#because why not mock games at JKP for mock pizza place takeovers lol

[billiejeannooneslover]

Billie and the Green

With nods to @soulsbetrayed @demonsamongheroes and @bewarethewolfarmy

//They’re Billie and the Green, Billie and the Green, one is a genius, the other’s insane

//To prove their ranger worth, they’ll overthrow the earth//

Billie: Wait, I’m not trying to overthrow the earth. I’m trying to save it-except in that universe where I’m playing with Drakkon.

Green: And I just want pizza.

Drakkon: I want to overthrow the earth.

Blaze: Me too.

AU Kim (from a distance): Drakkon honey, will you come help me in the garden?

Drakkon: Coming! *to Blaze* You can come too, but if you mess up the garden I’ll kill you.

Blaze: Seriously?

Drakkon: *death glare of doom*

Blaze: Okay, jeez.

*Drakkon and Blaze leave*

Green: Want to try and take over the pizza place again?

Billie: Okay, but we’ll need a new game to play. RJ is far too good at Twister.

Green: And his stinky feet are deadly weapons.