#because of Checo’s canonically large cock
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Listening to Lana Del Rey’s Honeymoon album and licking these photos…
This is Ultraviolence coded.
I neeeeed to be his young girlfriend with daddy issues!!
#oh my god I need to have ten pregnancy scares while I’m dating him#and he reassures me that it’s okay and he’ll do right by me#but I’m not ready#and we continue our affair#because of Checo’s canonically large cock#pagan poetry by björk is our anthem#he’s a dangerous rich man and oooh he has a bit of gray hair#jet setter and business man I follow him around like it’s my job to do so#I also need to be bouncing on it every waking moment#and I show him my city and we talk about our future#and I love him more than he loves me on the surface but he’s just reserved#he’s dangerous and he’s savvy but this one deal has him a paranoid and overprotective of me and his family#he whisks me away to a secret place#and he gets a call#he come to meet me in the pool outside#he kisses me one last time#and I die tragically by his hand#not in LA or Miami or Mexico but in lake como#because he thinks I betrayed him#and put his family at risk#and I die loving him still#he finds out someone played him and he goes scorched earth and has a framed picture of me that he keeps in a safe#just softttt toxic#f1#sergio perez#checo pérez#checo perez#checo lover hours
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had to put on my witch glasses and translate an egg cleaning for a friend
like a doctor, i had to prescribe two more limpias (egg cleanses) after this one and writing down a letter with all of the emotions for the other person and everything
#like this girl was worrying me#she was obsessed#but i'm of the culture where we put a lot of credence in things like this#like negative energy and the like#i have an evil eye bracelet that i have not taken off for a year#and funny thing is#we were talking about guys and stuff#and i was talking about checo because he has a canonically large cock#and she was asking about him and i started getting possesive#like umm get away from him?#i might have some negative energy within me#or i might be the negative energy because I did threaten to start acting like my father at least three times today
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