#because when i come back and i see that my budies just disappeared i turn into a worried mess

[chickennest]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

THE TRAILER FOR CHAPTER 5 IS OUT im dead AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*AHEM* first things first SCHOLAR IS SO BEAUTIFUL ASDFUISDGIUSADFADSGIS No, seriously

LOOK AT THIS LITTLE BEAN

perfect  (❤ω❤)  (❤ω❤) (❤ω❤) (❤ω❤) (❤ω❤) (❤ω❤) (❤ω❤)

hmmm......

*starting to regret life choices* ALSO that auditorium is sooo beautiful *  ¬ *, i mean, like i study archicteture and i STILL A FAILURE WHEN IT COMES TO DRAW SCENARIOS ;__;, so i admire a lot the effort yall put there ;3; best staff ever uwu <3

[katealot]

Hello Hi Yes I come bearing the Heathers x Be More Chill crossover no one asked for and someone else probably already did, but whatever.

And hey, why not focus on everyone’s (least) favorite psychopath, Jason Dean. Also WARNING MENTIONS OF SELF HARM AND SUICIDE ATTEMPTS

·         Ok so first of all, let’s chat about underclassman JD

·         Freshman year, he goes by Jason and shrinks into his seat when teachers call him Jason Dean during roll because “Jason Dean is such an old white dude name”

·         Anyway, ya boy has hella self esteem issues. and abandonment + dependency issues cause of his Dad™

·         Flash forward to an unlikely encounter: after getting shoved down in the hallways by a certain Kurt and Ram, a friendly face appears and helps him up and then turns and yells down the hallway.

·         “WAIT TO SHOW MATURATY, ASSHOLES!”

·         BAM Duke and JD are inseparable.

·         JD helps Heather with her self esteem regarding her weight and they are totally Book Club Budies™™™

·         Unfortunately, in a moment of weakness, Heather is talked into taking a, um,, grey, oblong pill from Japan

·         Over the course of a few weeks, Heather starts brushing off our poor lonely boy until she ‘becomes a Heather’

·         That’s when she finally shuts him out for good.

·         “Get out of my way… loser.”

·         I’m not crying, JD is crying!

MORE UNDER THE CUT, AGAIN WARNING! MENTIONS OF SELF HARM AND SUICIDE ATTEMPTS

·         So going into his sophomore year,,,,,, JD starts self-harming

·         It gets really bad and he attempts…. multiple times……… :,((((

·         After landing himself in the hospital for the,,, third time he gets an anonymous package sent to his room

·         There’s a note, it’s not signed, and it says “take it, numbs the pain”

·         Inside there’s a single pill and a bottle of Mtn. Dew????

·         W̛̠̑̎͆ȩ͍̹̪̏͌l̜̤̫̙͉͈͐̌c̰̼̯̙͉͌ͮ͊ͦ͟ͅo̮͋̃͗ͥ́̄ͩ́mͣ͛͒̋͏̝̪̥̤̮͓e̡̙̯̟̝̪̬̾ͫ̀̽̄͋ͅ ̘̯͔̻̤͊ͫt̠̽o̜̪ͣͤ ̡ỵ͉ͨ̈͡ö̟̰̦͖̞̾ͅu̺̣̦̽ͤ̎ͤ̚r̴̹͓͍̜̥̫̘̓̌̉̍ͧ̂̿ ̯̘̭̱͈̘̈S̘̰͌uͭ͑͊ͭ͏̣̞͕p̐ͪ́eͩͥ̄̅ͤͩ͋҉̘̱͎̥̯͖ͅr̥̪͔͓ͩ̏̓ͨ͂ͧͥ͘ ̳̫Q̭͠u̼͎̭̎͟a̭̦̪̬̭͠n̝̼̟̲̯͚͍͢ẗ͉́͒̅̀u̟͍̳̩͎͗ͩͅṃ̧̭̼͇͓͙ ̖͊ͤU̧̖̬̭̥̎̿n̸̤̞̦̫̙̤̠ͣ͗ͨi̥̖̱͖̍ͭͤ̆͘ͅt̵̺͌̓͊̿ ̥͇ͯ̿̈͠��̥̖̥ͅI̮͙̮̐̀̐͊̒̽̏͘n͑̇̆͏̗̹̪̣̳t̨͔̞͙ͫ͐̉̇ͬ͋́e͌ͦ̄ͦ͑͂l̵̞̙̝ͥ ̞̞̐ͫ̐̿̈̽Ṗ̲̤̲r̖̔ͦ̔̋͊̓oͨ͏͔̭̲̲̬̠̣ċ̘͎͈̦ͯͧ̏̓̈é̐̍̊sͤs͎͔̥͂̂͆ͯͤo̷͙ͯ͂̂̚ŗ̖̫̝̫̤̗͆ͅ ̬̻̥̟͈͖̠

·         He starts crying as soon as his SQUIP’s projected figure appears because

·         It looks exactly like his Mom

·         His SQUIP assures him that it isn’t his mother, just a super computer taking a form similar to her, BUT also imputs in it’s data base that his ‘Mother’ has the potential to be very i n f l u e n c i a l

·         The goal he sets for his SQUIP is to get back at Duke

·         [Enter the age of Musical JD]

·         So, he proceeds to disappear from his school’s social map while he and his SQUIP *scheme*

·         *S E N I O R Y E A R*

·         He starts getting impatient and insisting that they get their plan in motion

·         [Enter Verooonicaaaa]

·         Change of goal: get her to fall madly in love with me

·         The fight? The book referencing? All (scripted) calculated choices.

·         And also yes hi he gets exclusively Mtn. Dew flavored slushies ok back to the Plot™

·         Dead Girl Walking…………… guess it worked

·         He accompanies V to Heather’s to apologize bc he’s (v̶̗͖͆ų͛ͮ͐̅̊l͇̓̓̀ͩn͈̹̭̝̽e̖̖̲͍r̲̭̞̥̳̥̤ͥ͝a̪̳̝͙̝̲͗̓̃ͦͫͣͭ́b̗̥̗̱̙̣̠̂ͩ̍̊̊l̰͚̰̬ḙ̰̪̭̩̏̉̓̿ͣ̄͟ ) head over heels for this girl and wants to be Supportive™

·         And then the voice in his head pipes up after being silent for a long time.

·         “this is your chance” ‘You want me to…. poison Heather Chandler?’ “d̐ ͖̮̼̯̻̍͋̿̈́a̮̩͇̝̦̭̼ͦ̒͊̿̇̀̓ ̪͉̬̭̹̈́͋̊̒r̜ ̳͕ͫ̾ĺ̞̱̹̩͍͙̀̚ i͙̣̦͊̊͒̇͗ͩ ͔̥̺̯̝n̦̪͓͕̙̳͔ ̞̪͑̌ͫ̎͂g͉̣͔̟̤̙̉̃… it’s the only way to achieve what you want.”

·         Miss Chandler? Miss Chandler? Oh my fuckin god she fuckin dead.

·         JD is lowkey disturbed by what he helped do but his SQUIP assures him it’s all a part of their initial plan

·         eliminate her army of skanks wait w ot

·         So everything goes back to normal until

·         The incident with Kurt and Ram happens and the moment he sees the tears in Veronica’s eyes the red fog settles in and he hikes Ram and Kurt up the list fUCK

·         W͕͉̔̌̓̆eͪͧͥ ͓̹̠̦̬̲ͥg̟̟̯̫͒͆ͅo͔̬̞̿̄ͤt̟̐ͤ͆ ̖̳͈͍͉̟̃̽̂̒͐ͅa̳̺̱̺̭̮̓ͥͅ ̫̱̓̂͋p̗̤̯̅̅l̺͎̭̪̤ͥ͗͐a̺̟̺͖̗̽̉ͅn̲̼̟̣̗͇ͨ̓̇̚,͙̂ͩͥ̚ ̻̤̩̲͎ͯ̐͐͋n̝̙̒͒̓̂ͥ̍ͮo̲͉̯̳̥̭͒ẅ̥̳̝͎͍́͑͆̈̉͆ ͖͍̱ͫb͈̻̣̂ͥͨͪͯͭͪḗ̫̺̞̣̯̼͊ ̮͉͖͙̲͕̤͛ͨ̓͆a̱̍ͧ̈́͋ͧ̃ ͥͪͅm̤̫͖̻̟̜̝̿ǎͯ̀́͋̅̚n͓̿ͨ͐̂͋̇!̓̔ ͕͚̖̼̣͇ͨ̌͂̄ͯ̽Ý͍̄̀o͛̈́̍͐͛ͯͫȕ̮͎̮̻̓ͦ ̖̭ͫ͛g̜̩̤̱̫̝͔̿̂̈́͋ö͒͋͐͛̀ͧt̮̻̥̺͚ṫ̈́a̜͙̣̫̰̞̔͊͊̆ͯ ̞̞̘̯ͩ̄͋́t̜̘̤̣͍ͨͬ̾͂̉a̔̈ͪ̀k̊e̹͓̰͐̔ͧ̿̉ ̻̼͙̺ͫ͑ͧ̆̽t̻̱̘̋̀̓ͫͮ̃hͨ͗̅ͬ̚e͂̒ͬͩ̆ͥ̈  ͉̖͈̖͒̊ͦ̏͛u̘̓̂͂ ͉̩̻̻̪̦̪ͪͫͩ̑ͩ̽p̞̰͙̥̰̖̔̊͒͐̒ͅ ̹̞̟̦̠́͊ͦ̈g̩̥͉͓̏̏ ̜̪͚͙͇̺̜r͔̆̇̏̄ ̹͕̮͎̪̗̽͛̒ͣͥȧ͓̼͎̅̏̌̏ͫ̈́ ͂̚d͔̼͇̔̉ͦ ͍͚̐̆̐͗ͅe

·         Achievement unlocked: Manipulate your girlfriend into being an accomplice in M U R D E R

·         Oh shit now Veronica is upset fuckfuckfuckfuck

·         Veronica is making him,,,, question his plan. Maybe,, maybe he doesn’t need the SQUIP anymore? I mean he has Veronia…. I think I heard something about Mtn. Dew Code Red being- FUCK DID YOU JUST SHOCK ME

·         “Spinal stimulation. S͊́̏w̩͖͈̣͖̲̰̓̃͊ͨ̎ͨe̬͈̩̓̊ͧ̋̽̍̆ĕ̜̜̼̀ͭͣ͂ͩt̻́́͐͂̑͛̃h̏e̠̘̯ͨͭa̹̪͖͙͚͍̬̽͊ṙt̓͌̆ͭ̅̈ͅ, I’m going to improve your life…. Now, h͑e͎͇͐r̉̈́̅͊́ͣ̋e̠̬̹̣̪̥’s̳̰͆͋ͤ̒ͦ̚ w̗̬̘͕̣͓ͅh̳̞̭͕͇̙̿̾ͅȁ̞͎̞̮̏ͬͨ͒t̘̝̻̔̔ͤͤ̈ ̩͕w̲̩͉eͮ͋́̈́̅ͧͯ’̘̐͐ͫ͛ͮr̞̤͎̙e̘̟ ͚̬͈̹̥̞̍̊͗̇̃̈g̏̂̓̿o̙̱̪͕ͧ͐ͅi̞͊ͮ͌̅ṉ̩͙̿ͫͤg͍̱̬͙̬̱̗ ̤ͭ͊̂ṱ̤͈̳͇͆o͔͍̳̟̘ͬ̀ͫ͐̈́ͅͅ ͖̝̺ͫ̇̋̄͆d̮̗̖͚̟̊̈́̋ͯͩͩͩô̻̥̮͎̲̋̃̍͑ͦ͑ …”

·         “All is forgiven, Baby! Come on, get dressed, ÿ̗̠͓͋̌̈́͌ͧou̥̻̟͖ͅ'͚r̦ͩ̒ͫͯe̮̻͉̬ͮ́́ͅ ̫̪̗͙̈͊m̈ͦ̂̔��̯͊ͅy̙̙̗̹ͅ ̳͍̤ͪͭ̈́͆ͩd̖͇̍͌̾͑ͪ̂̚a̙̱̞̞͕ͫ��ẗ͕́͒͆̂̌e͇̫ͯ̂ͩ̄͛ͣ t̻͓̹͍͎͈̬̂o͙̜͉ͯ ̠͔̺̠̝̗̹̅͂̑t̰̹̽͐ͩͣ͛̽h̹͎̮̼̺̣̄ḙ͙̫͖̉ ̤̮̖͕̘͔̅ͬ̏̑p̭͈͉̹̠̦͓͆ͨe̹ṗ̪̘ͪ̀ ̥̬̳̫̤̃̓̇̆͗̊̂r̍̿̌ͯ̽ͥ̊a͚͎̟͎̠͓̤l͉̑ͥl̙̙̬̥͔̠̄̄͌͗ͅy͕̪̻̳͚͖̘̍̎̓͌ͩ ̜̙̾͗ṫ̙̲͖͉̬͒ͫŏ̠̱͈͈̬͔̞n̲͈̥͍͙̓̍͆í̯̲̪̯̮̲̰̊ͦ́ͫ̈́g̺͓̩̺͆͌h̫̫̲͂̑t̥ͫͥ͐ͧͩ̅̚!͙͈̣͒ͮͭͤ͐̊́”

·        

·         “Oh my God… No! Veronica!”

·         “Please…. I can’t do this alone- GAAAAAHH!!!”

·         “…….S͓̱͓̖̰ͪ́ͅt̠̦̼̦̼̼́i̻̗͚͇̺̊̐l̲͖̱͖̥̥̱͊ͣl̝̥̤̘̪̃̂ͅ ͔̗̲̇I ͖͍̝͕̺͌̌́ͪ͛͑w͎̲̮̘ͫ̅ͧi̳̯̼̿ͪͧͅl͇̘̦̥̱͒ͧ͑l͙̦ ̪̞͓̖̗͈̄̿̿ỉ̤f̅ͧ ͓̜͇̙͎͊ͦ͋̄I̩̮̖̗͋ ̤̗̻͌ṁ̙͕͒͌ͤͫ͂̅u̬̰̫̻̲̝̹̎sͦͮ͆t̯̱̺͕̯͖ͯ̓̄!͉͖̝̗̹̥̃̄ͭ͗̀”

·         ‘He’ is ready to blow them up, blow them all up, “IF MY VERONICA CAN’T LIVE, NO ONE CAN!”

·         And then……… she’s there. S-she’s alive…

·         “Veronica?”

·         He starts to regain access to his own thoughts but he can feel his SQUIP…. It’s powerful and it’s not going down without a fight.

·         “I am damaged…. far too damaged. But you’re not beyond repair.”

·         “…..Say hi to God.”

·         I’m not c-crying…. OKAY I AM ALRIGHT FUCK ME GENTLY WITH A CHAINSAW

·         Haha the end sorry it was so long