#because i think alpha sqh is so funny he’s such a little guy and he climbs that mountain

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in omega consort shen yuan au, mobei jun has found a new sqh just like binghe found his nice shizun. his name is shang feiji (飞鸡 because his parents didn’t love him i guess idk) and he’s a mousy little alpha from a far less esteemed branch of og sqh’s family.

initially he’s brought in to lbh’s court bc he keeps a census of everyone whose cultivation potential is strong enough for them to have presented as an alpha or omega, and it’s curious that someone’s been able to hide for so long.

by this point, sy has been in lbh’s court serving as an advisor for a little while, so he’s there when this little rat of a man is brought before lbh. he hears his name (airplane and flying chicken are both pronounced fēi jī) and can’t help the ‘tch’ + eyeroll, which he explains away as ‘there was a man in my hometown with the same name who wrote a truly abysmal novel that haunts me to this day’

airplane hears that and he’s like !??!??!???? ‘pidw!??!???!!!!’ so of course after that sy’s like ‘ok we need to talk asap’

after their Conversation, sy is insistent on bringing airplane into the court, and mbj’s been administratively feeling og sqh’s absence since killing him. so, airplane joins the court, chucked into the deep end.