#because i love u ๐Ÿ‘ผ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’€
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sorchamidnite ยท 10 months ago
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ok
he's asleep
i got out of his cwtch trap
i have a plane tae catch
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mcgovneydotcom ยท 6 months ago
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If my daugther ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿป comes out as ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆGAY๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ am shipping HER OFF ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿš”โœˆ๏ธ to a ๐Ÿ‘ผ๐Ÿป CATHOLIC๐Ÿ‘ผ๐Ÿป ๐ŸŽ BOARDING SCHOOL๐Ÿฉ because you KNOW ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿง those girls there are ๐Ÿ‘…F๐Ÿคž๐ŸปR๐Ÿ˜‡E๐ŸคชA๐Ÿ’ฆK๐Ÿ”ฅY๐Ÿฅต and ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿšซ๐ŸšซNO๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿšซ daughter of ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐ŸปMINE๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿป will miss out on the BIGGEST ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿปโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ’‹โ€๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿผ gay opportunity ever๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿปโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ’‹โ€๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿผ
vro you better watch out ๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™ all of this gibber gabber making me ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ better me ready for when i catch u vro๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฏ Vro is NOT making it past this one๐Ÿ›ธ๐Ÿ›ธ๐Ÿ›ธ๐Ÿ›ธ๐Ÿ›ธ๐Ÿ›ธ when i catch u blud better zip it lock it put it in your pocket๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ
calling me out ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜ฟ i kinda have ๐…๐ซ๐ž๐š๐ค๐ฒ thighs n like a ๐™๐™๐™€๐˜ผ๐™†๐™” waist but โ™ฅ๏ธŽโ™ฅ๏ธŽโ™ฅ๏ธŽแฅซแญกแฅซแญกแฅซแญก๐’ˆ’๐’ˆ’๐’‹จ๐’‹จ๐’ˆž๐’ˆž๐’†™๐’†™๐’ˆž๐’ˆž๐’ˆž๐’€ฑ๐’€ฑ๐’€ฑ๐’ˆ’๐’Œง๐’Ž๐’Œง๐’ˆ“๐’€ฑ๐’‹จ๐’‹จ๐’€ฑ๐’‹จ๐’€ฑ๐–ฃ˜๐–ฃ˜๐–ฃ˜๐–ฃ˜๐–ฃ˜๐–ฃ˜๐–ฃ˜๐–ฃ˜๐– Œ๐– Œ๐– Œ๐– Œ๐– ˜๐– ˜๐– ฆ
*pees* OwO im sowwy for this *slips gwass ani-i must go... i hurt my kitten, the one i swore to protect no matter the cost. i'm so sorry kitten. daddy loves you. ๐Ÿ–คd poo falls out* hehe im swo sowwy i jus hav poo prwoblems!!
K-KITTEN??? WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?? I THOUGHT WE WERE 4LIFERS!! ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ WE WATCHED SKIBIDI TOILET TOGETHER, SANG THE SONG, DRANK GRIMACE SHAKES TOGETHER, ETC!! ๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ”ช THIS IS NOT FUNNY!! ๐Ÿ‘ฟ๐Ÿ‘ฟ๐Ÿ‘ฟ *alpha scratches you and you die* W-WAIT, NO KITTEN!! I DIDNT MEAN TO! WAKE UP!! PLEASE!! NO!!!!! MY OHIO LEVEL THREE GYAT ONE TWO BUCKLE MY SHOE LIGHTSKIN STARE KITTEN!! NOOOOOOOOO!! I'M SO SORRY!!!!! WAKE UP, PLEASE!! โ›“๏ธโ›“๏ธโ›“๏ธโ›“๏ธโ›“๏ธโ›“๏ธโ›“๏ธโ˜ ๏ธโ˜ ๏ธโ˜ ๏ธโ˜ ๏ธโ˜ ๏ธโ˜ ๏ธโ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ‘ฟ๐Ÿ‘ฟ๐Ÿ‘ฟ๐Ÿ‘ฟ๐Ÿ‘ฟ๐Ÿ‘ฟ๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ”ช i-i must go... i hurt my kitten, the one i swore to protect no matter the cost. i'm so sorry kitten. daddy loves you. ๐Ÿ–ค
*pees* OwO im sowwy for this *slips gwass and poo falls out* hehe im swo sowwy i jus hav poo prwoblems!!
As for fags, I really don't care so much. I think that the more fags, the more women it will be for ME. Where they put their dicks doesn't really concern me, but I'm of course against their liberation, as with everything else which has to do with people's freedom. If I was in power, then I would stop absolutely ALL sexual activity, it would be forbidden. I HATE to see the slippery guys getting themselves a girl to fuck for the night, I hate to see all the obscene and improper behavior. Nobody has the right to feel the warm presence of a woman but ME and my men.
Which reminds me, my love for you is like a diarrhea; it just never ends! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ‘…โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ
Can I put my balls in Yo Jaws? Yo jawss... BALLS IN YO JAWS ...
CAN IIIIIII CAANN IIIIIIII BAWLS IN YO JAWS๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿซถ
What's up Brothers!๐Ÿ˜โ˜๏ธ, It's ya boy ๐Ÿ˜› Baka Charlie! And I'm here to say... Bruh. Its okay that you're 4'11, Pooka dooka. Meep! Millions would rather TOP you than THINK ! xD!
Oi oi oi ... That's all I have for tonight, baka. *Shakes my nonchalant dreads ig* DATTEBAYO๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘Š, fellas!๐Ÿ˜…
N.. No hashtags..?"*, I muttered slowly, as I began to fall to my knees in despair.*
"This must be.. My.."
*I looked at my hands. I trembled as I realized..*
"..My ๐“ญ๐“ฎ๐“ผ๐“ฝ๐“ฒ๐“ท๐”‚.."
i..... dont have anyone.. i am ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐ฅ๐จ๐ง๐ž๐ซ ๐š๐ฅ๐ฉ๐ก๐š...๐Ÿ’”Dattebayo! ๐““๐“ช๐“ฝ๐“ฝ๐“ฎ๐“ซ๐“ช๐”‚๐“ธโ€ฆ
ass up bbg im about to dive in
end your life lars
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