#because they don't kiss in their YouTube videos. after repeatedly talking about wanting to keep their life private | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

bitseventimes · 3 months

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as ludicrous as it would be I'd love it if dnp announced they're having a kid just to see people bend over backwards to defend the concept of platonic friends n unconventional child sharing parenthood methods or whatever instead of just respecting that when someone says they wish to keep their relationship private it probably just means they're not hard launching via gay sex on instagram stories and that you're not forbidden to assume they're together until they officially introduce eachother as my romantic life partner with whom I regularly practice homosexual intercourse

#this is totally unserious #like i get ittt i get that after decades of hardcore shipping people decide to go the opposite way and assume they are actually just friends #but sometimes it feels just a tad disrespectful to go well they dont call eachother boyfriends online so it must mean they have a special-#weird strangely romantic friendship that's so special we would never get it #because they don't kiss in their YouTube videos. after repeatedly talking about wanting to keep their life private #idk maybe it just reminds me of when your mum talks about your uncle and his male best friend who's lived with him for 35 years #and that's why it feels kinda iffy yk #dnp #dan and phil #dip and pip

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