#beams an image of sifdile makeouts directly into your brain

[plaguethewaters]

sifdile au where they were actually togheter the whole time way before the whole king quest, they are just very very chill about it and travel on their own sometimes (ofc siffrin still hasnt opened up about his severe abandonment issues anyway this is Repression Man we're talking about) and the party has. no idea

theyre not into pda and they sleep separately anyway because odile doesnt like bedsharing so its not like its obvious - odile continuously teasing Isabeau about his crush does not help at all

(she is a little bit jealous on the inside but like. Her and siffrin being The Way They Are they never had a proper conversation about their relationship status despite being, by all meter of measurement, together, so she's like. Well. It isnt really fair to deprive Isabeau ofnhis chanche at confessimg just because Ive known siffrin longer. Maybe they'll chose him in the end and that will be Fine < lying < thought this while her and siffrin were actively making out on a secret quest)

at the end when isa confesses sif does go "ily too" but theyre also like. Sorry ??? ive been dating odile this whole time?????

and everyone Odile Included just turn to him in shock - to which he stops and like. Odile why are You surprised.

She has to go all bashful for the first time of her life, shes trying to keep a straught serious fave about it but it is. so fucking embarassing actually and she has to be like. Well. We never talked about it.

And isas like Oh you are so made for each other actually. Neither of you know how to talk at all a match made in heaven for real.

They continue behaving in the exact same way as before except every now and them they Hold Hands while walking. Odile flirts by subtly insulting them and sarcasm and siffrin flirts with horrible horrible jokes. Bonnie tries to call them disgusting Once and gets roasted so fucking bard by odile that they never try it again in their whole life