#because even though she likes new stuff she is mildly grounded by Tongbi (though she gets out a bit more with the Brotherhood)

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First of all, what the fuck happened to the desktop version of Tumblr? I hate it.

Anyway, Incorrect Quotes: (Tealstars) Brotherhood Edition!

Peng: WHO ATE MY BREAD?! Peng: I'M GOING TO FUCKING K- DBK: I did? Peng: Kiss you and buy some more, you haven't been eating anything today DBK. Peng: *walks away* DBK: DBK: They're gone Chikao. Chikao, coming out the closet with bread stuffed in their mouth: Twankh uh!

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DBK: Chikao just insisted Peng and I remember a code word in case we’re ever confronted by their clone or a cyborg doppelgänger and we’re not sure which is the real them and which is the imposter. DBK: Some families have a fire escape plan, but not us.

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Chikao: You know what bothers me? Bats. Why can bats fly? Peng: Not again! Chikao: No. Seriously, who gave them the right? They're mammals! Mammals walk on land, no exceptions. DBK: Just wait until you hear about whales. Chikao: What now?

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Chikao: Would you take a bullet for me? DBK: ...yes? *Peng angrily burst into the room* Chikao: *running away* Great, thanks!

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DBK: The first time I ever got upset in front of Peng, they put their arms around me and it was so awkward that I had to ask them if they were hugging me or reaching for something on the shelf behind me. Peng: I was doing both, for your information. Chikao: The first time Peng hugged me, it was such a disaster we didn’t make eye contact for, like, a week after.

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Yellowtusk: So, Chikao and Azure. Yellowtusk: According to this, you two are being accused of: Armed Robbery, Vandalism, Drug Abuse, Grand Theft Auto… Chikao: We had a bad day. Yellowtusk: And… MURDER?! Azure: It was a pretty bad day…

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Chikao: Tell Azure off, Yellowtusk! Assert yourself! Yellowtusk: That's my ice cream! Chikao: Good! Now let them have it!! Yellowtusk, handing Azure the ice cream: Here, you can have it!

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Azure: Hey I just got a pet snake. What should I name him? Yellowtusk: A pet WHAT?! Chikao: William Snakespeare.

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Chikao: Guess what? Peng: What? Chikao: No, you have to guess. Peng, thinking: I don’t know. Chikao: Yellowtusk is in the hospital. Peng: Why would you make me guess that?! Peng: What happened?!

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Yellowtusk: Hi could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire? Chikao: Microwave for 40 minutes. Azure: WHY WERE YOU MICROWAVING A LEMON?! Chikao: I read boiling lemons helps cover up bad smells and I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges, but I didn’t own any pots… Peng: Did you burn an orange too? HOW?! Chikao: Microwave for 40 minutes.

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Chikao: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective? Peng: *crouches down* Azure: *kneels down* Yellowtusk: *sits on the floor* Chikao: Chikao: I hate all of you.

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Azure: Good. Thanks, dad. Yellowtusk: You just called Peng “dad”. You just said “thanks, dad.” Azure: What? No, I didn’t. I said “thanks, man”. Peng: Do you see me as a father figure, Azure? Azure: No. If anything I see you as a bother figure ‘cause you’re always bothering me. Chikao: Hey! Show your father some respect!

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Yellowtusk, pointing to Peng and Azure: Distract them! I'll be right back! *leaves* Chikao: Okay! *five minutes later* Yellowtusk: *returns and sees Peng and Azure unconscious on the ground* What did you do? I said distract them, not knock them out! Chikao: There's just no pleasing you sometimes.

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Yellowtusk: What’s your biggest fear? Peng: That I’ll never be good enough for anyone. Azure: Everyone hates me and talks about me behind my back. Chikao: Zombies. Peng: ... Azure: ... Chikao: BUT they can open doors.

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Yellowtusk: Chikao is okay. Azure: They're okay? They said they were going to break my legs! And don't tell me they didn't mean it, okay?! 'Cause they gave me the mackerel eyes, they meant it! Yellowtusk: Azure, Chikao threatened me. They threaten DBK every day. They probably threatened Peng before breakfast this morning. It's what they do. Grow a pair.

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DBK: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends. Peng: ... Your what? DBK: My friends. Yellowtusk: Are they saying “friends”? Chikao: I think they're being sarcastic. Azure: No, no, no, this is delirium, they've cracked from being awake all night. Hey, DBK! All of your friends are in this room.

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Peng: I swear to god I'm the only one here with a braincell. Yellowtusk, Azure, Chikao, and DBK: ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell!

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Chikao: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses. Yellowtusk: This knife is actually a magic wand. Azure: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel. DBK: *cocks gun* Magic missile. Peng: What the fuck is wrong with you people.

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Peng: What did you guys get in your yearbook? Azure: 'Prettiest Smile' Yellowtusk: 'Nicest Personality' Chikao: 'Most likely to start a bar fight' DBK: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

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DBK: Problem, I can't tell if this food is over-sauced or undercooked. Azure: Solution, just pop it back in the oven for another 10 minutes. There's at least a 50% chance that'll fix it, right? Peng: Result? Food has somehow become unpleasantly soggy and unpleasantly crunchy at the exact same time. Chikao: No better time than this to pull out my favorite word! Slunchy! Yellowtusk: ...put it away.

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Chikao: Who the fuck broke the toaster? Yellowtusk: It was DBK. Peng: It was DBK. Azure: DBK broke it. DBK: DBK: ...yOU PROMISED-