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luminarai · 4 years ago

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inspired by italians screaming at ‘food hack’ videos online and the monstrosities lurking within the freezer section of my local german discount supermarkt

(joe doesn’t speak to nile for like 2 days after this. not because he’s mad but because he almost had a heart attack in a lidl)

#tog #the old guard #nile freeman #nicolo di genova #nicky di genova #joe al kaysani #yusuf al kaysani #joenicky #kaysanova #my art #as far as i know spaghetti stuffed garlic bread is not a thing... at least not in the frozen food aisle #becuase it apparently exists on cursed american food blogs #nicky has taught himself to cry on command solely for this reason #poor joe didn't sign up for this. he just wanted some sour rainbow strips #he's had some weird ass deaths in his 900+ years of life but the thought of dying of a heart attack in the middle aisle of lidl? harrowing #also i constantly worry that nobody can read my writing bc i write in cursive so when i make these i veer wildly in the opposite direction #and make my hand writing as clunky as possible #and that's why it looks like that. the end

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