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If my daugther ๐ง๐ป๐ง๐ป comes out as ๐ณ๏ธโ๐GAY๐ณ๏ธโ๐ am shipping HER OFF ๐จ๐โ๏ธ to a ๐ผ๐ป CATHOLIC๐ผ๐ป ๐ BOARDING SCHOOL๐ฉ because you KNOW ๐ง ๐ง those girls there are ๐
F๐ค๐ปR๐E๐คชA๐ฆK๐ฅY๐ฅต and ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซNO๐ซ๐ซ daughter of ๐ฉ๐ปMINE๐จ๐ป will miss out on the BIGGEST ๐ฉ๐ปโโค๏ธโ๐โ๐ฉ๐ผ gay opportunity ever๐ฉ๐ปโโค๏ธโ๐โ๐ฉ๐ผ
vro you better watch out ๐ฝ๐๐ all of this gibber gabber making me ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ better me ready for when i catch u vro๐๐๐๐
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๐ฅ๐ฏ๐ฅ๐ฏ๐ฅ๐ฏ Vro is NOT making it past this one๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ when i catch u blud better zip it lock it put it in your pocket๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐
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๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
calling me out ๐น๐ฟ i kinda have ๐
๐ซ๐๐๐ค๐ฒ thighs n like a ๐๐๐๐ผ๐๐ waist but โฅ๏ธโฅ๏ธโฅ๏ธแฅซแญกแฅซแญกแฅซแญก๐๐๐จ๐จ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐๐ง๐๐ง๐๐ฑ๐จ๐จ๐ฑ๐จ๐ฑ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ฆ
*pees* OwO im sowwy for this *slips gwass ani-i must go... i hurt my kitten, the one i swore to protect no matter the cost. i'm so sorry kitten. daddy loves you. ๐คd poo falls out* hehe im swo sowwy i jus hav poo prwoblems!!
K-KITTEN??? WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?? I THOUGHT WE WERE 4LIFERS!! ๐คฌ๐คฌ WE WATCHED SKIBIDI TOILET TOGETHER, SANG THE SONG, DRANK GRIMACE SHAKES TOGETHER, ETC!! ๐ช๐ช THIS IS NOT FUNNY!! ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ *alpha scratches you and you die* W-WAIT, NO KITTEN!! I DIDNT MEAN TO! WAKE UP!! PLEASE!! NO!!!!! MY OHIO LEVEL THREE GYAT ONE TWO BUCKLE MY SHOE LIGHTSKIN STARE KITTEN!! NOOOOOOOOO!! I'M SO SORRY!!!!! WAKE UP, PLEASE!! โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ ๏ธโ ๏ธโ ๏ธโ ๏ธโ ๏ธโ ๏ธโ ๏ธ๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช i-i must go... i hurt my kitten, the one i swore to protect no matter the cost. i'm so sorry kitten. daddy loves you. ๐ค
*pees* OwO im sowwy for this *slips gwass and poo falls out* hehe im swo sowwy i jus hav poo prwoblems!!
As for fags, I really don't care so much. I think that the more fags, the more women it will be for ME. Where they put their dicks doesn't really concern me, but I'm of course against their liberation, as with everything else which has to do with people's freedom. If I was in power, then I would stop absolutely ALL sexual activity, it would be forbidden. I HATE to see the slippery guys getting themselves a girl to fuck for the night, I hate to see all the obscene and improper behavior. Nobody has the right to feel the warm presence of a woman but ME and my men.
Which reminds me, my love for you is like a diarrhea; it just never ends! ๐คฃ๐
โค๏ธโ๐ฅ
Can I put my balls in Yo Jaws? Yo jawss... BALLS IN YO JAWS ...
CAN IIIIIII CAANN IIIIIIII BAWLS IN YO JAWS๐ซถ๐ซถ๐ซถ๐ซถ๐ซถ
What's up Brothers!๐โ๏ธ, It's ya boy ๐ Baka Charlie! And I'm here to say... Bruh. Its okay that you're 4'11, Pooka dooka. Meep! Millions would rather TOP you than THINK ! xD!
Oi oi oi ... That's all I have for tonight, baka. *Shakes my nonchalant dreads ig* DATTEBAYO๐๐, fellas!๐
N.. No hashtags..?"*, I muttered slowly, as I began to fall to my knees in despair.*
"This must be.. My.."
*I looked at my hands. I trembled as I realized..*
"..My ๐ญ๐ฎ๐ผ๐ฝ๐ฒ๐ท๐.."
i..... dont have anyone.. i am ๐ญ๐ก๐ ๐ฅ๐จ๐ง๐๐ซ ๐๐ฅ๐ฉ๐ก๐...๐Dattebayo! ๐๐ช๐ฝ๐ฝ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ช๐๐ธโฆ
ass up bbg im about to dive in
end your life lars
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