#bear in mind i havent kissed anyone in 3 years so you are getting it SLOPPY style (/neg) (<- unless awkward pacing is ur thing)

[elkkiel]

hi i'm drunkkiel who wants to make out (no eye contact tho because I will cry‼️‼️🤩👍)

[farfromtommy]

better than this (dad!chris evans)

summary: a little insight into life as a parent with chris throughout the years 

warnings: talk of preterm labor but nothing graphic or major

word count: 2,250

A/N: okay so like this idea came to me at 2 am and wrote it till about 5 in the morning and im crying at the softness. totally unedited and posted bc im so obsessed with it. i havent written in this kind of format before but i loved loved loved it. i was also thinking while writing this to do this but for steve rogers and i swear i lost my mind. if you guys are interested in something like that id love to write this but for steve <3 

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After meeting through some mutual friends you fell in love with each other. Chris swore he would have married you after your first date. A ring came about a year and a half later, Chris not wanting to call you anything but his wife for any longer. One dream wedding and a month-long honeymoon around the world, you were Mrs. Y/N Evans.

The conversation about kids came fairly early in the relationship. Him coming from a big family, he wanted the same for himself. He wanted a big house in the Massachusetts suburbs, the white picket fence, a couple of dogs, and the kids. He wanted to come home from work being attacked by a couple of kids and seeing you walking towards him barefoot and pregnant.

You were an only child to divorced parents, growing up mostly on your own. You never saw yourself as a mom, but always loved the idea of running after a couple of kids. Never wanting to bring a child into the kind of world you grew up in. The sad and lonely kind of world you endured most of your life. After meeting his family after a couple of months of dating and seeing the way he interacted with his nieces and nephews, you couldn’t help but hope to see yourself raising some kids with him.

He loved the idea of raising a family with you.

Grayson Christopher Evans

You brought your first child into the world not too long after your wedding.

You were in labor for about 16 hours before you were met with the screams of a baby boy.

Your baby boy.

He cried and cried until his skin met yours, calming him down almost instantly. Looking over at Chris who was at an absolute loss for words at the little person calming himself with the sound of your heartbeat. He looked at you for a while before looking back at his baby boy.

Chris couldn’t quite process the feelings he felt that night his son was born. He knew how much he loved you. You knew how much you loved him. But having this little person as a tangible expression of your love and commitment for each other was just beyond him. It was beyond anyone.

Grayson was just like his dad. Almost an exact copy of him if you were being honest. The same big blue eyes. The same soft brown hair. The same everything. Lisa often said how much Grayson was just like Chris was when he was a kid. There was little of you visible in him. Maybe he had the curve of your nose and the shape of your lips. But he was all Chris.

His little personality bubbling since day one. You couldn't have asked for a more perfect baby. He giggled as much as he could and played until he fell asleep with a toy in his hand. You were so lucky to have been gifted this little boy as your first baby. Chris had been struggling to balance work and his responsibility to you and Grayson but never failed to make sure you knew how loved you both were, even from thousands of miles apart.

Eleanor Olivia Evans

After another long labor, you welcomed a little girl into your new family of 4. A tiny little girl who, just like your boy once did, calmed themselves down at the sound of your heart and the warmth from your body. Chris once again sat there just absolutely beside himself at the sight of the love of his life with his little girl on your chest.

Introducing Eleanor, or Ellie, to Grayson was probably one of the greatest moments of your life. Chris walked in with Grayson in his arms telling him that we needed to use our indoor voices when talking to mommy and the baby. Grayson quickly climbed to sit right next to you, not bearing even 1 day away from you. You hugged your little boy and talked to him about meeting his sister. Grayson ran his little hands running along Eleanor’s cheeks as you sat there crying at the moment they were having with each other.

Now with a 3-year-old and a 1-year-old life couldn’t have been sweeter. You had hardly been working while pregnant with Ellie, still having to keep up with a rambunctious toddler. Before kids, you were doing some writing for all sorts of movies and TV shows. After kids, you took fewer jobs that require travel and stayed mostly local.

Chris not wanting to leave you at home with a toddler and a newborn had made sure his work kept him close or allowed you and the kids to go with him. You both wanted to make sure you were there when Grayson and Ellie needed you.

If Grayson was a mama’s boy, Ellie was 1000% a daddy’s girl. She refused to let Chris out of her sight if she could help it. She refused to sleep most nights without hearing the sound of her dad’s voice and would cry and cry if he didn’t sing her to sleep. When Chris was pulled away for a week for work you were losing your mind trying to get her to sleep.

After a mild breakdown, you gave in and called Chris knowing even hearing his voice over the phone would calm the baby down. He sat there on the phone and just talked to her. She fell asleep almost immediately and slept through most of the night. You thanked Chris and ended up asking him for voice recordings of him talking and singing so you could play them in case he was pulled away again.

Charlotte Rose Evans

Charlotte, or Charlie as she's been nicknamed by her siblings, came into the world with a crew waiting so patiently for her arrival. By far the most painful and complicated birth you have had, she had quite dramatically made her entrance into the Evans family.

You had been monitored closely the last couple of months of your pregnancy as Miss Charlie tried to make an appearance early. You had some complications about halfway through and your midwife had been worried about possible preterm labor. You had started to have what you knew were contractions at 30 weeks and were immediately rushed into the hospital to try and halt the contractions and luckily succeeding.

You were placed on strict bed rest for the remainder of your pregnancy, not even allowed to stand at the stove making dinner, only getting up to use the bathroom and move from the bed to the couch.

It didn’t make your life with an overactive 4 and 2-year-old easy at all. Chris stayed home 24/7 to take care of you and his mom and sisters rotating taking the time to stay with you to help with the kids.

When Charlie did make her debut both of you were as healthy as you could be. Once again, bringing Chris to tears as another baby made their way into your family. He didn’t know he was capable of loving this much. He thought he had reached capacity after Ellie but the love he had for you and his kids just kept growing as you kept adding on.

If Grayson was all Chris, Charlie was all you. Except for her blue eye, which you figured would be a pattern with your kids. She was a copy of you and Chris ate it up. Eleanor is a perfect combination of the two of you. You could see the traits of you as well as the traits of Chris throughout her. But Charlie was completely you.

Grayson fit right into his role as big brother and protector of the Evans girls. He made sure every night he said goodnight to his sisters and told them he loved them with a kiss on their foreheads.

Ellie was excited that she no longer had to share her dolls with Grayson and would finally have a girl to play with. Charlie looked up to her big sister, seeing her as the most amazing person she has ever met.

Grayson, however, felt like he needed another sibling, specifically a boy sibling, and constantly asked you for a brother. He said to you over and over again that his friends at school had brothers and he needed one so very bad. You and Chris had agreed to stop at 3 but had given into the idea of having 1 more to try and even out the numbers. With Grayson in 2nd grade, Ellie in kindergarten, and Charlie starting Pre-K soon, having another wouldn’t be impossible.

Declan Robert Evans

The 2nd boy and the 4th and final child Chris and Y/N had brought into their world. Another perfect mix of Chris and Y/N.

His birth being the last time you would be in the hospital having a baby made it just that more emotional. You soaked in the first moments of his life just a little bit more. Chris cried just a couple more tears, seeing that angel on your chest for the first time. You admired the father of your children just a little more seeing him introduce the addition to the family to your other kids. Adoring the look on Grayson’s face when you set Declan on his lap, finally meeting the little brother he’d been wanting. Asking you if he could take him to class to show off to all his friends.

Walking around your house Declan’s first day home was more emotional than you had thought it would be. You brought every single one of your babies right through your front door. You had pictures littered around the house of moments in your life you were lucky to have immortalized forever. Knowing you had started your family here made you love everything just that much more.

Declan now 5 years old, Charlotte 8 years old, Eleanor 10 years old and Grayson at 12 years old you couldn’t imagine life any differently. You and Chris celebrated 13 years of marriage and almost 15 years together surrounded by the physical representations of the love you two shared for each other was unexplainable.

You had slowly started to get back into the work you loved doing so much after Declan started school. You were able to work on projects offered to you with Chris and had become an unstoppable duo professionally and personally.

Even having the amazing opportunities to do something you loved to do, nothing would ever beat sitting around a table listening to your kids talk about everything and anything that came to mind. Listening to them talk about what happened at school or about upcoming events they want to participate in was the highlight of your day.

Grayson had been playing with a football the moment he could pick one up. Chris nearly cried when Grayson had approached you guys about doing little league football at the rec center. Chris had been watching Patriot's games with Grayson since the day he was born. Taking him to games with Scott whenever they had the chance. The love for football ran in his blood and when he found out he could play on a team he took the chance as soon as it presented himself.

Eleanor had found a love for music and performing, just like her dad. She had picked up music and singing at a very young age, which probably came from her dad's love of performing. You encouraged her to pursue her love for music by telling her stories of when her daddy was young and used to stand on stage before he started doing big movies. She loved looking at pictures and watching old videos of Chris performing in high school whenever she'd visit Grandma Lisa.

Charlotte had picked up your love of reading and writing as soon as she could. Her favorite day of the week is when her class gets to spend time at the library finding new things to read and learn about. So far a running theme with her is books about nature and animals. She loves sitting down with you in the afternoon and telling you about what she learned in the science portion of her day. She had learned about how plants and animals interact and how important they are for all humans. She told you that when she's big she wants to make sure no one ever hurts plants and animals since they are so important for us.

Declan hadn't quite developed a love for something like his siblings had. All he cares about right now is the kind of snacks his mom packs for him and superheroes. You and Chris had introduced him to the world of superheroes recently, knowing that being in school someone was bound to mention to him about seeing his dad on a movie they watched. He was obsessed with the fact that his dad was a superhero once upon a time. He loved watching Chris' movies and would always ask to watch them whenever Chris wasn't home.

You looked at Chris from across the table as Grayson talked to him about football tryouts and asking him if they could practice after dinner. He felt your eyes on him and looked at you with a smirk and a wink thrown at you before giving Grayson his attention again.

You sat back a little to look around at this family surrounding you, knowing there was nothing better than this.

[wiener-blut]

i was tagged by my bb @babypaulchen ages ago and now the time has come to finally do this shit!! i told u i was gonna do it Brig!!

rules: answer these 85 questions and tag 20 people (i wont tag anyone bc im doubting i even know 20 ppl on here lmao)

— what was your last…

1. drink: peach flavoured ice tea 2. phone call: my mom bc i asked her if shes interested in some hyacinth bulbs for her garden since the ones that stood in my room decayed 3. text message: to my cousin, setting a time where we can call and chat 4. song you listened to: actual surprise - its not Rammstein *ooohs and aaahs fly through the crowd* it was “The Schuyler Sisters” from Hamilton 5. time you cried: yesterday bc i had the worst fucking headache ever and i was being a whiny bitch

— have you ever…

6. dated someone twice: nope 7. kissed someone and regretted it: uhh no? 8. been cheated on: no 9. lost someone special: yes 10. been depressed: yes 11. gotten drunk and thrown up: yes, multiple times and ive come to the conclusion that throwing up makes me feel better afterwards like im back to being able to actually perveice my environment again lmao

— fave colours

12. black 13. pastel pink 14. actually i kinda love all colours idk

— in the last year have you…

15. made new friends: yes! 16. fallen out of love: no 17. laughed until you cried: yes, multiple times, good 18. found out someone was talking about you: like uh shittalking? idk so i guess not 19. met someone who changed you: uhhh kinda? 20. found out who your friends are: um well i found out that my friends are good friends and that i love them and that i dont want to miss any of them 21. kissed someone on your facebook friends list: what? u can “kiss” someone on facebook? lmao i didnt take a look on facebook for literally years .......man i had a massive brainlag here. i thought u can now “kiss” ppl on facebook like u can “poke” ppl on facebook and it didnt come to my mind this could mean “irl” lmao bury me IF it means irl tho, then yes

— general

22. how many of your facebook friends do you know irl: pff idk man who the fuck still uses that shithole of a site anyways

23. do you have any pets: no but i had a super cute and fluffy bunny and i still miss him and think about him everyday also i plan on having half a farm and half a zoo in the future

24. do you want to change your name: not anymore; i used to hate my name bc its so outdated and the only answer i ever got on introducing myself was “hey my grandma has the same name isnt that funny” but then more and more people told me my name was pretty and unique and well now that im older (sounds like im 40 lmao) im even kinda fond of it

25. what did you do for your last birthday: umm uhh i guess i was studying for my exams lol but i remember my gf cooking an amazing dinner for me 💖

26. what time did you wake up today: uhhhhhh smth around 9am i think

27. what were you doing at midnight last night: actually sleeping for once bc that headache knocked me out completely

28. what is something you can’t wait for: fucking going to fucking Hamburg in fucking five fucking days

30. what are you listening to right now: the birds chirping outside

31. have you ever talked to a person named tom: yes i had a classmate named Tom........he was a bit strange tho.......

32. something that’s getting on your nerves: i cant think of anything rn

33. most visited website: Tumblr and Youtube

34. hair colour: natural? blonde / current? dyed it pink two weeks ago

35. long or short hair: long ass hair and i mean, literally, they reach all the way down to my hips

36. do you have a crush on someone: ohhhahahaha so, so many, one - and maybe the king of em all - being Christoph Schneider (not obvious at all cough cough)

37. what do you like about yourself: uhhhhhhhhhhh.........;;;;; i guess... uh... *insert more unintelligent noises* maybe my legs?

38. want any piercings: no, except for maybe some on my ear

39. blood type: 0 positive, i think

40. nicknames: Lily

41. relationship status: super duper gay af with @haifisch-ohne-traenen

42. sign: officially capricorn (i like to say “the last capricorn” bc it sounds like “the last unicorn” and well my birthday is on the last day that still counts as capricorn), but honestly im more of an aquarius

43. pronouns: she/her

44. fave tv show: i recently watched Grimm and the story was okay but the cast was like super adorable and i fell in love with every single one of them

45. tattoos: none. YET. i have plans for so much i just am very bad at deciding

46. right or left handed: right handed 47: ever had surgery: okay, small story time. there are these childrens books by german illustrator and author “Janosch” in which a tiger and a bear are best friends and i used to love those books. so once, tiger got ill (his stripes slipped out of place) and he needed to see the doctor. and the exact line was “soothing small shot, blue dream, surgery over, noticed nothing, tiger healthy”. and i once was in the hospital bc there was something wrong my nose (i dont remember what it was tho) and so they anaesthetized me (and my fav stuffie which i brough with me for mental support) and afterwards i told everyone of my “blue dream” and everyone was like ????? wtf kid bc they didnt know what i was talking about and it was just some months ago when i finally found out that a narcosis isnt called a “blue dream” and that i just knew this bc of this books which i adored and tbh i was like MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE “BLUE DREAM” IS AN ADORABLE TERM FOR IT 48. piercings: none 49. sport: i did ballet for 15 years and i still love to dance around the house and the mother of my best friend once called me cute bc i cant stand still and always spin around or stretch my toes while lifting my leg or do some pliés and tbh i wasnt even aware of that

50. vacation: uh...i love? lmao

51. trainers: umm like my shoes? mostly wearing my black doc martens

— more general

52. eating: i love me some good salad with tomatoes, mozzarella and tuna but ngl a pizza margherita could beat that salad any time. or a nice ragout fin. or mac’n’cheese. i love food in general, okay

53. drinking: i’d kill for a tequila rn. but like non-alcoholic beverage - plain water, yes thank u

54. i’m about to watch: some movie with my gf which we havent decided on yet

55. waiting for: my gf to return home from work so i can smooch her pretty face

56. want: to cuddle honestly

57. get married: since its legal in germany for some months now... idk tbh, its not smth i debate about on a daily basis

58. career: um i have a vague plan for becoming a speech pathologist but yea... its very vague

— which is better

59. hugs or kisses: hugs

60. lips or eyes: gotta say eyes

61. shorter or taller: i dont care actually

62. older or younger: um sweats loudly...... older (fun fact i recently calculated the average age of my celebrity crushes....yes i was bored.... and it resulted in 50.... well.....)

63. nice arms or stomach: arms, fucc me up

64. hookup or relationships: relationships

65. troublemaker or hesitant: me? kinda both

— have you ever

66. kissed a stranger: no 67. drank hard liquor: yes 68. turned someone down: not really?

69. sex on first date: nope

70: broken someone’s heart: probably

71. had your heart broken: uh yea...kinda

72. been arrested: no

73. cried when someone died: yes, im a whiny bitch so i cry easily

74. fallen for a friend: yeah binch im dating that lovely ho right now... im gonna leave Brig’s answer here bc its perf and same here

— do you believe in

75. yourself: ugh

76. miracles: i want to

77. love at first sight: no

78. santa claus: i want to lol but no

79. angels: fuck yes

— misc

80. eye colour: blue-gray-green-ish mud 81. best friend’s name: Dana

82. favourite movie: so? much? i cant decide, really

83. favourite actor: Tom Hiddleston, i love this british dork, lemme tell u

84. favourite cartoon: phuh, idk i dont really watch cartoons

85. favourite teacher’s name: SWEATS LOUDLY AND AGGRESIVELY i had two massive teacher crushes back in my school days and that makes me a bit biased but im gonna say Herr Wolf was a great teacher bc he always said “hey, astronomy’s a minor subject, the test won’t be hard and i wont give u homework, u guys concentrate on math, german and english” and tbh we need more teachers like that

[batsysims]

100 QUESTIONS NO ONE ASKS

I was tagged by @tickledsims ty ily!!

1. DO YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR CLOSET DOORS OPEN OR CLOSED? CLOSED when i was younger my little sister had a baby doll that would talk on its own at night and we called it the demon baby and hooooly shit

2. DO YOU TAKE THE SHAMPOOS AND CONDITIONER BOTTLES FROM HOTELS? i dont take those bc my hair cant take cheap hair products but i do take the soaps!!

3. DO YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR SHEETS TUCKED IN OR OUT? i put the mattress cover sheet thingy on my bed but i dont use an actual sheet :/

4. HAVE YOU STOLEN A STREET SIGN BEFORE? nah lol

5. DO YOU LIKE TO USE POST-IT NOTES? YES i love using office supplies i could spend all day at staples omg

6. DO YOU CUT OUT COUPONS BUT THEN NEVER USE THEM? no lol but il save the lil receipt coupons and find them in my wallet months after they expire

7. WOULD YOU RATHER BE ATTACKED BY A BIG BEAR OR A SWARM OF BEES? hhhhh bees

8. DO YOU HAVE FRECKLES? yep!! i love them its why im scared to use foundation i dont wanna lose em

9. DO YOU ALWAYS SMILE FOR PICTURES? i either smile or if my moms takin the pic il make a stupid face 

10. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST PET PEEVE? i have terrible road rage...... um........... i also hate it when men interrupt me i just walk away at that point 

11. DO YOU EVER COUNT YOUR STEPS WHEN YOU WALK? yeah i pretty much count everything

12. HAVE YOU PEED IN THE WOODS? i dont think so??

13. HAVE YOU EVER POOPED IN THE WOODS? def not lmao

14. DO YOU EVER DANCE EVEN IF THERES NO MUSIC PLAYING? i have an eating dance, a drinking dance, and a video game playing dance hahaa

15. DO YOU CHEW YOUR PENS AND PENCILS? yes ugh it annoys me but i cant stop

16. HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE YOU SLEPT WITH THIS WEEK? at LEAST 0

17. WHAT SIZE IS YOUR BED? i think its a single? a single or a twin either way im miserable send help

18. WHAT IS YOUR SONG OF THE WEEK? ummm probably You by Weird Milk?? its the most recent song i added on spotify so  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

19. IS IT OK FOR GUYS TO WEAR PINK? yeah def unless its one of those “real men wear pink shirts” like just.... stop

20. DO YOU STILL WATCH CARTOONS? sometimes my sister makes me watch stevens universe?? il watch phineas and ferb too bc honestly who doesnt anime too but not always cartoon ones or w/e

21. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE MOVIE? 2001: A Space Odyssey and Daughters of the Dust come to mind

22. WHERE WOULD YOU BURY HIDDEN TREASURE IF YOU HAD SOME? u kno where ;) no how big is the treasure?? if its a lil bit id put it in that drawer under the oven bc my family never uses that but if its BIG TREASURE id hide it in the backyard of the last house i lived in bc a. nobody lives there now and 2. its totally overrun with green bc of like two floods

23. WHAT DO YOU DRINK WITH DINNER? water! only water ever

24. WHAT DO YOU DIP A CHICKEN NUGGET IN? honey if theyre mcnuggets but other than that i use honey mustard!

25. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD? chicky parm

26. WHAT MOVIES COULD YOU WATCH OVER AND OVER AGAIN AND STILL LOVE? honestly Inception is my feel-good movie

27. LAST PERSON, YOU KISSED/KISSED YOU? a lil babu

28. WERE YOU EVER A BOY/GIRL SCOUT? i was in girl scouts much longer than i ever wanted to be lmao WISH i coulda done BOY SCOUTS

29. WOULD YOU EVER STRIP OR POSE NUDE IN A MAGAZINE? if cash is involved absolutely

30. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WROTE A LETTER TO SOMEONE ON PAPER? aboutttt three months ago!

31. CAN YOU CHANGE THE OIL ON A CAR? no but i can watch

32. EVER GOTTEN A SPEEDING TICKET? when i first got my license yea :( 15 yr olds are dum

33. EVER RAN OUT OF GAS? twice! very good memories

34. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE KIND OF SANDWICH? egg salad gud

35. BEST THING TO EAT FOR BREAKFAST? the all star breakfast at waffle house yasssss

36. WHAT IS YOUR USUAL BEDTIME? honestly like 9 since i always have to wake up at 7 in the am but il stay up til 11 if i can

37. ARE YOU LAZY? absolutely when have ACTIVE ppl done ANYTHING

38. WHEN YOU WERE A KID, WHAT DID YOU DRESS UP AS FOR HALLOWEEN? i was usually a cat bc i never could find a costume i liked smh but when i was 2 i went as winnie the pooh lmao

39. WHAT IS YOUR CHINESE ASTROLOGICAL SIGN? ox!

40. HOW MANY LANGUAGES CAN YOU SPEAK? just english but im tryna learn spanish and japanese and im fluent in french if a two year olds speech patterns can be considered as such

41. DO YOU HAVE ANY MAGAZINE SUBSCRIPTIONS? nah

42. WHICH ARE BETTER: LEGOS OR LINCOLN LOGS? LEGOS lincoln logs are big with nostalgia thoooo

43. ARE YOU STUBBORN? with dumb shit yeah but i usually just dont care enough abt stuff to deal

44. WHO IS BETTER: LENO OR LETTERMAN? theyre both old idc

45. EVER WATCH SOAP OPERAS? no lol

46. ARE YOU AFRAID OF HEIGHTS? not really tbh i like the adrenaline

47. DO YOU SING IN THE CAR? if im alone!! nobody deserves to hear that

48. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER? nahhh

49. DO YOU DANCE IN THE CAR? when im in the drive thru haaaa

50. EVER USED A GUN? id like to go to a shooting range some time but ive never used one im also very anti gun so i probs would never buy one unless it was a cute lil glock i can handle well

51. LAST TIME YOU GOT A PORTRAIT TAKEN BY A PHOTOGRAPHER? st patricks day it wasnt technically for me tho

52. DO YOU THINK MUSICALS ARE CHEESY? not in general but when ppl start obsessing over a certain one for months on end abt a certain time period and certain performers and certain songs and certain people of history i start wanting ppl to die

53. IS CHRISTMAS STRESSFUL? YEAH I NEVER HAVE MONEY WTF

54. EVER EAT A PIEROGI? my sisters obsessed with them so yea but never like. authentic polish potato pockets or anything just a frozen box of em

55. FAVORITE TYPE OF FRUIT PIE? apple?? im not rly into pie tbh

56. OCCUPATIONS YOU WANTED TO BE WHEN YOU WERE A KID? ive wanted to go into law enforcement/criminology my whole life!! for a sec i wanted to be a firefighter, a journalist/writer/poet, and some sort of artist but u know how kids are

57. DO YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS? i tried to find that clip from malcolm in the middle for like ten mins but i couldnt yea

58. EVER HAVE A DEJA-VU FEELING? doesnt everyone tho?

59. DO YOU TAKE A VITAMIN DAILY? no im a bad adult

60. DO YOU WEAR SLIPPERS? nah

61. DO YOU WEAR A BATH ROBE? im not rich!!

62. WHAT DO YOU WEAR TO BED? usually just my undies but when im living with other people il wear a soft shirt and my dc heroes pajama bottoms ayyy

63. WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CONCERT? ive never been to one! i was gonna go see metallica in baltimore but i moved before i could smh

64. WALMART, TARGET, OR KMART? walmart sry targets cool but too much money!!! i go there for home things tho does kmart still exist

65. NIKE OR ADIDAS? ADIDAS ive been trying to get a full adidas tracksuit for YEARS

66. CHEETOS OR FRITOS? fritos! i like the super hot cheetos tho

67. PEANUTS OR SUNFLOWER SEEDS? peanutsssss

68. EVER HEAR OF THE GROUP TRES BIEN? Nope but they must be good im keepin @tickledsims response bc it made me laugh

69. EVER TAKE DANCE LESSONS? when i was a lil babu i took ballet and gymnastics a lil later

70. IS THERE A PROFESSION YOU PICTURE YOUR FUTURE SPOUSE DOING? i hope to never have a spouse  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

71. CAN YOU CURL YOUR TONGUE? yep

72. EVER WON A SPELLING BEE? ive actually never even had a spelling bee im sure theyre a myth

73. HAVE YOU EVER CRIED BECAUSE YOU WERE SO HAPPY? i think so??

74. OWN ANY RECORD ALBUMS? nah

75. OWN A RECORD PLAYER? nahhhhh

76. DO YOU REGULARLY BURN INCENSE? no but i had a roommate who did i fell in love

77. EVER BEEN IN LOVE? yeah ok lol so one time when i was a sophomore my french teacher had to use a substitute teacher and hes the reason i believe in love at first sight im STILL in love with him wtf ive also had a bf haha im hilarious

78. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE IN CONCERT? i dont really do concerts so i couldnt say but i think matd would be fun!!

79. WHAT WAS THE LAST CONCERT YOU SAW? oh my god

80. HOT TEA OR COLD TEA? hot!!!!

81. TEA OR COFFEE? coffee!!!!!!

82. SUGAR COOKIES OR SNICKERDOODLES? i dont rly like either but i prefer snickerdoodles over sugar

83. CAN YOU SWIM WELL? i can only do that weird frog swim i forget what its called so no im shit at it

84. CAN YOU HOLD YOUR BREATH WITHOUT HOLDING YOUR NOSE? ye

85. ARE YOU PATIENT? if im able to distract myself?? it also depends on the severity of what im waiting on i guess

86. DJ OR BAND AT A WEDDING? probs a band i guess i dont rly think abt that kinda stuff sry

87. EVER WON A CONTEST? when i was four i won a coloring contest at the ice cream store

88. HAVE YOU EVER HAD PLASTIC SURGERY? nope im poor 89. WHICH ARE BETTER: BLACK OR GREEN OLIVES? both are good!

90. CAN YOU KNIT OR CROCHET? i can knit but i cant crochet

91. BEST ROOM FOR A FIREPLACE? fckn bathroom

92. DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED? not rly unless its a partnership longlasting romance stresses me out especially with financial responsibility etc

93. IF MARRIED, HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN MARRIED? -20 years

94. WHO WAS YOUR HIGH SCHOOL CRUSH? my high school boyfriend hahaaa h,,,,

95. DO YOU CRY AND THROW A FIT UNTIL YOU GET YOUR OWN WAY? im an adult sry

96. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? 1!

97. DO YOU WANT KIDS? nope! lmao i love her tho

98. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR? red but i also like many others??? idk

99. DO YOU MISS ANYONE RIGHT NOW? ummm not rly?? im not close enough to anyone to miss them and those i am close to im able to hang with

100. WHO ARE YOU GOING TO TAG TO DO THIS TAG NEXT? god uhhh if you havent done it already and want to, @dreambot @nebula-simms @ellowynsims and @pixelbloom

[crazykendal]

Bored, Single, and Dead

1. What was on your mind mostly today? MOVING ON from some people and why my right arm feels fucking wierd

2. If someone looked on your bed, what would they find? oh shit idkk

3. What’s on your schedule for tomorrow? im going to Tahoe

4. Are you nice to everyone? no

5. Is it possible to be single and happy? for me, no

6. Is it easy for people to make you cry? no but once someone made me cry when I heard them SING for the first time YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE

7. Did you sleep alone last night? I had a sleepover with my sister

8. Do you play with dead bugs? ew no wtf

9. Honestly, are you dating two people? im not even dating one person wth

10. Do you think things will change in the next 3 months? yeah, im going to be dead ass lonely or dead

11. Have you ever slept in the same bed with someone other than family?   nooo

12. Do you want to see somebody right now? yeaahhhh

13. What if you had a baby with the person you like? that's not physically possibly

14. Are you happy? not right now nope

15. Have you ever tripped in public? trippin is my game

16. Is there anyone who doesn’t like you? I sometimes think everone secretly hates me

17. Have you ever sat in the back of a police car? nope

18. Are you stubborn? veRY

19. Do you tend to hold a grudge? yeah, and it can get baddd

20. What’s a fact about the last person that texted you?   oh, well.. they're a scammer

21. Has anyone called you perfect before? nope

22. Where is the biggest scar on your body? my left ankle. I shaved a huge chunk of my skin off and it was baddddd haha

23. Have you ever been told you were amazing? no

24. Would you date someone who was addicted to drugs?

immediate no

25. Are you trying to avoid liking somebody at the moment? well guess what YES and its killlling me

26. Do you trust all your friends? no I cant trust any of them 27. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you? haha well yeah

28. What pissed you off today? my sister scratches up my arms and it looks like ive tried to cut myself or something

29. What was the last thing you cried about? this one person

30. Who was the last girl you talked to? ^^ same person as ^^

31. Do you know anyone who drinks a lot? no

32. Who sits next to you in English? SCHOOLS OUT BITCHES

33. Ever talked to someone who was drunk? no

34. Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today? yes everything is about them and its driving me crazy

35. How late did you stay up last night and why? I stayed up til 12:30 reenacting Stranger Things scenes with gummy bears with my sister.

36. Do you know how to properly use grammar in a sentence?   kinda? 37. Are your parents very protective of you? yeah

38. Will you be in a relationship in the next couple months? I fukin wish

39. How many drugs are in your system?   can a Capri Sun count

40. The person who hurt you the most calls and needs you, do you go? bitch no

41. Is it easy to pretend everything’s okay for you? yeah, I do it every day

42. Are you afraid of losing the last person you talked to on the phone? uh that was my dad, so sure

43. Do you think you are a good person? oh god no, if hell existed i’d be going there

44. What do you want right this second? I WANT A FUCKING RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE

45. Do you think it makes him weak if a guy cries? no

46. Have you ever cried cause you were so mad? yeah

47. Could you last in a relationship for over a year?   yes

48. Who were you with on your birthday? i don't really remember or care 49. Have you ever crawled through a window? I feel like I have but don't remember

50. First person to talk to you in 2014? how the fuck am I supposed to remember that, it was 3 years ago

51. Do you miss your past? Not really but I dont regret meeting some sweet ass people

52. It’s 4 in the morning, your phone rings, who is it? a telemarketer, I have like no friends so no one ever checks up on me, by the time someone does I might be dead.

53. Do you have anything interesting planned for the next week? VIDCON I get to meet Sara Rubin, Ashly Perez, Allison Raskin, Gaby Dunn, Stephanie Frosch, and Bria and Crissy and maybe Simply Nailogical haha

54. Who was the last person to text you?

scammmmmmmmer

55. What were you doing 4 hours ago? i dont remember

56. Is there a certain song that you can’t stop listening to atm? Secrets by The Weeknd

57. Tell me 3 things that your friends don’t know about you. well well well I cant say

58. What is something that people often give to you as a gift? honestly nothing

59. Do you tend to hold on to a lot of stuff you don’t need, just because it has sentimental value? yeah then a month later I can get rid of it

60. What is something that reminds you of your ex?

well guess what i havent even dated at all so nop

61. Has the last person you kissed ever cried in your arms? my cat Bub has not cried in my arms

62. Which would you prefer to receive as a gift - flowers or chocolate? chocolate

63. When did you last take a shower/bath? Do you wash your hair every time? I took a shower like 2 hours ago, yeah I was my hair every time.

64. Would you prefer to be somewhere else right now? yep

65. Do any of your followers on Tumblr have your phone number? yeahh

66. Will you be going out tonight, or staying in? staying in listening to Alone by halsey because it’s relatable.

67. How many times have you been in love? ONCE and maybe I still am but I need to fix it BECAUSE SOMEONE ISNT GOING TO MY HIGH SCHOOL NEXT YEAR and im going to be so fcked and messed up so pray for me

68. If you were heartbroken, who would help you pick up the pieces? ususally myself of this one friend I have she’s cool and she bacically proved I was bi. No it’s not you olivia sorry dude

69. Apparently, it’s very common to crave chocolate around the ‘time of the month’; do you ever get that craving? no

70. How would you feel about dating someone who had a reputation for being a player in the past? Do you think that players will ALWAYS be players, or is it possible that they can change? I’d give them a chance but idk Ive nvr fcking dated at all so whaat

71. Did you sleep well last night? sure

72. Is your bedroom big enough for you? sure

72. Are you looking forward to seeing someone soon? imexited to see Sara Rubin on Friday because she actually screwed up my love life and I dont even want to get started with that because it’s actually funny but will make me cry.

73. Ever had a one-night stand? nope

74. Is anyone flirting with you? I wish

75. Have you ever felt pressure to do anything you didn’t want to, like smoking, drinking, or losing your virginity, before you were ready for it? If so, how did you deal with that? all the time, like when the teacher tells us to do homework like wth hahahahahahaahaha idk

76. Do you consider yourself to be an intelligent person? Why/why not? no im really stupid and can have absolutely no common sense its actually really funny

77. Who would you most like to be stuck in a lift with? Ashley Nicolette Frangipane

78. Is there anyone you’d HATE to be stuck in a lift with? oh my god yeah like the chick who plays Enid in the walking dead, and like my whole school.

79. When did you last talk to the person you love/like? What did you talk about? pff what lemme look... a hour and a half ago ahahahahahah

80. Have you ever seen your father cry? no

81. How would your parents react if you got pregnant? well i dont know because I dont really want kids

82. Do you/did you keep to your school’s uniform/dress code? sure

83. If the last person you kissed said you were the only one they wanted, would you believe them? Bub is a mean cat to my other cats and I wouldnt believe it

84. What was the highlight of your summer? cant rememeber

85. The last time you threw up, was it because you were hungover? idk

86. Have you ever seen the film ‘Wake Wood’? What did you think of it? never heard of it

87. Are you confused about anything atm? Is there anything bothering you? Or, is everything good? some people and their lies

88. If you say ‘I’ve had enough’ or ‘I’m done’, do you always mean it? no haha

89. Who was the last person that invited you to their house? honeslty scammer because I have no other friends

90. Have your parents ever told you about any alternative names they considered for you, or the name they would have chosen, if you’d turned out to be a boy? ASHLEY

91. Are you friends with any of your exes? n/a

92. Have you ever had to make an emergency phone call?

no

93. If you’re in a relationship, how is it going? If you’re single, are you looking for someone? *cries*

94. What language do you like the sound of? english ;)

95. Think about the last guy, outside of family, that you had a conversation with. Do you find him sexy? ew no wtf

96. What do you think is an assumption that someone could make about you, just by looking at your Tumblr? Would this assumption be correct? idk

97. What’s the most attractive physical feature of the person you love/like? HA I’d rather not write an essay right now

98. Do you consider yourself to be a strong person? Why/why not? .kindaaa?

99. Tell me about a special moment you’ve had with the person you love/like. just convos

100. What are you doing tomorrow? Im going to tahoe

[aemond1eye]

92 Truths Rules: once you have been tagged you are supposed to write 92 truths about yourself. at the end, choose 25 people to tag!

Tagged by: @fakelov thanks dude

Tagging: @wlwraven @sunshinechristen @ambivalent-ghost @bisexual-inej @sarsastark @fightmewayne @bisexualpinkranger @morimurs @torontos @mattecontour and anyone else who wants to

LAST… 
[1] drink: water 
[2] phone call: I called my cousin alicia on accident 
[3] text message: “alright gucci” -jorge 
[4] song you listened to: growing pains - birdy 
[5] time you cried: uuuuh I think a few weeks ago??

EVER… 
[6] dated someone twice: no 
[7] been cheated on: I think? never got actual confirmation but I’m p sure 
[8] kissed someone and regretted it: no 
[9] lost someone special: no 
[10] been depressed: mate I’m depressed right now 
[11] gotten drunk and thrown up: no

LIST 3 FAVOURITE COLOURS: 
[12] forest green 
[13] the shade of orange the wildflowers that grow near my house are right now 
[14] u know when roses are not quite red but u can’t exactly call them pink either? that

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU… 
[15] made new friends: yes they’re great 
[16] fallen out of love: yep 
[17] laughed until you cried: yes those are my favorite laughs 
[18] found out someone was talking about you: I don’t remember 
[19] met someone who changed you: yeah 
[20] found out who your true friends are: yep yep [21] kissed someone on your facebook list: what’s facebook

GENERAL [22] how many of your facebook friends do you know in real life: don’t have a facebook 
[23] do you have any pets: YEAH I have 2 dogs they’re both huskies kato and logan, and a cat (the light of my life) marshy 
[24] do you want to change your name: I always used to but now ive kinda just excepted it’s there and it’d be a huge hassle 
[25] what did you do for your last birthday: honestly cannot remember I think I just smoked w some friends and got pizza 
[26] what time did you wake up: 8:15am I hate 
[27] what were you doing at midnight last night: watching imposters 
[28] name something you cannot wait for: last day of high school in 3 weeks 
[29] when was the last time you saw your mother: last night before I went to sleep 
[30] what is one thing you wish you could change about your life: i wish my brothers weren’t assholes 
[31] what are you listening to right now: my ceiling fan is pretty loud atm… 
[32] have you ever talked to a person named Tom: yeah my dads college roommate, also I have a friend named tommy idk if that counts 
[33] something that is getting on your nerves: the bitchass kids in my english class like shut up for 2 seconds please 
[34] most visited website: the site I read comics from probably 
[35] elementary: our mascot was a golden bear, I got there all the time bc it’s where my mom works 
[36] high school: 3 more weeks can’t wait for it to be over I’m tired [37] college: havent started yet but I got in [38] hair colour: black [39] long or short hair: long 
[40] do you have a crush on someone: I have 3 and they’ve all been at it for at least 2 years when will they let me live 
[41] what do you like about yourself: im good at sports ig 
[42] piercings: just one on each ear but I want to get double piercings 
[43] blood type: I don’t know? my dads b positive so maybe that 
[44] nickname: family calls me mandy 
[45] relationship status: single 
[46] zodiac sign: leo 
[47] pronouns: I have literally no sense of self and don’t really mind any pronouns but she/her or they/them is what I use 
[48] fav tv show: ??? the last airbender ig 
[49] tattoos: eventually 
[50] right or left handed: left at first, now right, hopefully ambidextrous eventually

FIRST… 
[51] surgery: got my tonsils out when I was 3 
[52] piercing: ears 
[53] best friend: my kindergarten-4th grade best friends were miranda and lila 
[54] sport: soccer 
[55] vacation: went to disneyland a few times as a baby but first I remember is the grand canyon when I was 4 
[56] pair of trainers: I was a baby idk

RIGHT NOW… [57] eating: pancakes in about 2 minuets 
[58] drinking: water 
[59] I’m about to: have breakfast 
[60] listening to: andi mack is on tv rn 
[61] waiting for: my pancakes to be ready [62] want to: eat my pancakes [63] get married: someday 
[64] career: idk I’ll probably be an engineer

WHICH IS BETTER… [65] hugs or kisses: hugs 
[66] lips or eyes: both 
[67] shorter or taller: taller 
[68] older or younger: older 
[69] romantic or spontaneous: spontaneous I hate romance 
[70] nice arms or nice stomach: ARMS 
[71] sensitive or loud: sensitive 
[72] hook up or relationship: depends on the person 
[73] troublemaker or hesitant: troublemaker i need entertainment

HAVE YOU EVER… 
[74] kissed a stranger: yeah 
[75] drank hard liquor: yeah 
[76] lost glasses/contact lenses: no thank gd 
[77] turned someone down: yes [78] sex on first date: never been on a date 
[79] broken someone’s heart: i don’t think so 
[80] had your own heart broken: nah 
[81] been arrested: nope 
[82] cried when someone died: nope 
[83] fallen for a friend: nope

DO YOU BELIEVE IN… 
[84] yourself: sometimes 
[85] miracles: a little 
[86] love at first sight: nah 
[87] santa claus: no 
[88] kiss on the first date: sure 
[89] angels: maybe?

OTHER… 
[90] current best friend’s name: karamvir, jasdeep, jacob 
[91] eye colour: dark brown 
[92] favourite movie: power rangers

[tokyomewmew]

1-134 lets go.

idk if i love you or wanna murder you rn

1: Name

Fiona (Fifi and Barry work too)

2: Age

16 (in 3 day)

3: 3 Fears

-drowing

-sleep paralysis 

-never truly enjoying anything

4: 3 things I love

-my cat

-webcomics

-german delis

5: 4 turns on

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

6: 4 turns off

too bitter, too often

7: My best friends

matilda and tessa

8: Sexual orientation

labels r 4 soup cans

…

(I’m honestly unsure and i prefer not to worry about it)

9: My best first date

I’ve only had 1 first date and it was p much my dream date

10: How tall am I

5′7

11: What do I miss

tessa, cosplaying, thoroughly enjoying things

12: What time were I born

2:08pm i think

13: Favorite color

mint green-blue

14: Do I have a crush

no

15: Favorite quote

“Life is tough but I am tougher, I’ll be fine.” idk who its by i just saw it on tumblr once

16: Favorite place

downtown seattle or in the woods sometime between spring and summer

17: Favorite food

baked ziti

18: Do I use sarcasm

all the time

19: What am I listening to right now

buzzfeed video

20: First thing I notice in new person

idk

21: Shoe size

womens 10

22: Eye color

some say green, others say blue. I think green.

23: Hair color

light brown

24: Favorite style of clothing

80s fashion, anything pink and flashy, 

25: Ever done a prank call?

yep, but it was years ago

27: Meaning behind my URL

I like raspberries

28: Favorite movie

The grand budapest hotel, 

29: Favorite song

Colors by grouplove 

30: Favorite band

idk

31: How I feel right now

Hungry, melancholic, 

32: Someone I love

Gus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

33: My current relationship status

sangle

34: My relationship with my parents

okay i guess

35: Favorite holiday

Call me old fashioned, by i love christmas. I love love love giving gifts and warm sweaters and getting 2 weeks off school, its just so good.

36: Tattoos and piercing i have

Basic ear piercing

37: Tattoos and piercing i want

no other peircings. I know its cheesy, but I love minimalist flower tattoos, but theres nothing valuable enough to me to get a tattoo of.

38: The reason I joined Tumblr

All my friends were doing it. I actually really hated tumblr and i never wanted to join but here i am

39: Do I and my last ex hate each other?

no

40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?

I get snapchats if that counts

41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?

no, i dont think so

42: When did I last hold hands?

idk probably sometime today

43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?

about an hour

44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days?

nope

45: Where am I right now?

in my room, hunched over on the pink chair my cats like to tear up

46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?

probably matilda, or gus, there is even an off chance it could be nell

47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?

depends, if im alone, loud, any other case i go reasonable.

48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad?

yes

49: Am I excited for anything?

my birthday on thursday :3

50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?

nope

51: How often do I wear a fake smile?

everyday p much

52: When was the last time I hugged someone?

today probably

53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?

i wouldnt care

54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?

yep

55: What is something I disliked about today?

forgot breakfast, my classes kinda sucked

56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?

michael cera, i wanna fight him in his own home

57: What do I think about most?

eating

58: What’s my strangest talent?

dont got one

59: Do I have any strange phobias?

i dont think so

60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?

either way, love attention, love creating

61: What was the last lie I told?

idk

62: Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?

video chat, though i havent done it in months

63: Do I believe in ghosts?

not really, but i have a little hope

 How about aliens?

yea to some degree. I think they exist somewhere in the universe but i don’t think we’ll ever meet them 

64: Do I believe in magic?

not really, but i have a lot of hope

65: Do I believe in luck?

depends on the day. 

66: What’s the weather like right now?

rainy

67: What was the last book I’ve read?

I read a little bit of huntress by malinda lo, but its really just been sittin gon my bedside table for 3 months

68: Do I like the smell of gasoline?

not really

69: Do I have any nicknames?

fifi, fio, fif, fiobird

70: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had?

idk

71: Do I spend money or save it?

depends, i usually save but recently ive been spending like crazy

72: Can I touch my nose with a tongue?

yep

73: Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me?

yep, my clothes are pink, my chairs are pink, my sheets are pink, and ive got a buncha pink stuffed animals.

74: Favorite animal?

Frogs, bears, and bunnies!

75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?

sleepin

76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is

77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?

its hard to choose cuz ive got a whole playlist but heres a few

lifes a happy song

talk too much

kiss you

pay no mind

78: How can you win my heart?

food, similar interests, positivity, a sense of humor

79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?

“Y’all watch this”-final words

80: What is my favorite word?

amygdala 

81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr

idk

82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?

“Howdy”

83: Do I have any relatives in jail?

don’t think so

84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?

freeze time, or to be able to morph my body into whatever

85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?

“Are you a dog person or a cat person?”

86: What is my current desktop picture?

just a pattern of flowers

87: Had sex?

no

88: Bought condoms?

no

89: Gotten pregnant?

no

90: Failed a class?

no

91: Kissed a boy?

no

92: Kissed a girl?

yes!

93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?

no

94: Had job?

no

95: Left the house without my wallet?

yep

96: Bullied someone on the internet?

i dont think so

97: Had sex in public?

no

98: Played on a sports team?

yep, everyday

99: Smoked weed?

no

100: Did drugs?

no

101: Smoked cigarettes?

no

102: Drank alcohol?

no

103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan?

no

104: Been overweight?

yep, since forever

105: Been underweight?

no

106: Been to a wedding?

yes, I loved it so much!!

107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?

probably

108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight?

probably

109: Been outside my home country?

when i was 4 i went to ireland, when i was 6 i went to canada

110: Gotten my heart broken?

idk

111: Been to a professional sports game?

yep, went to a couple seattle sonics games when i was a kid. there were other things but idr what they were

112: Broken a bone?

nope

113: Cut myself?

nope

114: Been to prom?

nope

115: Been in airplane?

yep

116: Fly by helicopter?

nope

117: What concerts have I been to?

Weezer when i was 8 i think, the flaming lips when i was 10, and fun when i was 12 or 13

118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex?

yea, for a short while

119: Learned another language?

I’m trying!!

120: Wore make up?

yep, but never anymore

121: Lost my virginity before I was 18?

no

122: Had oral sex?

no

123: Dyed my hair?

yep, in 8th grade. it was purple and also the worst

124: Voted in a presidential election?

no

125: Rode in an ambulance?

no

126: Had a surgery?

yep, earlier this year

127: Met someone famous?

no

128: Stalked someone on a social network?

kinda

129: Peed outside?

yep

130: Been fishing?

yep, i used to go with tessa all the time

131: Helped with charity?

no

132: Been rejected by a crush?

no

133: Broken a mirror?

probably

134: What do I want for birthday?

tbh? stickers and manga

[sativasaku]

About Saku

I know this is one of those send a number to my ask things but I’m bored af and I’m gonna fill out this whole bitch lol

1: Full name Saku

2: Zodiac sign Cancer sun, Scorpio moon, Capricorn rising.

3: 3 Fears Snakes, rejection, failure.

4: 3 things I love The moon, crystals, drawing.

5: 4 turns on Good smell, big hands, scruffy face? xD

6: 4 turns off Bad smell, smol hands, baby face? LOL

7: My best friend Adam (my boyfriend)

AND MADISEN I MEAN I GUESS

8: Sexual orientation Bisexual

9: My best first date Uhhhhh idr lol

10: How tall am I 5'6’’

11: What do I miss My pipe I broke a few weeks ago (RIP Rhaegal)

12: What time were I born 9:42 pm

13: Favourite color Green, teal and orange.

14: Do I have a crush Jon Snow

15: Favourite quote Idfk

16: Favourite place Oregon.

17: Favourite food Pho and ramen.

18: Do I use sarcasm Not really lol

19: What am I listening to right now Dr Phil ripping someone a new one.

20: First thing I notice in new person Idfk.. I always feel vibes lol

21: Shoe size 8 ½

22: Eye color Blue/green

23: Hair color Black.

24: Favourite style of clothing Boho, comfy hippie fashion. Also goth/witchy 😘

25: Ever done a prank call? When I was a teenager lol

26: What colour of underwear I’m wearing now? Light blue and black.

27: Meaning behind my URL Saku has been my OC/pen name since I was like 13. Targaryen is from Game of Thrones.

28: Favourite movie I hate his question 😅 Blair Witch Project, Hayou Miyazaki films, A Tale of Two Sisters, Harry Potter, Se7en, Labyrinth,

29: Favourite song Rain of Brass Petals 3 Voices edit

30: Favourite band Chevelle

31: How I feel right now So full😩😩😩

32: Someone I love My cats

33: My current relationship status Taken. Slightly open relationship? Like we would probably have a 3some with a chick 😂

34: My relationship with my parents Hmmm…

35: Favourite holiday Halloween duh.

36: Tattoos and piercing i have Nose, ears stretched to 2g, sailor moon broach on left forearm, cancer symbol + heart on right wrist, pokeball on right foot, anarchy A on left foot, crescent moon and stars on left hip.

37: Tattoos and piercing i want I have a list lol

38: The reason I joined Tumblr Boredom.

39: Do I and my last ex hate each other? We are non existent to each other.

40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts? Not really xD

41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted? Uhhhhh idr who I texted last 😅

42: When did I last hold hands? Idfr.

43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning? What are mornings

44: Have I shaved your legs in the past three days? Yes

45: Where am I right now? Sitting in my closet smoking lol

46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me? Probably Adam…

47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level? LOUD.

48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad? Yes

49: Am I excited for anything? Going back to Oregon.

50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to? My boyfriend.

51: How often do I wear a fake smile? Lol

52: When was the last time I hugged someone? Earlier today.

53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me? I’d lose my fxkin mind lol

54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not? Nope.

55: What is something I disliked about today? How hot my room is 😫

56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? Can I meet the entire cast to Game of Thrones????¿

57: What do I think about most? Anxiety

58: What’s my strangest talent? I have freakishly good aim

59: Do I have any strange phobias? Not that I can’t think of

60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? Uhhhh either

61: What was the last lie I told? Idfk

62: Do I perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online? No I HATE talking on the phone like there is a 99.9% chance I will never answer your phone calls lol

63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens? Yes/yes

64: Do I believe in magic? That is a diverse question

65: Do I believe in luck? No

66: What’s the weather like right now? Cool

67: What was the last book I’ve read? The first Game of Thrones

68: Do I like the smell of gasoline? Sure

69: Do I have any nicknames? Saku, Taychan, Tayla, Tay

70: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had? Either when I busted my eye open on the trampoline or when I broke my arm.

71: Do I spend money or save it? I ain’t got no money to do either 😅😅😅

72: Can I touch my nose with a tounge? Nope

73: Is there anything pink in 10 feets from me? My phone case.

74: Favourite animal? Cats, penguins, foxes, dragons, white tiger

75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM? Probably smoking lol

76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is? Homie

77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it? A lot of songs 😅

78: How can you win my heart? Don’t be fake. Be genuine.

79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone? “420 blaze it ayyyyyy lmao”

80: What is my favorite word? Fuck

81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr UGHHHHH idk, everyone ?

82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say? Fuck you.

83: Do I have any relatives in jail? Nah.

84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power? The power to shit out money whenever I please

85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on? ☺☺☺

86: What is my current desktop picture? I don’t have a computer but my phone background is Jon Snow lol

87: Had sex? Yep

88: Bought condoms? Yep

89: Gotten pregnant? Nope

90: Failed a class? Yep

91: Kissed a boy? Yep

92: Kissed a girl? Yep

93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain? Yeeeeeep

94: Had job? Many

95: Left the house without my wallet? Always

96: Bullied someone on the internet? Never

97: Had sex in public? Yep

98: Played on a sports team? I am not athletic at all 😅

99: Smoked weed? Everyday. 😎

100: Did drugs? Ecstasy, acid

101: Smoked cigarettes? I quit 2 years ago 👐 I smoked for nearly a decade

102: Drank alcohol? I very very rarely drink.

103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan? Nope 🍗🍖

104: Been overweight? Probably

105: Been underweight? Probably

106: Been to a wedding? Yep

107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight? Try 12+

108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight? Binge watching shows on Netflix 👍

109: Been outside my home country? No

110: Gotten my heart broken? Yep

111: Been to a professional sports game? No

112: Broken a bone? Both bones in my arm/wrist

113: Cut myself? No

114: Been to prom? No

115: Been in airplane? Many a times

116: Fly by helicopter? Nope

117: What concerts have I been to? 😅😅😅 so many! Chevelle, warped tour, extreme thing etc

118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex? Yep. More like a “damn I’d fuck u” crush lol

119: Learned another language? I was taking Japanese in college

120: Wore make up? All the time

121: Lost my virginity before I was 18? Lost it @ 15 a month before my 16th birthday

122: Had oral sex? 😘

123: Dyed my hair? Let’s just say I haven’t had my natural hair color since I was like 13

124: Voted in a presidential election? I voted… But didn’t vote for either of them so

125: Rode in an ambulance? A few times

126: Had a surgery? Yep

127: Met someone famous? YEP Laura Bailey, Mary Elizabeth Mcglynn Johnny Young Bosch etc 😍

128: Stalked someone on a social network? We all do a little creepin’

129: Peed outside? Oh yes

130: Been fishing? Yep

131: Helped with charity? Yep

132: Been rejected by a crush? Yep 😧

133: Broken a mirror? I don’t think so??

134: What do I want for birthday? I want to go to Oregon. But I also want my medical card lol

135: How many kids do I want and what will be their names? I have 3 cat kids now and their names are Yuki, Kittler and Arya

136: Was I named after anyone? Some country singer 😐

137: Do I like my handwriting? Not really

138: What was my favourite toy as a child? My puffy (stuffed bear thing I still have actually lol)

139: Favourite Tv Show? GAME OF THRONES

140: Where do I want to live when older? Oregon

141: Play any musical instrument? Violin, little bit if piano. Havent played either in years tho

142: One of my scars, how did I get it? I got drop kicked on a trampoline when I was younger and had to get stitched right under my left eyebrow, you can still see the scar.

143: Favourite pizza toping? PINEAPPLE BITCHES 🖕🖕🖕🖕

144: Am I afraid of the dark? No

145: Am I afraid of heights? Not really

146: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad? Lol yes 😂 One time I snuck out @ like midnight and my Mom just so happened to be driving down the same street and picked my ass up and took me home LOL. I snuck back out when she left again.

147: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end? Who hasn’t?

148: What I’m really bad at Wow, a lot of shit 😅😅😅 Dealing/talking with people is my worst probably. I’m bad at math and being an adult

149: What my greatest achievments are My art

150: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me Don’t wanna talk about it

151: What I’d do if I won in a lottery Buy a house in Oregon.

152: What do I like about myself I guess my drawing skills. And loyalty.

153: My closest Tumblr friend Don’t have tumblr friends yo

154: Something I fantasise about Yo mama

155: Any question you’d like 👉👌

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1. DO YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR CLOSET DOORS OPEN OR CLOSED?- idc

2. DO YOU TAKE THE SHAMPOOS AND CONDITIONER BOTTLES FROM HOTELS?- no

3. DO YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR SHEETS TUCKED IN OR OUT?- out i hate when theyre in 

4. HAVE YOU STOLEN A STREET SIGN BEFORE?- no

5. DO YOU LIKE TO USE POST-IT NOTES?- i like them as bookmarks and sometimes ill have to do lists on them

6. DO YOU CUT OUT COUPONS BUT THEN NEVER USE THEM?- occasionally 

7. WOULD YOU RATHER BE ATTACKED BY A BIG BEAR OR A SWARM OF BEES?- bear 

8. DO YOU HAVE FRECKLES?- no

9. DO YOU ALWAYS SMILE FOR PICTURES?- eh

10. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST PET PEEVE?- when people are late

11. DO YOU EVER COUNT YOUR STEPS WHEN YOU WALK?- all the time

12. HAVE YOU PEED IN THE WOODS?- probably

13. HAVE YOU EVER POOPED IN THE WOODS?- no

14. DO YOU EVER DANCE EVEN IF THERES NO MUSIC PLAYING?- eh

15. DO YOU CHEW YOUR PENS AND PENCILS?- no

16. HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE YOU SLEPT WITH THIS WEEK?- 0

17. WHAT SIZE IS YOUR BED?- twin xl

18. WHAT IS YOUR SONG OF THE WEEK?- new york by st vincent

19. IS IT OK FOR GUYS TO WEAR PINK?- sure

20. DO YOU STILL WATCH CARTOONS?- yeah

21. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE MOVIE?- idk

22. WHERE WOULD YOU BURY HIDDEN TREASURE IF YOU HAD SOME?- my bank account

23. WHAT DO YOU DRINK WITH DINNER?- water

24. WHAT DO YOU DIP A CHICKEN NUGGET IN?- i dont eat meat

25. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?- croissants 

26. WHAT MOVIES COULD YOU WATCH OVER AND OVER AGAIN AND STILL LOVE?- foodfight (2012)

27. LAST PERSON YOU KISSED/KISSED YOU?- nah

28. WERE YOU EVER A BOY/GIRL SCOUT?- no

29. WOULD YOU EVER STRIP OR POSE NUDE IN A MAGAZINE?- not at the moment

30. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WROTE A LETTER TO SOMEONE ON PAPER?- yeah

31. CAN YOU CHANGE THE OIL ON A CAR?- i cant even drive

32. EVER GOTTEN A SPEEDING TICKET?- no

33. EVER RAN OUT OF GAS?- no

34. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE KIND OF SANDWICH?- not a fan

35. BEST THING TO EAT FOR BREAKFAST?- pancakes

36. WHAT IS YOUR USUAL BEDTIME?- anytime

37. ARE YOU LAZY?- not really 

38. WHEN YOU WERE A KID, WHAT DID YOU DRESS UP AS FOR HALLOWEEN?- idk

39. WHAT IS YOUR CHINESE ASTROLOGICAL SIGN?- boar

40. HOW MANY LANGUAGES CAN YOU SPEAK?- uh the closest to being fluent was italian but i used to be able to half speak spanish and latin

41. DO YOU HAVE ANY MAGAZINE SUBSCRIPTIONS?- used to have a fourfourtwo one but not anymore

42. WHICH ARE BETTER: LEGOS OR LINCOLN LOGS?- legos

43. ARE YOU STUBBORN?- only when im right

44. WHO IS BETTER: LENO OR LETTERMAN?- idc

45. EVER WATCH SOAP OPERAS?- no

46. ARE YOU AFRAID OF HEIGHTS?- no

47. DO YOU SING IN THE CAR?- no

48. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?- no

49. DO YOU DANCE IN THE CAR?- no

50. EVER USED A GUN?- no

51. LAST TIME YOU GOT A PORTRAIT TAKEN BY A PHOTOGRAPHER?- senior pictures in high school

52. DO YOU THINK MUSICALS ARE CHEESY?- yeah 

53. IS CHRISTMAS STRESSFUL?- yeah

54. EVER EAT A PIEROGI?- not since i was like 6

55. FAVORITE TYPE OF FRUIT PIE?- i dont eat pie

56. OCCUPATIONS YOU WANTED TO BE WHEN YOU WERE A KID?- soccer player or vet

57. DO YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS?- eh

58. EVER HAVE A DEJA-VU FEELING?- sure

59. DO YOU TAKE A VITAMIN DAILY?- not currently

60. DO YOU WEAR SLIPPERS?- no

61. DO YOU WEAR A BATH ROBE?- no

62. WHAT DO YOU WEAR TO BED?- usually sweatpants and a tshirt

63. WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CONCERT?- not counting music festivals i think owl city/maroon 5/vv brown

64. WALMART, TARGET, OR KMART?- target

65. NIKE OR ADIDAS?- abibas

66. CHEETOS OR FRITOS?- pringles

67. PEANUTS OR SUNFLOWER SEEDS?- i dont like either

68. EVER HEAR OF THE GROUP TRES BIEN?- idk

69. EVER TAKE DANCE LESSONS?- we had to take a dance class in 5th grade and we learned choreography to a high school musical song

 70. IS THERE A PROFESSION YOU PICTURE YOUR FUTURE SPOUSE DOING?- no

71. CAN YOU CURL YOUR TONGUE?- yeah

72. EVER WON A SPELLING BEE?- no

73. HAVE YOU EVER CRIED BECAUSE YOU WERE SO HAPPY?- yeah

74. OWN ANY RECORD ALBUMS?- several

75. OWN A RECORD PLAYER?- yeah

76. DO YOU REGULARLY BURN INCENSE?- no

77. EVER BEEN IN LOVE?- hm 

78. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE IN CONCERT?- tbh ive seen all my favorite favorite bands i think, but maybe hop along

79. WHAT WAS THE LAST CONCERT YOU SAW?- saintseneca/yuck

80. HOT TEA OR COLD TEA?- coffee

81. TEA OR COFFEE?- coffee

82. SUGAR COOKIES OR SNICKERDOODLES?- either

83. CAN YOU SWIM WELL?- well enough

84. CAN YOU HOLD YOUR BREATH WITHOUT HOLDING YOUR NOSE?- yeah

85. ARE YOU PATIENT?- you could say that

86. DJ OR BAND AT A WEDDING?- im not a fan of weddings

87. EVER WON A CONTEST?- yeah

88. HAVE YOU EVER HAD PLASTIC SURGERY?- no

89. WHICH ARE BETTER: BLACK OR GREEN OLIVES?- i dont eat olives

90. CAN YOU KNIT OR CROCHET?- no

91. BEST ROOM FOR A FIREPLACE?- no room

92. DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED?- not really

93. IF MARRIED, HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN MARRIED?

94. WHO WAS YOUR HIGH SCHOOL CRUSH?- someone that turned out to be a hardcore republican but i didnt know that at the time

95. DO YOU CRY AND THROW A FIT UNTIL YOU GET YOUR OWN WAY?- no

96. DO YOU HAVE KIDS?- i have dogs

97. DO YOU WANT KIDS?- no

98. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR? - bue

99. DO YOU MISS ANYONE RIGHT NOW?- not really

Tell me the 3 best things about you.- im reliable, thats all i can think of

On a scale of 1-10, how strict are/were your parents?- they werent strict with me because i was well behaved and did well in school so probably like 1-2

Who was your worst teacher? Why?- my ap english teacher probably

Who was your favorite teacher? Why?- i like my archaeology professor

Which would you pick: being world-class attractive, a genius or famous for doing something great?- idk

Who are the 3 greatest living musicians?- joanna newsom

If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?- everything

What was your favorite toy growing up?- idk

Name 3 celebrities you most admire.- i dont really care about celebrities

Name a celebrity you think is lame.

What accomplishment are you most proud of?- i guess being about to graduate college

Which of your friends are you proudest of? Why?- not really sure who considers me a friend anymore

What’s the most beautiful place you’ve ever been?- barcelona

What are your 3 favorite movies?- foodfight, foodfight, foodfight

Which historical figure would you like to be?- dont care

What’s the right age to get married?- whenever you want to

Tell me 3 things you remember about kindergarten.- i could probably name at least half my classmates

What paper that you’ve written are you most proud of?- ive only written 3? maybe 4 papers all throughout college and im not really proud of any of them they were just assignments to me

What’s your favorite ice cream flavor?- black raspberry or nutterbutter

What’s your favorite holiday?- im not a holiday guy

If you could eat only 3 foods for the rest of your life, what would they be?- i basically already do that

If you could be a cartoon character for a week, who would you be?- thats a good question but im not gonna answer it

What’s one choice you really regret?- several choices i made around age 13

What’s a great book you’ve read recently?- i havent read a real book in a few years :-(

Do you feel like a leader or a follower?- more of a leader

If you could ask your pet 3 questions, what would they be?- why are you a rat

What’s the most courageous thing you’ve ever done?- not die

Who would play you in a movie of your life?- me

If you could be an Olympic athlete, in what sport would you compete?- idk i guess soccer or tennis maybe snowboarding 

If you had to live in a different state, what would it be?- ive lived in 3 states

What living person, other than family members, do you most admire?- hm

What has been your favorite family vacation?- honestly probably random places in Pennsylvania thats vague but those are usually fun

If you could choose your own nickname, what would it be?- idk

Who is the funniest person you know?- some guy from high school

What’s your favorite thing about one of your grandparents?- my grandma is wild

Do you ever talk to yourself? When and what do you say?- not out loud 

When you’re having a bad day, what do you do to make yourself feel better?- suffer 

What’s your favorite smell in the whole world?- i cant smell well my nose doesnt work

What do you think is the greatest invention of all time?- computers

Using one word, how would you describe your family?- mess

Would you rather win an Olympic medal, an Academy Award or the Nobel Peace prize?- nobel but not the peace prize

What’s your favorite time of day?- afternoon

What’s your favorite season?- fall

What’s the one food you could never bring yourself to eat?- i dont eat most things

If you could ask the President one question, what would it be?- fuck you

If you could pick a new first name, what would it be?- theres a couple i have in mind

What’s your dream job?- i wish i knew

Cake or pie?- cake

What’s the best part about having siblings?- someone to play vidya games with

What is the scariest movie you’ve ever seen?- i dont watch scary movies

If you could travel anywhere in the world, where would it be?-italy

What is your favorite family tradition?- we dont have many

Who’s your celebrity crush?- eyes emoji

What trait do you like the most about yourself?- hm

What are you good at?- school

What fictional character do you wish you could meet?- theres a long list

What’s the first thing you do when you get home from a trip?- sleep

Would you rather spend five days exploring Disney or New York City?- disney since i live near nyc and hate it

Whose parents do/did you wish you had?- what

If you could shop for free at one store, which one would you choose?- probably an electronics store

What personal trait has gotten you in the most trouble?- im kind of blunt without realizing it idk if thats a personality trait

Who is your favorite athlete?- who do you think

Would you rather be the most popular kid in school or the smartest kid in school?- i was close to the latter already

What do you like to do on a rainy day?- sleep

What is your favorite thing about the beach?- idk the beach makes me sad these days

If you could be anywhere else right now, where would it be?- asleep

What is your favorite Disney movie?- lilo and stitch

If someone made a movie of your life would it be a drama, a comedy, a romantic-comedy, action film, or science fiction?- dark comedy 

Name a product or service you love so much that you’d happily be that company’s spokesperson.- probably none

If you were guaranteed to be successful in a different profession, what would you want to do?- i wish i knew

What’s the worst thing you did as a kid?- something i deeply regret

What is your favorite day of the week?- thursday

Which super power would you like to have and why?- shape shifting

3, If you were a bicycle, what part would you be?- the brakes

4If you were a t-shirt, what colour would you be and why?- black