#because I love my husband. but three years in saudia seems to have regressed him DRAMATICALLY | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

fractallogic · 1 month ago

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I don’t want to be a complete dick, but I’m beginning to wonder if my dear husband has come to the basic realization that “smaller stuff fits in bigger stuff”, like with the nesting mixing bowls we have, or like, the cake tins that fit together with the pie pans

Like do I need to get him stacking rings for infants so he can practice or???

God bless him for being on top of putting the dishes away pretty consistently now but every time I open the cabinets there are new organizational horrors for me to behold

(This is also how he packs, both in luggage for trips and in boxes for moving. Basically “IF I JUST FUCKIN JAM IT IN THERE HARD ENOUGH IT’LL FIT” and way too often I have to say no babe that’s how you BREAK SHIT (true story))

#…also realizing this is how he does. uh. other things. but that’s a story for another day #tbf to him it’s 2 AM and I’m cranky #and I keep fucking ‘’losing’’ shit he puts away wrong and then forgets where he put it #and I’m also preemptively anticipating my nice surprise breakfast #(pan au chocolat from Trader Joe’s that you proof overnight and then bake)#will be the source of ‘oh that was so nice of you but it’s not keto so I’m not gonna have one’#and I’m so annoyed with everything keto #and kind of with him in general #but it’s all dumbass petty shit that doesn’t matter #and part of it is a reflection of stuff I’m anxious about and feel guilty about #and 2 AM is not the time to deal with it. it is time to take a shower and go to bed #but damn dude do I have to yell about dishes in the kitchen when you’re not around to hear me every time you put shit away #and figure out how to say ‘do you really not get this’ in a way that is at least polite #because I love my husband. but three years in saudia seems to have regressed him DRAMATICALLY #and I do not find that attractive and therefore we haven’t had sex in a long time

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