#because it'll make Kira laugh

[youngpettyqueen]

my ideal Kira and Julian dynamic is the dynamic between an older sister and a younger brother in a 90s teen movie. Julian is the annoying nerdy little brother and Kira is the teen older sister going "get out of my room you little dweeb" and shoving him into lockers

[phoenix-is-the-hottest-thing]

ok so, hello first of all!

i really like your thoughts & analyses abt vita. so im curious about what you think about her becoming a Masked Fool in part 2 and her relationship with sparkle?

personally, her becoming a fool seemed odd to me? like. vita's whole thing is freedom, being unchained by Gods and the Divine, so I can't rlly see her following an aeon, like if she really had to elation is the best choice i suppose (bc, and correct me if im wrong, she wants to live an enjoyable fun and have fun freely) but following an aeon at all seemed odd to me. esp bc she's friends (? you never know with vita i suppose, but they seemed pretty close) with sparkle. afaik of hsr, masked fools are a spectrum. some fools find elation and joy in helping others and some find violence for shits and giggles entertaining and sparkle is more the latter right? like vita is all about having fun and all, but i never got the sense that she enjoys pointless violence. hell, she even calls the gang's attempts to fight her and kira's (or prometheus', i dont remember) death "boring" in the salt snow city arc. if she was someone who enjoyed violence for the sake of it, she wouldn't be so straight-laced and stoic. and yeah she laughs and smiles in some parts, but she's clearly not enjoying it. even in the cg where she's standing over a dying prometheus her face is completely blank.

anyway yeah, vita joining the masked fools kind of raised a question mark from me. i guess i can both see it but also not? what are your thoughts on it? and also if you disagreed with my reading of vita here please say it, im always curious to hear more about her!

My understanding is less that the Masked Fools enjoy violence specifically, and more that they find everything funny to extremes. Vita doesn't say sure when Sparkle suggests blowing up the Solar System, she just gently goes yeaahh I'll consider it. Sparkle is the extreme here.

See! The thing is the Masked Fools' masks are an invitation to a funny kids club and a power boost, it comes with zero actual obligation. If anything she's just using Aha's blessing for her own plans— and said boost may or may not grant her power according to the Rule of Funny, so that could be really interesting (like, if Aha can just decide to make a worm a near-Aeon being for the funnies, They can also make Vita overpowered because it'll be funny).

Aha also has no desire to actually control people the way Sa did, so her religious trauma isn't triggered the way Leylah does it. They're just here because they think the universe is pointless and that's hilarious; pretty close to Vita's own... positive cynicism?

See this museum entry in Phosphorus for what I mean:

"Always have hope for tomorrow, and always do your best every day." What exactly does "hope" mean? Praying for God's favor? The fabrication of illusory fantasies? Painkillers to numb the pain? In the end, it's just a more honorable form of superstition. Ah… Isn’t it a bit of an overstatement? After all, I still like the word "hope". Just like I like my own name~

So I don't find it that odd. I'm kinda happy she's making friends and finding people she can get along with :D Though I don't think Sparkle is gonna be a good influence on her in the long run... she doesn't really do emotional vulnerability, which Vita's gonna uh, need eventually. I don't think she is fine.

Vita is basically finding solace in laughing at the fourth wall with someone who shares her ironic cynicism towards the pointlessness of it all. Is that healthy or a good thing for everyone else? EHHHHHH

[amoransia]

Really late, but here's my ekuoto chapter 70 commentary. Nothing special, just me freaking out. You know. The usual.

Watch out for spoilers!

Dante got a very special dialogue balloon with "..." in it. Which is curious to me. I'm sure it means some sort of reflection or surprise happening within him; I really want to what he's thinking. How do you feel? Knowing that the that child you were entrusted can't even bear to be awake anymore? That he runs to escapism? Must suck. Anyway.

On the other hand, dearest Daniel is real composed. Good job on getting info out of Belphegor. That's not really a high bar, though lmao... I mean, how are you a demon and can't LIE? Embarrassing... Go back to demon high school or something. Fall from grace again! The whole premise of your existence is being a lying thing that leads people to sin, and you're here having communication issues??? Dude. That's so moe.

Everyone thinking Belph's got something up his sleeve is fucking hilarious. No. Sorry. He's not Kira or anything like that. It's not all according to his "keikaku". He's just kinda dumb and suffers from Villain Monologue Syndrome...

Him saying "my witch", though... ough! (takes critical hit)

Really funny how he showed him off sleeping and everything. Why are you bragging? Is this something to show off? I guess it is for you... I'd be embarrassed if all my coworkers suddenly saw me sleeping on a plasma 100" inch TV, though. Maybe have a little consideration! Also, I don't think anyone's mentioned this before, but I think it's a cool detail that Priest's in a fetal position. Not only does this position bring one comfort, but it can also represent how he's about to be "reborn" as a witch of Sloth. The sphere he's sleeping in can kinda be a uterus, right?

Belphegor and Mikhail replying to each other while Leah was suffering out of confusion was funny. She got the straight man role forced onto her. Miha's "I see!" was cute. Very casual, as if he wasn't talking to a Demon Lord lol. To be fair, Bel is not really intimidating.

Meanwhile, Vir is busy trying to lead his shounen manga team to victory... (or not really.) They'll definitely get some piece of Belphegor though. I wonder what it'll be... he doesn't have anything like Asmodeus' eyes sticking out, so this is a mystery to me.

Me when I get excited about an interest of mine and end up yapping too much

Dante and Vergilius are heading to the same place, so they'll meet up again... I'm looking forward to the mess that comes out of that 👀.

Imuri needs to step up her game, or I'll be taking matters into my own hands because this is ridiculous. Femme Fatale? Wtf are you talking about. Fraudmuri. The Demon Lord of Fraud. Her true title.

Her biggest crime so far is being more in love with the idea of being in love with Priest than actually caring for him. Does that make sense? So far, she hasn't done any effort in actually coming to know him. She needs to KNOW!!!! At least I can respect that she also takes male rivals seriously... and her aggressiveness towards them. Lole.

She doesn't call Priest "sleepyhead" in the JP raws. I don't really mind the addition, but I thought it was worth noting here anyway. Makes it cute.

"It'll be over soon" Naw bro Imuri is coming at you with a fucking sledgehammer. Watch out.

Tiny Imuri is so fawking cute. I've been craving these Imuri flashbacks for forever because we know virtually nothing about her. What moves her. Why does she long to love!! We'll know in due time, I guess. But please show me a bit of it, Aruma-sensei...

Asmodeus being considerate enough to make sexual things vague to Imuri is nice, but it confuses me a bit. Well. I shan't dwell on it, lest my head blows up.

Imuri seems to have some complex about being a demon with no demon power, because she keeps asserting that she is a demon? Am I explaining this properly? Like in this chapter (ch.70) and chapter 3.

Anywho.

Imuri imagining the BL route... save me... my fucking sides... I burst out laughing the first time my eyes laid on that panel. True to her succubus nature, she didn't even consider the possibility of them using blood or whatever else instead of straight-up KISSING. Those are still bodily fluids, right?? Calm down, girl! Stay put!!!

"I'm not letting his first kiss go to some guy that just appeared!!" HE'S BEEN THERE FOR A DECADE! YOU ARE THE NEWCOMER!!! IMURI, GIRL!! You absolute buffoon! Clown, even!

Whew. Lmao.

This arc also feels like a callback to that one "sleeping beauty" comment from chapter 3.

...except their roles have switched.

This time, Imuri will be the one kissing Father on the cheek to wake him up, and it'll be so, so cute. Trust. Trust me. This will happen. (Going insane).

Go and make him your witch, Imuri... Dew it... Make a move... (screaming and crying)

[duhragonball]

JoJolion Ch. 47-49

This is the "Hato Brought a Boyfriend Home" arc. To be honest, I've kind of dreaded this one, not because it's bad or anything, but because it's interspersed with flashbacks and it'll take a little more effort to sort through.

Basically, this "boyfriend" business spans chapters 47-55, but in the middle there's an arc called "Vitamin C and Killer Queen" that really needs to be dealt with separately. So we'll get these three chapters out of the way first. Cool?

Chapter 47 opens with Yasuho giving exposition about the Locacaca fruit. Now that she has a name to search for, she's learned that it originated in New Guinea, and it was a rare, mysterious plant, even for the native islanders who lived there for 50,000 years. Australians learned of the Locacaca in 1938, but most of the information available comes from tales of New Guineans using the fruit to overcome various ailments, but at a cost. I'm just posting these panels because I think that lady with the baby looks pretty cool.

The reason the Locacaca is so mysterious and unknown is because of the Japanese occupation from 1942 to 1945. It's not clear exactly what the connection there is, but Yasuho's story seems to suggest that the Locacaca was barely known to science before, and that knowledge faded into obscurity due to the fog of war.

Anyway, this small amount of lore was made possible by Josuke running off to see Karera in the last arc. She mentioned the fruit by name and even told Josuke that Yoshikage Kira had obtained a Locacaca plant with help from Josefumi Kujo. Josuke asked Yasuho to look him up as well, and he's mostly confused as to why Kujo's mother isn't still trying to find him after the March 11 earthquake.

Yasuho finds a passport photo, but she says it doesn't resemble Josuke at all, and agrees to fax him a copy. But Josuke's phone call to her is cut short because Hato Higashikata has brought a boyfriend home to meet the family, and this is some kind of huge deal.

I already put up a picture of said boyfriend, Tamaki Damo. The whole gag in this arc is that he looks ridiculous, except it really falls flat when the "normal" people in the story are the Higashikata Family. Joshuu is amused by Damo's comb-over, but Joshuu's own hair style looks like it came with a note of apology from the barber college faculty. Norisuke finds Damo's tacky clothes to be absurd, but he wears a life vest around the house, and his hair has green balls in it for no apparent reason.

Daiya can't make fun of Damo because her eyesight is too poor to see him, but she dresses like a small child in novelty pajamas. Josuke reserves comment, but he's dressed like Popeye for goodness sake. I guess Kyo's maid uniform looks sort of professional, but it's kind of cartoonish, isn't it?

Oh, and Hato's supposed to be a fashion model, but she wears a weird catsuit all the time that shows off her shoebox-like pelvis. We're supposed to laugh at how dumpy and weird looking Damo is, but Hato's supposed to be the "hot" one in this cast but she looks just as alien as Damo. I'm not saying Damo doesn't look kind of goofy, but the gag is premised on the idea that the Higashikatas all look like a soap opera cast when they actually look like literal clowns. Damo fits in a little too well.

Anyway, everything Damo touches leaves gooey fingerprints that spread across surfaces and walls like disgusting hands. Josuke tries to leave the circus to go talk to Yasuho, but Norisuke asks him to find Kyo before he leaves, and he discovers her completely absorbed in this gross smear. Yeah, Damo's an Enemy Stand User. We should all know how this works by now.

Meanwhile, the fax comes in and it says "Josefumi Kujo" on the passport, but the photo looks like Damo. Huh? This might tip off the family that Damo is not what he seems, except Daiya's the one who gets it, and she's too blind to see the picture. She won't let anyone else look at it because she assumes it's for Josuke.

I guess this confirms that she hasn't completely lost her vision. She can read the print if she looks at it closely enough. Norisuke sends her to give it to Josuke, and maybe figure out where everyone else ran off to.

Speaking of everyone else, Joshuu got affected by the smears and it softened his body to the point where he fell onto a sink in the laundry room and it turned on the faucet and washed him down the drain. He brings out his own Stand, Nut King Call (no really). But he can't do shit because the melty effect also works on the Stand. Not that I had high expectations for Joshuu to save the day here.

Once enough people have left the living room, Damo asks Hato to go find her sister and then he springs his trap on Norisuke and explains what he's up to. He came here to accomplish three goals. First, he lost four of his comrades: Yotsuyu Yagiyama, Aisho Daienjiyama, and the Aphex brothers. He wants to find out who did it and make them pay. Second, he wants to know everything Norisuke knows about Yoshikage Kira. He's convinced that Kira nad Norisuke were "close".

We don't find out what Damo's third goal is, at least not right away. He starts explaining his backstory with Kira, and that leads to a flashback, so I guess he'll go over Goal #3 when he's caught up.

The flashback is from Kira's perspective. Recall that Yoshikage Kira was a doctor on a cargo ship, and in 2009 he was summoned on deck to treat a man who had fallen. There were flying fish in the water, and the man was probably distracted by the sight of it. Dr. Kira attends to the crewman, but he's more concerned with the blood near a bunch of rocks that fell out of a cargo container.

He asks about it, and the rocks are supposed to be for use in an artificial garden. He's curious about how the blood got there, but the crew cleaned the rocks up and unless there's an issue with customs or insurance, then they consider the matter closed.

But Kira can't let it go, and he eventually finds out that the rocks were from Port Moresby, Papua New Guinea, and they were to be delivered to the Higashikata Fruit Parlor in Morioh, along with "some sort of fruit trees".

So when they get to port, Kira sticks around to see who shows up to collect the cargo. While he's there, he spots Ojiro Sasame eating ramen with a young woman, and he reminds him that he warned Ojiro not to show his face around the coast. This never made much sense to me when I first read this, but now it's all too clear, because I recall Ojiro's story from Chapter 6, which briefly involved him using his Stand to hold women underwater for his own amusement. Kira took offense to this and took it upon himself to try to keep this creep away from the ocean.

Then he spots the guy picking up the fruit and identifies him as Aisho Daienjiyama. What grabs Kira's attention isn't any illegal activity here. It's quite the opposite. There's no law against this fruit of theirs, and yet they're smuggling it into the country anyway. Kira concludes that it can't have any narcotic properties since it cleared customs and quarantine, so the fruit must be something incredibly special that businesses and governments don't know about yet.

And Kira plans to steal one, because remember, his mother Holly is slowly dying in the hospital.

Meanwhile, there's this kid eating in the same restaurant. When Ojiro left to escape Kira's wrath, he bumped into the kid, and caused him to spill too much pepper in his soup. But the kid just uses his Stand to remove the pepper and pile it up on the counter.

I'm not even sure if Kira saw this, but he does recognize the guy as someone he remembers from a while back...

Okay, fine, but what about the Higashikata Family? Well, Josuke and Hato are together, but they're cornered. Luckily, she found him first, and he was able to warn her about the enemy Stand before she touched anything. But there's no safe way out of the house. Josuke is certain that her boyfriend is behind this, although he doesn't understand why he came after the family and not Josuke personally. All he knows for sure is that the'll probably have to kill Damo to save their own lives.

[barrenstars]

@wistrea : there was no word on yuuichiro's condition yet, and the silence in the hall was nearly deafening. kira does not think she realizes how she herself was trembling as she pulls petra towards her, wanting to comfort the girl while simultaneously anchoring herself to reality when she feels her very heart breaking to pieces. for petra's sake ... she was trying to be strong, she knew how much petra loved yuu, and not knowing if he was actually going to wake up was shattering them both. kira needed to know her little brother was okay, just as petra needed to know if her boyfriend would ever smile again. she hugs the girl close, pressing a kiss to the top of her head in a manner that was meant to be comforting. ❛      he'll be alright.      ❜ she tells her, sounding as though she was trying to convince both of them. ❛      he's stubborn, you know that. yuu won't leave because he knows it'll make you sad. okay, kid?      ❜

the strong smell of the disinfectant is the only thing that keeps petra rooted, otherwise she thinks she would float off somewhere, somewhere where things were okay. where no one had been killed or harmed. where shibuya station was still in working order, people were getting on trains laughing and chatting with each other. where it hadn't been one of the worst incidents to date. yuu is the only thing on her mind yet her mind is blank. she can't think, she can barely breathe. her chest hurt so bad she thinks her heart is giving out, but she was acutely aware of what it was. it was heartbreak. however, she's never felt it as bad as this before.

an arm wraps around her and she remembers where she is, remembers who she is with. yet, she can't even turn to face the woman. all she can do is stare ahead of her, replaying the scene in her head. when she rushed to the scene in shibuya, only to see yuu... she thought she had lost him then and there. but was this any better? is this just prolonged pain? her thoughts are cut off when she feels lips on her head, pressing a comforting kiss to her crown, which actually does little to comfort her. it just brings her back to earth, mentally, enough so that she could actually muster the brain power to speak. that is if she can force her brain to function.

❝ i can't... ❞ it's the first time she's spoken since the incident, so her voice is a little hoarse, and the many hours of wailing and screaming did a number on her throat. ❝ i can't live without him... ❞ perhaps it sounded selfish, maybe a little stupid. but petra realised one day, as she sat beside her bright and bubbly boyfriend, watching him stuff his face with food and trying to talk at the same time, that she loved him and wanted to spend the rest of her life with him. only, they hadn't even lived long enough to get married, and whatever cruel god existed was already trying to tear him from her arms. no, it's not that she can't live without him, simply that she doesn't want to.

[multifandoms27-blog]

Light Yagami Relationship HC's

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Content: Light Yagami x gn!Reader

Warnings: Yandere themes, Light murdering your friends, break up

Notes: This turned into more than relationship HC's, but this has also been in my drafts for a while and I just wanted to get it over with lol

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Lol

You're FUNNY if you think you could actually love Light Yagami

it's me. i'm funny.

Yeah, anyway-

Pre-Kira? Mans is alright. Doesn't exactly understand some relationship stuff, like the importance of affection other than soft kisses, but wont be afraid to ask

Will also probably make sure of your boundaries once the relationship starts

Wont start out head over heels, I think Light is somewhat of a demiromantic/sexual. It'll take him a while before he's head over heels for you.

Mostly a respectful boyfriend, if not clueless when it comes to this, again. Nothing wrong with that.

Now, post-Kira Light?

oh shit

He will still make sure of your boundaries, but he will begin to push at them after a while. See what your limit really is

This may lead him to using you like how he would use Misa, the only difference being that he actually had feelings for you

Speaking of Misa, he informs you of his decision to "date" her

Honestly? You broke up with him because of it. And good on you. You deserve wayyy better than that. However...

Nobody leaves Light Yagami heartbroken. You will be the true diety of the new world alongside him! No other woman or man or person matters other than you- can't you see that?!

He'll go on a desperate rant to you in the rain a couple weeks after your breakup. It was the first time he had seen you since then.

Of course, it's going to take more than begging to get you to go back to him. So, you leave him in the rain.

If he sees you with anyone else, he's finding a way to put their name in the notebook. He can't stand the thought of someone else having you but him - no matter the gender.

Eventually he tells you that Misa knows their relationship is fake and lies that he's free to date other people. He then explains the Shinigami eye deal to you (you already knew about the Kira part) and begs once again for you to come back

You tell him you have to think about it. On the surface, he accepts that answer, but in reality he's angry that you wont take him back

But, he knows if he gets angry, that you wont go back to him. Then who would he rule with?

Eventually you decide to get back with him, but you want your relationship on the down low

"Oh, because of my public relationship with Misa? I understand. That's actually pretty sma-"

"No. It's because I don't want to be made a fool out of." You responded coldly.

"W-wait, so I can't tell...anyone?" Light stood, grabbing your shoulders.

"No. Just like I haven't told anyone about the notebook, or that you're Kira." You glanced away. It was for the best.

Ryuk laughed hard that day.

Light was convinced that you wanted to keep it a secret because you had feelings for somebody else, and he just simply couldn't have that.

Suddenly, criminals stopped dying and people you knew were dying instead

Knowing it was Light, you knew he'd only stop if you allowed him to make your relationship known.

"Light- Light please." You begged, tears falling down your face as the fourth friend died this week. "Please, stop killing them..."

"But why should I? I'm afraid they might take you from me." Light caressed your cheek.

"I'll- I'll let you make our relationship known! Just please stop killing them!" You cried.

Light grinned. "I'm glad you've come to see the error of your ways. Very well, (Y/n). I'll stop killing your little friends once I make our relationship known."

Relieved, you embraced him. His grin widened, as the rest of your friends' names were already pre-written in the notebook with times and dates. He planned to make your relationship known after. It would send a message to you to not defy him, your future husband, again. And it would send a message to everyone else to avoid you, leaving you to be his and his alone.

[jassackles]

I thought you never would… - Chapter 3

Chapter three

Word count: 1,761 words 

Warning: language, mention of sex

Dean was peacefully asleep when Kira started to touch his cock, stroking him as she kissed his neck. His eyes shot open as he woke up, pushing her off of him with a sigh, turning away from her. Kira frowned slightly not understanding why he did that and just shrugged to herself be for touching him again, but now sliding her hand into his boxers. Dean quickly grabbed her wrist before looking at her,  "I'm not in the mood." He told her sternly, throwing her hand off him.

She frowned at him, "why?" Dean rolled his eyes, because sometimes she wouldn't take no for an answer. "I'm not in the mood." He repeated. She rolled her eyes and got out of the bed, taking her clothes on. "Dean, you got some money for me?" She asked with a pout. Dean already got angry at this question, since he got barely money left for this month. 

"No, I don't. Why don't you just start making money on your own and stop asking me for it." He said rubbing his face. She rolled her eyes and looked at him, "why would I go to work and make my own money?" Dean frowned deeply, finally getting to his senses after almost one and a half years of relationship. "I think, it's time we two break up." Dean told her. Her eyes widened, "What? Why?" She breathed out. Dean scoffed, "Because you and I don't work out." He said with a shrug, throwing her bag into her direction. "You better pack up and get out of here." He said taking his joggers on as she stared at him in shock. 

Dean walked on the balcony, grabbing his cigarettes. He grabs one out of the box, lightning it up before he started to smoke it. He closed his eyes for a moment, just trying to calm down for a moment. He didn't think it be that easy to tell her it was over. He heard her grabbing her things all over the place as he walked back inside from the balcony. He plops down on his bed again watching her pack up. 

She eventually finished, "You really want to break up?" She asked standing in the door frame with crossed arms.  Dean looked up from his phone , "Yeah." He said. "Then I'd like to have the 100 dollars you owe me back." Dean scoffed and started laughing. "Excuse me? You lived here for free, I even gave you money and you want the fucking 100 bucks back? I think you lost your mind." He almost yelled at her as he got up. "I want my money." She insisted standing straight. 

"Kira you better get the fuck out before I lose my mind." He told her angrily. "So you really breaking up with me bc of that Hoe y/n?" She asked with a scoff. Dean frowned deeply, "what? She's just a friend! What the fuck is wrong with you?!" He yelled and she just rolled her eyes before finally leaving his little apartment. 

Dean sighed in relief, but also kind of missing her. She was his first real love and girlfriend, but he knew it was the right thing. He knew it, he knew it'll save him a lot of nerves and money. Money he could use for himself. 

He walked into his bathroom to take a quick shower, checking the time, sighing since he had to leave for work in about an hour. 

After work, Ryan stopped by Dean's place since Dean send him a voice message, telling Ryan what happened that morning. Ryan was kinda proud of Dean, that he finally ended things with Kira. Ryan noticed, that the whole thing was still kinda hard on him. Ryan suggested via text to spend the night, having a guys night. 

Dean was thankful for that, since he needed distraction or otherwise he would run back to her, asking her to come back. He needed Ryan to tell him, he did the right thing by breaking up with her. 

Ryan plugged his PS4 into Dean's tv in the living room, so they could play together and have a few drinks. "Maybe we could ask y/n to play with us." Ryan suggested and Dean nodded. "Sure." He said with a tight smile. Dean had no problem with you joining, because you were always so nice and making funny jokes. 

Dean turned his PS4 on as well, joining their voice chat while you joined as well. "Helloooooo." you said happily heading the smile in your voice, since you had a really good day so far. You went to the mall with your mom, had Chinese for dinner, went for a walk with your dog and started reading a new book.

"Hey." Ryan said with a smile. "Hey," Dean said trying to sound as happy as they do, but failing miserably. "Dean, you alright?" You asked him softly. 

"Not really...broke up with my girlfriend today." He says with a sigh lightning a cigarette, starting to smoke it. You felt sorry at how sad and kind of broken he sounded. "I'm sending you a hug." You told him softly making him a smile slightly. "Thanks, y/n." 

"If you wanna talk, let me know," you added a moment later. "Thank you, really." He said with a small smile. You kinda wished you'd live like a few miles away, but you didn't. You lived like 200 miles away, which was a lot. 

You tried to distract Dean as best as you could and he really appreciated it. He enjoyed listening to you. 

"Y/n, we have to meet up one day." Ryan asked some time later, chewing on some chips. You smiled, "yeah, one day." You said into the mic. "I'm sure, it'd be fun." Dean said a moment later, making you smile wider, biting your bottom lip. Even tho you didn't know how he looked like, you were crushing on him. Hard. 

"Yeah, since I'm eighteen now, we could arrange a meeting in the future. I'd just have for save up some money for a hotel or motel." You said, making Dean frown. "You could crash at mg place, I wouldn't mind." Dean told you, actually surprising you a bit. "Wait, really?" You asked surprised as Dean extinguishing his cigarette. "Yeah." He said casually. 

"We all could meet up at Dean's place." Ryan said with a smile causing Dean to laugh at how Ryan invited himself. Dean didn't care, since Ryan was like a brother to him.

"Sounds so much fun, really." You said happily, you really wanted to meet them, knowing it'd be fun. Dean smiled a bit, also feeling a bit excited even tho it still could take months until they would meet up in real life. It didn't bother him, he just really couldn't wait. 

"So what's your Instagram?" Dean asked you and you told him your user. Dean lied to you about, checking it out later since he did it almost immediately. You definitely were his type, he thought you were cute and pretty. 

An hour later or so, he followed you on Instagram when you all already were in bed. You looked on your phone and saw that Dean followed you. As soon as you clicked on the profile, you bit your lip. Man, he was stunning. He was hot as hell. You crush on him grew even more. 

A few weeks passed by and you met Dean's older brother Sam online, who lived on his own as well like 100 miles away from Dean, they didn't see each other as often as they wished for. "Yo Sam, what do you think of y/n?" Ryan asked after you left the voice chat. "She seems really cool, finally a girl, who has something in her brain and even has humour." Sam told them with a shrug. 

"Yeah, we wanna meet up with her next month maybe, if everything works out." Dean said to his older brother over the headset. "Sounds fun, maybe I could stop by as well." Sam said playfully. "Oh, yes!" Ryan said excitedly as Dean laughed. "You know, I was joking, right?" He told them as Dean shrugged. "Bro, we haven't seen each other in months with you studying law." Dean said with a sigh, kinda missing his older brother. 

Sam knew his little brother was right. Since Dean broke up with Kira the two of them talked a lot more and he helped Dean a lot. If it was money, their mom, who wasn't easy on Dean. Sam moved out as soon as he finished Highschool, because he wasn't getting along with his mom as well. 

Sam wished he was there, when their mom kicked Dean out. He wished, he didn't live 100 miles away and he could've took Dean in, so Dean could live with him. 

Dean lived with their dad until he was 18, since their mom kicked Dean out when he was just 17. Their dad met another women. They got a house, but unfortunately a small one sow Dean couldn't stay much longed than needed. Dean had to sleep on the couch for almost a year before he got his own place. 

That's the reason Dean didn't finish school with good grades, because the whole thing with his mom distracted him and dragged him into a deep hole. A hole only Sam or Ryan could get him out of. Dean still got his diploma, but didn't know what to study so he just started a vocational training. 

Dean was a bit ashamed that his grades weren't as good as his older brother's grades were. He also wanted to be as good as Dean, but he wasn't a person who was made for getting excellent grades. 

"Okay, just let me know the exact dates okay?" Sam told his brother. "Okay." Dean said with a slight smile. He missed his older brother a lot. They'd only see each other on birthday's and Christmas. 

"Dean, I miss you, can we meet up and talk?" A text from Kira appeared on his phone just a day later. He checks his phone, chewing on his lip. He missed her like crazy, holding her and especially the sex. Dean tried to hook up with one girl, but he didn't get hard. He was too nervous and shy, since Kira was the only one he had sex with. 

He shrugged to himself and told her to come by after work. They would be just talking, right? Dean asked himself and nodded, nothing more.

Read next part here! :)

[twatshag]

"Weird flex but ok"

♤ The Miya twins and their failed attempts at flexing thinking it'll impress you.♤

Pairings: Miya Osamu, Miya Atsumu

Genre: fluff, domestic!timeskip osamu!

Warnings: none

Miya Atsumu

You were sitting on the sofa enjoying yours and atsumu's stress free day by watching some "stupid cringey couple romcom" (as atsumu called them) while your boyfriend was fiddling in the kitchen for snacks.

You were getting quite hungry so you decided to get up and check on your boyfriend in the kitchen. "Whatcha doing 'sumu?".

To your disbelief atsumu had 3 marshmallows in his hand and to what you thought was around 10 in his mouth he proceeded to muffle something out of his already stuffed mouth to what you responded with

" 'tsumu? What the hell did I say about talking with a mouth full and why the hell are you eating MY MARSHMALLOWS?!!".

You snatched the bag infront of him looking at him as if he cheated on you and you walked in on him during it.

"babyft A sweartf I couldveftf fith ta whole bag in ma mouthft". You stared at him in disbelief with a literal question mark on your head trying to process just why the hell are you dating this man.

"So you decided to open the bag of marshmallows- NO my marshmallows and shove as much as you can in your mouth?!".

Atsumu looked at you as if you were a mother and he was a child showing you what he drew on the wall only for you to scold him about it making his lips turn downwards while nodding guiltily and all the marshmallows he had in his mouth dropped to his hand.

"A thought that would impress ya angle I fit 10 in ma mouth! Dont ya think dats hot?!".

You stared back at him with a deadpan expression only making him pout and frown even more than he already was if that's even possible you thought. You took the marshmallows he had in his hand and put one in your mouth (the clean ones) "weird flex but okay" and you went back to the sofa only for him to follow you like a lost puppy and whine

"y/nnnnnnn ya cant just ignore ma skills like that yer-" without even letting him finish you throw 2 marshmallows on his head "stop whining and come cuddle me".

Yeah he was pouting the whole time and he made you feed him the marshmallows even if their yours. Apparently in his opinion he deserves them because you were being mean to him. But hey you're not the type to complain because he gives the best cuddles when he's pouty.

Miya Osamu

Today was osamu's turn to cook because he had the day off and you had a full day of work behind you.

Not that he complains though he loves cooking for you really it makes him happy when you eat his food as if you've been starving for years on end and compliment him for hours on his gifted cooking.

"I'M HOMEEE". You shout from the hallway while kicking off your shoes smiling as the smell of herbs and fresh ingredients cooking hit your senses. "In ta kitchen!" Smiling wider as you hear your boyfriend's voice.

Walking into the kitchen osamu perks up at you "welcome home sweetheart!" leaning back and stretching his arm while the other one grips on the pan cooking on the stove inviting you for a hug.

You lean into his broad chest embracing him and kiss his cheek. "Whatcha cookin' good lookin'?". He chuckles light heartedly "Decided a should make ya yer favourite dish since ya hatta work longer than usual."

Smiling at your boyfriend's sweetness and consideration you hug him from behind and kiss his broad shoulder. "Arent you the considerate amazing boyfriend?" Earning a laugh from him "Damn right A Am! Also angel a learned a new trick ta new chef a hired showed me! Wanna see ?"

Oh boy as much as you loved osamu and you totally believed how amazing he was in the kitchen you couldn't help but raise a brow at his sudden confidence of hitting this so called trick immediately he learned yesterday.

Backing away from him and gesturing your hand for him to show you while crossing your arms trying to see just what he's so eager to show. "Go ahead 'samu show me your skills" as you giggled.

Osamu smirked smugly "A'll show ya" he slid the pan on the stove a couple of times and then shoved the pan upwards but to his disbelief and bad luck the pan handle came off and all his beautiful shimmered vegetables and meat were on the floor while he stared at the single plastic handle in his hand as if it had betrayed him intentionally.

Of course you weren't surprised that it didn't work out for his so called trick because this is the 4th time this week that he learned something new and it didn't work out when he showed you it.

"Was that part of the trick you learned 'samu?" You deadpanned.

Osamu was sadly too shocked to even answer you, his beautiful effort of homemade love was on the floor begging to be picked up and he just embarrassed himself in front of his S/O. Wow he thought.

You smirked when his eyes met yours state of shock still visible on his face You proceed to raise an eyebrow smug smirk still visible on your face "weird flex but okay." And with that you left the kitchen and entering the shower leaving whatever mess your boyfriend created behind you thinking about why you thought osamu was going to be less miya-like considering he was the responsible twin.

He ended up ordering take out pouting and groaning about how plastic screwed handle pans were dumb and that he's going to throw every one out and buy new ones. But its okay because you really wanted to try that thai place osamu keeps gushing about.

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A/n: Hope you guys enjoyed this small fic !!! I didnt think I'd post something as fast LOL I'm really proud of it though please let me know your thoughts! - kira

[goldenavenger02]

something evil is lurking in the dark

Scott raised an eyebrow at Stiles when he slammed a brochure onto his desk; from first glance, it looked like a basic "Best Tourist Spots in California" booklet, but on second glance, that's when it fully soaked in.

"The Harvey House?" Scott hissed under his breath as the brochure was swept off his desk and into Stiles' backpack, "you want to go to an abandoned house on Halloween?"

"I want to go ghost hunting in an abandoned house on Halloween, Scott," he must've seen him roll his eyes, "dude, it'll be fun. Get some pictures, scare Malia into making out with me, all that good stuff."

"Isn't it bad enough that we have to deal with Dread Doctors and now you want to bring ghosts into it? Also, need I remind you what was happening around this time last year?" Scott questioned, a flash of the rave in Derek's loft going horribly wrong.

"Yes, but that was a demon. These are just ghosts." Stiles insisted, but Scott shook his head. The last thing anyone needed was to be followed by some entity because of his friend's curiosity.

"Can't we just go to a party? And be normal teenagers for once?"

When Stiles shook his head, Scott sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose between his two fingers as Mrs. Martin made her way into the classroom. "Just don't be disrespectful."

"When have I ever been disrespectful, Scotty?" Stiles whispered back before turning his eyes to the front of the classroom, and Scott had to fight back the urge to face palm.

'My best friend's gonna end up possessed. Again.'

•••

Two days later, Scott couldn't stop from dancing with Kira with a Michael Jackson song blaring in his ears even though he was wearing what was possibly the most uncomfortable werewolf costume possible.

It didn't help that his girlfriend decided to dress up as a maimed Red Riding Hood since Lydia insisted that it worked well together, while Stiles had busted his gut laughing about the irony of the costumes.

'Maybe it's a good thing Stiles isn't here,' Scott thought to himself as Thriller transitioned into Somebody's Watching Me, his lips getting closer to Kira's, 'He might've actually burst something if he saw us kissing in these costumes.'

"Ow," Kira chuckled as his wolf nose smacked her right in the forehead, making his heart pound with worry; but before he could apologize or ask if she was okay, her lips were smashed against his and her hands were in his hair.

He leaned in deeper, lifting his hands to cup her face in his hands; eventually, they did come up for air, but his hands were firmly on her hips now as hers wrapped around his neck, her smile lighting up the whole night.

"Thanks for convincing me to come," she smiled, standing up on her tiptoes so her lips could press against his cheek, "I'm having fun."

"Me too," Scott smiled as he watched someone dive headfirst into the pool, resulting in a giant splash which he pulled Kira away from, "you okay?"

"Yeah, you kept me dry," she smiled before kissing him again, "my hero."

Scott couldn't keep from grinning even though the freezing cold water had soaked through his costume; "I'll be right back," he insisted as he stepped away, "gotta find a towel."

She nodded, which gave him the go-ahead to make his way to the first floor bathroom. He found it easily, closing the door and grabbing one of the white towels before trying to dry the costume without ripping the already distressed fabric.

But as he deposited the towel into the dirty laundry basket, he noticed just how itchy his back was. 'It's gonna take me a long time to take this off, and Kira's still waiting.' He thought to himself.

But, he shrugged it off and made his way outside back to the loud noises of the party.

•••

Malia groaned as she pulled the thick flannel around her shoulders, "Stiles, nothing is here except for maybe some crackheads, and I wanted to go to the party."

"We can go to a costume party next year," Stiles whispered as he started to pick the lock, "but this might be the only chance we get to see actual ghosts."

"Fine," she groaned again, adjusting her grip on the flashlight as the leaves rustled slowly, making the hairs on her arms stand up, "but this place gives off really bad vibes."

"Got it," she heard him say as the door flung open, "you've got the EFP ready?"

She nodded, holding up the small device that supposedly would help them talk to ghosts before following him inside.

Her stomach turned as her flashlight shone against the graffiti of various vulgar words and phrases. Between that and the creaking floorboards under her feet, she started to shake again, although she had a feeling it wasn't from the cold.

She desperately wanted to cling to Stiles and beg him to take her home, that she hated this, but he was invested now, so unless there was an emergency, they were staying for the time being even though she couldn't shake the feeling that someone was watching her.

"Ahhh!" She screamed, covering her mouth immediately as soon as the ringing hit her ears, only to realize it was Stiles' phone.

He glared as he pressed it to his ear before speaking, "Scott, I swear to-oh, hey Kira. What's going on?" A long pause made Malia's heart go into her throat, "yeah, we're heading there now," he hung up before grabbing the stuff and standing, "Scott needs help, we gotta go."

"Aw, man…" Malia used her best fake groan as she used the Polaroid camera to snap a picture of her inside of the house before following Stiles back to the jeep.

'Why did I think to take a picture?' She wondered to herself, holding the developing film in her hand.

•••

"Okay, that's all the calamine lotion I can find," Kira explained as she set down three large bottles on the coffee table inside of Scott's living room, "are you sure this is gonna work?"

"Yeah, but…" Scott winced as he tried to use the back of the couch to scratch at the rash on his entire back, "I'm gonna need some help."

Kira nodded and before Scott could fully process what was happening, the cool lotion and his girlfriend's soft hands were moving up and down his raw, exposed back, massaging the lotion in.

"Thanks," he mumbled into the couch pillow, "that feels really nice."

"No problem," he heard her respond before pulling away, giving him the chance to sit up, "but you should put on a shirt before Stiles gets here."

But before he could even begin to make his way upstairs, that's when the door slammed open with an exasperated Stiles at the forefront, Malia wrapped in his flannel shirt right behind him, a Polaroid picture in her hand.

"You called me for werewolf poison ivy? I could be talking to a ghost right now!" Scott winced at the volume of the voice, watching as Stiles' face relaxed and he took a breath, "are you okay?"

"Yeah, thanks to my mom's advice over the phone," Scott nodded, wincing as Stiles hugged him, his arms slightly hovering over the rash, before turning to Malia, who was studying the Polaroid, "Malia, you okay?"

But she didn't respond to his voice, her voice shaking as she asked, "Stiles? We were alone, right?"

"Yeah, why do you ask?" Stiles asked softly, his hands gently taking her wrists before pulling the Polaroid out of her hands and looking at it, his hands starting to visibly shake

Because in the background behind Malia's selfie, there was a dark, tall figure behind her with its fully shadowed hand on her shoulder.

The room was fully silent in shock at the Polaroid, and Scott couldn't help himself from gripping Kira's hand before speaking up, "well, I guess you two saw a ghost anyways."

[doyelikehaggis]

Twelve Days of Rarepairs: Sciles | Scott McCall x Stiles Stilinski (Teen Wolf)

Requested by @childofsquidward & anonymous

It's a lot colder inside the ice rink than Stiles remembers. He can't even take his jacket off, and his fingers are practically numb trying to do up his skates. But he's not letting that stop him. 

Well. Mostly. He's just warming up a bit before he actually skates, staying seated in the stands, eating a Reese's cup. For energy! 

Of course, when he tries to use that on Scott, he just gives him a look and a smile.

"Come on," Scott says, holding out a hand. "Neither of us have skated since Sophomore year. We're both totally out of practice compared to everyone else here."

"Not inspiring much confidence, buddy." 

Stiles glances out at their friends, already on the rink as Scott laughs. Allison and Kira gliding along, both laughing as they try and hold onto each other. Malia carefully edging along the side, a hand firmly gripping the barrier while Erica tries to be encouraging while laughing. Even Boyd and Isaac are doing their own thing on the ice. And Lydia and Jackson, skating along perfectly together. Doing little twirls and practically dancing—this isn't a competitive tv show! 

But he'll admit… they do look happier than they have in a while. That breakup, moving away, being with other people for a while thing then reuniting really seemed to help.

"I meant that it'll be fine, because we're both… not great at it," Scott says.

Stiles glances from their friends to Scott, to the hand he still has held out to him. 

"Fine," he groans, with a theatrical roll of his eyes, taking his hand. Because actually, he doesn't mind. Especially when Scott's holding his hand, lacing their fingers together. 

He allows Scott to pull him up off the bench and stumble their way to the ice. 

"But if we fall and I break something—" Stiles starts.

"I will carry you to the hospital," Scott says, his smile widening.

"Promise?"

"I absolutely, one-hundred-percent give you my word," Scott promises, stepping closer. "I'll even do it bridal style if you want."

"No, seriously, because my jeep broke down from the cold when we got here and I don't even know how we're getting home, you'd need to carry me," Stiles says. 

Scott laughs, rolling his eyes. But he's nodding and saying, "We'll take a look at the jeep later, but yeah, I promise."

"Then lead me to the death trap!" Stiles says. 

"You" —Scott leans forward, lips inches from Stiles, pressing a kiss to them with a barely contained smile— "are the biggest dork."

"And you only enable me with your love," Stiles quips back, quickly stealing another kiss. 

Scott just shakes his head, his smile making his eyes crinkle slightly. The look he gives him has been the same for the fifteen years they've known each other, not once changed from when they were four. And yet somehow it still never fails to bring a fluttering warmth to Stiles' chest.

He thought that he would become more immune after the first couple months of being together, but if anything he's just softened to it more. And to Scott.

"Come on," he says, pulling himself of his daze with a gentle nudge to Scott's shoulder and a tug of his hand.

"Before we start to annoy all of our friends?" Scott asks, grinning as he complies and allows Stiles to guide him onto the ice.

"Oh, no, we've been annoying them since the day we met," Stiles replies, turning slightly to face Scott, taking the other hand he holds out to him to keep them both balanced. "We are sickeningly in love and they knew before we did."

"I can't disagree with that one," Scott says, and he looks utterly delighted about it. 

Stiles misjudges his control and nearly flies backwards when he goes to move his foot a little too far. Fortunately, supernaturally quick reflexes on Scott's part keeps him upright. Except he's also fumbling to keep himself steady, and they're both yelping as they go down. 

So, falling on ice hurts. Quite a bit. 

"Okay, we're definitely not good at this," Scott groans, and Stiles grunts in agreement. 

There is most definitely laughter coming fron somewhere, as well as a few concerned people asking, "oh god, are you okay?" 

But after a beat, the laughter takes over in all of them, espscially when there's another yelp from across the rink, followed by, "I'm sorry! I was distracted, I thought you were holding on!"

Scott and Stiles push themselves up into sitting positions, still trying to catch breath from the fall and the laughter that hasn't quite died down yet. 

"Why did we think ice skating was a good idea?" Stiles asks.

"Because it's Christmas Eve and Boyd had the keys?" Scott says, shrugging. He's laughing even as he winces and rubs the back of his head. "It's fun!"

"Yeah, breaking your limbs is fun," Stiles says drily. But he's already got an urge to get back up and do it again. Without the falling part.

"Rematch?" Scott suggests.

Stiles turns his head to look at him, his eyes narrowing. "Oh, this is a competition now, is it? What happened to being on my team?"

"I'm always technically on your team," Scott says, then shrugs, his grin widening. "But wouldn't this be more fun?"

Stiles considers it for a moment. Then he nods, holding out his hand.

"All right, a competition it is then," he says.

There's a muttered, "oh no" from close by. He ignores it as Scott happily takes his hand and they manage to stumble back to their feet. And then it's every person for themselves on the ice (aside from Boyd and Lydia, who are smart enough to stand to the side to avoid being plowed over). 

Their competition turns into all of them screaming at each other to help them stay upright, or for trying to knock them over. Fortunately, and miraculously, the night does not end in any broken bones or dislocated limbs. Just a few scrapes here and there. 

And a jeep that refuses to start back up. Everyone tries to chip in and help fix it, some googling what could be wrong with it while Scott and Stiles mess around with the engine and some wires they probably should be leaving alone. 

But when they're taking a break from trying to fix it, and they're just joking around in the snow, Scott and Stiles sitting on the roof of the jeep, just staring up at the stars, it all feels worth it. Especially when the jeeps lights suddenly flash to life after an hour and the engine starts up on its own. Maybe it just wanted the night to last a little longer, like they all did. 

[rangerslayer-97]

OC Ask Game question here. Not gonna lie, most of those questions seemed rather boring to me, but I'll ask some anyways.

For Lonzhal, question numbers 1, 5 and a question of your choice.

Lol, boring questions to tick past a boring day at work. Right so, my Star Forge Jedi Knight Guardian Lonzhal Karr. Let's go so.

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1. Why did you create the character?

Ans: So... why did I decide to create Lonzhal Karr? A quite a few reasons anyway. First, I wanted to create a new character on Star Forge, a new server to experience. Also, Lonzhal being my second Knight class run, I actually wanted to experiment a little in terms of alignment. Unlike Violcrik, I want to see how Satele would react to a neutral aligned Jedi Knight and of course, will my new Knight be granted rank of Jedi Master or not.

So yeah, Lonzhal is kinda more of an experimental character with the game mechanics as I develop her character further. It'll be fun and interesting. If Lonzhal is denied Masterhood... Satele... prepare to be sassed to death lol

5. Bad habits the character has? 

Ans: Lonzhal Karr does have a couple of bad habits, I won't deny. She's a Miraluka, a species born without eyes and have a strong connection to the Force to help them 'see'. Many Miralukas tend to steer to the path of the Jedi Consular, may it be as a Sage or Shadow. I have a personal headcanon that there are limits to their sight and shine may disagree with me: Miralukas have trouble sensing droids.

I'm going off topic. Does Lonzhal Karr have bad habits? Yes she does. She's a unique Miraluka personality wise. Lonzhal is a bit hyperactive and hotheaded, has a tendency to run head first into danger and always looking for adventure. Trouble tends to find Lonzhal if she doesn't find it. The Knight Guardian is a sassy little shit head at the best of times. She's a bit of a flirt too and will absolutely sass you. She also makes blind jokes. A lot of blind jokes. It drives Kira up the walls and other Jedi who are not used to her free spirited personality.

While Lonzhal's personality can grate other people's nerves, those who are used to it do laugh it off. That's not to say though Lonzhal had to apologise to some because her jokes can get insensitive. Her sass does tend to her in trouble. So yeah... it's a bad habit, one Lonzhal is trying to temper. But it's a part of her personality. While Lonzhal Karr does mean well in most cases, her sass and insensitive jokes do get her into trouble. Hey, that's why T7 and Kira act as impulse control :)

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Hope the answers suffice and dig more into Lonzhal Karr as a character :)

[queersturbate]

the fact that you think that L would be arrested in GENERAL is absolutely fucking hilarious to me. that is such a bad and strange take like i'm cracking up. like you know that L is quite literally a mystery to the world and that includes the ICPO. the only people that know of L's true self, albeit still a bit mysterious since he gives no personal anecdotes or they aren't sure of his true name, is the task force, Watari, Light, and barely Mello and Near. if Soichiro even considered going to the ICPO saying and accusing L of arresting his son on suspicion he'd probably be met with an "okay?" because literally what the hell are they supposed to do with a suspect they can't find? hire Eraldo Coil to find him? lmao. if L didn't want to be found, he wouldn't be.

Also L's whole character is going against "due process" LMAO. like him kidnapping and torturing Misa (considered a fucking war crime??), telling Soichiro that he needs to fake a murder suicide on himself and Light in order for him to release him from his confinement, literally every atrocious thing L has done that goes against everything Soichiro has known as justice and law. He has sat by and allowed to happen. The other task force members would actively speak up against L's tactics and how taboo and wrong they are while Soichiro told them to allow it to happen. I think he'd know that the ICPO wouldn't make a big fuss about arresting the world's greatest detective because he arrested someone on suspicion of being kira.

anyway i'm confused on what you're trying to disprove or even say. that L didn't enjoy their game? he literally did. it's damn near said in the anime with actual physical words. the VA's have come out and said that L and Light both enjoyed each other's company and the game between them. L took on cases that interested him so if this case no longer interested him, he'd drop it open and unsolved. i just don't understand what the point of this reblog was. it's very clear and confirmed that L enjoyed their game and enjoyed Light's company. even going so far as to say "it'll be lonely wont it? you and i will be parting ways soon." as though once departed and the game ends, they will be bored and lonely without each other. i just don't understand lol but i sure am laughing at the thought of L getting tattled on LMAOOO

the fact that L didn't just tell everyone to fuck off and arrest Light under suspicion of being Kira because he did not give a fuck about anyone's opinions or if he had concrete proof tells me he genuinely liked the game between him and Light and he wanted to play it even moments before dying