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Watching SU or the first time: Season 3 ep 16~21

(Originally I was going to split the reactions into episodes 16~20 and episodes 21~25, but turns out 20~21 forms one double-length episode. So... yeah.)

Greg the Babysitter

-Man Rose is HUGE.

-One does not simply bathe in saltwater.

-VIDALIA

-LITTLE SOUR CREAM LOOKS LIKE A LENNY FACE

- ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) << SOUR CREAM

-HIS FUCKING VOICE

-FUCKING SOUR CREAM

-DAMMIT GREG

-WAIT HOW TF DID THAT HAPPEN?? THE SHIRT TOOK THE STAINS ON THE HAIR AND FACE WITH IT?? HOW SHIRT WORK????

-damn vidalia

-sour cream. what even.

-”mini human”

-”Did you make him?”

-Never leave... a baby... alone...

-Thanks for making me feel better, Rose.

-wait wtf

-”Vidalia’s gonna destroy me!”

-”ROSE CREEEAAAAM!”

-”I watched him climb all the way up there”

-um

-Rose is strong

-Team Rocket’s blasting off agaiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnn

-So he just went to a car wash and started working there... just like that.

-”So what happened to baby Sour Cream?” OH HE CAN’T POSSIBLY HAVE GROWN UP INTO THE TEEN KID CALLED SOUR CREAM, THAT’S SUCH NONSENSE

Gem Hunt

-That kinda looks like the bell thing they used to receive Lapis’s message in Season 1.

-Oh yeah, Pearl, let’s all forget that you tried to brainwash the twelve-year-old into having no sense of self-worth.

-wut

-I forgot those gem monsters were still around

-k bye

-wtf Pearl that came out of nowhere

-ah well I guess she needs that boost once in a while

-TO WASH AWAY ALL THE SALT

-sorry that came outta nowhere

-DON’T EAT YELLOW SNOW

-I mean, it wasn’t yellow, but still.

-I love how Connie’s parents went from “Don’t you dare go on disney channel without our permission” to “yeah of course we’ll let you go on that potentially super hazardous mission into the uncharted areas of the wild north lol”

FACE

-That reminds me of that moment in Zootopia where Judy and Nick are hiding in the confinement facility and they almost get caught because Judy’s parents called her on the phone.

-It doesn’t look like it can see anything??

-JASPER?!?!

-JASPER WTF YOU JUST KEEP COMING BACK

-”Connie, where’s the-- *voice crack* jASpER”

Crack the Whip

-Amethyst has been reading that book for a looooong while.

-Steven is Captain Ameria.

-AMETHYYYYYYYST

-I don’t think it has anything to do with her skill. It’s like when you’re practicing for a speech, some school performance or other shitty thing like that, you have everything all perfectly memorized, but when you’re face-to-face with the audience, you forget, and your inner voice just screams FUCK THIS.

-snack break snack break SNACK BREAK SNACK BREAK

-FUCKING AMETHYST

-”JUST AMETHYST BEING AMETHYST BY NOT BEING AMETHYST”

-OOOHHHHH that coke’s gotta hurt their eyes.

-Please don’t do that, salt water really hurts the eyes.

-WHAT THE HOLY FRICK

-SOUR CREAM JUST CHILLING THERE- no wait never mind.

-Nice improvisation, Amethyst.

-But that means Jasper lost it for some reason??

-WELP THERE SHE IS

-IT’S NOT ROSE STOP CALLING HIm Rose... wait...

-”Why don’t you get a life?!” “Fighting IS my life!” Every internet troll ever.

-NOOO AMETHYST

holy fuck that got dark

-HOLY FUCK??

-AMETHYST NOOOOO

-DON’T YOU DARE JASPER, DON’T YOU FRIGGIN DARE

-FUCK YOU

-STEVONNIE YSE

-YES

-SHE USES THE SHIELD AND THE SWORD

-Lion, you could have used that sonic roar earlier.

-AMETHYST YOUR SHIRT CHANGED AGAIN

-*laughs evilly* *walks backwards slowly into the ocean*

-In Amethyst’s defense, if she hadn’t taken on Jasper in the first place, Steven and Connie would have been most likely overpowered.

-On a completely unrelated note, I just ate a candy that said ‘extreme sour black cherry’ and it tastes terrible.

Steven vs. Amethyst

-Amethyst are you wasting perfectly good eggs.

-You better not be.

-Ummmmm Pearl is turning into a cringey teacher

-version 2.000001

-Feels like Pearl’s eyebrows are a bit thick or is it just me.

I am eyeing that thing VERY VERY SUSPICIOUSLY.

-POOR AMETHYST

-I suck at console gaming. I tried it only a couple of times, at my relative’s, It was an FPS; I kept shooting at the ground or the sky and this other kid killed me like 60 times. THERE’S JUST TOO MANY BUTTONS, HOW DO THEY WORK, HOW FINGER WORK

-WHOA THAT’S NEW

-k then

-you both just nearly died but whatever

-”You ruined the ruins”

-um

-”you ruined the ruins”

Bismuth (part 1~2)

-I hold my breath every time Steven gets in the lion’s mane. Also, that’s some durable shirt right there.

-whoa

-WHAT

-new title screen?

-she reminds me of a hippo for some reason

-didn’t she poof Lapis in that other episode flashback

-”It’s... an innie?” what?

-Are those dreadlocks

vroom vroom.

-Lion: wtf

-Garnet and Pearl are crying with happiness at seeing their old friend again and Amethyst’s just like “Wow, a total stranger!” Amethyst is me at family gatherings

-I don’t blame them for crying though, I mean, if you’re seeing a friend you presumed dead for 5000 years...

-”Where have you been? We thought you’d been captured!”

-uh oh this is disconcerting

-CHIBI GEMS ARE BACK

-uh oh

-”The forge” Yep, thought she was dressed like a blacksmith. Or should I say... BlacksMUTH

-HOLY FUCK DID SHE JUST DO THAT

-uhhhHHHH OK THEN

-ummmmmmMMMMMMM

-I WOULD RATHER NOT STEVEN GOT SMASHED TO PIECES

-AMETHYST THAT’S CHEATINF

FICKING AMETHYST

-Foreshadowing much?

-and open your eyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeesssss

-That is ominous.

-I don’t like this at all.

-Holy fuck?

-Holy fuckk????-

-Yes hello, Rainbow Dalek side of Bismuth.

-Can’t you poof a gem and then smash it?

-holy fuck?

-Holy fuck?!?

-HOLY FUCKING SHIT?

-DAMMIT FIRST JASPER, NOW BISMUTH, WHO ELSE IS CALLING STEVEN ROSE??

-HOLY FUCK IMAGINE IF THAT SHOT HAT HIT ITS TARGET

-HOLY FUCKING FUCK HE STABBED HER

-WTF IS THIS SHOW

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