#because yandev makes it SOOOO BORINGGGGGGGGGG

[canonically47]

headcanons (/facts!!) that would make yandev’s blood absolutely boil

ayano doesn’t love taro and never will, she just desperately wants to be ‘cured’ and projectes this need onto the first decent guy she found. (they do become friends in my au though.)

the rivals are, in fact, not ‘canonically’ bisexual since taeko and taro exist in different universes.

most of the rivals don’t even like taro. osana forced herself to ‘like’ him when she’s actually aroace, amai did it for the appearance of it but she’s a lesbian, kizana just wanted to feel better about herself but she’s a lesbian, oka is lonely (and a lesbian), asu was actually briefly crushing on him but quickly got over him, muja and mida are not pedos and muja is a happy lesbian dating kyoshi, osoro is also aroace, hanako is his fucking sister, and megami is aroace.

none of the suitors like the rivals. kyuji is gay and dating toga, shoku is gay and crushing on taro, tsuruzo is gay and crushing on itachi and kaga, shin is aroace, iruka is crushing on midori, otohiko (😢) is gay and crushing on kencho, toga (😢) is gay and dating kyuji, hazu is aroace, and kaga is bisexual and crushing on itachi and tsuruzo. L + ratio + everyone is gay

everyone in akademi likes MLP but everyone except gema and midori, who are pretty much the ‘cringiest’ people in the school, hides it. gema and midori though? they cannot shut the fuck up about it. “listen i know i’m most similar to dash but twilight is the BEST” “i see your twilight and i raise you pinkie pie” “wait ur right i fucking love pinkie pie BUT TWILIGHTTT” “ur right WHY IS IT SO HARD TO DECIDE ON A FAVORITEEE”

there are only two cishet people in the school including the teachers. even ryuto who is only attracted to pippi is trans & ace

there are like over 25 aroace people because i’m aroace and i said so idc

AND FINALLY THIS IS A FACT DON’T LET HIM FOOL YOU: FIRST YEARS ARE 15-16, SECOND YEARS ARE 16-17, AND THIRD YEARS ARE 17-18 LITERALLY SHUT UP IF YOU THINK OTHERWISE.