#because angle and compo are shit

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Guitars and a gun.

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Prank gone wrong (David Dobrik)

A/N: So, this is my first time ever writing David (or anything on this blog) … so please go easy on me. This was supposed to be a little blurb, but I got carried away hehee. My requests are open so feel free to submit your requests  there. I write for all the Vlog squad members

Y/n was sitting in a car with Todd and Jason. On their driveway. They were plotting their next move together.  

“So, you want me to do the hickey prank to David and what go along with it until you guys come in and announce that it’s a prank?” Y/N had been repeating the question like a broken record. She still couldn’t believe the guys could come up with such childish but yet effective and damaging prank. But then again what would she be expecting from guys that have been tormented with the same paintball gun for the past 3 years.

“For the thousand-time Y/N yes and you can’t backdown you already said yes, and we got it on tape so you can’t deny it. And this is a now or never kind a situation, you spent the weekend with your friend for her bachelorette party so it’s believable “Todd said with a shit eating grin. He knew she was on board.  “Wow you guys really planned this through. I wonder how long it took… three years?  she mocked them with a smirk and got up to get ready to follow the plan.

Few minutes later and Y/N was leaving their house with a fake hickey on her neck hidden by her hair. She had used an eyeshadow palette that Todd had given her, and it surprisingly (but not as surprising as Todd Smith owning an eyeshadow palette) didn’t smudge making it even more believable.

Todd and Jason had invited her to their house early and it was only 11.30 am when all three got to David’s house. And everyone knew that David was asleep now and would only wakeup after noon. But she had promised him to get to the house as early as possible and even wake him up if needed because he wanted to be the first one to see her face and as sappy and as cringey that might have sounded on the weekend (after the many drinks and the hangover) and even now. It probably was the only way to stop her drunk call and the only answer she had approved of.

After getting in through the front door that was almost never locked, Y/N passed Natalie on her way to David’s room and quickly passed her with a quick “Hi” now feeling even more guilty and to camera on her purse feeling even more heavier. But thankfully Natalie didn’t have much time to give her attention because the guys were behind her taking Natalie with them to the living room and briefing her on the ongoing “mission”

Y/N quietly opened David’s room without making him stir in his sleep, she did a little victory dance in her mind. She tiptoed to the dresser opposite his bed and but the camera on it angling it a little bit, hiding it behind thee photo frames a little pit and turning it on. She took a deep breath and prayed that this wouldn’t be the end of her relationship. She quickly looked at her reflection on the television screen and fixed her hair making the hickey a little bit obvious but not too obvious.

She tiptoed to David’s bed and crawled to her boyfriend’s sleeping form on the other side, causing him to stir a little bit in his sleep. But he quickly became still after feeling her hand on his hair. Y/N laid next to him for a while and cuddled up to him looking at his facial features and trying to memorise them because the girl was pretty sure that after this her boyfriend wouldn’t be doing this so willingly. She soon was awaked from her thoughts when her eyes met his sleepy ones.

David yawed and stretched. His hand accidently hitting his girlfriend’s face. A groggy “sorry babe” left his mouth and Y/N’s heart started beating harder and louder. She was pretty sure that David could heart it loud and clear. Y/N needed few seconds to compos herself and put the plan in action, so she decided to shove her face in his chest. That caused him to let out a laugh and hug her tighter. Y/N mumbled a quiet “Good morning babe” and hugged him back.

 She decided to stop being a wuss and just do it. Y/N pushed herself up on her knees to put her hair up on a ponytail to make the hickey obvious. Put as she looked at her boyfriend he was on his way to the bathroom. Y/N hopped of the bed and took hold of his hand pulling him on to her. David falling on to her full force caused the wind to be knocked out of her. Both fell on to the bed David’s face now in the crock of her neck. He had a perfect view of the purplish-blue thing on your neck. David got up pulling her into a sitting position besides him. His hand started tracing the hickey, rubbing it and then he checks his had making sure that nothing has rubbed on to his hand. That’s when David feels like his worst nightmare has become true.

David opens and closes his mouth couple of times unable to for any words or even a sentence.  His hands were now rubbing his face because of the pure sadness and disbelief he felt. “Wh-what is that?” he finally lets out.

“what? Nothing” Y/N plays clueless. David throws his phone at her with the camera app open. Y/N looks at her hickey through the phone and shrugs her shoulders. “Oh it’s just a burn from my straightener”

“Stop fucking lying Y/n I’m not stupid. “

“I’m not lying” Y/n defends herself

“Yes, you are. Magically the two nights you spend away from me, not calling me and not answering my calls, is the first time I ever see you having a burn on your neck. Your hair isn’t even straight, that’s a perfect set up for you. “

“It’s from yesterday I straightened my hair for the bachelorette party.”

“So what? You cheated on me with a stripper. Oh… good for you Y/n” David sarcastically laughs and claps getting up.

“No baby come on” Y/n attempts to calm things down putting her hand on his face, because at this point David was screaming at her.

“Get of Y/n, no stop. You’re not going to have me freak out and not text me the whole fucking weekend and then comeback with a hickey and try to get away with it.” At this point David is all up on her face, eyes all watery and the vein on his neck was bulging.

“Baby it’s a-“Y/n was ready at this point to come clean with things but David cut her off. “Leave Y/n I’m not fucking kidding I’m so fucking done with this… WE are done. This is so fucked up, it’s fucked up. you don’t do this to somebody you love. How could you have a face like that. You don’t even care” David’s voice cracked at the end and Y/n could swear that she saw a tear role down his face.

“It’s not a hickey” she decided to give it another try.

“It’s not a fucking hickey” David mocked her. “You don’t even have the audacity to hide it and put makeup on it.” he continued

“Get your friend on the phone then-. Or you know what I’m not even gonna do this. You want me to breakup with you?” David was full on crying now and the end of the sentence come out as a whisper.

“No.. no baby this isn’t what you think I swear” Y/N hopped of the bed running to the dresser getting the camera.

“See baby please look at me” Y/N squatted down in front of David freeing his hand from his face. He didn’t even have the energy to break away from her hold.

“See the camera baby it’s a prank and I got it all on tape every part of it. And see the hickey-“ Y/n suddenly got yanked off the floor and thrown on the bed. David ripped the camera out her hand going through the footage. Y/N sat next to him leaning her chin on his shoulder, but David shook it off. Y/n took the hint and decided to give him time plopping down on the bed.

Few minutes later and David turned around. His nose and eyes were red. His face didn’t have any hint of amusement. “I can’t believe that you would do something like this to me” David jumped on her, knocking the wind out of her once again. “And not even just for yourself you did this for Jason and Todd. “They’re so gonna get it later” He’s face is on the crook of her neck but the nasty hickey is staring right back at him, so he gets up and carries her to the bathroom. Getting some of micerall water on a pad and he aggressively starts rubbing the hickey off. “Ow David the fuck that hurts.” Y/n pulls the pad out of his hand and hits him on the chest. Looking at the mirror she notices that the hickey is off, but her skin has a red tint. “Thanks a lot, you ass” David apologizes giving her a quick peck.  Y/n walks out of the bathroom, assured that everything is okay between them. She gets the camera and checks the footage but there’s nothing it.

She looks at David who’s in the bathroom brushing his teeth. “Should have known” she mumbles, getting up to deliver the news to Todd and Jason. But as she walks to the living room Y/n sees that all three, Natalie, Jason and Todd hunched together looking at Todd’s phone. she hears David’s scream from the phone and after putting two and two together. “You motherfuckers, you heard everything and are even watching it now, but none of you thought ‘mmhh maybe we should go and intervene like we promised’” she rolled her eyes, pointing.

“Where’s the fun in that Y/N” Todd laughed. That’s when David finally decided to show up. They guys immediately started mocking him. Todd pretending to be Y/n and Jason taking David’s role. Recreating their fight. David having had enough of it took his paintball gun from somewhere and started chasing them around the house and laid some nasty shoots. “I’ll get you back even worse than this, Jason say bye to your kids and Todd you say bye to your career. “he yelled after them.

“And Natalie I can’t believe you knew this was happening and didn’t try to help me, your boss.  Your fired” he joked.

He sat at the other end of the sofa motioning Y/n to come to him. She lets out a nervous laugh going to him. She straddles him, her lap firmly placed on top of his.  she hugged him tight.

“You’re an idiot.”  David mumbles, tracing the loose curls that have come undone from the ponytail on her nape.

“Yeah but I’m your idiot.” Y/n said into the hood of his hoodie.

“Yes, you are. Don’t do that to me again please. My heart can’t take it” he laughed, feeling his heart beat finally beginning to steady.