#becuase i drew her nine and a half heads tall

[americanteacup]

so like i made this months ago with the intention that one day i’d draw the other outfit and,,, i never did. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

anywho, this is fanart for @geek-fashionista and her Luck Us fic, which i totally loved everyone shoud read it (though, it is on the longer side, which is like dedication, so definitely go read it) and i know mari didn’t model the dress herself but,,, i like drawing her. hope i did the dress justice :)

[the-fiction-witch]

lets Have Faith In Barbie

REAL LIFE: SCANDAL COUPLE: TBS X READER RATING: FUNNY AF

"Welcome to todays Bullshit ladies and gents!" Y/n smiled in her kitchen "I come to you today from my wonderful kitchen, with a camera set up... are you proud of me?" she smiled leaning on the counter top of the island "Today we are doing something someone suggested to me On the wonderful twitter page that was, and I quote 'Bake something while drunk' so... Here I am two bottles of Rose and half a bottle of vodka and Here I fucking am!" she smiled "It would have been a full bottle of Vodka but someone stole it while I went to pee" she laughs "now you may already noticed that I am in focus and have good lighting for my set up, Now you may be asking yourself did I buy a new camera? Did I get some skills" she laughs "and the answer is no. I just got myself a man slave" she smiled "Who - god damn it what are you- okay I have my little action camera here so I'm showing you the veiw I'm getting" she says as the camera changed seeing Thomas sat behind her camera set up on a tall kitchen chair drinking from a bottle "God damn it Thomas!" she yelled "is that my Diserano?"

"Yes" He smiled as he put the bottle down

"You little fucking sod! that was not for you"

"It was in the alcohol cupboard I was told to get drunk so... the fault is yours for not checking on me"

"what I have to check on you every ten minuets?"

"I can not be left alone" he says "Like a baby with a toaster"

"Are you a baby thomas?"

"I'm your baby"

"You can tell I'm slightly more sober then he is. Actually correction I am more used to being drunk then Thomas it" she laughs as the camera went back "Now! the thing... we are making cakes. But I thought due to... the drunkenness it probably wasn't the best idea to be doing it from scratch because. Okay I'll be honest I don't know how to do it anyway. so I got a box mix"

"Owww Box mix"

"Yes today we are cooking with the wonderful lady herself, With Barbie" she says putting a bright pink box on the table

"You're just as pretty as barbie y/n"

"Awww thank you Thomas. we are very drunk right now. You can tell because we are being nice to each other" she giggled "If we are drinking the diseranro then... gimme" she says as Thomas handed it to her his arm only just making it into frame "ahhh thank you my man slave" she smiled starting to drink

"What does Barbie say?"

"Barbie says we need two eggs, two... Two Of Thomas!"

"Hu?"

"It says Two TBS of water, so... how many water are you thomas?"

"Uuuuuuuhhhhhhh... I would say I'm a cup"

"A cup? what cup?"

"The cup in your cupboard that says the funny thing." He says

"The funny thing ?" she laughs going into the cupboard and getting a mug "The one that says my dicks not to small you have a large Virginia"  

"Yes! I am one of those of water" He smiled

"Okay, and we need... nothing else just water and eggs. Ohh but you can put on barbie special sprinkles"

"I want Barbie sprinkles"

"Those are sold separately"

"God damn Barbie... What a bitch" He says "I wanted Sprinkles"

"I'm sorry sweetheart"

"I'm no longer excited for this activity"

"I know, How about since the sink is over there... and the vodka is here. I'm replacing water with vodka"

"I don't think barbie will like that?"

"Ohh pleasse Barbie is shot gunning a bottle of Smirnoff in the dream house every time Ken comes home and tells her he's leaving to have an affair with the Bratz dolls" she laughs filling the mug with vodka "And he'll be back because none of the other dollies have a dreamhouse, A Pony, a hot tub and a convertible." she says throwing the vodka in a bowl with the cake mix

"Ken is a sugar boy"

"He is. and he knows it bitch"

"Next throw an egg in!" she laughs literally throwing an egg into the bowl "But I should probably remove the shells" "Eh? make it a stabby suprise" he suggested

"Okay... stabby surpises" she smiled "We must now mix!" she laughs getting a wooden spoon

"Is this the same spoon that... did the thing?"

"No thomas thats upstairs"

"I see... Mix that bitch"

"Yeah! Mix that bitch, Or be a bitch" she says starting to mix the bowel "Are you a bitch thomas?"

"Fuck you y/n you're a bitch!"

"Fuck you thomas"

"Fuck the world"

"Fuck everything on the planet today"

"Are you okay y/n?"

"I need more rose..."

"We don't have anymore rose"

"But I need it" she whined

"Well you can't have it"

"But I want it"

"You can have vodka" "I don't want vodka"

"well we can't go get more becuase... neither of us can drive"

"I can call jack he can get us more wine"

"Don't bother jack to bring you more wine y/n"

"Do you have wine in your house?"

"No... I have beer"

"Can i have a beer?"

"No"

"Thomas!!" she whines

"Noo!"  He whines back

"I think it's mixed enough... its... cake mixish"

"How long did barbie say to mix it?"

"She says five to nine minuets... but I think barbie is full of shit"

"To be fair, she can't bend her arms so mixing probably takes much much longer" He laughs

"That's true" she laughs getting a tray and pouring the mix in "Now barbie says... we need ten to fifteen minuets in the oven at 200" she reads

"Let's have faith in barbie"

"Yeah. Lets have faith in barbie and do as she says" she smiled "Would help if I turned the oven on"

"did you not preheat it?"

"I did not"

"Did barbie tell you to preheat it?"

"Barbie is a exact copy of a call girl doll sold in the fifty's. I don't have to follow her adivce"

"Is she?"

"Yeah Built Lilly, she's a call girl comic in Germany and they made dolls which is what barbie is based off and almost directly copied from"

"Ohhh history"

"Indeed, History" she says putting the cake in the oven "Now! we make icing, do you want to help?"

"yes!" He smiled appearing on the camera "Hi" He smiled resting a head on her shoulder sucking a lollipop

"where... where did you get that?"

"I found it"

"Don't eat things you find thomas"

"It was on your table?"

"Ohh okay, Can I lick it?" she asks and he nods taking it out his mouth offering it to her and she licked it "Ewww! Lime lollipop" she complained getting the icing mix and putting it in a bowl even if it fluttered everywhere as icing sugar always does thomas playing with some that missed the bowel "Now as again we need water but the sink is over there... why not some vodka" she laughs pouring vodka into the bowl

"Y/n? I drew you A heart." He smiled having drawn a heart in the icing sugar

"Awww thank you Thomas" she smiled giving him a hug as she mixed "Its a nice heart"

"What does barbie say we do now?"

"Barbie says when the cake is done... put icing on it... then eat it"

"Barbie is not very instructional"

"she is not your right Thomas" she says before a jump cut away and the cake was out of the oven on the table and y/n was throwing icing on it "Is it a good cake thomas?"

"It's lovely"

"You wanna eat it?"

"No I do not"

"Why not?"

"Becuase... I don't wanna die y/n"

"don't be a bitch thomas" she says cutting two peices he took one and she took the other "barbie says they are scrumptious deliciousness"

"Lets try then the scrumptious deliciousness" He says they cheered there cake and then each took a bite and even in the drunken states the regret and horror was written across there faces "barbie Lied to us."