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miaowmelodie · 11 months ago

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Brucie Wayne gets interviewed and the question who, expect Batman, is his favorite Gotham hero.

After some awkward moments of silence, he blurts out that it’s Spoiler. Since she is the only one from the main active team that isn’t his kid and this way he avoids picking a favorite.

Meanwhile, the group chats explodes into chaos instantly.

#she'd never let him live it down #and Alfred would keep teasing him about it #you could have finished your studies and married your college sweetheart but no you just had to go around the world to ''find yourself''#look at you now parading in the streets of Gotham in your furless fursuit grabbing all the stray kids you're able to lift #Why can't you be more like Harley?#Yes she became crazy but it was because she ended up in an abusive relationship and now she's getting back on the right track #Her relationship with Joker is also your fault by the way #because if you'd finished your studies and became a doctor with her none of this would have happened #After that Bruce refuses all interviews that aren't pre-programmed #Any journalist that asks him surprise questions gets banned from interviewing him for 3 months #batman #batfam shenanigans #harley quinn #alfred pennyworth #bruce wayne

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