#because my brain goes HAYWIRE when I so much as think about le Shiggidy

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I'm begging on my hands and knees for Shiggy weed hcs missus orz

LOOK, I physically canny do this without tossing in a read more after some cheeky TWs bcos stoner shig is the biggest diddler of all, but also I’ve been thinking bout this for a whole night now and my brain.. shiggy wit the weed..

𝑆𝐻𝐼𝐺𝐴𝑅𝐴𝐾𝐼

shig makes my heart burst, and canon shig is diff from college AU stoner shig, so have both because I have no self control

canon shig definitely smoked bcos Dadgiri said it’d help his nervous scratching habit bcos he’s sick and tired of dusting up skinflakes everywhere whenever a minor inconvenience pops up

Dadgiri is a classy man and bought him a pipe, even packed the bowl for him. Coughed like a bitch after a baby toke and didn’t even inhale bcos it ‘tasted disgusting’ spoiled brat

ends up being convinced to finish half a bowl anyways, he’ll never admit it but that first high was a religious experience

soft soft soft Shiggy because I’m a simp and I say so ok no one look at me these hcs are gna be a mess bcos my heart can’t handle him

accidentally decays half the hideout because he forgets to lift his pinky but finds it absolutely hilarious, everything’s so fuckin funny to him. The league is considering burning Kurogiri at stake

lets Toga play with his hair tho bcos he’s soft and pliant, even lets them coax him into a bath, so the Warp has been redeemed

can’t for the life of him roll a joint, ends up decaying it outta frustration and wasting league money on shitty roll attempts

sativa spikes his anxiety so smokes indica only, greened out too often the first few times he smoked but no one realized bcos he’s always shut in his room anyways

playlist consists of Closer by Nine Inch Nails on repeat

college AU Shig is top tier diddler

the creepy shut-in NEET that always stinks like a mixture of smoke and something no one wants to pinpoint. He only shows up to class to psychoanalyze every girls teets and arses bcos there’s only so much a screen can provide

hangs round the laundry room too often, no one knows why he’s there bcos he only has 2 jumpers and a singular pair of boxers with a hole in them, neither of which look lile they’ve been washed in weeks

coincidentally girls panties have been reported going missing from their laundry baskets, idk why no one bothered to look in the freaky weirdo’s room

still, has a reputation for selling some good potent shit so people will come to him, although they can never tell if he’s laced if with salvia or enbalming fluid

girls being girls and will suck dick for free weed and no I’m not projecting, so by the grace of God, creepy weirdo dorm dealer Shigaraki stoner Tomura still gets pussy

smokes them up until they can no longer tell him apart from a mop, and the dry crusts on his skin auto-facetunes out via blurry high vision. The weed he smokes with them is always laced with ket. Roofie king feat. a dash of somno diddle

still can’t roll but can make shatter in his oven like Walter White so that’s arguably more impressive. Don’t ask him to make edibles because his cooking abilities start and end at pouring boiling water into cup ramen five weeks out of date

king of makeshift bongs, he cbf to clean a proper one, so he permanently smokes out of diy can bongs. fuckin nitty

physical manifestation of Creep by Radiohead

(but also canon Shig is very much those lazy housecats that get into a whole container of catnip while you’re gone. When you come home everything’s ripped to shreds while he’s just laid there staring at the ceiling. Thank u @pomsuki for the tiktok)