#beantothemax

[soup-for-ghosts]

i was listening to 'the island north of vaugarde' the entire time i was making this which. it neither added nor subtracted but did a secret third thing to the experience. anyways. yes.

they don’t know what homophobia is!!!!

[selfdiagnosedeyemotif]

please give me the why-phoenix-wright-is-unkillable rant, I’m foolishly curious

lets stop and consider what phoenix wright has withstood:

falling from a burning bridge into a deadly river (survived with a cold, worked off in roughly a day)

consuming a necklace laced with trace amounts of a poison that realistically could have killed him (no adverse effects)

hit point-blank by a car, launched high into the air, slammed into a telephone pole (survived with a sprained ankle)

and not withstood:

two slaps from an eight-year old girl (knocked unconscious)

back pain from bending over (knocked unconscious for more than a day)

a notable middle ground to these occurs at the end of Reunion and Turnabout, where franziska von karma absolutely beats the shit out of the poor guy, remarks "and one more for good measure" and proceeds to go on an absolute frenzy.

what common ground is shared between the "not withstood" column that is not with the "withstood" column? comedy. being knocked out by pearl fey or back pain is played for laughs. as is fvk's knocking him out after saying just one more. but none of the first three are. but you know what is played for laughs about all three of them? the fact that phoenix survives unscathed.

he "passes off" his cold to the canadian judge, and everyone around him is varying degrees of incredulous at his speedy recovery. the necklace eating is explicitly a funny and frustrating moment and the player only realises the danger he was in after the fact. apollo's reaction alone to the whole fiasco of phoenix getting hit by a car is great.

the conclusion? well, theres a rather clear one. ace attorney operates under some crazy rulesets to start with, and phoenix wright is borne into those rules. the man operates under looney tunes physics. you can't harm him in any way that matters unless its funny. in the same way that one could only defeat bugs bunny by opening their mouth incomprehensibly wide to swallow an oncoming pie, one could only best phoenix wright by laying a banana peel in his path or something of that ilk. any meaningful attempt on his life would place the assailant in the role of the court jester, madly trying to take down this man that refuses to die in spite of absurd circumstances.

in trying to kill phoenix wright, you become a joke.

[justagingerwithredhair]

preserving this conversation in amber. what’s wrong with him. why does he care so much about which hair color league to join

Putting it in amber

Donating it to Blathers

[crabknight]

i used metis's tome on Lute and it said her 'maturity' increased...? what does that mean?

+5% to every stats growth rate

[nitw]

^🎺bwaaaaaaa

TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT~!!!!!

[these-detestable-hands]

DON'T DROWN HIM YOU MONSTER

[sachou-posting]

what is ‘dandori president style’?

DANDORI… PRESIDENT STYLE IS

~ SLEEK ~ SUAVE ~ SEXY ~ SUFFICIENT

IT IS… THE HIGHEST FORM… OF DANDORI!!!

\ \ DANDORI… PRESIDENT STYLE IS

SLEEK SUAVE SEXY SUFFICIENT

IT IS… THE HIGHEST FORM… OF DANDORI!!!

[ancestorlegacy]

YOUNES OLD PAL OLD BUDDY OLD CHUM I AM GLAD YOU ASKED!!!!!!!

crosscode just so happens to be my favorite video game!!!!! period!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and you will learn why!!!

crosscode is an EXCELLENT action rpg featuring the silliest girl ever invented pictured below

having a splendid time with her pals in a funky mmo world that is on a. moon??? somewhere out there in the galaxy??? maybe??? it’s funky

and there are absolutely no horrors to speak of :] no sirree :]

it is a FANTASTIC game that I cannot recommend enough, the story will kill you immediatly, the gameplay is fantastic, and the ost will also kill you. you will not emerge from it the same person you were before

it is available on most consoles and steam last i checked, and for roughly twenty dubloons too!!! what a steal for something that fundamentally altered my brain chemistry

Well, bean, you did it again.

I put it on my steam wishlist and will definitely check it out!

[garden-of-blue-sky]

evil garden of blue sky be like graveyard of orange ground

I LOVE THAT ACTUALLY

[nero-vanderwolf]

HEALING TAPIR INBOUND

[+7]

THANKEE KIND SIR

[spitblaze]

love to see not one but TWO of my mutuals employing the 'little birthday boy' defense

[soup-for-ghosts]

didn’t know barok was 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 like that

never speak again. like actually. never.

[selfdiagnosedeyemotif]

“the point is, no common thread exists between myself, gregson and dr wilson” chat does he know about his dead brother

wait who says this one again

[justagingerwithredhair]

my boy!!!!!!!!! look at he!!!!

[crabknight]

I BET YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE SO FUCKING FUNNY WHEN YOU SAID NOTHING BAD HAPPENED IN THE COLONY 9 ASSAULT HUH. DIDNT YOU. DUE TO FORCES OUT OF MY CONTROL I HAVE TO TAKE A BREAK BEFORE I BREAK METAL FACE’S FACE IN BUT IM GOING TO KILL SOMEONE

:)

[nitw]

BIRTH

PLEASE,,,,HAVE MERCY,,,,,ITS JUST YOUR AVERAGE OL FRIDAY,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,