#because the surgeons didnt wanna play the guessing game of 'is this food dye or blood' in case they vomited
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love learning random facts on tumblr and then forgetting them when they apply to me! i feel this truly represents the tumblr mood of "i put this post in a safe place and now i cant fucking find it please that oddly specific information now applies to me h e l p"
#context: someone here said that they werent allowed anything colored red before top surgery#because the surgeons didnt wanna play the guessing game of 'is this food dye or blood' in case they vomited#so my dad (bc i failed to wake up) buys me jello for my fast and its cherry#and i WAS going to prepare it last night because i think jello takes a long ass time#but i forgor#and then the doctors called me saying 'no red jello or gatorade'#and then it hit me#tumblr post told me this#i almost made the jello and ate it#my lazy forgetful ass saved me but tumblr did it sooner#wilding imo#ok to reblog
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