#because kim will be gone and marisol will probably cry but cristopher is stuck on 5his

[averydistinctivestyle]

I for one am delighted that Eddie remains in his Messy Bitch EraTM. This is the man that nearly killed someone before he went to therapy, had literal panic attacks about being perceived as being in a longterm relationship, destroyed his room and terrified his son upon learning his heroism didn't defeat the cycles of violence in the military, married and immediately ran away from the first girl he slept with (teenagers get some passes for being dumb but like, he still did it)... he has never been anything less than messy.

And now he's cheating on his girlfriend with a doppelganger of the literal object of his obsession of the past seven years. It tracks.