#beastie boys imagines

[so-much-for-stardust6]

so-much-for-stardust6’s masterlist! 🫶

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hey guys! i’ve finally made a masterlist so it’s easier to find my stuff!!

feel free to request anything and i’ll try my best to write it! but as of right now i’ll be taking a break from writing 🙏

here’s my about me as well!!

the ☆ symbol means it is smut!! so bare with me as almost everything is 😭

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limp bizkit imagines:

Brother’s Best Friend- Wes Borland ☆

Janitor’s Closet- Wes Borland ☆

Stress Reliever- Wes Borland ☆

Shower- Wes Borland ☆

Body Paint- Wes Borland ☆

Tour- Wes Borland/Limp Bizkit

One Year- Wes Borland ☆

Recording Booth- Wes Borland ☆

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jackass imagines:

Stunt Aftercare- Bam Margera ☆

Can’t You See?- Ryan Dunn ☆

Breakup- Ryan Dunn

Show It Then- Bam Margera ☆

MTV Music Awards- Jackass Cast

Needed A Release- Johnny Knoxville ☆

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my chemical romance:

Before The Show- Frank Iero ☆

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beastie boys imagines:

Party- Adam Horovitz

House Party Closet- Adam Horovitz ☆

Hair Dye- Adam Yauch ☆

Late Night Confession- Mike Diamond ☆

Vacation- Mike Diamond

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red hot chili peppers imagines:

Best Friends Or Lovers?- John Frusciante ☆

School Bathroom- John Frusciante ☆

Guitar Solo- John Frusciante

Surprise Visit- John Frusciante ☆

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blur imagines:

Halloween Party- Graham Coxon ☆

Stressful Day Off- Graham Coxon ☆

“Embarrassing” Confession- Graham Coxon ☆

Quickie- Damon Albarn ☆

Birthday Festivities- Graham Coxon ☆

You’re My True Love- Damon Albarn

You’re My True Love Pt 2- Damon Albarn

I Still Love You- Graham Coxon

Bathroom Rendezvous- Damon Albarn ☆

I Will Never Forget You- Graham Coxon

Sauna- Damon Albarn ☆

High Sex- Graham Coxon ☆

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fall out boy imagines:

High School Reunion- Patrick Stump ☆

Secret Love- Pete Wentz/Mr. Sandman

Secret Love Pt 2- Pete Wentz/Mr. Sandman

[frozenartscapes]

I would love a scene in Spy x Family, post-reveal, where Anya gets kidnapped/is in danger and all the highly dangerous adults she's met and endeared herself to all team up to save her in a high-intensity, super satisfying series of fights all set to No Sleep 'til Brooklyn by the Beastie Boys

[soupy-sez]

Beastie Boys – She's On It (1985) [X]

[fandomnerd9602]

May I request a Jade West c male reader going to watch Guardians of the Galaxy vol 3 and Jade being surprised she liked it so much.

Jade: holy crap! how did I cry for a raccoon?!

Y/N: that's the magic of movies, baby

Jade: I think we can all agree on one thing besides that it was a good movie.

Y/N: oh yeah

Jade and Y/N (unison): Beastie Boys!!!

Y/N clicks his walkman, playing the Beastie Boys song as they rock out to the music...

[taiyami]

If I could make edits and amvs and animatics you people would never see me again.

[discocandles]

jvb really does just make the lyrics ever

[pauls-bouticake]

💝💖👅💕 IMAGINE: you sneak out off your house and head downtown to the rough neibhourhoud too meet up with your wlsectet bf MCA. Ad Rock catches you crawling the chain link fence to the orphanage where they've all been placed until they can calm down and he hits you over the head with a bottle and you die of a concussion 💕👅💖💝

[j3-art]

The original street crew. . .

[sapphire-weapon]

ngl death island leon makes me go full boomer every time i see him

i’m just like

CUT YOUR HAIR AND GET A REAL JOB, HIPPIE

[macateallthespookings]

the things modern movie trailers do to well known pop songs should be illegal

[are-we-really-doing-this]

Top comment on Anthrax’s I’m The Man is “Still better than Limp Bizkit.” and come on now. Haven’t we learned not to pit two bad bitches against each other?

[so-much-for-stardust6]

House Party Closet- Adam Yauch

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summary: you and adam eventually sneak off into a closet during a house party

lowercase intended

warnings: smut

a/n: ik i haven’t been active at all on here and tbh i’m not really returning to be (except this post and another request). i haven’t had motivation to write 💔

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i stood closely to adam, scared of losing him. the house filled up even more by the minute, making me anxious. we were at yet another mike diamond party. his hand firmly held mine, making sure that we don’t separate. i sipped at my drink, already somehow drunk. i was too anxious to go out in the middle of the party, so i stayed in a corner with adam. adam also sipped at his drink, also as drunk as i but not too drunk to go out there. i kept seeing him eye me, biting his lip as he did so.

“take a picture, it’ll last longer.” i tell him before sipping my drink.

i felt him grab my face, forcing me to look at him. he stared at my lips, practically drooling over them. i opened my mouth to say something but was stopped when he shoved his mouth on mine. at first, i cringed at the feeling of his sloppy open mouth kisses but soon melted into it. i tasted whatever alcoholic drink he gulped down, my taste buds watering at the savory taste. he wrapped his arms around my hips and pulled me closer to him. we dropped our cups, the liquid splashing all over the floor.

“mike’s gonna be mad about that.” adam chuckled at what we did.

“so what? he won’t know it was us.” i winked before kissing him again. our saliva mixed together as our tongues danced together. he slowly started to grind against me, causing me to moan softly into his mouth. i pulled away from him, a string of saliva hanging from our mouths.

“let’s not do this here.” i breathed out.

“do you want to go somewhere private then?” he whispered in my ear.

“yes please.” i say.

he immediately dragged me to the stairs, leading us to the rooms. he quickly flung open the first door, immediately stopping in his tracks once he saw another couple already making out on the bed.

“s-sorry.” he muttered embarrassingly before closing the door.

he looked at me, red from embarrassment. he quickly led us towards the next room. he grabbed the knob, trying to open it but it was locked. he sighed, obviously frustrated. he tried for next door but it was also locked.

“god- fuck it.” he gritted through his teeth.

he swung open a door, shoving us inside the dark room. i stumbled over stuff on the floor.

“where’s the fucking light?” he muttered to himself.

i heard a click and suddenly the room light up. adam and i stood in the closet, chest to chest due to the lack of space.

“it was either this or a long walk to the car.” he chuckled.

i smiled and rolled my eyes before kissing him. his hands roamed all around my body, occasionally tugging on my shirt. he pulled away from my lips, going down to my neck. he sucked on my neck, creating dark purple hickies. his lips hovered over my sweet spot, almost like he was teasing me. he finally lowered himself to suck on the spot, causing me to moan out. i ran my hand through his hair and tugged on it. he moaned on my collarbone, loving the feeling of his hair being tugged. he quickly threw off my shirt along with his. he swiftly unclasped my bra, basically a pro at it now. he pulled me into a kiss again, slowly massaging my boobs. he went to unbutton my jeans, shoving them down my legs along with my underwear. i managed to kick them off while still making out with him. he took his pants and boxers off, his dick springing out. i felt my knees go a bit weak, but kept it together.

“jump.” he mumbled against my lips.

i listened to him and jumped up, wrapped my legs around his waist. his hands rested on ass, holding me up. he removed one hand to stroke his dick before slamming into me. i moaned out, making adam cover my mouth with his free hand.

“shhh, don’t be too loud. this door doesn’t have a lock.” he whispered to me.

i nodded before he took his hand off and put it back on my ass. he began to thrust into me, causing me to whimper out. he kissed me again, trying to keep me quiet. he dug deeper inside of me with every thrust. i squeezed my eyes shut, moaning into his mouth. i felt his tip lightly hit my g-spot, causing me to let out a loud moan. adam pulled away from me.

“do you like that?” he whispered in my ear.

“y-yes.” i whispered back.

he went back to kissing me. the room was all hot and stuffy, the sound of our bodies slapping together filled the quiet room. adam kept hitting my g-spot, causing my orgasm to come quickly.

“i’m gonna cum.” i whisper against his lips.

“do it, cum all over my dick.” he whispered back.

he held onto my ass, thrusting quickly. i quickly kissed him again, instantly moaning into his mouth. we moaned in one another’s mouth, preventing anyone outside from hearing us. i felt the spring in my stomach pop, causing me cum all over his dick. i clenched on it, soft moans leaving my mouth. he thrusted a few more times before coming inside me. he rested his head in the crook of my neck, softly biting at the skin. he slowly thrusted, riding out both of our highs. he pulled out, his dick glistening with my cum.

“we should get going.” he tells me.

“we need to clean up.” i tell him.

“shit, uhh…” he looked around the closet, trying to find a towel.

an idea popped in my head. i went to my knees, catching his attention.

“what are you-“ i cut him off when i took his dick in my mouth.

he moaned, slapping his hand over his mouth. i licked up and down his dick, cleaning myself off of him. he grabbed a fist full of my hair, softly pulling on it. i put him inside my mouth again, bobbing my head up and down. i felt his dick twitch, telling me that he’s close. before he could cum, i pulled away. he let out a frustrated groan, letting go of my hair. i stood up, meeting his annoyed expression.

“you tease.” he rolled his eyes.

“oops.” i smiled innocently.

“my turn now.” he said before going on his knees too.

he lifted my leg and put it on his shoulder, giving him more access. he began to lick between my folds, sucking at my clit, cleaning me up. i bit my lip to keep myself from moaning as i had a handful of his hair. his mouth did wonders on me, making my knees weak. i’m surprised i haven’t collapsed yet. i felt myself coming close, squeezing my eyes closed. before i could cum, he pulled away with one more lick.

“payback.” he winked at me.

his mouth was covered in my juices, making my stomach feel butterflies.

“you got a little something.” i say before picking up my shirt and wiping his mouth clean.

“thanks babe.” he kissed my cheek.

we both got dressed, trying to make ourselves look presentable. he turned off the light before creaking the door open, making sure no one was looking.

“all clear.” he whispered to me.

he held my hand as we left the hot room. he closed it before starting to walk down the stairs.

“i hope you didn’t get anything on my favorite coat.” mike suddenly spoke.

we both jumped, looking in the direction of his voice. we didn’t say anything, too embarrassed to even move. i opened my mouth to say something but quickly closed it before dragging adam down the stairs.

“i’m avoiding him for the rest of my life.” i mumble to him.

[nichmeddar]

oscar piastri

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an: listen, i love the beastie boys and it’s been a while since I’ve written so here ya go <3 also who wouldn’t want ad rock and kathleen hanna as their parents??

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[bootleg-nessie]

Rating band names based on their accuracy:

(I keep updating this list so check back later)

The Beatles: 3/10. None of these people are beetles, they’re just a bunch of fruity guys from Liverpool with matching haircuts

(Edit: changed from 0/10 to 3/10 because John Lennon beat his wife)

Pink Floyd: 4/10. There is not a single person named Floyd in the band, but some of the members do arguably look kinda pink

Nirvana: 10/10. Getting high and listening to Nirvana is roughly what I imagine actual nirvana to be like

Foo Fighters: either 0/10 or 10/10. I have never seen foo in real life so either they’re pretending to fight a problem that doesn’t exist or they’re doing an absolutely fantastic job of fighting it

The Eagles: 0/10. Same as the Beatles, there is not a single eagle in this band. The name is misleading and we have all been lied to

Queen: 6/10. Partial points for Freddie Mercury

Led Zeppelin: 0/10. I don’t think any of these guys have ever even seen a zeppelin, let alone one made of lead. A lead balloon would crash faster than my hopes and dreams

The Rolling Stones: 3/10. There is not a single stone in this band. Some points added because I’m pretty sure they rolled quite a few

U2: 0/10. Despite what the name says, I am not a member of this band

Metallica: 9/10. Naming a metal band “Metallica” is like naming your dog “doggy”

Red Hot Chili Peppers: 2/10. These guys are not chili peppers. They’re not even that hot, let alone red hot

Guns N’ Roses: 0/10. How the fuck could a gun or a flower play music

Backstreet Boys: ?/10. Depends entirely on their current given location

Simon and Garfunkel: 10/10. No notes

The Doors: 1/10. Jim Morrison is kinda shaped like a door tho

Chicago: 4/10. The number of people in this band does not come even remotely close to the population of Chicago. Points added because it originated in Chicago

Earth, wind, and fire: 2/10. This is even more innacurate than Chicago. Points added because wind instruments were often used

Def Leppard: 3/10. There is not a single leopard in this band. Some of the members are probably kinda deaf by now tho

The Beach Boys: ?/10. Accuracy depends entirely on location

The Black Eyed Peas: 6/10. Not sure what the hell an ‘eyed pea’ is but the black part is pretty accurate

Imagine Dragons: ?/10. Depends entirely on whether or not they’re thinking about dragons.

Cage the Elephant: 1/10. Why would you do that. Let the elephant go

Green Day: 0/10. They’re not even green

The Police: 0/10. There is not a single cop in this band

KISS: 5/10. I’m sure they probably kissed sometimes

The Monkees: 0/10. Are you fucking kidding me

We Butter the Bread with Butter: 8/10. I can’t verify this but I have no reason to suspect that they’d lie. Butter seems like the most logical thing to butter bread with

King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard: 0/10. I got really excited about the concept of a lizard wizard only to be let down. My disappointment is immeasurable

They Might Be Giants: 5/10. I googled everyone in this band’s height, the tallest guy’s only 6’1 so I wouldn’t exactly consider him a giant. Then again, I can’t really argue because the claim was only that they MIGHT be giants

The Presidents of the United States of America: 2/10. None of these people are Joe Biden nor are any of them former presidents. This is incredibly misleading. I’m pretty sure “Lump” was written about my first girlfriend tho so I’ll give them a point or two

Gorillaz: 2/10 Not quite but we’re kinda close genetically so I’ll give them partial credit

The Killers: ?/10. I have no way of verifying if they’ve actually killed before but the fact that they’re not in prison tells me probably not

The Offspring: 10/10. These guys are definitely somebody’s offspring

Arctic Monkeys: 1/10. They are neither monkeys nor are they from the arctic

Thirty Seconds to Mars: 1/10. It takes WAY longer to get to mars than that

Beastie Boys: 8/10. They’re pretty beast on the guitar

Jimmy Eat World: 1/10. Slow the fuck down Jimmy, you’re biting off way more than you can chew

Hole: 9/10. One point deducted because I’m pretty sure they had more than one hole

Rage Against the Machine: 10/10. They did exactly that

Alice In Chains: 0/10. This is illegal. Let Alice go

The Band: 10/10. This could not possibly be more accurate

Nine Inch Nails: 1/10. I can’t find any good pictures of their feet but from what I can tell their fingernails definitely aren’t nine inches long

Bush: ?/10. Not quite sure about this one, felt uncomfortable asking

The Who: 2/10. I’m not dealing with this “Who’s On First” bullshit

Radiohead: 0/10. Not a single person in this band has a radio for a head

Queens of the Stone Age: 0/10. This band should be called “five random dudes from the modern era” but FRDFTMA is a bit of a mouthful

Soundgarden: 2/10. Sound does not grow in the garden

Sonic Youth: 5/10. They’re not exactly youth anymore but the sonic part checks out

Talking heads: 8/10. There’s more to the band than just a bunch of disembodied heads but the heads do tend to talk

The Cranberries: 0/10. Decent music but I only added them so that the Beatles and Freddie Mercury weren’t the only fruits on this list

The Wiggles: 8/10. They do tend to wiggle a lot

Blue Man Group: 10/10. Yep!

Weezer: 5/10. They all look like they definitely have asthma

Limp Bizkit: 3/10. While the visual image of baked goods playing the guitar is hilarious, Fred durst is not a biscuit. Points added because he probably has erectile dysfunction

Stone Temple Pilots: 0/10. None of these people are accredited as being licensed to pilot anything, much less an entire stone temple. Stone temples don’t need pilots anyways

Wasted Youth: 8/10. I guess it really kinda depends on how you frame it but yeah, they probably wasted a lot of it

Them Crooked Vultures: 3/10. These are people and not birds but Dave Grohl’s posture is kinda bad and John Paul Jones is so old that his neck kinda looks like a vulture’s so I added some points

Audioslave: 0/10. Slavery is illegal

Traveling Wilburys: 4/10. Sure, they traveled a lot but not a single one of those lying bastards was named Wilbury

D12: 6/12. There were only 6 people in this band

NWA: 10/10. I’m a little too white to safely comment on this one but I’d say they nailed it

Jet: 1/10. A real jet would be way too loud

Goldfinger: 0/10. Not a single person in this band has a finger made out of gold

No Doubt: ?/10. I can’t really be too sure how Gwen Stefani felt but I think it’s probably a safe assumption that she had some doubts

The White Stripes: 3/10. I bet if you stripped them down naked and made them stand shoulder to shoulder and squinted really hard they’d probably look more like white stripes

Screaming trees: 3/10. They scream occasionally

Garbage: 2/10. I think they’re being a little harsh on themselves, their music isn’t THAT bad

Butthole Surfers: 5/10. Not even gonna touch this one

Megadeth: 3/10. To be fair, some of the former members are dead but only a little amount of death, not mega death

Dead Kennedys: 2/10. Last I checked Kennedy was still dead but neither he nor his clones are members of this band

Cake: 0/10. The cake is a lie

Cracker: 8/10. Most of them are

Tool: 7/10. I don’t know much about their music but they sure look like tools

Counting Crows: ?/10. Is this what emo kids do instead of counting sheep? Accuracy depends on whatever bird they happen to be counting at the moment

Dave Matthews Band: 10/10. It certainly is

Oasis: 1/10. Their music is the opposite of an oasis

Blur: 2/10. They are not that fast

Barenaked Ladies: 0/10. If I wanted to be this disappointed I’d reestablish a connection with my biological father instead

Meat Puppets: 10/10. Technically, aren’t we all?

Live: 8/10. Apparently they still do live shows but I deducted some points because I’ve only ever heard their music on Spotify

ABBA: 9/10. I’m still not giving any points to Guns N’ Roses but that’s mostly out of spite

5 Finger Death Punch: 8/10 I guess it probably depends on how hard you hit them but this seems to be the usual amount of fingers to punch somebody with

All American Rejects: 9/10. They’re all rejects from America so I don’t really see any issue with this

T. Rex: 0/10. Even if any of these people WAS a T. Rex I don’t think their arms would be long enough to play their instruments

Free: 0/10. Unless you steal their music, in which case it becomes a 10/10

The Strokes: 3/10. To my knowledge, none of them have had a stroke but I still added a few points because the name was probably accurate for other reasons

The Smashing Pumpkins ?/10. Another thing I have no way of verifying but this seems like a waste of perfectly good pumpkins

Therapy?: ?/10. The hell are they asking me for? I don’t know their medical history

Twenty One Pilots. 0/10. There’s only two of them and neither is a licensed pilot

Finger Eleven: 0/10. Leave the poor Stranger Things girl out of this

Fall Out Boy: 9/10. I conferred with an expert on this one who confirmed that they are in fact boys who had a falling out

Cream: 8/10. Considering this was the OG supergroup I’m sure a lot of people did in fact cream when their music came out

Edit: humans aren’t fucking monkeys. Stop saying we are

[claredanko]

mutual 1: got in a car accident today didnt have time to masturbate bc i had to exchange insurance info with the other guy but i think i have a chance of hooking up with him bc he drove a ford

mutual 2: call me throat cancer the way peter tork could get it

mutual 3: (500 reblogs of a robert de niro/martin scorsese yaoi photoshop edit)

mutual 4: i think love will always be there. even when you wish it werent. (gif of rotating monkeys)

mutual 5: breaking news stephen stills stopped taking estradiol because it made him experience menopause symptoms

mutual 6: who would be the first member of the beastie boys to get an abortion i vote ad rock

mutual 7: (web weaving post dedicated to descriptions of nonsexual intimacy in an air fryer instruction manual)

mutual 8: heres a link to my google drive containing every single article on jstor its continuously updated but please DM me if ive missed one.

mutual 9: (poll) my psychiatrist told me i might be the cause for my relationship issues with the elderly gay couple ive been practicing bdsm with should i kill the psychiatrist or myself?

mutual 10: giys im scared

mutual 11: trent reznor has never washed his pussy but id still eat it every day #feminist

mutual 12: went for a walk and got some coffee. the sun is shining, children are playing on the street and life is wonderful

mutual 13: drafting my suicide note while on hold with the bank rn

mutual 14: (photo of the most gorgeous plate of food imaginable) quick dinner tonight! didnt have time to sous vide the quail so i opted for a quick braise - still turned out delicious!

mutual 15: sooo.... apparently my city has been cursed with an eternal night for like 3 years and i didnt notice? kinda gerardcore if you u ask me..

[johnnyryall]

this is what i imagine every beastie boys photo looks like to those who are not familiar with them