#beastly would Love the healing thing it gives too. and ofc ofc ofc the rainbow glowy we can’t forget that. AND that it’s multi flavored by | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

trollbreak · 1 year ago

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Realizes beastly would Adore dari. He’d even stop murdering her when she asks him not to. He may be a serial cannibal but he’s not rude! And um. I think it would be funny if they just ended up as weird friends.

#he asks sooooo polite if he can eat her after some months of tense friendship. she goes WHAT. he goes nonono you’d already be dead so you #wouldn’t even have to feel it I promise!!! you’re just very tasty :3 and she’s like WHAT DO YOU MEAN IM TASTY and he’s like 0-0 I mean most #people don’t come back and um. the meat’s gonna go *somewhere*. why not to someone who needs it:)? and dari’s like oh my god #local exiled ex-goddess has the worlds yummiest blood and can’t stop finding people who aren’t normal about it #beastly would Love the healing thing it gives too. and ofc ofc ofc the rainbow glowy we can’t forget that. AND that it’s multi flavored by #color!!! very silly and fun

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