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I Can Keep A Secret. - 4 (Steve Rogers x Reader)

Chapter Summary: In a jealous rage, Steve accidentally says something he doesn’t mean as he discovers something personal about the reader. 

Warnings: no Clark in this chapter, slight fingering (18+ Minors DNI), nudity but not really, lots of cussing, angsty, make-out scene, shitty writing (it’s been a while i’m sorry!), AGE GAP (reader is stated to be 21 but age is just a number. call her wtv age you want). 

Word Count: ~2.7k 

again... i apologize this sucks. i haven’t written anything since like august. 

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Steve never considered himself a jealous man. When he was involved with Sharon Carter, he never paid any mind to the revolving door of “friends” she entertained. Truthfully, throughout the numerous relationships he’s had in his life, Steve Rogers had never been the one to be jealous.

How could he?

Steve didn’t think he was an egomaniac nor narcissistic – not in the way that Tony Stark was, at least. But he knew he was charming. He knew he was wealthy – the black cards in his Burberry wallet reminded him of that. He knew he was handsome. He knew his worth – hell, even Forbes did.

His thoughts had never been infiltrated by the ugly, green rage monster that filled his head with insecurities. That is… Until the headlines and photographs of (Y/N) Barnes’s dinner date with “America’s richest and handsomest” bachelor, Clark Kent, had made its rounds.

It was a form of self-torture as he scrolled furiously through the many posts about the two.

Dynasties Colliding!

Clark Kent off the Market?

Everything you need to know about (Y/N) Barnes, Clark Kent’s new girlfriend.

He clicked his tongue in disgust at that last article as he skimmed through it. It was obvious that the writer had a biased opinion – one so clearly against (Y/N) – as it pointed out her “college dropout” status and her “naivete” to be involved with a man ten years her senior.

He scoffed… If only they knew.

Though, Steve couldn’t help but compare himself to the younger man. Sure, Clark was richer than he was with a booming business and a company created generations before Steve was even born. His net worth pushed him much higher than Steve and Bucky on the Forbes’s listings. But surely, he didn’t have the same chemistry as he and (Y/N) did… Surely.

As if to mock him, a photo of Clark kissing her knuckles appeared on his monitor. He glared at it, fuming with hot jealousy. He hated that feeling bubbling inside as he stared at her flustered face digitally immortalized by paparazzi and fan photos.

His phone buzzed to life as the screen displayed her name… And he did what he had been doing for the past few days following the polo match, he sent it straight to voicemail, spiteful that she even entertained Clark’s request to go on a date.

Had he misread the signs? Had there been any signs to begin with? Had she played him? Was he just her happy distraction until she could find her bearings in New York?

A sharp knock interrupted him from his thoughts as Bucky’s broad shoulders filled his open office door. He had a wide smile on his face as he entered the room, closing the door.

“You read the gossip?” Bucky chuckled. A sly smirk on his face as he sat himself in the seat across Steve’s desk. Steve quickly clicked out of his tabs and raised his brows at Bucky. “With (Y/N) getting Clark interested, other investors are looking at us, too. It’s great.”

“So, you’re really using your daughter to lure business opportunities?” Steve snorted. Considering how enchanting she was, it wasn’t a terrible strategy. If Steve hadn’t gotten so attached so quickly, he’d even advise Bucky to have her stalk the airport terminals, too.

“It’s working, man. He’s interested in the company. He wants a tour. He’s talking big money. We can scrap any deals with Stark. He’s our top priority now.”

“Buck,” Steve laughed so dryly it became a scoff. “He’s not interested in the company. He’s clearly interested in her – and only her. As soon as you give the green light and she rips the cord with him, he’s gonna back out. He’s got the lawyers to make sure that any contract he signs will get voided, too.”

His tone had been hopeful although Bucky didn’t pick up on it. Bucky had just waved it off as Steve being cautious – not Steve hoping that his daughter would dump Clark and focus all her attention back on him.

“No, no.” Bucky shook his head, waving his hand, too. “She’s equally into him. Piqued her interest more than Peter did, for sure.” Steve stopped himself from rolling his eyes, knowing damn well that she was never interested in the Stark boy. “He dropped her off and she was blushing like crazy. Ran to her room and practically screamed her head off with that Wanda girl on the phone.”

Steve pressed his lips into a straight line. He didn’t trust himself enough to respond, knowing any sarcastic remark would land him in the hot seat, with Bucky asking questions he wasn’t ready to answer… or rather, didn’t have the answers to.

“Besides… y’know one contract that’s incredibly difficult to get out of?” Steve hummed. “A marriage.”

Steve choked. “Marriage? Buck, c’mon, she’s twenty-one.” Bucky nodded, taking his daughter’s age into consideration. “Marriages are definitely the easiest to get out of. Must I remind you the reason why you haven’t seen her since she was a baby?”

“Hey!”

“Besides, isn’t he too old for her?” Steve internally cringed. Suddenly, wishing he could take it back, afraid of what Bucky would say. Like you aren’t thirty-nine, dumbass?

“He’s thirty-three. She’s twenty-one. She can date whoever she wants. She’s an adult.”

“That’s dangerously permissive.” Stop talking.

“Why’re you acting like her father, Steve?” Bucky asked, raising his brows inquisitively.

“I’m just saying, Clark’s closer in age with us than with (Y/N).” Steve shrugged. “I’m just looking out for her.”

I just want her to myself.

“Well, since you’re oh-so invested in looking out for her, I’m gonna need a favor.”

»————-　♡　————-««

Out of the many things to do on a Friday night in the big city, Steve found himself walking through the threshold of the Barnes’s penthouse. He silent cursed at Bucky, who asked him to look after his daughter for the weekend. The same daughter he had been avoiding for the past week, blowing off her calls and leaving her texts unread.

Steve found Bucky’s favor to be a direct contradiction to the statement he made prior. She’s twenty-one. She’s an adult. An adult who needed another adult’s supervision as it seemed.

However, Steve understood. She was relatively new to the city, only being here for a little over a month and a half, and known for her reckless behavior back in Los Angeles – the reason why she was in New York to begin with. Although Bucky didn’t quite keep her on a tight leash, he kept on a leash, nevertheless.

Bucky had already left that afternoon, leaving the penthouse somewhat quiet save for the music coming from the hallway that led into (Y/N)’s bedroom. He cracked a smile as he approached the hall. He could hear her obnoxiously singing along to the provocative lyrics of that one song – WAP, was it?

His hand absentmindedly found its way to her doorknob, twisting the metal and pushing the door open. She shrieked as her phone fell from her hands with a thud against the floor. She scrambled for her towel that lay haphazardly on her bed, messily wrapping it around her naked body.

“WHAT THE FUCK?” She screamed over the music. 

Steve stared at her with wide eyes like a deer in headlights. Her hair was still damp, knotting and begging to be combed out. Her chest heaved as she breathed heavily. The towel did little to hide her from his hungry eyes as he fought to keep his stare at her face and only her face. She called for the Alexa to stop playing the music before running a hand through her knotted hair. 

“Steve, what the hell are you doing here?”

“Your – your dad asked me to – uh – “he was losing the battle as his eyes gave her a look over, feeling the heat rise to his face. It was not the only thing that has risen. He tore his stare away from her, scanning the room instead. “He asked me to watch over you.” Steve explained, finally finding the words.

“Like a babysitter?” She scoffed. She had been itching to see Steve, hating him just a bit for ghosting her, but looking like that? She was willing to forgive.

“Yeah…” Steve nodded.

“Well,” she smirked playfully, “since you’re baby-sitting… Why don’t you let your baby sit on your lap, huh, daddy?” She batted her lashes at him, and he instantly melted, forgetting his jealousy and spite for just a second. She reached out for him and had him sit at the edge of her bed, straddling his thick thighs. “Excited to see me?”

His resolve and pent-up angst disappeared. “You’re damn right.” Steve muttered, hand fisting her knotted hair and smashing his lips onto hers. The kiss was every bit hungry and desperate as it was passionate – like two star crossed lovers finally catching a moment alone.

She moaned into his mouth as his free hand slipped beneath her towel, which was loosening as she grinded against his strained pants. His fingers explored her slit, fumbling as he tried to find her bundle of nerves.

“I missed you,” she gasped as he found it within seconds, rubbing tight circles around her clit.

His lips left a trail of kisses along her jaw and sucked the sensitive skin under her ear, eliciting long moan from her as he played with her, relishing in her responsiveness. He felt her juices coat his fingers as he teased her hole, but the moment suddenly cut short when her phone dinged.

Once. And then a second, then a third.

She looked over her shoulder and glanced down at the screen. Steve pinched her, causing her to gasp again. “Don’t.” He warned her, his voice a deep growl.

It dinged again. “I’m gonna silent it,” she promised, pecking his lips as she hopped off his lap. “Oh,” she frowned. She ran a hand through her knotted hair before glancing at him, then typing.

“What’s wrong?” Steve asked her as he stood from her bed and walked over to her. He wrapped his arms around her waist as he pulled her into him.

“I… Uh… Clark wants to hang out again.” She told him.

Steve rolled his eyes though she didn’t see. “Blow him off.” He told her, leaving a trail of kisses on her shoulders, leading back up to that sweet spot beneath her ear. Her eyes rolled back before she pushed away from him. “We haven’t seen each other in days – “

“Because someone kept sending me to voicemail,” she rebutted. “I-I have to go see him, Steve. If my dad found out – “

“Then tell him you’re not into him.” Steve insisted. She remained silent as she tucked a stray hair behind her ear. Steve frowned. “Wait, are you – are you into him?”

“I dunno…”

“You don’t know?” He asked her. “If you’re into him, the hell are you sitting on top of me naked for?”

“Steve – “

“God, it’s like you like making yourself easy to guys.” The envy – the green, little monster that tore at his ego and his heart – suddenly rose. No thoughts were running through his head – just angry words from his mouth.

“Excuse me?” An enraged look splayed across her face. Brows furrowed and arms crossed defensively.

“Well, considering you sold pictures of yourself to total strangers – “he stopped himself before the rest of the sentence. The self-control had finally resurfaced, but the damage had been done as fury in her features mellowed and turned into hurt.

“Is that… Is that what you think of me?” She asked him, willing her voice not to crack but the tears had already begun to form. She furiously blinked them away before huffing. “Well, it doesn’t matter what you think anyway ‘cause I’m not with you.”

“And what you’re with Clark Kent?” He seethed his name.

“At least he doesn’t call me easy.”

Steve chuckled, dryly. “Bar’s set low then, huh? Says the girl who sucked me off on the airplane when we knew each other less than two hours. Wonder the things you’d do for him.” It was spite. His words were pure spite and jealousy. They held no meaning but they sure had weight. 

“What’s your problem?” She snapped. “Damn it, Steve! I like you. I really do, genuinely, but y’know it fucking sucks when the guy you like suddenly ghosts you.”

“And it fucking sucks when the girl you’re actually interested in goes on a date with some hot shot, pretty, rich boy. Probably fucks him in the back of his limo, too.”

She stomped over to Steve, shoving him with one hand while the other kept her towel from slipping off. “Get. Out!”

“No, no,” Steve argued, grabbing her arm easily overpowering her to stop pushing him. “You’re gonna answer.” She raised her brows at him. “Are you fucking him in the back of his limo? Are you that easy?”

Her jaw dropped as she stared at him in disbelief. “You’re not my dad, so that’s none of your concern.” She began to push him towards her door, and he let her this time. “And…” Her fingers tapped against the wooden door as she stared back at him. 

“It’s none of your business, but for your information, I’m a virgin.” She clicked her tongue as a smirk splayed across her face. “Won’t be for long, though. ‘Cause Mr. Kent is inviting back to one of his many lavish, expensive homes in New York.”

And with that she slammed the door shut, locking it with the new lock her father had installed.

»————-　♡　————-««

“(Y/N)…” He called out to her, knocking on her door. “C’mon, sweetheart.” It had been half an hour since their fight, and she had yet to come out of her room.

“Go away!” She called out from the other side of the wooden pane as if she were a child.

“I’m sorry, alright? I didn’t mean it. I was just jealous – “

“I don’t care, Steve!”

He sighed. “C’mon, sweetheart. Let’s go out for dinner, yeah? Just me and you. Whatever you want. You wanna embarrass me by making me use chopsticks? Let’s go. You wanna hit me with a bottle of champagne? Take your pick. I’m down.”

“Fuck off, asshole!”

You deserve that. He agreed.

Steve suddenly heard a click of the lock before she pulled the door open, pushing past him and he let her. She had a duffle in one hand and her phone in the other, typing away. “Where are you going?”

“Away from you,” she spat. She didn’t even spare him a second look.

“You going with Clark?”

“None of your business, dick.”

He called her full name and she stopped in her tracks, spinning on her heel to look at him with her brows raised. Steve had his hands on his hips as he stared at the floor before looking down at her. “You are not leaving and that’s final.”

“Oh, yeah?” She challenged, taking a step towards him. Her heel clicking against the ground. She crossed her arms across her chest as she tilted her head. “And what? You’re gonna stop me?”

“Don’t make me, sweetheart.”

“Well,” she smirked. “Take it up with my dad… because unlike you, he actually approves of my blossoming relationship with Clark Kent. I swear he’s already planning the wedding … while I, on the other hand, all I care about is the honeymoon… And I think we’re gonna get a head start to it, actually.”

Steve took a step towards her as she took a step back. “Stop being a little brat and just – “

“No, Steve,” she corrected. “I’m being easy. And you’re completely right… Sometimes being easy is just fun.”

He grabbed her arm before she could turn around and pulled her towards him. She bit her lip as she stared up at him with faux innocence. Her lips glistened with whatever gloss it was she used to make her lips plump as she challenged every bit of authority Steve had.

He wanted nothing more than to kiss that bratty attitude right out of her. He leaned in as her eyes fluttered close and he knew he had her. Then, suddenly, the elevator doors dinged and opened, ruining the moment. Both their heads snapped towards the guest.

“What the hell?” 

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Call Your Girlfriend (Gigi x Nicky) - Rusty

Rusty here~ I’m new on this blog but I hope you guys will enjoy my work!

*cough* ah hem

Lesbians come get yall’s juice!

(I haven’t written a fic in a long time, please bear with me!~ Inspired by the song Call Your Girlfriend by Robyn)

Yelling could be heard from down the block, Gigi and her current girlfriend had gotten into another fight yet again. This was a normal occurrence lately, Gigi felt as though the fire that was there at the beginning of the relationship was no longer lit. The fights ranged from senseless arguments to empty threats. Someone forgot to do the dishes or they left their shoes in the middle of the doorway, little things that would set off one another. To Gigi it felt like she was living with a roommate in a college dorm rather than a lover, she couldn’t take much more of it frankly.

“I’ve had enough! I’m not staying here tonight. Don’t bother waiting up for me.” Gigi yells as she grabs her purse and jacket form her room.

“Where do you think you’re going at this hour?” Gigi’s current girlfriend yells after her.

“Don’t worry about it, it’s none of your concern.” Gigi grabs her jacket off the rack and puts on a pair of shoes.

Her girlfriend met with a slamming door and shoes clacking into the distance. A shiver trails down Gigi’s body, it was nearly spring but still quite cold and rainy outside. The moon was still high in the sky as she made her way down the dark streets. A familiar building came into view, a little bar in the heart of the city. If you ever couldn’t find Gigi this is where she’d most likely end up. Gigi walked up to the bouncer showed her ID and went into her safe haven.

After grabbing herself a drink she sat herself down on one of the bar stools and tried to forget the fight, this was, unfortunately, a normal occurrence. Gigi enjoyed it though, sitting and people watching, looking at happy functional couples. Being a regular had its perks, she knew most of the people that came to the bar excluding the few new faces. Halfway through her first drink, her eyes drifted over to a beautiful blonde girl on the dance floor, absolutely breathtaking. She was wearing a little skirt, tank top and yellow jacket hanging off her shoulders with the letter “N” embroidered on the back.

She was mesmerizing, the way she’s swaying her hips, the way she dances like no one is watching, the way she’s looking a Gigi. That surely snapped Gigi out of her daydream, the gorgeous blonde girl looking at her from the dance floor with a sly smirk on her face.

“How long was I staring?” Gigi whispered to herself, tearing her eyes away from the woman. She couldn’t very well help herself, her make up was flawless and that smirk. Gigi’s cheeks started to flush just thinking about it.

“Is this seat taken?” An accented voice asked. Gigi shook her head no without looking at the person who asked. “Merci~” She heard the person sit down beside her. “I like your hair.” The accented voice chimed in again. “Oh, thank yo—“ Gigi looked over mid-sentence to see the blonde woman sitting next to her, her legs crossed leaning against the bar table on her elbow, the same smirk on her face. Her dainty hand reached up to twirl a lock of Gigi’s auburn hair between her fingers. Gigi was speechless, she hasn’t had someone flirt with her like this before. “What your name ma belle?” Gigi felt as if her voice had suddenly disappeared. “G- Gigi, and you are?” The blonde grinned and replied “Nicolette, but you can call me Nicky, ma chérie.”

Nicky stared at the flustered girl in front of her. She saw the way Gigi was staring at her from across the dance floor; though she couldn’t ignore the fact that she couldn’t help but stare either. The conversation went on for what Gigi thought was forever, they went through introductions, she found out Nicky was from Paris but moved here a couple of years ago. Eventually later on in the evening after a couple of drinks courtesy of Nicky, she was able to drag Gigi onto the dance floor.

With the bass booming and sweaty bodies dancing around them, Gigi still felt like it was only her and Nicky in the world. Nicky pulled them both into the middle of the floor, getting behind Gigi, placing her hands on her waist. Nicky leaned into Gigi, dancing as close as she could. Gigi let out a faint squeak when she felt a gentle kiss on the nape of her neck. “Very sensitive hmm?~” was whispered in Gigi’s ear. This continued for a while the teasing, gentle kisses and nips.

When things got a little too hot they left the floor to go back to their original seats. “So why are you here alone Gigi?” Nicky asked curiously. “I needed some time alone, but I’m glad I met you, Nicky.” Gigi smiled softly. “We all need alone time every now and then.” Gigi nodded in agreement. Gigi didn’t want this moment to end, in a bar with the most beautiful girl she’s ever met, having a moment that may never happen again. In the spur of the moment, Gigi leaned in and kissed Nicky. Sparks flew for both of them, Gigi especially. She wrapped her arms around Nicky’s neck to pull the blonde closer. Gigi eventually had to pull away, blushing and breathless, Nicky casually smirking and biting her lip.

Gigi never experienced that kind of passion before, not even with her girlfriend. She gasped and covered her mouth, realizing she is at a club, kissing a beautiful french girl while she has a girlfriend at home. Nicky raised an eyebrow at the auburn-haired girl. “Are you ok?” Gigi explained everything to Nicky, about storming out of her apartment, having a fight with her girlfriend. She even told Nicky about how she felt about the kiss and how she has never experienced something like that in her life. Nicky’s face was blank, deep in thought. “Are you happy with her? Can you consider her a lover?” Gigi thought about the many months of fighting that ended with someone always sleeping on the couch. She shook her head no replying to Nicky. “Call your girlfriend. It’s time you had the talk. Give your reasons, I’m sure she’ll understand.” Gigi gulped, she never expected to get love advice from someone she just met, but it felt like shes known Nicky for years and could trust her.

Gigi walked outside of the bar to make the dreaded phone call. Nicky by her side. A shaking hand pulls out her cell phone and called her girlfriend, soon to be ex. Gigi was on the phone for a while, things were going smoothly, both parties felt the same. She told them about Nicky but didn’t tell them about how they gave her something that Gigi never knew she missed, until now. Gigi hung up the call with a gentle sigh. Nicky placed a hand on her shoulder. “How did it go?” Gigi smiled a real smile, things were going to be worked out with her ex when she went back to her apartment later that day. “She felt the same, she knew things weren’t working out. She was planning to tell me when I got home.” Nicky could see the relief in Gigi’s eyes. Gigi stood there awkwardly. “Sorry, I probably ruined your night.” Nicky shook her head in disagreement. “Ma Belle, you only made it better.” Nicky smiled she reached over and grabbed Gigi’s phone, putting her number in it. “Call me sometime.” Nicky winked. “If I don’t leave soon I’ll definitely be late for work tomorrow morning.” Nicky was about to turn away when she was grabbed gently. She felt a pair of lips on her own again. Gigi could feel her smirk while she wrapped her arms around Nicky. They pulled away eventually breathless once again. “I will surely be seeing you later then, I’ll talk to you later Gi.” The french girl started walking away, blowing a kiss to her before walking up the street.

Gigi sighed happily. Pressing a hand to her beating heart. Gigi started her trek home to finally sort the rest out with her ex. Walking up to the door of her apartment and into her room, she checked her phone, she was too flustered at the bar to check what Nicky put in her phone.

*New Contact* Nicky Doll

Gigi sent a message so she would have Gigi’s number as well. Not a second later a ding rang out.

*New Message* Nicky Doll Meet me back at the bar tomorrow, we need to finish what we started chérie~

Gigi blushed and replied confirming the date. She couldn’t wait to see the beautiful french girl again, now she can enjoy her time with her without feeling guilty.

*New Message* Gigi Goode I can’t wait ~

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“don’t get your hopes up too high”: An Exhaustively Curated 2018 Playlist

So, since time immemorial I have been putting together year-end playlists and for a long time they were pretty sloppy affairs overall.  Last year, I decided to make up some kind of formula for putting these playlists together.  Basically what it comes down to is, from every new album I listen to, released in the given year, I pick one song.  No repeating artists because that gets to be too much (although featured acts aren’t subject to this rule).  When deciding what releases are going to get my attention, aside from my own personal tastes (skews toward alt. rock and punk a lot of the time) and releases from longtime favorites (this year we saw releases from Metric, and Animal Collective, as well as a long-awaited A Perfect Circle album, and even a Spotify single from the Yeah Yeah Yeahs), I try to get give more of my time to queer artists (and this year there were TONS of queer acts releasing great music--Adult Mom, Laura Jane Grace & the Devouring Mothers, Janelle Monae, Snail Mail, SOPHIE, etc. etc. etc. hallelujah).  I also try to make an effort broaden my musical worldview by making time for artists that operate within genres I don’t always naturally gravitate towards.  This was a great year to get back into hip-hop (Rico Nasty, Cardi B, Tierra Whack, Black Panther OST) after not really vibing with some of the directions it has taken in the past ten or so years.  I have also tried to include a track by every band I saw in 2018, providing they actually released something in 2018 and it is available on Spotify (strong apologies to Partner, Bully, Shellshagg, Kimya Dawson, Rozwell Kid, Los Campesinos, the incomparable Liz Phair, and the legendary Fleetwood Mac--y’all didn’t release anything this year).  I give myself until the end of January of the following year to finalize my expansive, year-end playlist, and here we are.  This years playlist is over 15 hours long--almost long enough to put on while you’re doing all that laundry you've been putting off.  I hope you enjoy.

Full list of songs:

The 1975 - “Love it if We Made it”, from A Brief Inquiry Into Online Relationships

Ab-Soul - “Bloody Waters” [ft. Anderson .Paak], from _Black Panther _OST Adult Mom - “Drive Me Home”, from Soft Spots Amanda Palmer - “Mr. Weinstein Will See You Now” [ft. Jasmine Power], from “Mr. Weinstein Will See You Now” single Amen Dunes - “Miki Dora”, from Freedom American Pleasure Club - “New Years Eve”, from A Whole Fucking Lifetime of This Animal Collective - “Jake & Me”, from Tangerine Reef Anna Burch - “Quit the Curse”, from Quit the Curse Anna Calvi - “Don’t Beat the Girl Out of My Boy”, from Hunter Antarctigo Vespucci - “Not Yours”, from Love in the Time of E-Mail Arctic Monkeys - “Four Out of Five”, from Tranquility Base Hotel & Casino Ariana Grande - “No Tears Left to Cry”, from Sweetener Ava Luna - “Centerline”, from Moon 2

The Bascinets - “Jangle Bee”, from 378 Vol. 1 EP Bat Fangs - “Bad Astrology”, from Bad Astrology Beach House - “Last Ride”, from 7 Bear Hands - “Back Seat Driver”, from “Back Seat Driver” single Bettye LaVette - “What Was it You Wanted” [ft. Trombone Shorty], [Bob Dylan cover], from Things Have Changed Big Freedia - “Karaoke” [ft. Lizzo], from 3rd Ward Bounce Billie Eilish - “When the Party’s Over”, from “When the Party’s Over” single Black Belt Eagle Scout - “Soft Stud”, from Mother of My Children Bleachers - “Alfie’s Song (Not So Typical Love Song)”, from Love, Simon OST Blood Orange - “Charcoal Baby”, from Negro Swan Bob Dylan - “He’s Funny That Way” [Gene Austin cover], from Universal Love: Wedding Songs Reimagined Booji Boys - “Locked (Barely Open)”, from Unknown Pleathers EP Boygenius - “Bite the Hand”, from Boygenius EP Brandi Carlile - “Every Time I Hear That Song”, from By the Way, I Forgive You The Breeders - “Walking With a Killer”, from All Nerve  Bristletongue - “Thistle Among Roses”, from Femme Florale EP Brockhampton - “Thug Life”, from Iridescence

Camp Cope - “The Opener”, from How to Socialise & Make Friends Cardi B - “Ring” [ft. Kehlani], from Invasion of Privacy Caroline Rose - “Bikini”, from Loner Caroline Says - “Cool Jerk”, from No Fool Like an Old Fool The Carters - “Apeshit”, from Everything is Love Cat Power - “Wanderer”, from Wanderer Celine Dion - “Ashes”, from Deadpool 2 OST Chai - “Fried”, from Pink Chance the Rapper - “My Own Thing” [ft. Big Purp], from “My Own Thing” single Childish Gambino - “This is America”, from “This is America” single Christine & the Queens - “Girlfriend” [ft. Dâm-Funk], from Chris Chvrches - “Get Out”, from Love is Dead Closer - “This Year”, from All This Will Be Cloud Nothings - “So Right, So Clean”, from Last Building Burning Company of Thieves - “Window”, from Better Together EP Comrade Question - “Never Change”, from Four Seasons Con Connections - “Low, Low, Low”, from Foreign Affairs Control Top - “Type A”, from “Type A” single Courtney Barnett - “Charity”, from Tell Me How You Really Feel Cupcakke - “Total”, from Ephorize

Damn the Witch Siren - “I Don’t Want to Say I’m Sorry”, from Red Magic Daphne & Celeste - “You & I Alone”, from Daphne & Celeste Save the World Dashboard Confessional - “We Fight”, from Crooked Shadows David Byrne - “Everybody’s Coming to My House”, from American Utopia Death Cab For Cutie - “Gold Rush”, from Thank You For Today The Decemberists - “I’ll Be Your Girl”, from I’ll Be Your Girl” A Delicate Motor - “Do For Self”, from Fellover My Own didi - “Haru”, from Like Memory Foam Dilly Dally - “Bad Biology”, from Heaven Dirty Projectors - “I Found it in U”, from Lamp Lit Prose Django Django - “Beam Me Up, from Marble Skies Downtown Boys - “Fotos y Recuerdos” [Selena cover], from “Fotos y Recuerdos” single Drake - “In My Feelings”, from Scorpion Dream Wife - “Spend the Night”, from Dream Wife DRAM - “WWYD?”, from That’s a Girl’s Name EP Drinks - “Pink Or Die”, from Hippo Lite

El Perro Del Mar - “We Are History”, from We Are History EP EMA - “Dark Shadows”, from Outtakes From Exile EP Empath - “The Eye”, from Liberating Guilt & Fear EP Empress Of - “Love For Me”, from Us Ezra Furman - "Suck the Blood From My Wound", from Transangelic Exodus

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[somestorywriter]

Sweaters and Chocolate

Event: @fruk-net Secret Santa gift exchange Recipient: @a-writing-bear (I hope you like it! ^-^) Prompts: Mistletoe, Hot chocolate, Long time pining, Confession Words: 2,573

Arthur was getting kind of bored. He liked Christmas parties, and Alfred wasn’t a completely terrible host, either, but after four hours of mindless chatting, he couldn’t wait to get away. One more drink, then. Something non-alcoholic, sadly, because he still had to drive home. He headed for the table with bottles of soda and thought about which one to pick.

“May I recommend the hot chocolate?”

Arthur turned around. “Frog.”

“Hello, Arthur. You’ve done an excellent job at avoiding me all evening.” Francis’ mouth smiled, but his eyes didn’t. They almost held a kind of… sadness.

“I’ve become an expert at avoiding annoying gits, thanks to you.” Yes, annoying, with that stupid Christmas sweater Francis was wearing. It was an ugly thing—an obnoxious shade of red with a hideous reindeer on it. It should have made Francis look ridiculous, but Arthur found himself unable to look away. It was always like that: the frog always did something which caught Arthur’s attention. It had to be some sort of dark magic.

“Perhaps your skills have gotten rusty, mon cher. Because here I am, with you”—Francis took a step closer—“under the mistletoe.”

“Under the… what?”

He pointed up. Sure enough, there were branches above them, taunting Arthur. “Forget it, frog.”

“Shame. It would’ve made a wonderful Christmas present.”

“Well, only nice people get presents, so keep dreaming.” He turned around to the drinks again. He spotted orange juice and reached for it, but stopped and looked over his shoulder when he realized there wasn’t any savvy comment coming. 

Francis was still looking at him, eyes positively sad now.

“Frog?”

Francis picked at the decorations on the table. He pulled out a long cord with a Christmas bell on each end. 

“What are you doing?”

He wrapped the cord around Arthur’s neck and tied it into a neat ribbon. “You can’t attend a Christmas party in such plain clothes.”

Arthur felt his face turn red, which he himself couldn’t understand. Francis’ face was close to his, and somehow, it made Arthur want to look up, into those beauti… into those eyes. He looked down instead.

Francis finished his decorating. “There you go.”

“I’m not a Christmas tree, you know.”

“Shame. I’d take you home with me.”

“What’s that supposed to mean?”

Again that sad smile.

“What the matter with you today, frog? You’re acting strangely.” Arthur took a step back. He couldn’t read the other person very well right now.

Francis looked around him. “It’s quite beautiful, isn’t it? This time of year. Even if it’s so dark…”

Arthur eyed the mistletoe. “Don’t you dare guilt me into kissing you.”

“I would never.” He jingled the little bells now hanging around Arthur’s neck. “After all, love isn’t something that you can force on people.” His hand rested on the other’s plain knitted sweater for just a moment too long. “You can only ask them kindly.”

“And I say no.” It came out way sharper than intended.

“So be it. You wanted a drink?”

“Just some orange juice.”

“Non, I must object.” He grabbed Arthur by his shoulders and dragged him along to another table.

“What are you doing?”

“Mon cher, you can’t leave this place tonight without having tasted the hot chocolate.”

Arthur couldn’t identify anything on the table as hot chocolate. Francis grabbed a cup and poured liquid into it from a pot on a warming plate. He held the cup up and theatrically dropped a cube of chocolate in it.

“Stir well and enjoy.”

Arthur took the cup from him with mild suspicion. “You’re being awfully non-annoying tonight. One would almost call you… pleasant.”

“Maybe because I have someone to be pleasant to.”

“Don’t pull my leg, frog. We both know I’m not the only one you’ve flattered with hot drinks tonight.”

Francis raised his eyebrows. “If that’s what you want to believe.”

Arthur took a tentative sip. “Mm.”

“I told you it’s good.”

“Why don’t you have a cup?” He stirred the chocolate around. “This makes it look like you’re trying to poison me.”

“You’ll never trust me, will you?” He held out his hands. “I’ll drink some as well if it eases your worrisome mind.”

Arthur hesitated. He’d only meant it as a joke. But somehow the thought of sharing his drink made his stomach tingle, in a nice way. He handed the cup over and got a sweet smile in return. How did that frog do that? How did he make all his smiles so enticing? Yes, it had to be dark magic. Nothing else could explain their bewitching power.

Francis took a sip and nodded. “This one tastes even better than the one I had.”

“Good,” Arthur said, for lack of an actual response.

“I’ll leave you to enjoy it. Have a nice evening.” He jingled the bells one last time and walked away.

Arthur watched him and that stupid Christmas sweater. How did such an ugly thing fit him so elegantly?

“Yo, how are you holding up?” Alfred pat him on his back so hard, that Arthur nearly dropped his cup. “You seemed to be having a nice chat with Francis.”

“Just look at it,” Arthur hissed. “Look at that sweater.”

“Yeah, I know. He came earlier to help set things up and got coffee all over his shirt. This was the only thing I had in his size. Shame, because he was wearing something really nice. Oh, well…”

“What do you mean, ‘oh, well’?” Arthur clutched his cup tighter. “Look at it! It’s not supposed to look good! How can he still have that annoying charm when wearing such a thing?”

Alfred watched Francis disappear around a corner. “Dude.”

“What?”

“You’re the first person to say such a thing. Everyone else has been laughing at him.”

Blood rushed to Arthur’s face. “I’m just saying what everyone thinks.”

“Sure.” Alfred draped an arm around his shoulder, again with a bit too much force. “Say, could you drive Francis home tonight? He came here with Gilbert, but I’m not letting that guy drive after all those beers.”

Arthur stirred the chocolate around. “Can’t that frog look after himself?”

“He’d do the same for you.”

A moment of silence. “Fine.”

“Awesome!” Alfred gave another hard pat on the shoulder, making Arthur clench his teeth. “I’ll let him know.” He walked away and Arthur was once again alone.

“It’s that sweater’s fault,” he muttered to himself as he finished his drink. That shirt was so ugly, that it somehow made Francis look nicer. That had to be it.

Arthur managed to get another cup of hot chocolate, wandered around a bit, talked with some more nations and then decided that it was time to go home. “Oi, frog.”

Francis took a break from talking to Gilbert—who, Arthur thought, didn’t look that drunk at all. But perhaps he knew how to hide it well. “Arthur. Alfred told me you were willing to offer me a ride?”

“Somehow, yes.”

Francis walked up to him and reached out a hand. Arthur leaned away, but couldn’t escape the thumb wiping over the corner of his mouth. “You have chocolate here.”

Arthur blinked, mind unfocused. “You could have just told me.”

“This is easier.” Francis smiled and Arthur knew he should look away, he really should. “Shall we go?”

Arthur swallowed and nodded. “Yes. It’s not that short of a ride, after all.”

The car ride was agony.

Arthur mentally squirmed in the heavy silence. Part of him wanted Francis to speak already. Part of him was afraid of what would happen if he did. How that smile would haunt him into the night again. Stupid French smile.

“You seem distracted,” Francis said, staring out of the window. “Please don’t get us killed.”

“Shut up,” Arthur snapped, regretting it immediately. He clutched the steering wheel. “Stop doing that.”

“What?” Francis looked at him.

“This. Playing with my mind.”

“I’m not sure I can follow.”

Arthur let out an exasperated sigh. “Stop frustrating me so. Stop making me so uncomfortable with that stupid smile of yours. Or, worse, those sad puppy eyes.”

Francis sat up at once. “I’m not… I don’t know what—”

“Oh, save it.”

Francis looked back out of the window. “You weren’t supposed to see. I thought I had fooled everyone.”

Arthur stopped the car in front of Francis’ house. Neither of them moved. “Alright, frog. Talk to me.”

Francis looked at him and Arthur felt his stomach tighten—for no reason, of course.

“I’ve been dreaming,” Francis said. “About you.”

Arthur kept his gaze focused ahead of him. “What as? A demon? An evil sorcerer? World’s most terrible cook?”

“A lover.” Francis showed a half-grin. “I dreamed of you as a lover. Amazing, non?”

Arthur didn’t know what to say. He turned off the engine, not wanting to leave it on unnecessarily.

“I dreamed that I woke up next to you,” Francis said. “That’s how it started. I leaned in to kiss you, and then I woke up.”

“Sounds like a nightmare.”

“That’s the thing.” He rested his head in his palm. “It was so nice, such a shame to wake up…”

Arthur still had his hands on the steering wheel. “Why are you telling me this?”

“Because you asked.”

“I asked you why you’re sad. Are you telling me it’s all because of a dream?”

“Not just one.” Francis leaned a bit closer. “I keep having those dreams. And it doesn’t stop there, either. When I’m reading in a chair, I imagine you hugging me from behind.” He snorted. “You have taken over my thoughts.”

Arthur wiped an invisible stain from his dashboard. “I don’t see how I could form such a great distraction to you.”

Francis rested his hand on Arthur’s arm. “This morning, I dreamed that you told me you loved me. When I woke up, I tried to get right back to sleep again. But I couldn’t return to that moment. Tonight, at the party, you avoided me, and that made it hurt even more.”

“Were you hoping I’d say something kind? That I’d bring your fantasy to life?”

“Yes. Yes, I was foolish enough to hope.” He cupped Arthur’s face. “Can you help me, mon cher? Can you tell me you’ll never love me, and silence my mind for once and for all?”

Arthur looked into his eyes and entirely different words came to his mind, words which had nothing to do with what he was supposed to say. He almost leaned forward, almost wrapped his arms around Francis. “What did you put in that hot chocolate?”

Francis frowned. “What do you mean?”

“You drugged me, didn’t you? Some sort of… love drug or something. You’ve messed up my mind.”

“Mon cher, are you alright? Do you need to come inside for a moment?”

“Yes. No, I mean no!” Arthur flushed bright red. “Stop… stop doing this! You…” He looked around him, searching for words. “I can’t tell you that I’ll never love you because you won’t let me. Even if I want to, you just have to look at me, and… and I can’t think straight anymore! So if you want me to hate you, stop being so bloody gorgeous!”

Oops. He wasn’t supposed to say that.

Francis gaped at him. “Arthur?”

“Come on, laugh at me.”

Francis smiled and oh, it made Arthur melt faster than the chocolate had done. “I have mistletoe hanging above the front door. If anyone asks, you can say you were obeying tradition like the gentleman you are.”

Arthur swallowed thickly. Would that silence his mind? Was giving in the way to go?

“Come on, Arthur. What’s holding you back?”

A strand of hair had fallen onto Francis’ face and Arthur felt like wiping it away. “What if anyone finds out?”

Francis got out of the car and walked around it. He opened Arthur’s door and leaned down. “Forget about diplomatic relations, or reputations, or any of that silly stuff.” He held out his hand. “Choose what feels right to you.”

Arthur looked at the hand, knowing that he couldn’t stop himself from taking it, no matter what was at stake. “No one has to know.”

Francis nodded and Arthur took the hand, stepping out of the car. He closed the door and let Francis lead him across the street to his house. Sure enough, there was mistletoe right in front of the door. “Why doesn’t this surprise me?”

Francis chuckled and leaned against the door. “I knew it would come in handy.”

Arthur stepped closer. Was he actually doing this? “You’re my enemy.”

“Am I?”

Those eyes, those warm, beautiful eyes. They lured Arthur in until there was barely any space between them anymore. This was the right thing to do, wasn’t it? At least, it felt that way.

“Shall I go first?” Francis asked.

Arthur shook his head. He leaned forward, and then his lips were on Francis’, and the whole world fell into place. His shoulders relaxed and he sighed into the kiss. His hands slid onto Francis’ back, pulling him closer, and he melted into the hands cupping his face.

Francis let out a shuddering sigh. “I love you.” He caressed Arthur’s cheek. “I may be the country of love, but I have never said these words with such conviction. For the longest time, I have loved you.”

Arthur couldn’t find words to say anymore. He just stood there, face bright red and body shaking. The only thing he could still do was pull Francis against him and bury his face in the other’s shoulder.

“Do you want to come inside?” Francis asked. “There’s no mistletoe there, but…”

“I’m fine as long as I get to burn that sweater.”

Francis laughed and Arthur’s heart skipped a beat at the sound. “This is some dark magic you’re using, frog.” He leaned back a little so he could look into those bewitching eyes. “It’s dangerous to be this charming, you know. People have been burned at the stake for it.”

“It’s worth the risk.”

Arthur rolled his eyes and leaned in for another kiss. “Next time, confess to me right away instead of sulking all over the place.”

“Got it.” He jingled the bells around Arthur’s neck again. “Let’s go inside.”

“Do we have to?”

“That hot chocolate you enjoyed so much? I’m the one who brought it along. Which means”—he brought his lips to the other’s ear—“I have more inside.”

“Open the door.”

“Always the gentleman.” Francis unlocked the door. “After you, mon cher.”

In a moment of impulsivity, Arthur pressed a kiss to the other’s cheek. “I think I may love you too,” he whispered.

“Let’s see if I can make you fall for me completely.”

“By all means, try.”

And that’s when Arthur tripped over the threshold.

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Röłl👶🏻up🤭tö thē😤pærtÿ🎉wïth🏮my😼𝕔𝕣𝔸ℤ𝕐🤪pink����w𝒾g🐷cañt🙈get thru the😿dœr🚪cus😾my ßøø𝔱ÿ𝔰😳töø big😳 One percent is h̶u̸m̶a̸n̵👤, ninety-nine is ✨𝓅𝓁𝒶𝓈𝓉𝒾𝒸✨ Just a sec, 🅸 😀 gotta fix🔧 my 𝖑𝖎𝖕𝖘?

I😔shane😳yæw😌go🏃on💅record🐈saying😠I🍞am👀not😡a😤fucking💢phëaðœophìslê👧👦

I👤climbed🧗‍♂️ out 😔 of 🎇 my ✋ head 💀 and 💞 watched 👀 myself 👩 implode 💣 a 🌼 thought 🧟‍♀️ without 🤦‍♂️ a 💃body 🙃 ought 👯 to🤫 be 🙏 a 🔫 shot 😞to 🦄 take 🌺 a 💃 load 🥑 off 🎱 my 🏵 brain 🧠 is 👑 poisoned 🤪 and 👖 I'm 😵searching 🧐 for💡 the 🕯 antidote 💅 but 🤡 every 🎤 time ⌚ I 🗑 find 💰it 💐my 🐌 defense 🌎 is 🌹screaming🎧 oh no 🎼 you ❌ dont 🙅 Woah... 🌟

🎺 It seems ⏰ today 📆 🎺 that all you 🙎 see 👀 👁 👁 🎺 is violence 🎆 🔫 in movies 🎥 and 😏 sex 😍 🍆 💦 😩 on tv 📺 🎺 But 🚬 where 📡 🌎 are those 🕺 good 😊 😄 old 👴 fashioned 👕 👚 👗 values 💸 💵 💴 💶 💎 💰 on which we 👨‍👨‍👧 used to rely? 👯 👯

welcome 🤑 to the ✊ bread 🍞 bank 🏦 we sell 💶 bread 🥖 we 👥 sell 💵 loafs 🥖 we 🌞 got bread 🍞 on deck 👁 bread 🥖 on 👣 the floor 👽 TOASTED 𝙍𝙊𝘼𝙎𝙏𝙀𝘿🔥bro 😡 stfu 🤬 i 🗣 just need ☑️ a baguette 🥖 and 💪 brioche 🍞 we 👩‍🍳 dont ❌ have either ✌️ of 👁 those 😾 you 🧒 can 💡 get the 🕯 gluten 💴 free white 👨🏻‍ bread 🍞 or 🗣 the potato 🥔 bread 🥖 what ⁉️ the fuck 👺 is 😡 gluten 💢 take ✋ that 𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙩 👅 out 🙅

𝕎𝕒𝕜𝕖𝕪🕰𝕨𝕒𝕜𝕖𝕪😼𝕨𝕒𝕜𝕖𝕪😡𝕨𝕒𝕜𝕖𝕪😾it’s😳time⏰for✨ⓢⓒⓞⓞ🏃come👉on😩𝔀𝓪𝓴𝓮 😢��𝓹😤it’s✂️time⏰ for🗣ⓢⓒⓞⓞ🏫common😰man👦are❓you 🤡ready💅for 👁ˢᶜᵒᵒ?🤠

Mukuro 😤 Ikusaba 👻 the✋ sixteenth 1⃣6⃣ student🎒lying 🤥🤫 hidden ❌ somewhere 🔃 in 🙊 this 😲 school 📝 the ✋ one 💯 they ✨ call 📞 the 🍋ultimate😶 despair 😭😰 watch 👀 out ⭕ for🗿her 👩

Drag💓drag🧚‍♂️de💕body👤bag 💼 dump🐵it🌱in🌺de⚡️river⚓️but🤫you👍keep💔the🗿liver🚧

I😿can💅hear👂Daniel 👨🏻walking🚶down⬇️the 😾street🛣tap👣tap👣tap👣tap👣listen👂to✌️his👨🏻feet 💅

✨daddy🤠daddyy👺hurryyy😵i👁saw 📽something😢scerryyy👻daddy👨i 👁think🧠there’s🧜a🔆spider🕷on🌈my🥖floor😢

Where😏oh👀where🐸is🤩our😉little👺Nina✨where😔has👁our👩🏻‍Nina ❤️gone❔Böœ👻🙈🙈

ɟɐol🍞ɟɐol🍞ɟɐol🍞ɟɐol🍞ɟɐol🍞 ɟɐol🍞ɟɐol🍞ɟɐol🍞ɟɐol🍞ɟɐol🍞 ɟɐol🍞ɟɐol🍞ɟɐol🍞ɟɐol🍞ɟɐol🍞 ɟɐol🍞ɟɐol🍞ɟɐol🍞ɟɐol🍞ɟɐol🍞

shake😳the🛑blanket🛏shake⚠️the🦖blanket💤turn🔄the☁blanket😴oooover👉👇👈👆

if i 👁 die😩☠️don’t🙅‍♀️❌cry😢😭just🙁look👀up⬆️to↗️the sky🌅and say💬GÓØD👍BŸĘ👋FÃŁĮŚHĀ😎

attention‼️attention💅🏼one1️⃣two2️⃣three3️⃣are🗿you✨ready☂️ŸÏPPËÊ😀äfjekos👁is⛅️the🔒name✏️of🌈my☝️School⛪️

spinch 🌿 spinch 🌿 spinch 🌿 spinch 🌿spinch 🌿 spinch 🌿 spinch 🌿 spinch 🌿spinch 🌿 spinch 🌿 spinch 🌿 spinch 🌿spinch 🌿 spinch 🌿 spinch 🌿

If🤔 i👱‍♂️Saw👀 that😟 damn😡 thing😫 in☝️ My😀 living 🛋 room🏚 I’d 👱‍♂️ Stomp 👣 on⬇️ It😩 until⏰ it😅 was😉 a🅰️ Small🦐 brown💅 stain🤣🤣🤣

are😻you👉👤are😡you👉👤coming🏃to🧚the🤙tré🌲they😳strung🍑up⬆️A🔮man👨they✨say🗣who👄murdered🔪three👨‍👩‍👦

How it chews to gum five feels✨ Gum Gum😍😍 Sense your stimulate😳😩

✨kôœræpįkå✨

💕😜bungee🍬gum🤩🤪has✨the💯📏properties🏫🍭of😻both✌rubber⭐and💧gum🍬

𝔁𝓾𝓮✨𝓱𝓾𝓪🧚‍♀️𝓹𝓲𝓪𝓸😻𝓹𝓲𝓪𝓸🗿𝓫𝓮𝓲👺𝓯𝓮𝓷𝓰🤩𝔁𝓲𝓪𝓸😼𝔁𝓲𝓪𝓸👣

have🤔you😒ever😔been😡snaked🐍by🙃a🤨 friend👧then😪just😾for 🤦the🗣️clout👀they'll😈do😣it😕again🙄

i😱cUt😳mY🤡fInGeR💗oN🙄mY😞mOmS😅rInG👿i 💅hOpE💔i✌🏼cAn😘sTilL😇dAnCe😣

it’s😌jesus✝️say🗣hello👋jesus✝️B̷̻̄Ö̸̤͙͚̰̈́A̷̹͊̓Ḩ̸̥̼̥̅̈H̶̗̯͇ yeah😏, city🏬! Sity won🏅, shity too🌚, city treee🌲, city for🐚, city fye🔥, I never stanky bye🙋🏿‍♀️! Yeah🚼 heyyyyy! 😫

Farting 💨 is🚶 so💇‍♂️ funny🤣releasing 😝 flatulence 😤 is🌙 definitely 🤪 humourous 🙉 it ⛲ releases🧐 endorphins💅in🤤 my😃 brain🧠this🚱 making🤭me✌️laugh🤣

THIS 😌 SCHOOL 🙉 IS 👀 MINE 😡 I 🗿 AM ✨ THE 😍 KING 👑 KOKICHI 🐭 OUMA↪️

I😏will👨🏽‍✈️sacrifice✈️my⚔️own🥄life⚰️for😈Pakistan🇵🇰🍇🔫

chicken 🐓 wing chicken 🐓🐣 wing hotdog and baloney chicken 🐓 and 😈 macaroni chillin ❄❄ with 💘 my 😋😎 homies 🏾

🙅‍♀️ Frick meat lovers 🙅‍♀️😡🚫 All my homies 👯‍♂️ eat the grass 😩 from the central plains 😝😏🌿🌱

I 👈 put 😏 my 🌠😤 😫🧀 right 🏿🙀 👌 foot 👞👣 in 🚪😋 and 😲 🚨🤷 take my right ✔ ✅ foot 👞 out 🅱🤔 🏎 then 😝👱 😥 put 🔥🏻 my 👧 👖🗼 left 🍒 🍒👈 foot in and 🏿✊ shake 🤝🤝 🤝 it 💯😩 all 🥜💯 💯 about. 💦💦

Imagine 💭💡 your 👏 card 💳 declines ⛔👎 at 😂 the 👏💦 tattoo 💉👨‍🎨 shop 🏬 and ➕🍽 they bust 💣🕐 out 💯 the 👏 sand ⛱ paper.. 😳🤦

Rawr🐲🐊 x3😋 nuzzles how are you😉🙂 pounces on you😛 you’re😃 so😄 warm🤒😈 o3o😏 notices😯 you have a bulge🍆 o:😯😮 someone’s happy😃 ;)😉😜 nuzzles your necky wecky😈😗~ murr~ hehehe😊 rubbies👋🤚 your bulgy🍆 wolgy you’re😌 so big😯😮 :oooo rubbies👋🤚 more on your bulgy🍆 wolgy it🚫 doesn’t stop🛑 growing ·///· 😐kisses😚😘 yo

I 👤didn't 🐈 fuck 🤬 my 👽 cat. I 🌸 didn't 👁 cum 💦 on 😳 my 💋cat. 😻 I 🧒 didn't 💋 put 👸 my 🌈 dick 🍆 anywhere 🧚‍♀️ near 🍺 my cat. 😽 I've ❌ never 😡 done 👉👌 anything 🏀 weird 🧘‍♂️ to 🎨 my 🏅cat. 😸

🌽come🌽today🌽and🌽get🌽some🌽Ć̷̭͚̟̱́ö̷̺̻̙͔́̄͑̚͜r̵̊̏̎��̢̢̲̖͍n̵̡̧̹̥͖͘🌽or🌽we🌽will🌽sacrifice🌽your🌽n̴̡̪̈́̆͝͝ę̵̠̝̣̒́w̷̧͔̓͝ḅ̴̳̍̀͑o̷̯͈͔̽ŕ̷̡͇̦̯́n̷̝̦

my✨vâğîñå💕is🦋named🗿řōńàłð💋and🐬theres😹nothing😼you👋🏽can👁️do👂about🧚‍♀️it

bəąňß✨bəąňß🌞bəąňß⭕️bəąňß👣bəąňß😳bəąňß💕bəąňß❌bəąňß⛽️bəąňß☁bəąňß🥌bəąňß🖲

Ever 😆see 😱 me 👊 fighting 👍🏾in 💖a 🍯Forest🌲with✌🏾a 😠 grizzly🐻Bear? 👄HELP 💔THE😔BEAR💯

ӨЦΛΛΛΛ 🗿 Λ Λ Λ Λ Λ 🗿 ӨЦΛΛΛΛ 🗿 Λ Λ Λ Λ Λ 🗿 ӨЦΛΛΛΛ 🗿 Λ Λ Λ Λ Λ 🗿

oh 😮 geez 🙊 what 😟 a 🧚‍♀️steep 📉 hill 🏞 i👀 sure 🤖 hope 🙏🏼 i 🌱 dont 🚫 drop 💨 my 🤭 beans 🥫 woah 🤯 aragahha 😖 my ☠️ beannns 😫

I 😌 was 🤡 a 🤨 girl 👩 in✨a 🏠 village😑doin🤓alright 😳 then 😵 i 👹 became 👀 a 🧚‍♀️ princess 👑 overnight 😴

the 👄 name 🙈 game 👩 JUDY👾 judy🌶 judy💞bo 🎶 budy 🎵 boanna 💅 fanna💋fo🎂fudy🌈fe🌂

👽⟟⏁⋉⟒👽⟒⋔⍜⊑👽⍀⏃⏁⏃⌿⏃⍀⏃⟒👽⎅⍜⍀⟟⋔⟒👽⏃⋔⎍⋔⎍👽⏃⋔⟒⋏⍜👽⍀⏃⏁⟒⎅⏃⟒👽⌰⏃⏁⟒⟒⎅⏃⟒👽⋔⍜⟒👽⎅⍜⍀⟟⋔⟒👽⏃⋔⟒⋏⍜👽⍜⌰⋔⟒⋏⏃👽⎅⟒⌿⏃⎅⏃⍀⟟👽⏃⋔⟒⋏⍜👽 ⎅⟟⋔⟒⎅⏃⟒👽

säçrįfïćë👹säćrîfįčé👹sáćrįfîčé👹sàčrìfîçë👹 sâćrìfïčê👹sâçrīfïçë👹sâćrìfįčê👹säçrîfįćę👹

yæw 💕 yãêw ✨ yàáw 😻 yaw 👁 yãēw 🗿 yåėw 😬 yąęw 💅 yæ 🚿

this😚is😿the👄best🤪burrito🌯i’ve🤩ever♦️eaten💞yum🔓yum🗿yum😢

I 😳 don’t 💕 see😌 how 👁 you 👽 can🤦‍♂️hate 😜 from🧚‍♀️my ✨ side👄 of 🖤 the😈 club😹 you 🗣 cant👅 even 💅 get 🕴🏽in 💞 💁‍♀️

ÿoú tákë thę mœn🌚ÿøū👁takê thė šüń🌝yōu täkè 𝖾⋁𝖾𝖗𐒦tꜧĺ𝛈𝚐✨thät sèе𝙢Ꚃ lïkè 𝗳𝑢በ😹ÝƯ ştΐṛ〰️ï𝙩 𝐚ʟʟ ƯᎮ án ｗꜧ𝚎ņ🕑ÝỨṛ𝚎 ᵭņ𝚎 ṛᥲԂԂᥲ😝ṛṛᥲԂԂa

Hi, 🤚 you're on a rock 🗿 floating in space. 🌖 pretty cool, 😎👍 huh? 😕❔ some of it's water. 🤽‍♂️ fuck it. 🚮 actually, most of it's water 💦 ⛲ i 😀 can't even 🌒 get 🉐 from here 📍 to there without buying 🛍 a boat. ⛴⚓ it's sad. 🙍 i'm sad. 🙁😭 I miss you.

its 😔 gluten 💡 free 😰 ion 🤬 care 🤖 if its 👎 free 🎁 swear 👁 on ur 👱‍♀️fucking 𝙔𝙀𝙀𝙕𝙔𝙎 ⛸⛸ if you 👤 wanna fight 🤬 we🙎 gon 👄fight 👎🏽you 🦁 tryna 😠 be 🐝 on worldstar ⭐️ what ⁉️ you ✊ gonna 📹 record 🤳 it 🙊 yea 😼 i got🚶‍♂️ my 🙇 dollar 💵 store 🏬 camera 📸 *on* ✅ 𝙒𝙃𝘼𝙏𝙎 👀 𝙏𝙃𝙀 👁𝙁𝙐𝘾𝙆𝙄𝙉 😼 𝙎𝙄𝙏𝙐𝘼𝙏𝙄𝙊𝙉𝙉𝙉 ✨✨the 😼 fuck 🤬 do 👏 you 👿 want ⁉️im ⭐️ the 🚶‍♂️ motherfuckin💎M̸̦͔̜̖̳̼͚̱͚̮͍̱̘̰̲͂̃̚A̴̧̢̮̫̼̟̳̭̩̪̟̾̋́̌̀̔͐͒̔̾͗̚͜͝͝N̴̫̭͇̹̍́̾̿͒̈́́̄̏A̵͚͓̥̿̍͊͛̎̂̀̀͠͠Ǵ̴̖̭̭̺̣̭̺̈́̅̏́̓͜ͅÈ̷́͠R̶̖͈͈͐͜❗️❗️at the 💢 bread 🍞 store ❓𝘽𝙍𝙀𝘼𝘿 tell 🤖 him 🗣 to take 👌 the 😾 motherfuckin 🤡 gluten 😷 𝙤𝙪𝙩 🙅‍♀️ 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝘽𝙍𝙀𝘼𝘿 🥖 imma 🧚 need 🤚 you 👶 to shut 🔇 that 💪 bullshit 👄 up 👆 chief 💂‍♀️ we 👬 cant 🙅 take 👌 shit out 👾 the 😷 bread 🍞 why❓ put 👿 it in 🤲 in 👁 the 👅 first 1️⃣ place🚪 i 🧑‍🎨 know 🧠 yall 💢 𝙨𝙢𝙤𝙠𝙞𝙣 🚬 that 👉 𝙥𝙖𝙘𝙠 💅

A🌑 duck walked🚤👳🏽 up↪️ to📵 a🍉 lemonade stand And💘 he📮 said🏰👸🏼 to📰 the man,👏🏻 running🐖 the👋🏿💿💕 stand "Hey! (Bum🚵🏼 bum🎓 bum)💦 Got😁 any🕗🆖 grapes?" The👦🏻✔️👲🏼 man⏫ said "No😪 we📂 just🚥 sell🐣 lemonade. But👨‍👨‍👦‍👦📀 it's cold And👧🏾🔣 it's👌 fresh And🔳🌕🚿👆🏾 it's all home-made.🙆🏽🛀 Can🍍 I get🚥📅 you Glass?" The duck said, "I'll👣 pass". Then👃🏻 he waddled👵🏻 away. (Waddle🌂 waddle) 'Til😢👒 the💂🏻😐🙅🏿 very📍 next♊️ day. (Bum bum bum👳🏾😇 bum👮🏿🌜 ba-bada-dum)🕐👮🏽

Shawty’s💖✨like🌟😌a⌛️👑✨melody💞🎀🌟 🪐That💫 I 🌏can't 🌍keep 🌵out 🌟Got 🌟me ✨singin' ⚡️like⚡️ 🔥Na na na na 🔥everyday🌪 It's🌈 like ☀️my 💫iPod ❄️stuck 🏚on 🤠replay, 🤤replay-ay-ay-ay🦁 Shawty's🤤 like 🤖a 🤑melody 😻in 😽my 🤲head🧠 That 🤚I 💢can't 💋keep 💄out👀 Got 🤙me 🙏singin' 🙏like👅 Na na na na 💄everyday💋 ⌚It's 💎like 💪my 📱iPod 👋stuck 👋on 🖖replay, 🤚Deluga 🤘Heights (replay) 🤟Hey ✊🏾over 👏and 🤝over 👐o_O ||if 👁I'm 🆓tipsy🔰 or ♻️sober💯 I 💖got ❤️lil' 💔momma💗 on 💝rewind❣️like the ❤️deck 👥in 😻my 😺Rover 👾On 💀my 🤑mind, 🗿shawty☁ fine, 😯meditate 🤒her 👩 like 🧘‍♀️ 🤒So 🤕down 🤐on 😵the 🙄line 😤make 👉me 👈want 👍🏾a 😈cold 👹soda👺 👻Hey 👽baby 🤡be 🤤my 😈radio 📻 😶Hear👂you ✨ everywhere 😏I 😉go 🙂Music 👩‍❤️‍👨in 😇my 😚head🤪 🤨Know 😋your 🤪melody 🤩in 😔every 😭note😏 Girl 😍you 😍incredible😚 🤪Make 🤩yourself 🗿available😏Na na na na🤪 😘That 🎶tune 😚so 😊exceptional☺️ 😍Smexy 😍like 💗a 😚piano 👸give 💥you ♉️my 👩🏿‍✋ hands 👀if ✊🏾you're 😈ready💀 ✨We 😜can 😀make 🙃plans😚 get🗿 body 😋stand😍 if ✊🏾you let ☄️me😩 Girl I'm a…😳

Shawty 👄 had 👉 them 💯 apple 🍎 bottom 🔽 jeans 👖 boots 👢 with *️⃣ the 🔟 fur 🐈 (with *️⃣ the 🔟 fur 🐈) got 🐲 the 🔟 whole 🙄 club 💒 looking 👀 at ☮️ her 👠 she 💃 hit 👊 the 🔟 floor 🔽 (she 💃 hit 👊 the 🔟 floor 🔽) next 👉 thing ♈️ you 👤 shawty 👄 got 👣 low 🔽 low 🔽 low 🔽 low 🔽 low 🔽 low 🔽 low 🔽low 🔽 them 🦮 baggy 👜 sweatpants 🩳 and ➕ the 👁‍🗨 Reeboks 👟 with ➕ the 🎶 straps ↩️ (with ➕ the 🎶 straps ↩️) she 💃 turned 😛around ↩️ and 👊 gave ✌️ that 👁 big 🥵booty 🍑 a 🌶 smack ✨ she 💃 hit 👊 the 🔟 floor 🔽 (she 💃 hit 👊 the 🔟 floor 🔽) next 👉 thing ♈️ you 👤 shawty 👄 got 👣 low 🔽 low 🔽 low 🔽 low 🔽 low 🔽 low 🔽 low 🔽low 🔽

Today 📅 my 12 😣🕛 year 📅 old 👴 son 👦 and I 👥 walked 🚶 into harvard 👩‍🎓 to sign 🚧 him 👴 up ☝ for college 🚌📚. The dean rudly asked ❓ what a 12 😣🕛 year 🗓 old 👴 was doing signing 🖊 up ⬆ for such a prestigious 🎖🏆 institute like 👍 harvard 👩‍🎓. My son 🙎‍♂️ took 👫 of to reveal 💡 his 🤦 Rick 👨🏻‍🔬 and Morty 😡😵 shirt 👕 and proclaimed "Well 🖕🖕🏻🖕🏿 you 👆 see 👁 sir 🤔 I 👁 watch 👁 Rick 🥒 and Morty 😡😵". A look 👀 of confusion ❓🤔 came 💦 over 😳🙊💦 the deans face 😀 and I 👁 have never 🚫 been so proud 😤. The dean quickly ⚡ made 👉 sure 💯 to appologize to my son 👦 but 👆🍑👀 it was too late 💤, the police 👮‍♂️ rushed 🏃‍♂️ in and dragged him 👨🏾 out. My son 👦 passed 📆 all 🙌 his 🤦 classes 📒 with 4.0s and graduated 🔝 top 🔝 of his 🤦 class 📒 in the first 🥇 day 📅 of college 🏘👱📚.

Number🔢 1️⃣5️⃣: 🅱️urger🍔 Ki🆖🤴 foot👣 lettuce🥗. The last🥉 thing you'd👉 want in👇 your👉 🅱️urger🍔 Ki🆖🤴 🅱️urger🍔 is someone's👤 foot👣 fu🆖us🤢🤮. 🅱️ut🍑 as🍑 it turns↩️ out, that might 🅱️e what you👉 get. A 4️���channer🍀👤 uploaded a 🅿️hoto📷📸 🅰️nonymously👤❓ to the site showcasing his🚹 feet👣 in👇 a 🅿️lastic bin🚮 of lettuce🥗🤮. With the statement🗣: "This👇 is the lettuce🥗 you👉 eat 🅰️t 🅱️urger🍔 Ki🆖🤴."😱😱 🅰️dmittedly, he🚹 had shoes👣👟 on. But🍑 that's even🤭 worse😱😷. The 🅿️ost went live at 1️⃣1️⃣:3️⃣8️⃣ PM on July🎆🎇 1️⃣6️⃣, and a mere 2️⃣0️⃣ minutes🕤 later, the 🅱️urger🍔 Ki🆖🤴 in👇 question❓ was 🅰️lerted👂 to the rogue👤 employee👤. At least, I👁 hope he's🚹 rogue. How😨 did it🤔 happen🧐🧐? Well, the 🅱️K🍔🤴 employee👤 hadn't🚫 removed❌ the Exif data🤓 from the uploaded photo📷📸, which suggested👀 the culprit👤 was somewhere in👇 Mayfield Heights, Ohio🇺🇸. This was 🅰️t 1️⃣1️⃣:4️⃣7️⃣. 3️⃣ minutes later🕘 at 1️⃣1️⃣:5️⃣0️⃣, the 🅱️urger🍔 Ki🆖🤴 branch🌳 address📭🏠 was 🅿️osted with wishes🙏 of happy😄😁 unemployment😨😰. 5️⃣ minutes later🕚, the news stati🔛 was contacted🗣📞 🅱️y 🅰️nother 4️⃣channer👤🍀. And 3️⃣ minutes🕒 later, at 1️⃣1️⃣:5️⃣8️⃣, a link was 🅿️osted: 🅱️K's🍔🤴 "Tell us 🆎out us" online🌐 forum. The foot👣 🅿️hoto📷📸, otherwise known as🍑 exhibit 🅰️, was 🅰️ttached. Cleveland🇺🇸 Scene Maga🇺🇸zine contacted🗣☎️ the 🅱️K🍔🤴 in👇 question🤔❓ the next⏩ day🌞. When questioned🤔❓🧐, the breakfast🌞🍽 shift manager🧔 said "Oh, I👁 know😱 who🤔 that is. He's🚹 getti🆖 fired💥🔫🔥." Mystery🧐 solved👍, 🅱️y 4️⃣chan🍀👥. Now we👥 can🛢 all go 🔙 to2️⃣ eati🆖🍽 our fast🏃‍♂️💨 food🍔🍟🥤 in👇 🅿️eace☮️😀😃😁👍.

im 😂 not gonna 😻 show 👈📺 you 🤙 🤖 the 🍁🌷 facts 📚 📚 and 👏👏 💰 the 👑⚕ 🏽 evidence 📰 🔨📃 beacuse im 😂 😂😂 29 fucking ♀😡 🎮 years 📅📅 old 🍆 and 💻 🌬 in 👄📥 not ⚠🤚 gonna ♂ sit down ⬇👇 and ➕👏 💰 make 💰 🖕 a video ♀📹 📹📸 with 👏👈 👩😫 screenshots exposing 👐 👐 my bullies 😎🖕 🖕😎 these 🈴 💁🚟 are 🏾 👏🏼 bullies these 🤤 are 🏿 highschool fucking 🙏 bullies and 🍀 👏📡 they 👥 👈 wanna 🙇❤ come at 😍👸 👅 me ❓ 📩✌ and 👏🍞 🅱🏼 say 😅🚃 ✋ your ⬅ 👏👏 29 years 📅 old how 👏�� your 🍆🏻 👉 acting fuck 😤👦 🍆 you 👆 your 🍆 🙄 in 👏 〽 your 😩 fucking 👉🍆 30s almost 😲 👀😲 all 💯 of 💦📆 😤 you 😤 😘👆 attacking ♂ ♂ me 🏿😭 👈 and 👏😵 😭 im 👌 👌 not ♂🚫 saying 🗣😡 a fucking 👉 work 🏢 🔨 to 🙅 💦 anybody and 👏 👏🙏 your 💯👉 going to 💦 👆💰 say 🤐 🏿 im 👀 😂🏻 panting myself 🔪 👩🐱 as the 🔝👏 🕘⚕ victim and 👏💦 im 👌😂 trying 😔 to ask 🤗😩 😥🙋 for 💰👨 attention i 😂👀 have 👏🏋 😤💰 not 🚫🙅 said 💖 😑 a 👌😂 fucking 😛💞 👈 word 🔚🔚 ✊ publicly until 💦 🅱 another 👯👣 video 🎥 📹 was ☠ 💯👏 made 💰😶 👆 about me 😩👤 the 👏 🅱👏 week 📅 ❗😱 i was 👏👏 👏 putting 💯💯 out 💰▶ 🏼🏍 my 👨 fucking EP you 👉💬 😭👧 wanna ❤ 😻🏿 ghost 👻👻 👻👻 the 🕸 internet 🌐💻 for 😎🍆 five 🕔 fucking ➡ months 🏽 and ✝ im 😂 promoting ↗ my 😩 😘 project ↗ like 😏❤ 😄 crazy and 😇👏 ➕👏 your 👏 ☝ gonna 👏🅱 🔥 put 😏 my 👨 name 📛 in your fucking 🎮😫 🖕🍑 thumbnail bringing up ❤✋ a 🅰💰 🏠 fucking 🚟 ➡ dramatic lie 💬❎ ❎😱 a hate 💯💯 campaign that 🦃 🔪 you fucking started 😁 🙄 5 👪 🛐 months ✌📆 🙄🏽 you 🏻👏 dont 😡🙅 👀 post 🏾📌 🗒🙄 but 🤤 💏🍑 im 👌🅱 posting a 💰☝ 💰 project ⬆⬅ ⬅⬆ and 👏👏 you 🤖🅱 have 💪👏 👏 to say 🗣🗣

You 👆 useless 👩🏻 piece 🗿 of shit 💩. You 👆 absolute 💯 waste 😵 of space ⭐⚫ and air 🌬. You 👆 uneducated, ignorant 👌, idiotic 😜 dumb 🤪 swine 🐽😂, you’re an absolute 💯 embarrassment 😣 to humanity 🕴 and all 🤠 life 💓 as a whole 🕳. The magnitude 🔍 of your 👉 failure 👎🏽 just now is so indescribably massive 🐘 that one ☝🏻 hundred 💯 years 📅 into the future 👨🏼 your 👉🏿 name 🏷 will be used ♦ as moniker of evil 😈 for heretics. Even 🌃 if all 💪 of humanity 🕴 put 👏 together 👮‍♂️🐕 their collective intelligence 🧐 there is no 🚫 conceivable way ↕ they could have thought 🤔 up ☝ a way ↕ to fuck 🤬 up ⬆ on the unimaginable scale ⚖ you 👉🏻 just did

How 🤷🏻 ba-a-a-ad 🤡👺👹 can 🛢 I 👉👁👄👁 be? 🐝🐝I'm 💁🏻‍♂️just🤷🏻doin'🙆🏻‍♂️what comes ☀️🌈✨𝓃𝒶𝓉𝓊𝓇𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓎✨🌈☀️How💁🏻‍♂️ba-a-a-ad🤡👺👹can🛢I 👉🤡be? 🐝🐝 I'm💁🏻‍♂️just 🤷🏻following👉➡️➡️my ➡️➡️🎀 𝒹𝑒𝓈𝓉𝒾𝓃𝓎 🎀 How🤷🏻ba-a-a-ad🤡👺👹can🛢I👉🏿be? 🐝🐝 I'm💁🏻‍♂️just🤷🏻doin'🙆🏻‍♂️what comes ☀️🌈✨ 𝓃𝒶𝓉𝓊𝓇𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓎 ✨🌈☀️ How🤷🏻ba-a-a-ad 🤡👺👹 can🛢I👉👹be? 🐝🐝How 🤷🏻💁🏻‍♂️bad🥵👺💁🏻‍♂️can🛢💁🏻‍♂️I 💁🏻‍♂️possibly🙋🏻‍♂️be?💁🏻‍♂️🐝🐝Well, 🤷🏻 there's a principal 💡⏳of nature 🙈🙉🙊(principal of nature) 🗣👥🙋🏻‍♂️🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻That almost👌every 🐶🐱🐭🐮 creature🐹🐰🐯🐸 knows💡💡Called survival🏋🏻🤸🏻‍♀️of the fittest💪🏻💪🏾 (survival of the fittest) 🗣👥🙋🏻‍♂️ 🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻And check✅it ➡️this is how it goes🚶🏻🚶🏻‍♀️The animal🙈🙉🙊that eats🍌gotta🤼 scratch🏋️and 👄bite 🦁and💪punch🤼And the🐷🐨animal🐥🦇 that doesn't, well the 🐼🦁animal🦉🐙that doesn't, winds🔁 up🆙⬆️Someone else's 💁🏻‍♂️💁🏽‍♂️💁🏿‍♂️🙋🏻🙋🏼🙋🏽🙋🏾‍♀️lu-🍔lu-🥙lu-🌮lu-🥪lunch!🍱(Munch Munch Munch Munch Munch👁👅👁) 🗣👥🙋🏻‍♂️🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻I'm just saying'...💁🏻‍♂️

𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮𝓼🌙a 🙄𝘣𝘶𝘻𝘻🐝𝘣𝘶𝘻𝘻🤣 ｂｕｚｚ✨ïṅ 😨m̸e̸a̸d̸o̸w̸🤷🏻‍♀️t⃨h⃨e⃨r⃨e⃨s⃨👾ᗩ😈ꌃꀎꁴꁴ💩 🐝乃ㄩ乙乙😂【b】【u】【z】【z】💕 b̆̈ŭ̈z̆̈z̆̈🌹the 😅 ፕዪቿ̂🌳Շɦεɼεร😣a 🤯b̶u̶z̶z̶👽 b̠u̠z̠z̠🤖 ḃu̇żż👻ᏰᏬፚፚ 💀in 👃the😷 ᶠˡᵒʷᵉʳˢ🌺ꅐꏂꋪꏂ😹so 🤟乃ㄩ丂ㄚ🗣 b̑̈ȇ̈ȋ̈n̑̈g̑̈👓᥇ꪊɀɀꪊꪗ🥽b͛e͛e͛z͛ 👁ẇєяє👄ɓմςςψ 🗿ℬUℤℤℐℕᎶ🌿with🐚♭ṳℨℨ♭ḙḙ✺🥓bͦͯuͦͯzͦͯzͦͯbͦͯeͦͯeͦͯ🌍is 🌟b˟˚u˟˚s˟˚y˟˚🎰with 🧠m͙e͙🐽Ᏺᾀᑬᑬẙ😀 as 😉a સଇกกϓ Ъ૯૯🍯 can 🙇‍♂️be🧚🏻 w̤̮e̤̮r̤̮e̤̮🦷βUSΨ😴b̾u̾z̾z̾i̾n̾g̾🤐with 🤡b⃠u⃠z⃠z⃠b⃠e⃠e⃠👺 t̺͆h̺͆e̺͆🎃ṧ✺ℵ🌞!✘a͎l͎w͎a͎y͎s͎🦄s͜͡h͜͡i͜͡n͜͡i͜͡n͜͡g͜͡👨‍🦳🄸🅃🅂🧒great😖t̶o̶😪b͟e͟👐🏻ḁͦl̥ͦi̥ͦv̥ͦe̥ͦ🔪 ሠዘቿክ💄you’re ♭ʊʐʐ😻βUZZ😮ℬʉᏃᏃ🐣乃∪乙乙🥶Ъμｚｚ😸b˟˚u˟˚z˟˚z˟˚i˟˚n˟˚g˟˚🤬ᏜᎥʈ⋆🤧ЪμｚｚЪ૯૯🤔i͓̽n͓̽🚀Ꮖℋℰ👱🏻‍♀️ʰⁱᵛᵉ🍟

I 👁 don't 🚫👎 know 💭 what 😂 I 💰💰 was 👏👏 thinking 🤔 Leaving 🚪🍃 my 👨🌭 child 👾 behind 👟☢ Now 🎅🙅 I suffer 😱😤 the 👏🔝 curse ⛓ Knowing 💭🤔 now 😭🤗 I 🤠 am blind With all 👩😩 this anger, 😡 guilt and sadness Coming 🏻🏃 to 😷 haunt me 👸 forever 🕜 I can't 🔫 wait for the cliff 💦 at 🗽 the end of 💦 the 🦉👑 river Is 😤 this revenge I am seeking Or seeking someone 👥👤 to 💦 avenge me Stuck in 〽👏 my 🏻 own 😎🏻 paradox I 👀👨 wanna ♀ set ➿ myself free Maybe I 😏 should 👑 chase and 👏 find 🔦 Before they'll 👧 try 😐 to 💦 stop ⛔ it 💯 It won't be 🍆💚 long before 🐝🔙 I'll 😩 become 🏽 a 🆒 puppet It's been 🥜 so long 🔨 Since I last have seen 👁 my ♂ son 👦 Lost to 💰 this monster 👹 To 🍅 the 🍁 man ♂ behind the slaughter Since you've been 📹 gone 😠😡 I've been 🚟👦 singing this 🏿 stupid song 🎵🎤 So I 👨 could 👌✊ ponder The 😫 sanity of 💦🔴 your mother I 👟👏 wish 😢😢 I 💯😎 lived in 👉 the 👏😈 present With the 😫👏 gift 🍆 of 🚋🤔 my 💋🤔 past mistakes But the 🌜 future 💞 keeps luring in ❤🍆 like 👏💖 a pack of snakes Your 🙄👉 sweet 🍬 little 🐭 eyes 👀👀 Your 👨👉 little 🏽 smile, ⭐😁 is 💦 all I 🏻 remember Those fuzzy memories mess with 👌 my temper Justification is killing me But killing 🔪 isn't justified What happened 🤔🤔 to 💯♀ my 💝 son, ♂👦 I'm terrified 😲😲 It 😳 lingers in 👇 my 💩💪 mind And 🌰👏 the 🏻 thought 🤔🤔 keeps on getting 💦 bigger I'm 😻 sorry my 👬 sweet 🍬 baby 👦👶 I 👀♂ wish I've 🏾😭 been there 💦✔ It's 😠🍝 been ✊😎 so 😮 long 🕑📏 Since 💦💦 I 🤔🙋 last 🕞❗ have 😑 seen 👀👁 my 😤 son 🏻👦 Lost 🍆 to 💦 this monster 👹👹 To 😉 the 👏👏 man 💂 behind ↩ the 😂🚗 slaughter Since 💦💦 you've been 🤤😎 gone 😭 I've 😠 been 👑 singing 👩 this 💋 stupid song 🎵🎵 So I could 🚫 ponder The sanity of your mother

What the 🅾🔪 fuck 👌🍑 did 🌼 you 👏👉 just 👏 fucking 🏻⚔ say 🗣🎙 about ✨💦 me, you 👧💦 little 🍑😫 bitch? 🐩☘ I'll 💵🤢 have you know 👏 I 💬♀ graduated 💯 top 👚🔼 of my 🖥👌 class 🥇😛 in 🏢 the 👏 Navy Seals, and I've been 🥜💫 involved in ⏳ numerous secret raids 👈👤 on Al-Quaeda, 🍒🅾 and 💰🌈 I 💰👁 have 🎁 over 😈♂ 300 confirmed kills. ☠ I am trained 🏻🏻 in gorilla warfare 💣 and I'm 🚫 the 😱 top 🔝🔼 sniper in the 👩 entire 😂🏼 US armed forces. 🍆 You are 🏃 nothing to 🅱🗝 me but just 👏 another 🔁 target. I 👁👣 will 🅱💰 wipe 🤤 you 😤😑 the 👏 fuck 🏻 out 🍻 with 👏😏 precision the 🌫😫 likes of which 👏 has 👏 never 😤 been 📷👏 seen 👁 before ⬅💰 on 🤤 this 👈 Earth, 🌎🌎 mark ✌ my 👯🕶 fucking ➡👉 words. You ❌❤ think 😠🤔 you 👈 can 💦 get away with 👩👏 saying 💬🗣 that shit 👌👻 to ✌🅱 me over the Internet? 🌐 Think again, fucker. ➡ As 🍑🍑 we 🏼🤝 speak I 👀👈 am contacting 📞👈 my 😽 secret 😱😱 network of spies across 👉 the 📉 USA 💖 and 🥁 your 👉👉 IP is 👉💦 being traced 📈 right ❤ now 👋 so 😴 you better 🤔😚 prepare 👉 for the 👏🎆 storm, maggot. The storm 🌀 that 🍆👏 wipes out the 👌🔥 pathetic 😂👋 little 👩 thing you call 📱 your life. You're 👈 fucking 💯 dead, 🔥😂 kid. 😎👶 I 👁👁 can 💦 be anywhere, anytime, 👉💵 and ♂😫 I 👏 can 🔫🔫 kill 👻🔫 you 😏😏 in ⬅👏 over 😳😈 seven hundred ways, and that's 👆 just with 😉😗 my 👍🆕 bare hands. 👏 Not 👏♀ only 😤 am 👦💦 I 😶 extensively trained 👨🏻 in 💊👇 unarmed combat, 🗡 but I 👩😍 have 😑 access 🔖 to the 👏 entire 👏🙋 arsenal of 👨 the 👍👏 United States 👌 Marine Corps and 📡👏 I will 💦 use it to its full 🈵🌕 extent to wipe your 🏻👏 miserable ass 🍑🍆 off 😡👏 the 👏 face of 💦❤ the continent, 👤 you 👨👈 little 👌 shit. 🎃💖 If 🤥 only you could have known 💫 what 😧 unholy 🙏 retribution your 👏 little 🏼 "clever" comment was about 🎩⭐ to ⚠ bring ➡⬅ down ⬇ upon you, maybe 😿 you ♀ would have 👏 held ✊ your 👈👈 fucking 💯 tongue. 👅 But 🏼 you couldn't, you didn't, 😘 and 💯 now 🎅🔫 you're paying the price, you 🙄🖕 goddamn idiot. I 👁🅱 will 😘 shit 👌 fury 😡😡 all over you 🤓👉 and 💰 you will 👏 drown in it. You're 😊🤖 fucking dead, kiddo. 🔥💲

Submitted September 18, 2020 at 11:56AM by Putins-Uncle via reddit https://ift.tt/2RESOdY

[lenathesassygreekoracle]

Lost Little Raven Is Found

Declan:

It had been days since the first of six council meetings, it was upon the second meeting that the scent upon some of the shifters had changed; in the early hours of the morning upon the day of the third meeting I had been sitting on the couch in my hotel room going over files when my mind was launched into a rather vivid memory/dream of one little witch. I had been ravaging her in a most carnal of ways, and damned if it didn't have my cock twitching and wanting the real thing.

When the vision/dream receded my mind went a mile a minute, starting to piece things together; the dream, the new scents upon shifters, a broken into witch shop… things began to make sense, some shifters had coveted magic for as long as the shifters had been stalking this earth.

Summoning four of my men, I had two seek out and survey the witches shop and her. The other two I had shadowing the Russians and Italians  for clues and suspicious activity. All this needed to be figured out before the sixth day of council, or there could be heavy repercussions for all shifters , witches and other supernatural folk alike.

Lena:

*i was left for a day before the Russian returned. He smelled of vodka, cigars, and a faint trace of Declan, probably a similar cologne. I closed my eyes and pretended to sleep. My powers were not even my own. I couldn't control my visions with the lack of blood, or mind I had at the moment. Without knocking I hear him enter the room “pity, I never catch her undressing.” He came over to my bed and sat on it. My stomach heaved as it revolted at the thought. It was time for my shot. I felt the needle stick into my arm. I didn't flinch. Immediately the drugs cloud me.i received a larger dose than normal. He ordered me into his lap, and as much as I didn't want to I had to. When I was in his lap he asked how old I was. I gave him the real answer. He looked shocked. “Is that how you know Declan?” He moved the hair from my neck. I knew what was coming. I shook my head no. “Good. Because if you had that much history it would be much worse. And I need more.” He chewed on my neck as he drank in my power. I felt myself becoming weaker with each pull. I think of Declan, what did this have to do with him? I felt as if death was going to claim me. If it did I wanted Declan to know who did it, I concentrated as hard as I could and forced a vision to his mind, showing the room, the lack of clothing I was allowed, the bruises, and finally the Russian feeding from my neck, and his statement of needing power. I stop the vision and pretend I'm anywhere else but here.

Declan-

-My cell did a little Irish jig across the coffee table, just as my mind was wracked with more visions of the little Raven; the vision was laced with the ever present tickle of death. She was being fed upon, from the look of her neck and the bite marks trailing along it; she was fed upon on a daily basis if not more than once a day.

I grab blindly for my cell, sliding my thumb across the screen as the visions subsided. I answer the call with a carnal edge to my voice, the kind that could only come when you sought blood for blood; the eye for an eye kind of shit.

I listened to the two men on the line, they had contacted each other and put together a conference call so they could both share their intel in a timely manner. My men were more organized than any military faction around and a hundred times swifter and deadlier when it came to carrying out my orders and missions.

Having heard from both parties the puzzle in my mind had completed itself, all that was left to do was to act ; I didn't have long before the next council meeting was to start. A matter of a few hours, I would have to act quickly.-

“Right Liam you and your men make your way back, Dylan you and your team await me at your current location I'm on my way; it's time to set things in motion. We have four hours to get the witch from the enemy's grasp, and get back in time to attend the council meeting.”

-Not waiting for a response I hang up and summon four more men to my side, and set out for the abandoned castle Dylan had followed the Russians to; it was wear they were keeping the witch.-

Lena:

*i could barely feel my body. I wasn't dead yet. I felt the bed shift and I was placed on one side and felt the bed move again. His cologne nearly choked me. I couldn't believe he was laying next to me. I moved away as much as I could. The man spoke in a foreign language to someone else and I heard the door open and close, I was left completely alone with him. He placed a meaty hand on my side* no… don't touch me. *i fought with every fiber of my being through the medicine, but it was failing*

Declan:

-Arriving at the castle, Dylan my right hand man started to inform me of the going ins in and out of the castle; there would be a guard change soon, and a medic would also enter a room in the dungeons for about a half hour before leaving. Right now though the head of the Russian family was in there alone.

As much as I'd like to confront him, thinks had to be done before the council; or all hell could break out. Picking up my cell, I call some other men that were in town; I told them to cause a big scene that would call for the Russian head to attend to personally.

Now all that was left to do was bide our time before we strike, with any luck the Russian would take the bait; he wasn't very bright after all and was exceedingly arrogant and cocky.-

Lena-

*i almost vomit when he kisses me, as if he were my lover, just as he positioned his hands at the lining of my panties a knock came. He told them to “fuck off” a small voice on the other side detailed a situation that had just started and needed the man’s attention. The Russian pulls back and touches my face “I will finish this later Oracle until then you stay here and make no noise.” And he dressed himself again and left with the other man, locking me in the room alone. I closed my eyes. Something far worse than death was in my future.

Declan-

-leaving four of the seven men watching the exterior Dylan and two of his men follow me inside, we used the shadows and secret entrances in and out of the castle till we reached the dungeons; we arrived just saying n time to see the medic get ushered in by the two guards at the door.

The four of us took advantage of the moment knocking all three men out we carried them silently into the dark cell. I walk over to the cot and brush some hair out of the little witches face, I give the signal with my free hand to take all the gear and items off the three unconscious Russians then go set a look out.

Returning my attention to Lena I lean in close to her and whispered into her ear, my words were soft, endearing as well as mocking.-

“ Come little Raven, nows not the time to be playing no cat and mouse with me. You know if you weren't so stubborn you'd have been safe in my bed cuddled up against a throbbing hard cock that would worship the ground you danced over.

Let's not tarry a moment longer, there is work to be done and not a lot of time left to do it in. Can you stand and walk or should I carry you?”

Lena:

*i look up at him, confusion colors my face. His words hit me. But my previous orders ring in my mind. Not a sound. In all honesty, it was a relief to see Declan, even with his smart ass comments I welcomed him. I fought Gravity to sit up. I swayed but was determined to move. I slowly stood up, the sheet falling away from my body, just the camisole and panties on revealing the dirt, bruises, and of course my neck that had been used as a chew toy. I whispered* I can't leave *my chest constricts, I don't know how to explain the shot and the fact I had to follow orders, but the chemical runs through my system, not a sound, I mouth the word “help” my body and my mind disagreed, I had to win this*

Declan-

-The witch was struggling and it was obvious, Dylan made a bid for my attention as he proffered several vials of a drug from the medic; this had a smirk dancing across my lips.

Those fucking bears were a bit more clever than I gave them credit for, I knew what the drug was and I also knew where and whom they got it from. Without a doubt they got it from the Colombians, which meant there was an alliance between the two.

Luckily I knew of a few things that would help counter the effects of the drug. Reaching into my jacket I pull out a little baggie of dried herbs it looked to be. It was actually a mix of catnip, burdock root, mint , and ghost pepper.

I pop the herbs in my mouth chewing them up finely till I had a mouth full of juices, I lean in and kiss Lena deeply; my mouth becoming a sluice. It would take a few minutes to counter the drug, but she would be fine soon enough.-

Lena:

*i watch you chew. Then you kiss me and I taste the weird concoction in my mouth. I ignore the taste and concentrate on the sensation from your mouth. I react for the first time in what felt like eons. My arms snake around your neck and my lips move against yours. The clouds rescind and I feel control over my visions slowly returning. I keep you close till I moan loudly from the kiss, it was the first arousal I had since the dream I had of you between my legs. I wasn't staying silent anymore, it was working. Damnit I owed Declan, but who cared at the moment? Yeah I was still in trouble, but this kiss, and having control was totally worth it*

Declan-

-snaking a muscular arm around her tiny waist, I break the kiss resentfully as I held her hot little body against mine my free hand had a mind of its own as it caressed her ass and slyly slid between her thighs on occasion. I couldn't place the blame solely upon my hand, the thoughts of the visions of me between her thighs had haunted every waking and slumbering moment since it occurred. It only leant fuel to my hand and its nefarious intentions.-

“ it's best if we leave now little Raven, I don't think it be in your best interest to tarry here much longer. You might find yourself on your back again with me tongue deep inside you.”

-His voice was very husky with the heated intentions he described. These weren't mere scenarios he described, it was just a matter of time and place till they came true.

Slipping off his leather jacket he places it over her shoulders. The jacket was so big on her, it could be like an oversized dress.-

Lena:

*he pulls away much too soon. My body yearning for his* I dreamed about that scenario, and it wasn't all bad. *feeling more like myself* but I see what you mean and a bed would be much more comfortable. *i sniff at the jacket realizing how pleasant the scent was* thank you *i kiss his neck before zipping it up, biting my lip, looking at him with relief welling in my eyes* let's leave… please.

Declan:

-Keeping to the shadows we make our way back to the others, the three unconscious Russians locked in the cell. As we meet up with the rest of my men the cars are already waiting for us. Climbing in we speed toward town and the pending council meeting.

I regretted what I was going have to put Lena through, she didn't need to know about it just yet; when all was said and done, I'd take her back to my hotel room and run a bath for her. Then I would allow her to rest, only after the business that stood between us was resolved.-

Lena:

*once safely in the back of the car I needed to know this was real. I grabbed Declan’s hand and squeezed it. He was real. This was real. I let out a soft sigh. I was safe after this huge ordeal. My eyes drifted closed for the majority of the drive. I was finally able to sleep safely without having to worry about the one I don't want crawling into my bed, I mumble another thank you. I sleep until the car stops and turns off. The lack of an engine purr woke me. I blinked* where are we? *whatever building it was, it didn't look like a hotel* where are we? *i yawn wide, my brain not firing well yet*

Declan:

-Getting out of the car I slowly and gently ushered her out of the car too, the time to tell her what was going on was approaching even faster.

As she began to question where we were, I waited until we were over the threshold of the building and well down the hall before answering her question.-

“ we are in town, in a private building that was rented out just for the annual shifter council meeting. It lasts six days, and all shifter leaders attend with a small army of their men; to discuss trivial things as new borders, alliances, new and old shifter laws, to appoint or retire to leaders, to announce soon to be births and losses of elders among other countless things.

It is here upon the last day of the council meeting, we shall address the wrongs done unto you; and set to making things right.”

Lena:

*rubbing my eyes and the words set in, I was going to see all the elders...wearing next to nothing and a coat* what? No! I...I can't! I'm disgusting! *i stop walking, digging in my heels, not willing to admit it's more fear than my appearance* Declan….just take me to your hotel. Make love to me. *trying anything I can to distract you and make you take me away from here and away from the Russian and his lackey* please! I can give you an heir if you just take me away from here. *knowing you mentioned births, thinking you want offspring* please…. please. *I freeze when I hear The Russian’s voice booming from a nearby room, he still didn't know that I was missing. He joked and laughed about what was waiting for him back home and my hairs raised. My resolve got stronger. I couldn't let him do this, no matter how afraid I was, this wasn't going to be over simply because I got away. Declan might not be there next time. After the silence hit hard, I made up my mind* take me to the council.

Declan-

-Her pleas to be whisked away were heart wrenching, it was hard to decipher if her words of being under me, and giving an heir were out of sincerity or fear. I chalked the heir thing up to fear, but from our kiss earlier and her visions I knew there was some truth to her pleas of being between my sheets.

I push her gently against the wall just outside of the council chamber, my voice was thick with gravel; and my eyes were smouldering with a heated passion.-

“ Before we enter, just know I'll keep you safe from this moment on till my dying breath…”

-Dropping to his knees before her, he kept his smouldering gaze locked with hers; reaching up he placed his hands upon her hips. Pulling her panties down to her knees, he lifted a finger to silence her protest; he lifted her up and set her upon his shoulders  so he was comfortably between her thighs barely half an inch away from her core. His warm breath tickling her, a growl of approval could be heard from his men who surrounded them; his eyes never left hers.

He slowly extended his tongue, sweeping it gently over her outer core cautiously; a spark of mischief lit in his eyes, leaning a little closer his tongue squirmed its way deep into her. His hands placed on either side of her on the wall for support.

He was going to feast upon her, he was going to calm her nerves and worries the best way he knew how. By releasing natural endorphins and adrenaline, through her body. This was also a promise of what was to come afterwards when they were alone.

When this moment of reprieve ended, he would have to become emotionless and almost cold; while in the presence of the council. He would give her something warm to grasp onto.-

Lena:

*his movement shocked me, I almost protested but his caution to quiet me won out then the pressure hit, and pleasure followed. We were blocked from most view but it was so naughty. His men could see! They could hear, and certainly could smell my arousal at this moment, hell I was sure most shifters in a one mile radius could, but I didn't care anymore. I bit my lip and tried to stay still but it was in vain, I felt like my body was being claimed and I didn't want to stop. I didn't want him to stop. This felt right, it felt almost familiar, but dejavu was something I got used to awhile ago. My hips flex and move slightly seeking my release and as hard as I bit my lips I couldn't stop the moan that escaped, my voice came out in a pleasured whisper* Declan I'm going to… *warning, begging, and just so wonderfully close I had to say something before it happened, I try to hold back but it's too intense, I moan out his name as I come for him, in a way I haven't for so many years*

Declan:

-As she came for me I lick hungrily at the waves, as the crash against him like they were breaking upon a cliff. As she finishes with a single cry of my name I give one more lick to clean her up, before gently setting her back upon her feet; I lean my body against her, pinning her to the wall. My long throbbing member pressed firmly into her tummy through my jeans, I chuckle softly as I lean down placing my lips upon her ear.-

“ a gesture of good faith little Raven, just a showing of what's to come later. Now steel yourself, we walk onto a battlefield the likes you have not seen. Politics and feral shifter desires run rampant in here, Dylan will keep you safe and stay by your side at all times. You may not like the side of me I must show in here, try not to take my words or actions to personally.”

Lena:

*i'm in almost a haze of post orgasm goodness, I reach down to rub the hardness between us and I look up at you- why does Dylan have to be by my side and not you? They're going to smell you on me anyways…. *taking in the rest of your words* what is going to happen Declan? *my orgasm glow receding, concerned about what will happen, I pull my panties into proper place and the coat down so it covers my thighs again. I look steady into your eyes* what sort of things are going to be said and done?  *before the words are completely out of my mouth a door nearby opens, and again I hear the Russian’s voice coming from the newly opened room. I freeze* I can handle whatever it is, just don't let that fucker near me. We can talk about this preview later too… *now resolved to get justice* he still has my ring too.

Declan:

-Before entering the room, Declan leans in and whispers to two men; one of them was Dylan the other was just as big as Dylan and Declan were but he looked far younger. The other man's name was mentioned by Dylan.-

“Worry not Declan, Liam and I will take care of everything; I'll keep the lass close as if she were my own daughter. Liam and a few of our other men will take care of the other matter discreetly.”

-As Declan disappeared into the room, Dylan stopped Lena and the others from following him; he pulls Lena aside so as to speak to her.-

“My name is Dylan, this here is my son Liam. Declan has asked me to keep watch over you and to explain a few unanswered questions you had.

The first matter to address is his scent on you, Declan is a cunning Lad; he gave you his jacket for more than just your modesty. To be honest us shifters aren't really concerned with whether others can see us in all our naked glory. His jacket will more then explain his scent upon you, the second question of what is going to happen that may have you calling what you know of Declan into question.

The answer is an old tradition of sorts. It's only acceptable for a male shifter to show emotions over three situations. A mate, a young, or your pride/pack/brood. It's viewed as a weakness of emotions are shown outside of those three things, and right now it can't be afforded to be seen as weak in any manner in front of the entire council.

So for the sake of you and everything he's trying to accomplish tonight, you virtually don't exist aside from being evidence of the Russians breaking shifter laws.”

Lena:

And if I was his mate? He wanted that the first time we met. *frowning a little processing the words and my emotions, it makes sense.* so what I stand there, wordless and let a bunch of old two natured fucks look me over and decide if there's cause for the prick who did this to die? *i pinch the bridge of my nose* fine… I'll do my best with that.

*i know I'll probably hear shit from Declan that'll hurt but I can deal with him later, judging by the hard on I felt earlier, blue balls will be on my side for any argument that may ensue.*

Dylan to be honest I don't know much about the real Declan or the show Declan. So I wouldn't be able to say much. I think you have witnessed the majority of our interactions…

Declan:

-Dylan just nodded as she spoke and then quietly ushered her inside, taking a few seats set up behind Declan and his men. The council was in heavy discussion, which came to an end the moment the Russian stood up as he seen Lena. He shouted and pointed at Declan.-

“Council members, see that we have a law breaker amongst us. Declan brings an outsider to a council meeting, never before has this been permitted or heard of; I demand that  something be done about this! I call for our most strict punishment, we must make an example of him! No shifter is above the law… I call for his death!”

-The council broke out in a frenzy as they all looked at Declan and Lena, a Japanese male with similar facial features as Declan called for quiet, before he called upon Declan to answer the charge.-

“Shifters of the council hear me now! There is indeed a law breaker amongst us, and yes I have indeed broken the laws by bringing not only an outsider to a council meeting. But a witch! There is a reason for this out of character action, I bid you all to hear and view my evidence! For this witch is but one artifact of evidence I bring before your gathered wisdom, that one amongst us has broken one of the most scared of our laws.

Earlier this eve! I rescued this witch from a castle under the control of our Russian comrades! She was being held against her will, for the sake of producing magic for their own goals and nefarious ambitions!

This witch was being fed upon! She was also drugged, with a drug well known to us all as devil’s breath! I present you with evidence now of the drug my men confiscated from the Russians, no doubt provided to them by the Colombians! Which also leads us to the new point that an alliance between the two factions had not been announced to the council!

Allow me now to bring forth the witch for your examination of her body, you will see bite marks and needle tracks all along her neck , shoulders, and arms!”

-Dylan leads Lena to Declan's side, where Declan removed his coat from her near naked form for the inspection of all the gathered shifters.-

Lena:

*im basically thrust into the center of the room and I just look around. I try to stay as close as I can to Declan but I have questions fired at me. I'm asked to share my history, my hands try to cover my breasts and my crotch because I'm uncomfortable with being ogled by so many*

my name is Lena Metiloudas, I am an oracle from the time of Ancient Greece, I served the Gods with my visions and the humans. I was kidnapped and taken from Greece. Eventually I came to the United States and studied with Marie Leveau, the voodoo queen. When she passed I purchased a shop and have lived in New Orleans since. The Russian’s broke into my shop and stole a ring of power amplification. He has it on now.

*i hear murmurs and someone grabs his hand stating the truth*

I took a vacation and was kidnapped from my room in Paris. My weeks since have been drugged, power stolen through my blood, and abuse at the hands of him.

*i point at the Russian I can see his face turning purple* he chewed on my neck and ingested my blood *i pull my hair back and show the broken skin around my neck.

“I feared he would do worse. He promised so. My body bares evidence of his abuses.”

One of the older males comes over and asks for my arms. I look to Declan briefly before turning my arms over and the male examines the needle holes, two circle me noting the bruises, bites, and more. I stay standing, trying to keep my breathing even, waiting for someone to make proclamation, the man is gentle as he examines me.*

Declan:

-Declan wrapped the coat back around Lena, before motioning for Dylan to come get her and take her back to her seat. Declan also returned to his seat, his face a blank canvas as he steepled his fingers and waited patiently for things to calm down.

This however would not come to be, the Russian once again stood and pointed his finger at Declan; growling to his men to kill Declan. Neither Declan nor his men made a move to oppose the actions requested of the Russian. Only those who were watching Declan would notice his small smirk, as the lights began to flicker under the tension being emitted from the room full of shifters.

The Russians men raised their guns, pointing them at Declan; only to turn them on themselves and fire. All at once twenty large bodies hit the ground lifeless leaving the Russian speechless.

Declan opened his hands a little wider so the Russian could see what was hidden within the steepled fingers. It was a Vial of the drug he had been given Lena for weeks. Declan had discretely had Liam and his men drug the Russians men and give them orders to kill themselves when ordered to kill Declan or Lena.

The Russian all at once went pale then back to being as red as a tomato in his anger of how cunning Declan was.-

Lena:

*the Russian began yelling and cursing at Declan.

The anger came off of him in palpable waves. I was left stunned at Declan’s magical display. It was amazing. I opened my mouth to speak, finding more courage now that the numbers were in my favor, he didn't have the drugs, and the council was on Declan’s side. I let the coat hang unzipped. Between Dylan and Declan I was safe, I knew it. Through this ordeal I couldn't deny it.

I could see the anger building in the Russian. I wanted to provoke him enough to make another lethal mistake. I had full control over my power now. I closed my eyes and felt Dylan grab my arm, he was making sure I stayed upright. I used a significant amount of my energy and shoved a memory into the Russian’s head. Me willingly letting Declan touch me, the hallway escapade just moments earlier, the orgasm and walking into the chambers. The promise for later. Then the memory morphed for a vision of the future, Declan in a seat of great power with the families, my visions lending more strength by his side. I wasn't too sure it was the truth but visions were somewhat tricky, they didn't always come to be. When I heard the Russian yelling slurs at me I stopped and opened my eyes, he the turned on Declan, pure fury tearing across the room toward Declan!*

Declan:

-The Russian flipped his desk across the room in anger as he charged at Declan in human form, he flipped Declan's desks in the direction of Lena, Dylan yanked her down to the floor just in time as the desk flew overhead; a huge black panther crouched low over her shielding her with his body.

Declan had virtually disappeared,a large black shadow shot out of nowhere and disappeared as quickly as it had appeared. Leaving only a roar so loud it shattered any items of glass, in its wake. The roar had come from the Russian he was in massive amounts of pain, the back of his legs were soaked in blood; his pants in tattered pieces. He had been hamstrung by sharp claws.

The Russian began to shift into a giant bear, as he fought to get to his feet once again. Only to have a massive panther stalking out of the shadows towards him, the panther would have come up to Lena’s shoulders if she had been standing up; it was twice the size of Dylan's panther form.

With one final lunge the bear and panther bodies collide, the panther stepped away from the bear; its maw completely covered in blood. The Russian now back in human form, lay there with his throat torn open gurgling blood as he tried to fight for breath and final words.

The Russian raised his hand In an attempt at a final attack by using the magic ring he stole. His hand was caught in another massive hand, as Declan knelt over his body; crushing the Russians hand till it broke, he slipped the ring off his finger.

Standing up Declan turned to face the council and Lena, he crushed the ring In his hand; and begun to address the council.-

“The Russians have paid the ultimate price this day! Having lost not only their leader but twenty fine warriors, it's a heavy cost even for being an example. We have two matters to consider now, the first is to place a wiser leader in the seat of power for the Russians; the second is how to deal with the Colombians for aligning themselves to such a nefarious cause.”

-The Colombians all knelt before the council, begging for mercy, and stating they would place a new leader in the seat of power.

The old Japanese male from earlier stepped forward and spoke now, before handing things back over to Declan.-

“We the Japanese(dragons), and the Chinese (foxes) cast our vote in favour of our allies the Irish, to choose the course of action for the Colombians and a more favourable leader of the Russians.”

Lena:

*after the commotion came and went I was left somewhat bewildered, with a giant cat over me...I listened intently when words came. It seemed like the meeting was coming to a close, I asked Dylan* can we leave soon? *i was getting exhausted, it had been such an eventful night. Declan remained so calm, so calculating I didn't know whether to be turned on by his prowess or scared by the calculating man. Dylan hadn't answered me, he was drawn into the proceedings as I had been, but the distractions were starting to build. I watched as the elders closed the meeting without further performances by any fools. I saw Declan turn toward me. It was time to get the hell out of there, my body throbbed with the memory of his promise when we got to the hotel*

#Fin