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actually the insides of a girl look like this!
and it's pretty awesome really. i think it's cool that women are creatures who are real and have guts and viscera inside of them and they sweat and bleed and eat and breathe and all sorts of things that real animals and thus real people do.
#''why is this on your slay the princess blog''#because these posts pop up when you search StP#for reasons likely related to tumblr's search system being garbage but nonetheless#and one or two of them every now and then is one thing but i'm kind of sick of this patronizing garbage lol#it's just a joke and all but :) pretending your body is something it isn't...#especially in the context of femininity. rubs me the wrong way.#shlong talks
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Packer monologue (warning talking about my packers... or all peoples packers whatever)
Considering making a few post where I share with y’all about the importance of getting a packer that really fits you. Length is important but nobody wants a skinny dowel shoved inside any of their openings... I’m just saying... like honestly a packer should be girthy too... also it’s totally fine to have packers for different occasions (soft for just chillin, hard for you know sex shit, STP for peeing ect...). Also research! Research! And again RESEARCH! Just because a packer is widely used doesn’t mean that it is YOUR packer. I’m not going to lie the FreeTom 4-1 is my current fav because of girth, fit, grope test satisfaction( I know it sounds cocky. I made a pun 😆 but 🤷🏿♂️ they are just that good), also my partners and I have been able to achieve completion at the same time (which is amazing), and it feels the best against my body thus far. I will say I use a different pleasure rod when doing pleasure things. It just feels better... peeing I have yet to get the hang of with this one... but over all a good one. Anyways I’m posting this because I asked for suggestions and someone mentioned the peecocks (which is the dowel reference in case you were wondering...) and while that is one of the first that pop up when you search for FTM packers (I specifically use the term FTM because thags how I found them) it isn’t the best. So yes packer monologues part one 🤔🤔🤔also sorry this is so long 😅
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