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debtsunpaid · 10 months ago

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somehow this blog has become populated with a dozen characters whose relationships to their siblings roughly boils down to "that's not just my family, that is my limb, and to remove them from me would be unthinkable."

and then there's manny and the demon constantine, with a hacksaw and a dream.

#OOC.#it's hilarious i didn't think i'd put so many characters on here with such INTENSE familial hang-ups #cheryl & john constantine speak for themselves: she's literally haunting him bc he can't let her go #beatrice & hero are cousins technically but bea has gotten benedick to try & kill his bestie on hero's behalf before & she Would do it agai #nat would rip someone's spine out with her teeth if her little sister asked her to. jack vincennes probably Has already.#hell the kuntilliokans are Literally designed to be two halves of a whole being. they're so lost on their own #jalla is reacting by going batshit and deciding to rip the world open to reach anima again #and anima has gone the Slightly saner route and hopped down to earth to hunt jalla down and kill them both #thus removing them from this stunted reality and back to their own plane of existence. whole and together again. but also Stabbed #and when jalla argues with her about leaving the world when they can just bring the world to them it hurts both their feelings REAL bad #so that's. ya know. a bit more literal on the limb side of things #and then on the complete other side of the coin there's fuckin demon constantine. they're not Technically siblings but again: halves #except john's gone and made himself whole again and constantwo is absolutely STEAMED about it he wants to murder #and then there's manny who thinks that severing the limb that is emmanuel is the purest show of devotion possible #but he Keeps. Hesitating. and hates that about himself. cain and abel type beat but cain actually thinks about it for a minute #ANYWAY as an older sibling myself i am giggling. save me tragic fictional families #they're all fine and normal and well-adjusted people i assure you. come closer they won't bite. no soap operas raging here nooo #sched.

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