#because fate is fate

[ohumokay]

"The Horse and the Infant" was just one big ass troll on Odysseus

Zeus: Sparkle sparkle bitch, visions and shit.

Ody: What the hell was that?

Zeus: Your future. Go fix it.

Ody: How?

Zeus: I'm not telling you lol. You ain't ready.

Ody: Wha- but I am.

Zeus: Fine. You gotta beat someone who's not gonna run from you. He's unlike anyone you have ever face, dude. You're not ready.

Ody: You know what, I've faced somethings these passed years. I'm ready. Where is he?

Zeus: Right over there.

Ody: Um, sir, that's a child.

Zeus: Yep lol.

Ody: What did he do to deserve to die???

Zeus: He's your enemy's child. I don't care if he lives or dies, but you will when he kills everyone you love.

Ody: I can raise him, then he won't hate me.

Zeus: He will still destroy you.

Ody: So I'll send him far away, then he can't find me.

Zeus: He'll still find you.

Ody: Dammit! I'll make sure he never knows what happens.

Zeus: Dude, we -- the gods -- will tell him what happened.

Ody: Please! I don't want to kill a kid!

Zeus: Sucks, there will always be blood on your hands. Who's blood, however, is all up to you *foreshadowing wink*