? 🤔🤔🤔

also i swear i’ve seen the moochi waala qaidi somewhere before. 😐😐😐

lmaooooooooo shivaay’s faceeee when she keeps talking. 😂😂😂

lol, the moochi waala qaidi is thissss close to losing it. i guess you need to be exposed to anika for a really long time to build up resistence the way shivaay has. 😋😋😋

whattttt kinda stupidass police doesn’t know what the faraar qaidi look like? 😒😒😒

i really think the qaidi are lovers. look how affectionately that one is sehlaofying the other one’s knee. 😙😙😙

who died and made anika the leading expert on tyres? 🙄🙄🙄

lol, sach mein aaj bohut bakbak kar rahi hai. i think she MIGHT still be high on berry juice. 😂😂😂

lo. aur police. 😐😐😐

finally. someone knows what INDIA’S LEADING BUSINESSMAN looks like. 😒😒😒

BIWI BIWI BIWI BIWI. man is unstoppable. i think he’s just glad someone’s married to his annoying ass.  😂😂😂

aaaaaaaaand moochi waala qaidi’s lost his temper finally. 😝😝😝

OUFF, SHIVAAY. YOU’RE THE BIGGEST IDIOT. I THINK THIS IS PROOF HE’S A BONAFIDE OBEROI, COZ SUCH DUMBASSERY IS 100% OBEROI GENES. 😑😑😑 

lol anika talking about her hair routine featuring mehendi reminds me of the scene where she offers omkaara shikakai and reetha waala shampoo as thanks for clearing her name of the chip waala accusation. 😂😂😂

why the fuck hasn’t shivaay noticed that the policeman is out cold???? 😒😒😒

CODEWORD BHI NAHI SMAJHTA, BEWAKOOF!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😤😤😤

“lagta hai bhabiji ko antakshari khelni hai.” lmao 😂😂😂

haha shivaay’s fake laugh. 😂😂😂

oh god, please don’t make HIM sing. 🙉🙉🙉

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG SHIVAAY’S GETTING MAD THAT ANIKA’S SINGING DURING HIS TURN. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

shivaay singh oberoi, antakshari enthusiast. who knew. 😇😇😇

… i’m so surprised shivaay even knows how to play antakshari. it’s such a LS game as far as he’s concerned. 🤔🤔🤔

LMAO LOOK AT HIM ENJOYING ‘GOLI MAAR BHEJEEEE MEIN’ AS IF IT’S SOME CLASSICAL RAAG 😂😂😂😂

oh godddddddddddddd now he’s even singing along to oye oye. this fucking idiot. 😂😂😂

FUCKINGGGGGG FINALLLLLLLLLYYYYYYY! 

LOL WHY IS HE STILLL SINGINGGGG ALONNNNNGGG???? 😂😂😂

could youuuuu people run a little FURTHER, and not just stop at the first thing you found???????? idiots. 😒😒

“tum theek ho?” awwww 😭😭😭😭

lmaooo “haan par US WAQT ka code word tha na!” pffffffft. typical husband wala excuse. 🙄🙄🙄

“TOH ACHCHI QUALITY KA BRAIN KHAREEDNA CHAHIYE THA NA!!!!!” HAHAHAHAHAHAHA 😂😂😂😂😂

he doesn’t know what oootpataang means??? it’s a normal word though?? 😐😐😐

I TOLD YOU FUCKERS TO RUN FURTHERRRRRRRRRRR 😩😩😩

qaidis are taking full opportunity to fucking ACT the fuck out of the 3 minutes given to them. 😒😒😒

shivaay, you know she’s not gonna leave your stupid ass, as much as you deserve it. it’s her one fatal flaw. 😑😑😑

pffffffft, so only you can talk crap about how much she talks eh? 🙄🙄🙄

lmaooooooo anika and her thermocol ka stone. 😂😂😂

qaidi 2 ki actingggggggg. amazing. 

headcanon: patidev was finding anika all types of sexy and advancing to kiss the crap outta her when that stupid qaidi interrupted. 😠😠😠

is this the time to pick a fight, shivaay? kissss her! 😚😚😚

i feel like my liveblogs these days should just be a bullet point after bullet point screaming “kiss her!!!!!!!!!!!” and nothing more. 😐😐😐

please, is that why you stood in front of a gun, ready to take a bullet with her name on it FOR THE SECOND FUCKING TIME???? 🙄🙄🙄

this is an equal opportunity bullet-taking relationship, asshole. you better accept that and get used to it, mister. 😑😑😑

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO THEM SCREAMING SHUT UP AT THE QAIDI. AND HIM ACTUALLY PUTTING HIS FINGER ON HIS LIPS. 😂😂😂😂

she’s right. it is yourrrrr fault, shivaay. your nosy NKK enquiring ass is to fault! 😒😒😒

“haddi-tod bhi” LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO 😂😂😂

I SWEAR TO GOD IF THIS KANJI EYED MOTHERFUCKER GETS HIMSELF SHOT AGAIN, IMMA RESURRECT HIS DEAD ASS AND KILL HIM ALL OVER AGAIN MYSELF. AND IT’LL BE PAINFUL AND FUCKING SLOW. FUCKING HELL. 😡😡😡

5th may

lmaoooooo wait, they’re really named AMAR PREM? hahahahahaha 😂😂😂

shivaay’s sideeye at the qaidis while watching them argue. 😂😂😂

“mere koooo kyunnn maaara????” - said in the same voice and tone as “tere ko kisneee maaara????????” from gunda 😂😂😂

anika’s turn to stand in front now. #feminism 💁🏽💁🏽💁🏽

oh mooch wale qaidi. that was a mistake. you made SSO angry. you won’t like him when he’s angry. 😬😬😬

“BIIIIIIIIIIWIIIIII HAI MERIIIIIIIIIII! DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY GIRLS RAN OUT ON MY ASS ON MY WEDDING DAY???? YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT WAS TO GET HER TO MARRY ME? AND TO KEEP HER MARRIED TO ME ON A DAILY BASIS? IT’S FUCKING HARD. DON’T YOU FUCKING BE SHOOTING AT THE ONLY WOMAN ON GOD’S GREEN EARTH WHO CAN TOLERATE ME!!!!!!!!”

lol nakuul having to stand on his tippy toes to match the qaidi’s height. 😂😂😂

why’s he pointing the gun towards himself tho? such a fucking idiot. 😒😒😒

pfffffffffft, i already know the qaidi’s the one who’s getting shot. awaaiiiii ka drama. 🙄🙄🙄

looks like policeman finallly fucking woke up from his mini coma. 😐😐😐

also, god, so overdramatic, mooch waale qaidi. bas haath pe hi toh laga hai. that’s like a rudra level graaaaaaze. ask these two how a gunshot to the fucking chest feels. 😒😒😒

yaaaaaaaaaaas, you hug the crap outta your husband girl. 😊😊😊

and since he’s not taking the initiative, maybe YOU kiss him. it’s 2017, girls can do that now. 🙆🏽🙆🏽🙆🏽

coz she loves your dumb ass, you dumbass. 😒😒😒

ouff. you two. less fighting. more makeout-ing. 🙄🙄🙄

oh ho, ghoom phir ke back to NKK. 😑😑😑

btw, is this all happening in front of the chor-police? like… you two should maybe take this behind that wall. 😕😕😕

aw. he’s trying. 😭😭😭

i know he is, but… come on man, you’re a grownass adult. you gotta learn how to control your impulses. you can’t just do whatever the fuck you “want”. i WANT to quit my job and just stay in bed, braless all day. i WANT to never eat another healthy meal again and just subsist on potato chips and popcorn for the rest of my life. can i do that? NO. COZ THAT’S WHAT BEING A GODDAMN ADULT IS ABOUT. YOU CONTROL YOUR IMPULSES AND DO THE RIGHT THING. 😒😒😒

aaaah, finally she said it. 😭😭😭

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS. 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

also, crying. my boy’s grown up. he’s SO grown up. waaaaaah. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

amazing what some rottenass alcoholic berries and having a gun pointed in your face can do! they’ve given this man the self awareness he’s been lacking for 33 fucking years. 😐😐😐

ok, did he stay up all night reading some relationship therapy book or what? he’s talking classic counselling language. 🤔🤔🤔

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh, they love each other sooooo muchhhhhhhhhh. and iiiiiiiii love them soooooooo muchhhhhhhhhhh. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

COULD YOU FUCKERS AT LEAST FUCKING KISS NOW?!!? 😩😩😩

GODDAMNIT POLICE OFFICER!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY WERE GONNA KISS! THEY ALREADY HAVE A BROTHER WHO DOES GHATIYA INOPPORTUNATELY TIMED SHAYARI BACK HOME. NO ONE WANTS TO LISTEN TO YOUR STUPIDASS FUCKING SHER. 😡😡😡

also, where did the second policeman come from?? 

GO HOME AND SEXXXXXXXX NOW!!!!!!!!!!! 👉🏽👌🏽👉🏽👌🏽👉🏽👌🏽

walk, you spoilt braaaatttt! 🙄🙄🙄

CHAMPA!!!!!!!!! 😇😇😇

lmaooooo anika’s wonderstruck look at her ownnnn hands. such fucking cute. i love her so much. 💖💖💖💖💖💖

lmaoooooo “zindagi bharrrr yeh sunna hoga” suchhhhh a typical husband. 😂😂😂

lol tumhare paas jet THAAA. it crashed, remember? 😋😋😋

LMAO SHE’S SOOOOO ME. SUCHHHH A PATRONIZING SMUGASS BITCHHHHHH. 😂😂😂

awwww look how nervous he is. 😊😊😊

HELLO CHAMPU! 😂😂😂 

she just SHOVED him offffff lmaooooo 😂😂😂😂

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HE’S COVERING HIS FACE!!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂

“dono” haha awwwwwwwwww 😙😙😙

���is baare mein kisi ko bataana mat.” 

omgggggggg this adorable fuckerrrrr. 💘💘💘💘

“pair theek se aa rahe hai?“ 

kyun nahi aayenge? utniiiii height toh hai nahi iski. 😋😋😋

lollllllllllllllllllll he doesn’t know what to do with his handsssssssss. 😂😂😂

why the random flashbacks to the #shitia party? 🤔🤔🤔

ouffffff, back to this hellhole. can’t my babies just stayyyyy in the foresttttttttt? 😫😫😫

lmaoooooooo look at him saunter in coooooolllly in the bg. 😆😆😆

UGH. CALM DOWN MUMMEH. HE’S BACK NOW. 🙄🙄🙄

and fuck your passive aggressiveness. 😑😑😑

shivaay’s silent but slightly annoyed “I’M A GROWNASS ADULT” face is my permanant face at my mom. 😐😐😐

mummeh doesn’t appreciate being dismissed like that. 😬😬😬

nor does she appreciate him being a GOOD FUCKING HUSBAND. THERE IS NOTHING I FUCKING HATE MORE THAN THIS DESI CONCEPT OF “JORU KA GHULAM”. IT’S CALLED BEING A CONSIDERATE, LOVING HUSBAND. MAJAAAAAL HAI KI THE PATRIARCHY LET A MAN BE DEMONSTRABLY AFFECTIONATE AND CARING TOWARDS HIS GODDAMN WIFE. 👿👿👿👿

i’ve said it once, i’ll say it again: fuck you very much pinky. please die, thanks. 👹👹👹☠☠☠

god what nonsense. looks like gauri’s bullshit #pativrataness is spreading via air to anika. ugh. LET HIM TOUCH YOUR GODDAMN FEET IF THAT’S WHAT HE WANTS. 😒😒

goddddddd pinkyyyyyyyyyy, LEAVE THEM ALONE!!!!!!!! BHOOT KE TARAH MANDARAAA RAHI HAI HAMESHA. 😑😑😑

and he said he doesn’t wanna do the damn pooja. DROP IT, MUMMEH! 😠😠😠

yeah, whatever. good luck trying. now leave. 🙄🙄🙄

“khud ko change karne ki koshish kar raha hoon. mere liye tumhara naam khoon khaandaan TUMSE IMPORTANT NAHI HAI.“ 

excuse me. it’s raining on my face. 😭😭😭

… ”HUMAAAAAAARE LIYE”. SAY IT! SAY IT! 🙃🙃🙃

HAAAAAAAA, HE SAID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂

“ek dusre ke liye goli khaa sakte hai… toh mom ki gaali khaa hi sakte hai.“ 

lol idk about you shivaay, but i’d rather khaaofy goli rather than mom ki gaali, coz desi moms and their daant is waaaay more emotionally traumatic. 😫😫😫

also, waaaaaaaaaaaaah, i loveeeee himmmmmmmmmm. 😭😭😭

OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT MAHI VE CONFIRMED TO BE SHIVAAY KA BHAI 😱😱😱

today’s lb will be put up like… waaaaaay later. :)