#because they're scared of getting killed in strange macabre ways all the time

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a way to rewatch s6 of wwdits just for some extra fun and chaos, inspired by @redeyeyuna's awesome nandermo s6 secret relationship meta--

what if, in the wake of all the intense feelings of nandor saving guillermo from vampirism in s5, there was an onslaught of uncontrollable feelings and one passionate and ill-advised nandermo hookup? but then they both freaked out, like 'oh my god, i can't believe this is happening now, especially because we can't even be together because one of us is a VAMPIRE and one of us is a HUMAN/VAMPIRE SLAYER' so they kind of just feel really weird about it and are both in denial, especially because it's a miracle that the cameras didn't catch them at it. so yeah! pretend it never happened!! they have BOUNDARIES now!! guillermo is soooo into moving on into the human world and becoming a finance bro! nothing to stick around for here! and nandor is in love with ... the guide now!! yep! getting together with the guide, the only g-u-i around here he wants to smooch, will definitely solve all his life problems! not that he has any! it's aaaalllllll good!

next time i watch s6, i am going to watch it with this headcanon firmly in place, purely for my own enjoyment. ✨