#because he would want to show jsut how much he can offer to his partner bc of his power and status

[stunt-lads]

do you think negan would be into feederism? how easy do you think it would be to convince him? (also have you ever personally written any feederism?)

I think Negan embodies a lot of the traditional seven deadly sins, but I think with feederism specifically, he'd be able to be convinced.

Swaying him into indulging because he can, because he should, because he's Negan.

The food is his just like everything else, and eating it in excess is what he deserves as their leader, their Savior.

Anyway, yeah, I think you could convince him relatively easily tbh! Just play on his greed and pride ♡

As for having written it myself? No, I've not, but not for any specific reason, really. I just haven't even read or consumed much feederism content in general.

[luci-cunt]

hello my darling menace,,, for the “send a fake title and you’d tell us what you’d write with it”: scraped knees and autumn leaves

oh hello my lovely Yubi disciple ajk;dfldj I love that title

OK first of all I’m going with AFtG becuase that’s what I’m thinking about right now. The title sounds hella flowery and cool so it’d probably be poetic and pretty. I’m not in an angst mood so fluff ONLY thank you very much--

so high school au

You’ve got jock Neil and rebel-goth-disaster Andrew

(oh also--Aaron in this is a skater/stoner he actually has a decent bond with Andrew because T-T let them be happy--Bee adopted them because I fucking say so and they bonded over skating for the purpose of this)

Neil and Andrew HATE each other, like, DISASTROUSLY

Everyone in the school knows they hate one another--it’s the Minyard-Josten rivalry ok, and it’s high school, so their interactions are the best entertainment any of their crusty little teenage brains are getting

(the whole hatred started because Aaron wanted to impress Katelyn by being a badboy(tm) and vandalizing the football field, but he got caught and Andrew took the blame for him as long as he promised to get clean and go to college with his nice clean record while Andrew cleaned up the football field and got a nasty spot on his own record. 

While cleaning tho--Neil comes out and is PISSED because dirty feild = cancelled games and cancelled games = PISSED Neil Josten. Since Andrew is a contrary asshole, he cleans the field and then comes BACK and vadalizes it AGAIN, but this time doesn’t get caught

Neil KNOWS it was him, but the school can’t prove it so Andrew gets off.

This happens like four more times)

ANYWAYS, Abby--Kevin’s mom (ye he’s living with Wymack and Abby because fuck Riko I don’t want to deal with him in this fic) is one of the teachers, and Kevin is friends with Neil becuase they’re both on the sports team (idc which one, exy, football, sport(tm) it doesn’t matter). BUT he’s also friends with Andrew who’s the only one who can keep up in history class and he’s sad they’re fighting because he wants his bros to hang out and not tear out each other’s throats. 

So Abby gets a brilliant idea (she’s a teacher--idk for what) that she’ll partner Neil and Andrew up for a project. 

Oh BOY big mistake

They just snap and growl at one another for the whole period. 

The next they just don’t speak

And the next ends with Neil very nearly strangling Andrew and they both get detention. 

This leads Abby to realize just how bad it actually is and she gets ANOTHER brilliant idea--

Since neil can’t get detention because that would mean he can’t play in his sport-ball game she offers them both the chance that if they get higher than a b on this project she’s pretend it never happened

Neil is HORRIFIED (so is Kevin honestly)

Andrew just wants to serve the detention but now he’s got a pissed off Josten dragging him into this project. 

Anyways, queue the stereotypical bonding and subsequent ~rooommaaannccee~ of these idiots fallling in love and doing the project as they visit each others houses, see other sides of each other, and jsut bond. 

Eventually Andrew realizes Neil is hot(tm) and after getting past his nasty jock aura he is just more hot(tm) 

So of course he wants to impress him and how does his dumbass achieve that? 

Skating. 

(also YES it’s autumn and the orange leaves are falling and dumping themselves in the bowl of the skatepark and YES there is an obligatory leaf-kicking scene)

He takes Neil to the skate park and shows off, and then Neil fumbles his way through standing on the board and they share a moment(tm) but it ends up getting Neil flustered and he yeets himself off the board and scrapes the hell out of his knee

He just laughs it off cuz no biggie, but Andrew’s even more head over heels because WOW boy laughign that is NICE

He apologizes for vandalizing the field

Neil kinda forgives him

They finish their project and present it in--that’s right--autumn.

Kevin gets to hang out with his bros except now he has to third wheel so his plan kinda backfired

the end happily every after yadda yadda

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Send me a made up fic title and I’ll tell you how I’d write it!