#because like.... if wen ning is constantly losing limbs or can just shrug off a hole in his fucking torso and just stuff it with straw nbd

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as funny as the wen ning falling apart stuff might be for some people, personally it Stresses Me Out because -- excuse the comparison, mr ghost general sir -- when something keeps on breaking, at some point it’s just wiser to replace it rather than keep on fixing it. wn isn’t made of metal or some other sturdy material that you might just, idk, use glue on; he’s more like a bag prone to tearing, and yes, for a while you can mend the tears and even reinforce them, but if the bag generates new holes every time you carry something heavier than a small book, it’s! not a good bag! time to throw this one out and buy a sturdier one!

and i mean, a fic like that would be interesting! although rather painful for everyone involved, i suppose. but i really prefer the cql (?) version (the “technically they’re not dead” thing aside) where they’re super strong and fast and the “corpse” part is basically being pale