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[dittomckiddo]

You mentioned a Dark Choco harem at some point. I need an elaboration on all of that please

Dude. Tumblr crashed on me after I wrote put the Whole answer and just deleted all my hard work. I'm gonna scream.

Ok, so.

This is based off mostly the kingdom storyline (spoilers) after Enchantress is defeated the Cookies of Darkness kind of just get taken in by the heroes and/or Vanilla and make it clear "Our evil plans are not over they're on hold" and so Dark Choco mingles with heroes, old and new friends killing time (end spoilers).

Darkmint is based off this glorious headcanon/canon:

So basically they have history, had and currently have mutual crushes, and bond over the good times in life.

Darkwolf is based off the fandom's interpretation that Dark Choco is the friend Werewolf speaks of hurting and scaring and then running off they have history and I believe they would've met again as Werewolf could've easily ended up in either the heroes or CoD's care and how I interpret it is Dark Choco sees them both as monsters "We can find comfort in each other when no one understands us".

Darkwhip is basically like a little delusional magical fairytale where I see the fandom use Whip's ability to negate Dark Choco's curse so he can see not only the sky but the shining sun as well so Whip feels like the hero in the fairytale that lifts the Beast's curse and Dark Choco certainly feels like the Beast and that Whip is somewhat curing him for a time they both get caught up in a fantasy.

Now Darkmilk is my favorite because it had Milk who is my Favorite I've basically gone "my city now" for Milk's character it's unbelievable the Devsisters cannot stop me anyways when Dark Choco saved Milk all those years ago it inspired baby's first crush/love that helped inspire and mold him into everything he is today he owes Dark Choco everything for who he turned out to be and when they met he excitedly welcomed him with open arms which didn't turn out too well given Dark Choco is always on edge, sword trigger happy, and hates being reminded sometimes of who he used to be especially when it's flaunted so they don't get along for a while despite Milk trying to until Dark Choco overhears Milk explaining it one day to someone "Oh I know he's awful now he needs so much work it's not even funny but he was there for me when I needed him and I'll be there for him at his lowest you cannot choose who you love unconditionally but you can do your best to set them straight! And as tough as a job this is I am strong and determined!" so Dark Choco take aback a bit leaves and starts opening up to Milk a little more knowing Milk doesn't in fact see him as perfect he just wants to help.

Now! That's just what I have now if anyone has any other ships I'm unaware of that can work I can definitely squeeze them in. Other than that I love (hate) Dark Choco he's a super fun and great character to play with (he's so pathetic and sad) and he doesn't deserve a harem but everyone involved loves and wants him even of he doesn't deserve them and they deserve better if it makes them happy I'll give him to them afterall it has good chances to make him better not saying that love fixes everything just that they'd be some good influences.