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emeraldcreeper · 1 year ago

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It’s time for everyone’s favorite rage emotion: I’m gonna punch two doctors in! the! dick! I was having a great day until my mom called and was like hey remember how you’re genetically doomed by your dead father? Yeah you’re doomed genetically by your dead father, our doctor wants you to try supplements before the big boy drugs can happen! I’m so tired of going through hoops to get something scientifically backed and not uhhhhhh a supplement that made me super sick one time that I wasn’t even taking for cholesterol because it was 6 years ago! I’m ready to start punching doctors in the dick because due process is stupid at this point I know my issues better than either dude does!

#I’ve had high cholesterol forrrrrr oh I wanna say 4 years #if not more #it’s familial my body is ass as clearing it up #so what do I get to do?#the same shit I didn’t tolerate 4 years agoooo! or red yeast rice or whatever it’s mold spores that grow on rice #I’ll take the fish oil tbh #because if I eat lettuce I’ll starve to death with no joy #I don’t know it’s familial 100% but I do know that it almost certainly isn’t my fault because I’m stupidly young to have high cholesterol #fat or not I should be alright for another 20-30 years #hell I’ll take a statin see if it makes me sick like he got #he reacted super badly to them like super sick rare side effect sick

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