#because hes just really gay and paul is suffering a dude crush so clearly in the dumbass's brain the gay guy is the only solution | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

sqlmn · 5 months ago

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Unfortunately for everyone involved, Brent doesn't understand the concept of being bought a joke, like, why would someone SPEND MONEY on a joke? Since Karen's his friend and bought him a shirt, he's like. Legally obligated to wear it at least once... ? Probably?

So while he suffers over the idea of wearing it and not wanting to wear it at work he eventually would wear it and Karen would suffer the fact she needs to actually not try to joke too much in a teasing way if it's gonna be Treated Seriously. Right suffering from being gay because oh, Brent looks nice in color. (Chris would find out about it at work that he missed Brent in color and just stares at Karen because she is an absolute menace how did she manage that.)

#oops i fell in love #it all started when i said i imagined brent getting his hair messed up by one of his cousins and right seeing it #and atticus is like DOESNT HE LOOK SO MUCH SEXIER LIKE THIS and brent agonizing bc he doesnt want to hear that from his cousin #and then right is like well im too gay for this conversation because yeah kind of on the cousins side #and atticus beaming and then the person i was telling said shed like to see him less formal #with like a short sleeved button up or just a jacket rather than a suit coat #and im like brent would turn to dust if you put him in short sleeves haha but a jacket would be nice! and doable! probably for him!#and then i realized WAIT KAREN WOULD ABSOLUTELY BUY A HAWAIIN SHIRT AS A JOKE FOR HIM #and he would not realize it was a joke and he has to please his friends or else they will be disappointed so he HAS to wear it #like he legally has to wear this shirt at some point but he would wear a suit coat over it but #it was a gift from karen :c he has to wear it :c :c she would be heartbroken for the gift to go to waste #and then everyone (karen and right in this situation) would be like oh no he looks miserable but also v good #for what it is worth there are many times where right points out to brent that the only reason paul talks to him sometimes is #because hes just really gay and paul is suffering a dude crush so clearly in the dumbass's brain the gay guy is the only solution #then points out I DONT EVEN TOUCH PEOPLE EVER WHY IS HE FUCKING LIKE THIS #and brent is like truly a mystery im sure it has nothing to do with his trust in you #but anyway #one day im gonna draw brent in that shirt and it will be miserable for him but hell do it for karen

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