#because it tastes BAD it’s POISON and u can’t pretend otherwise
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Every single day I make poor choices with my life.
#I’m dying on the hill that this was NOT fully me#considering both of them absolutely know I know nothing about alcohol#and they kept handing ME lots of fun colored but vile tasting substances#and they did that to absolutely no one else#and then they complained that I wasn’t appreciating their expensive alcohol#because it tastes BAD it’s POISON and u can’t pretend otherwise#I chugged like the first thing they gave me cause of how bad it tasted#and then Leah turned around saw that and went oh my GOD u cannot be doing that in my house#anyways it is so late. I cannot sleep cause my sleep cycle has been completely disrupted. and there’s a creepy knight staring at me#and work tomorrow is going to be. a lil bit embarrassing which I am slightly mad at her for#cause I NEVER drink in front of my coworkers#for good reason. I called someone’s husband a freak 😭 but the man is 6#6 foot six#and he IS. a freak and I stand by that. I was fine with everyone else tho even tho I hate many of them#and I met gay people!!! a surgeon and she’s sooo cool and I love her and can’t wait to see her again#also rude of Emily to be like you CHOOSE to hang out with her to Leah about me#ya cause I’m COOL and AWESOME#it’s not my fault ur husband is a freak.#should not have said that in front of him tho maybe#I want to SLEEP I need to sleep. I have a 2 am shift tomorrow night#alcohol is POISON I’m never ever drinking again#which is the opposite of what they intended cause they’re trying to teach me that it tastes good#but maybe they shouldn’t have gotten me That drunk#I could just not go to work tomorrow. i could lie in this bed forever become best friends with a dog and die here
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