#because he wanted to be in the explosive ordnance disposal and search regiment of the royal logistics corps
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Soap : Let's play two truths one lie, me first : I falsified my birth certificate, I beat up a superior officer before locking him in the trunk of his car, and I was arrested when I was 12 on account of suspicion of terrorist intent.
Gaz :
Soap : It was the last one, I wasn't actually arrested, they just paid a visit to my house to question me.
Ghost : My turn, I can't get married because I'm legally dead, my favourite colour is black, and I went to prison for murdering my family.
Gaz : I'm very scared because I know your favourite colour.
Ghost : Yep. I didn't stay long in prison though, don't worry, I had an alibi.
Price : I once caused a diplomatic incident that almost led to a war, I shot someone in the foot because he annoyed me, and I've been secretely married for ten years.
Gaz : I'm not sure I like this game, actually.
Ghost : I'm pretty sure I was to your wedding and it doesn't feel that long ago.
Soap : Wait, you're married??
Price : Yep! But it was only 6 years ago.
Gaz : Okay, my turn then : I don't think you're all fucked in the head, I'm scared for my own mental health and I want to go home, guess which one is the lie.
#cod mw2#john soap mactavish#simon ghost riley#captain john price#kyle gaz garrick#ghostsoap#soapghost#nikprice#gaz is concerned now#he knew they were fucked up but not *this* fucked up#imagine 12 yo soap trying to look up how to make bombs on his parents laptop because he wanted to be prepared#because he wanted to be in the explosive ordnance disposal and search regiment of the royal logistics corps#and the police had to believe him because he just talked their ears off very excitedly about all of that#his parents weren't happy though because the police thought it was them and not their child#ghost loves black but his favourite colour is blue - like johnny's eyes
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