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Fainting spell

Full Masterlist Lando Norris Masterlist

Pairing: Lando Norris x Fem!reader

Summary: you have pots syndrome and faint on live

Warnings: Reader faints, fainting, swearing, bad language, blood?, reader gets injured!!! (Please tell me if I missed any?!!!)

“Where’s y/n?” Lando read out from the chat with a smile “she’s currently sat over there-“ lando said as he looked over to you with a smile, “she’s sat in the corner of the room on her phone- baby C’mere” lando said as he held his hand out gesturing for you to come sit on his lap.

You smiled as you walked over to them both “hi everyone…” you smiled as you sat on landos lap, you felt a wave of dizziness hit you but you shook it off.

You stayed there for awhile until lando got thirsty “hang on max, I’m gonna go grab my water bottle” lando said as you got up from his lap so he could go grab it.

You felt the same dizziness when you got up too fast, “y/n? You okay?” Max asked when he saw you looked pale and you nodded “I’m fine..I’m just gonna grab my phone” you said and max nodded as he read the chat.

As you took another two steps you felt the dizziness but ten times worse, your vision went black and you felt yourself collapse to the ground, hitting your head as you did.

“Is y/n okay?” Max read out confused “yes guys she’s fine she just went to grab her phone..” max said with furrowed brows, max has his headphones on so he didn’t hear or see you faint behind him.

User1: OMFG IS SHE OKAY?!

User2: DID SHE FAINT?!

User3: MAX TAKE YOUR FUCKING HEADPHONES OFF

Used4: BEHIND U DUDE- SHES LITERALLY PASSED OUTTT

User5: OMG SHE BETTER BE OKAY!

User6: UHM- WHY DO I SEE BLOOD ON THE FLOORRR?!

Max looked behind him, thinking the chat was messing with him but when he looked behind him and saw you on the floor he quickly threw his headphones off and sprinted out of his chair.

“Y/n?! Fuck- y/n? Are you okay?” He asked but you was completely unconscious, and that’s when he saw the cut on your head and the blood.

“Fuck- LANDO! LANDO!” Max yelled out as he held your head gently, “LANDO!” Max yelled again.

“what did you rage quit again?” Lando laughed as he walked in but his smirk left when he saw max holding you passed out and a massive gush on your head “what happened?!” Lando asked worried

“I- I don’t know I had my headphones on-“ max said as lando carried you onto max’s bed.

“It’s alright- she just fainted…she’s got pots remember?” Lando reminded him and max sighed in relief with a hand on his chest “you could’ve fucking reminded me!”

“I just did!” Lando argued as he checked your cut.

“Is her head okay? I think she hit it on my chair” max said and lando nodded “yeah…she might need a plaster but she’s fine” lando said as he sat next to you waiting for you to wake up.

“Fuckin hell I just had a panic attack” max said as he took a couple deep breaths. “Chat are going crazy” max said as he sat back down on his chair.

“Y/n’s fine you guys- she’s alright” max said “lando is sitting on my bed with her” max explained.

You stirred and felt a pain in your head, “ah- what happened? I feel dizzy” you said as you sat up but lando pushed you down gently “don’t get up too fast baby.”

“What happened?” You asked confused “you fainted and you cut your head but i put a plaster on it..it’s not that bad” lando said checking your cut again and you smiled “thank you..”

“Did you not feel dizzy before?” Lando asked and you nodded “why didn’t you tell me?” Lando huffed as he held your hand, “I didn’t think I’d actually faint- I’m sorry” you said as you wrapped yourself around him burying your face into his neck.

“It’s fine..wanna sit with me? The chat are all very worried about you” lando laughed making you grin “yes please” you smiled as lando carried you with him into his chair, “you wanna play?” He asked as he handed you his controller “thank you baby”

“Don’t let her play! She’s gonna beat me now…” max huffed

Max and lando are both very competitive and stubborn but they both knew for a fact you was better then them and would beat them in games you haven’t even played before.

“You have to be me though” lando grinned as he edited your character for you, “I’m not even allowed to be me in the game?” You asked with a shake of your head as lando giggled.

-

“See?! How does she do the quick turns so fast?! This is bullshit.” Max raged as he threw his head back onto his chair making you bite back your grin.

“Chat said your acting like a baby” lando laughed and max glared at him, “you go against her then” max huffed as he handed him his controller

“Baby Drink..” Lando reminded you as he passed you his water bottle, you took a couple sips as you read the chat.

User1: omg lando is the best bf ever-

User2: couple goals.

User3: is she okay y’all? Why’s she got a plaster on her head?

You smiled at the chat “I’m okay you guys, I cut my head when I fell but I’m alright…I can’t believe I fainted like ten minutes ago and I’m beating them both” you giggled as you rubbed your eye as a wave of dizziness hit you again, “lan?” You said and lando looked down from the screen towards you “mhm? You okay?” He asked as he stroked your thigh “no I feel dizzy again..” you said as you put the controller down “wanna take a break baby? Maybe you shouldn’t look at the screen…c’mon” lando said as he gestured for you to get up, he held you so you got up slowly but that wasn’t enough…you fainted again.

Your eyes rolled back as you collapsed in landos arms “shit-“ lando said as he laid you back down on top of him, “Sorry max- I think I’m gonna carry y/n to bed..You can carry on the stream though?” Lando said as he lifted you up into his arms.

“Nah it’s alright mate. I’m knackered anyway..Sorry guys! We’re gonna end it here- y/n’s okay though” max said to the camera before switching it off.

“Want me to help?” Max asked and lando shook his head “nah it’s alright…Night!” Lando said as he left with you “night” max grinned as he watched lando try to shut the door but failed repeatedly until he just kicked it and left “stupid door.”

“That is my door y’know?” Max shook his head and lando smirked “yes I do know that.”

-

Lando gently laid you onto your bed and quickly grabbed your water bottle adding cold water with ice. “Lan?….did I faint again” you asked and lando nodded as he handed you your bottle.

“Sorry..” you sighed and lando scrunched his face “do not say sorry. It’s not like you do it on purpose”

“I love you- Cuddle?” You asked with a smile and he grinned as he jumped on the bed and wrapped himself around you “duh”

“Is max okay? Is he trying to shut his door or something?” You asked confused when you heard a door shutting and closing making lando smirk.

“He’s fine…let’s just sleep” lando smiled as he rested his face into your neck.

“LANDO! You broke my door! The handle doesn’t work!” Max yelled and you looked down to lando who was biting back his laugh.

“I was only unconscious for a couple minutes!” You shook your head and he couldn’t hold back his laugh.

“ARE YOU LAUGHING AT ME?!” Max yelled and you both covered your mouths as you nearly cried from laughter.

I hope you enjoyed it lol

[beah388love]

Favourite flower

Full Masterlist Lando Norris Masterlist

Pairing: Lando Norris x Fem!reader

Summary: You love orchids..it could even be an addiction.

Warnings: swearing! Bad language, reader is upset and cries! (Please tell me if I missed any?!!!)

It was a known thing that you absolutely adored orchids. They were your favourite flower in the whole world and you would quite literally look after them like your babies.

-

“Okay now turn the chat on” lando explained to max and he rolled his eyes “how do I do that?”

“You press the button.” Lando said throwing his hands up losing his patience “what button?! There’s a lot to pick from!” Max argued and you gave the camera a tired look from their stupid arguments, they honestly sounded like an old married couple sometimes.

“Just let me do it-“ lando huffed as he pressed it and the chat started swarming with comments, “Jesus Christ how am I supposed to read all that?” Max said laughing and lando shook his head with a smile as he continued to try to fix the mic stand.

“Thank you for the sub Kelly5608…who’s that?” Max read out from the chat “that’s y/n guys she’s chilling” max smiled as you gave the camera a wave from his sofa.

User1: who is that in the background?

User2: OMG Y/N WE SAW YOUR ORCHIDSSSSS

User3: congrats on your win y/n!

User4: what orchids did you get for winning your race?!

User5: NOT MAX AND LANDO ARGUING AGAIN LMAO

Max scrolled up as he tried to read the comments “they’re all asking about your new orchid y/n” max smiled as he looked over to you “oh yeah! I was going to post her today but forgot! Hang on imma go get her!” You gasped with a squeal as you jumped up and ran out the room to go grab the flower.

“She loves orchids guys..the house is full of them.” Max chuckled and lando grinned “they all have names too”

“Here she is! Shes pink with SPOTSSSSS! I haven’t got a name for her yet though..” you beamed as you showed the camera your new orchid.

“How many have you got now?” Lando asked with a smile at your excitement. “Uh…12”

“Why do you like them so much?” Max asked and you shrugged “they’re just so pretty..” you said touching the petals of your flower in awe.

Lando wrapped his arm around your stomach and pulled you to him “max everything’s okay now, I think.” Lando said as he gestured to his set up.

“Thanks mate..are you guys staying in the background?” Max asked and lando looked up to you to see what you wanted to do, “mhm..yeah I’m gonna go put my orchid back first though” you said as you put a hand through landos hair before leaving again.

Lando huffed with a moody face as max thanked his subs.

User1: why’s lando so annoyed?

User2: lando looks so mad

Lando read the chat as he waited for you, “guys I’m tired..I’m not annoyed” Lando said not noticing you behind him making him jump a bit. “He’s tired..my grouchy boy” you smirked teasing him.

Lando grabbed his phone and sat on the sofa, pulling you on top of him making you giggle “can we sleep?” Lando asked tiredly and you nodded into his chest as he played with your hair.

“Lando and y/n are dead asleep guys..” max said as he looked behind him “i think he’s actually drooling…yeah he’s drooling” max laughed to himself as he stood up and took a picture before sneakily sitting back in his chair again “I can use that for blackmail now” max smirked with a devil laugh.

-

“Okay…chat can you hear me? Can you hear us?” Max asked into the mic whilst lando checked the monitor was working. “Okay..they can hear us.”

“Now let’s call ria” max said as he clicked his tongue, “max? Lando? Can you hear me? I can hear you.” She said through her headset and max smiled “we can hear you”

You were snuggled up in lando’s arms, playing a game on his phone.

“Is y/n there?” Ria asked and max looked over to lando.

“Yeah but she can’t hear you” max said and that perked your interest as you lifted your head and looked up at max and lando confused.

Lando bit back his grin “He’s talking about ria.” Lando explained and you nodded as you laid your head back down on his chest, lando stroking his hand up and down your back under your his hoodie.

“Is she gonna stay there?” Ria asked and max shook his head. Max poked lando on the head catching his attention.

Max silently gestured to you and lando nodded, “baby? Is it okay if you lay somewhere else?” Lando asked and you whined “why…m’comfy here.”

“Because I need to have room for the game we’re playing” Lando said and you huffed “fine…”

You got up and took landos phone with you still playing whatever game had your attention, “Kiss?” Lando grabbed your wrist gently stopping you and you smiled before giving him a small kiss, before walking off to your bedroom.

“Okay she’s gone.” Max whispered into his mic “you don’t need to whisper you muppet.” Lando rolled his eyes with a laugh.

“Okay. So how are we planning this surprise then?” Max asked.

“Right..so I have a list of all the things she likes here-“ ria said but lando interrupted “we already got her some orchids by the way”

“Great, That’s off the list then.” Ria smiled as she scratched it off her notes.

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landonorris: Y/n’s surprise from me and max…. She has been blocked from this post btw so don’t tag her lol

Tagged: maxfewtrell

User1: omg where to find a man like lando?

User2: literalllyyyyyy

User3: omg this is so fucking cute

User4: what’s this about?

User5: y/n won the Grand Prix and lando and max did a whole stream making a surprise for her

maxfewtrell: we was in that garden centre for hours.

landonorris: hours.

Maxverstappen1: remember her birthday?

landonorris: god don’t remind me, it’s so hard to get her presents

Carlossainz: You didn’t get her that pink one did you?

landonorris: yeah I did

Carlossainz: Dude. You said I could get her that one?!

landonorris: snooze ya lose

-

Ginge and Ethan flew out to Monaco to ‘to train and eat like lando for 24 hours’

“Woah! Are these y/n’s orchids?” Ethan asked when he saw the windowsill filled with them, two hanging down either side.

“Mh? Oh yeah- that’s just some of them, the rest are in our bedroom” lando said with a little laugh.

“These are just some? There’s 1..2..3…8!” Ginge exclaimed as he counted them.

“What’re you talking about?” You smiled as you walked in to the kitchen right on time.

“Your orchids” lando smiled as he placed a kiss on your head and you gasped happily.

“Be prepared…they have names.” Lando whispered to them both before you began rambling. Lando giggled to himself as he ate his breakfast.

“This one is called pineapple! Because it looks like a pineapple and this one is called leafy-“ you smiled as you showed them both all your orchids and they were shocked when you told them how long you had them all..

“How many have died?” Ginge asked “only one out of..twelve” you said and he nodded “I thought these were hard to look after?”

“They say that but I’m not an expert” you shrugged “what’s the oldest you have then? Or the first one you got?” Ethan asked and you squealed excitedly.

“It’s one of my favourites..it’s called leafy and I’ve had it since I was 14 so…seven years nearly eight” you said and they both gasped “Jesus Christ- how long do they live?”

“Some live up to 20+ years but I haven’t had any that long to determine that yet” you smiled

“Anyway you better eat your breakfast before your workout” you said as you remembered their plan for today.

“I guess I know what to get her for her next birthday” ginge laughed and lando shook his head “No. No more orchids.”

“What?” You said sadly and he smirked “only kidding…I luv em- they remind me of you” he smiled as he pulled you into his embrace and you laughed “well in that case…I want a red one” you grinned.

-

You sat on the sofa with lando and Carlos for post-race interview questions.

“First of all congratulations on your win y/n-“ the interviewer smiled and you smiled back “thank you”

“My question is, so it’s very known that you love your orchids-“ the interviewer grinned and you giggled nodding your head “you could say that again” Carlos laughed

“Are you expecting any after this win? I remember your last win and might I say you got a lot” the interviewer smiled and you nodded “I don’t expect any, but I would love them” you answered.

“And might I ask why you love them so much?” The man asked and you thought for a moment “I can’t really say? I just do? Ever since I was gifted my first one I’ve just fell in love with them.” You smiled at the memory.

-

“Alright, max! We’re leaving now” you said as lando grabbed his bag “alright see you later” max smiled

“Water my orchids yeah?” You said pointing a finger at him sternly and he nodded with a smile.

“60 ml of water, boil the rice water- oh! And only on the weekend! Once a week!” You listed off as lando dragged you out the house.

“I will! Now go. leave!” Max chuckled as he shut the door.

A week later

Max poured the boiled water exactly too 60ml in the jug and walked over to your orchids and began watering them until he got to your favourite and in his opinion his favourite too, the light blue orchid.

The rarest out of all of your collection, it was a gift from lando after winning your first race and he had asked you to be his girlfriend. You had named it lucky.

He poured in the water and did a double take when he saw the flowers had shrivelled up and gone brown. “Oh my fucking god.” He muttered under his breath.

“Oh fuck. Shit-“ he cursed as he reached out to touch one of the shrivelled flowers but it fell off from his touch. “Ah- shit!” He swore as he began pacing.

“Fuck i killed it. It’s dead. Oh my god.” He panicked to himself and jumped when his phone lit up.

He hesitantly walked over to his phone and scrunched his face when he saw it was lando.

Lando: we just landed and y/n wants me to tell you to only do 60ml lol

Max bounced his leg anxiously as he sat down looking at his phone, he overcome his anxiety and hit press on the call button next to landos name.

Lando answered his phone confused, “max?”

“Lando- I uh- promise you won’t yell at me.” Max said quietly and lando stiffened catching your attention. “What did you do.” Lando asked and max breathed out.

“Is y/n there? Can she hear me?” Max asked and lando sighed, “y/n? I’m gonna go somewhere quieter okay?” He asked and you nodded.

“Alright I’m alone. What happened?” Lando asked worried

“Promise you won’t be mad…” max said and lando huffed “max. Just get it out.”

“I killed y/n’s orchid”

…

…

…

“Lando?”

“Oh my fucking god.” Lando shut his eyes and scrunched his face.

“I didn’t mean to! I didn’t even do anything! It’s just brown and wilted and dead.” Max blurted in a panic.

“How are you gonna tell her?” Lando asked and max went silent “I thought you was going to! That’s why I called you!” Max argued and lando scoffed.

“Yeah well I’m not the one who killed it. Wait what one is it?” Lando asked and max bit his lip anxiously.

“The blue one….”

“OH MY F-“ lando whisper shouted as he slapped his hand to his face.

“Oh my god she’s gonna be so upset. Fuck. We can’t tell her yet, we’ll tell her after qualifying” Lando said and max sighed “fuck I feel so bad”

“Max I’ve gotta go- she’s coming” Lando said before hanging up.

“What was that about?” You asked and lando quickly lied “he needed help to connect to the wifi”

“That’s max for you” you laughed and he nodded with a fake smile “yeah- yeah it is.” Lando said through gritted teeth.

After qualifying

You had come second in qualifying, lando came first.

“Baby..I uhm- I need to talk to you and you need to promise me you won’t be mad” Lando said seriously and you instantly grew worried, “w-what is it?”

“So- uh- I don’t know how to say this but…max accidentally killed your orchid….” Lando said as he held your hand and you physically paled.

“Which one?” You asked with widened eyes and he took a breath “the blue one…” Lando said and you gasped and felt tears prick your eyes.

You know people would say how stupid it is to cry over a flower but it’s not just a flower. It was the orchid lando got your for winning your first race and it was the night he asked you to be his girlfriend that he gave it to you, and he had picked the colour blue 1. Because of how rare it is and everyone struggled to get a hold of it and 2. Because the colour reminded you of someone meaningful to you.

“Baby..” Lando said softly as he wrapped you in his arms “w-why did h- he k-kill it” you whimpered as you wiped your tears.

Oscar walked over to you both but lando quickly gestured to him to leave and Oscar nodded awkwardly before leaving.

“I- I wanna go back home” you whimpered and lando nodded as he rocked you both side to side.

“Alright..we can go back home baby” lando muttered into your hair as he rested his chin on top of your head.

“Can you carry me?” You asked and he gave you a sad smile nodding “hop on baby” Lando said as he bent down and you hopped onto his back, wrapping your arms over his shoulders and burying your head into the crack of his neck.

He felt awful. He could feel some stray tears dropping onto his neck and shirt.

He carried you through the paddock up to his car. You got off his back silently and sat in the front passenger seat looking down at you hands.

You pulled your hood up and lando felt so bad, he knew how much your orchids meant to you especially the blue one.

“Im sorry baby..” Lando said sadly, stroking your thigh with his free hand.

The jet home was silent for you, lando had given you his headphones and you sat on his lap you face buried in his neck and his arms wrapped around you.

He knew his headphones were noise cancelling so when Oscar asked him what had happened he sighed and explained what happened to him.

“Actually that reminds me- max was supposed to message me…” lando said as he grabbed his phone from the table, he could feel your breathing slow and little snores from you so he knew you had fallen asleep.

Max: is she okay?

Lando: she’ll be okay, how did you kill it?

Max: I didn’t! It just died! I swear! I’ve never killed her orchids before when I looked after them.

Lando: I know I just find it weird since it’s a couple years old now? It should’ve been fine.

Max: I feel awful.

Lando: she’ll forgive you don’t worry

Max: I hope so

Lando sighed as he shut his phone off, “are you sure it’s dead?” Oscar asked and lando nodded. “Max said its flowers have all fallen off and gone brown” Lando said tiredly and Oscar furrowed his brows.

“Doesn’t that happen when they wilt though? They usually die when the leaves go?” Oscar asked and lando pouted his lips confused “how do you know so much about orchids?”

“Y/n” Oscar said with a little laugh.

Once you got home

You had hopped onto landos back again, your face nuzzled in his neck. “Please don’t be mad at max baby, he didn’t mean to kill it” Lando said and you sighed sadly.

“I won’t I’m just upset.”

“I know.” Lando said as he rubbed small circles on the back of your leg, holding you up.

Max opened the door hesitantly, scared of your anger and sadness towards him but it didn’t come.

You hopped off of landos back and quickly walked inside to go look at your favourite flower but you paused when you saw it.

“Y/n…I- Im Sorry” max said quietly and lando bit his lip as he leaned against the wall watching you.

“Wait? I’m confused? Where’s my blue orchid?” You asked and max furrowed his brows pointing to the flower you was looking at.

“You said it was dead?” You said and max and lando looked at each other even more confused.

“Oh my god. You fucking scared me! It’s not dead you guys! It’s just wilted” you gasped in relief and max held his chest in relief.

“Wait so you’re telling me it’s alive?” Max asked and you nodded “oh thank fuck.”

“So you panicked us the whole time and it was alive?” Lando said and max nodded with an awkward tight lipped smile.

“Oh my god I’m so happy you’re alive lucky…” you exclaimed as you cradled the flower in your arms.

“Max is never looking after you again.” You half-teased and max looked at the floor embarrassed

“I said I was sorry! How was I supposed to know it wasn’t dead?” Max argued and you rolled your eyes.

“It doesn’t matter now. I just wanna sleep, I’m tired and my body hurts” you said tiredly since you and lando had literally just come back from qualifying.

“C’mon baby, let’s go to bed” Lando smiled holding his hand out for you which you took.

“Night max! Don’t go on any more killing sprees!” Lando teased and laughed when he heard max yell back “shut up lando”

-

Lando’s story updated

User1: THANK GOD

User2: OUR MASCOT IS OKAY! OUR BABY IS OKAY!

MercedesF1: thank god! You nearly gave the whole grid a panic attack! Shame on you max.

maxfewtrell: I said I was sorry 😔 no need to call me out like that

User3: I’m so lost. who is lucky?

User4: Lucky is y/n’s orchid

User5: lucky is our baby*

maxfewtrell: I apologise to all the lando and y/n fans…

landonorris: Get outta my comment section

User10: you better

User11: What did you do max?!

User12: how do you accidentally kill but not kill a flower?

User13: max our cute little murderer

User14: ^^ very mindful, very demure, very cutesy

User6: lando and y/n are so cuteeee

User7: what happened tho? She looked so upset

maxverstappen1: you gave me a mini heart attack when I read everyone’s tweets saying lucky died

georgerussell: I nearly died when I saw the tweets

User15: BRO WHO IS LUCKY?!

User16: lucky is y/n’s orchid

mclaren: so glad everyone is A-okay! 👌🏻

Carlossainz: I nearly dropped my phone when I saw fans tweets

User8: AHHH MY FAV COUPLE

User9: ITS *SHIPNAME*

I hope you enjoyed reading lol - this is in honour of my favourite flower

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What’s for dinner?

Full Masterlist Lando Norris Masterlist

Pairing: Lando Norris x Fem!reader

Summary: lando does the “what’s for dinner bitch?” Prank on you

Warnings: swearing, bad language, yelling!!! (Please tell me if I missed any?!!!)

Lando had seen a new trending prank on tiktok and he never really liked pranking you but he wanted to see your reaction for this prank. The bf would go up to his gf and ask “what’s for dinner bitch?” And he wanted to see how you’d react, he was a little scared since you never really got mad or angry but he has seen a couple times and when you do get mad you get mad.

Lando set up the camera and his it behind a pan on the kitchen side, you hadn’t noticed him walk in yet but he could see you cooking dinner and cutting up vegetables.

The smell of whatever you was making was heavenly, lando took a breath and gave a cheeky smile to the camera.

Lando built up the courage and said it “what’s for dinner bitch?” He said quite harshly and you lifted your head slowly not looking over to him, you set down the knife in your hand and tilted your head at him.

Max who was sat on the sofa on his phone also looked over at lando confused and looks over to you awkwardly until he remembered the trending prank on tiktok.

“What did you just call me?” You asked raising an eyebrow and he gulped fidgeting with his hand.

“I said you’re a bitch” lando said rudely again still trying his hardest not to break character and apologise to you and kiss you all over there and then.

You looked at him with furrowed brows and he rolled his eyes at you “where’s my fucking dinner? I’m hungry!” Lando yelled at you and you scoffed.

“Don’t fucking talk to me like that!” You yelled back and threw the tea towel in your hand at him before walking out the room angrily and slamming your bedroom door.

“Dude…your in deep shit” max said as he leaned over the sofa looking over at your now locked bedroom door, lando bit back a laugh as he quickly turned off his phone. Max took a photo of lando who gave him a cheeky grin and posted it onto his insta story.

maxfewtrell added to his story

User1: what happened why’s he a bad bf?!

User2: WHATD I MISS?!

User3: check landos tiktok

Maxverstappen1: what did you do…

Maxverstappen1: you’re in trouble.

User4: LMAO

oscarpiatri: I could feel her glare through the screen.

Lewishamilton: this is why I get scared to race her…

User5: NOT THE WHOLE ASS GRID BEING SCARED OF HER

User6: LANDO UR SO MEAN

User7: I CANT BELIEVE HE DID THE PRANK

User8: HE BETTER NOT HAVE CHEATED ON OUR Y/N

“Baby? Babe…open the door!” Lando said with a teasing smirk as he pulled on the door handle.

“Baby..?” Lando said more serious and not with a playful and teasing grin.

“Y/n? Open the door.” He said again as he knocked on the door loudly all whilst max watched from leaning on the sofa.

“Y/n. Baby? Please open the door! It was a prank! I didn’t mean it! I swear- it was just for a tiktok-“ Lando was cut off by the door unlocking and your arm sticking out with a pillow.

“What’s that for?” Lando asked confused

“It’s for you. You’re sleeping on the sofa.” You said sternly as you pushed the pillow into his arms before shutting and locking the door again.

Max pursed his lips with a ‘ooh your in trouble’ look and lando sighed throwing his head back.

Lando walked over to max with his head hung low and max couldn’t help his laughs.

“It’s not funny.” Lando glared with a pout as he threw his pillow on the sofa and laid down, “your in the doghouse man” max teased and lando rolled his eyes.

“I regret making doing that stupid tiktok.” Lando pouted and max smirked at his small pout.

“At least you know she wouldn’t let you call her a bitch?” Max said poking fun and lando glared at him.

maxfewtrell added to his story

User1: Lando what did you do?!

User2: omg I just saw his TikTok-

User3: she’s scary when she’s mad.

User4: you deserve it tbh

Maxverstappen1: you deserve it man

Georgerussel: it was too much for little lando Norris

User5: LMAOOO

User6: NJSIWHSJAKK

Lando shuffled on the sofa the whole night, max had left to go into his bed and lando glared at him jealously.

Lando has fallen asleep for abt two minutes before waking up again, he couldn’t fall asleep without you in his arms or next to him. He missed feeling your feet touching his or hearing your breathing or feeling your hair touch his chest.

He huffed as he got up walking tiredly towards your door with his pillow in his arms. He knocked but the door opened from his touch…it was unlocked?

He walked in quietly and smiled when he saw you passed out on your bed hugging your pillow, lando carefully climbed in next to you but unfortunately for him it woke you up “mh…” you groaned and stirred “sh..sh baby..go back to sleep” Lando said as he pulled the pillow from your grip and put it under your head and instead snuggled you into his arms.

Placing kisses on your head and you sighed in relief “I love you…” you mumbled making him smile “I love you too” he whispered back as he pressed a long kiss to your temple.

“I’m still mad at you…” you mumbled again and he smirked at you, you was half awake but still held a grudge.

“I know. I deserve it” lando grinned as he rested his head in your neck breathing in contently.

“You know I would never call you a bitch for real though right?” Lando asked you in a serious tone and you nodded into his chest “I know lan” you smiled as he stroked his fingers up and down your back.

“Good.”

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Two in one…

Full Masterlist Lando Norris Masterlist

Pairing: lando norris x fem!pregnant!reader

Summary: You and lando find out your pregnant with….twins!

Warnings: pregnancy, twins, swearing, bad language, fainting, heatstroke!!! (Please tell me if I missed anything?!!!)

You woke up to lando’s hand in your hair, playing with it and without you knowing he accidentally made some knots but he tried his hardest to undo them as best he could. “Good mornin’ baby” he said softly giving you a kiss on the temple, he still had his morning voice that made your heart flutter “Morning” you mumbled into your pillow and you made an annoyed noise when he stopped playing with your hair making him laugh “s’ not funny” you huffed into the pillow and he couldn’t help but laugh as he ran his fingers back into your hair, playing with it softly “I’m sorry for laughing beautiful” Lando said jokingly making you giggle into your pillow.

“C’mon baby we have to get up” lando sighed as he leaned over on top of you and gave you a kiss on the nose “fineeeeeee” you huffed as you got up with him.

You was in the middle of getting dressed, only having your bottoms on and no Bra, lando smirked when he saw you and quietly walked behind you wrapping his arms around you making you jump “lando! Don’t do that! You could’ve given me a heart attack!” You laughed making him grin, he cheekily sneaked his hands up to your boobs and held them in each of his hands, squeezing them until he heard you yelp and wince making him instantly remove his hands “baby? You okay? Did I hurt you? Did I squeeze them too hard?” He asked you worried and the last question made you laugh a little “no baby you didn’t squeeze them too hard they’ve just been really sensitive lately..it’s probably because my periods due” you said with a huff at the end of your sentence, “want me to massage em?” Lando smirked wrapping his arms around your waist pulling you into him making you squeal a laugh “Lando Norris!” You giggled playfully slapping his hands away as you began to get dressed again clipping your bra lando gasped “don’t put that on. my boobs have gotta breathe” you laughed and rolled your eyes “they are not your boobs, and they can breathe just fine” you said not being able to hold back your smile as you pulled your top over your head.

-

Lando grabbed the bread and put it into the toaster as you walked by him “want the usual?” Lando asked you expecting your usual answer you always gave “Duh! I want my jam toast!” But he was taken back when you said “mhm…can I have just butter please?” You asked and he looked at you waiting to see if you was joking but you didn’t laugh or crack a cheeky smile, “uh yeah of course baby…” Lando said furrowing his brows as he placed the bread into the toaster after taking the other two pieces out, that’s weird he thought.

-

“Okay I’ll see you later baby” Lando said as he planted a soft kiss on your head making you smile “alright I love you” you said and he had a massive grin he couldn’t contain “I love you too” he said back giving you another kiss on the lips after a minute or two you smiled into the kiss “lan baby you’ve gotta go” you said and he groaned “I know..okay I’m going! I love you!” He smiled and you giggled “okay! I love you too” you said back with a smile.

When the door shut you sighed out a breath and thought about how to make the time pass, and you decided on watching tv and eating snacks all day would do the job.

You was halfway into the film and felt a wave of nausea hit you and you shut your mouth as you ran to the bathroom, you threw up into the toilet and tried to hold your hair back as best you could, “that serves me right for eating three packs of crisps and two chocolate bars….” You muttered to yourself as you cleaned your face and grabbed a water to get rid of the awful and disgusting after taste in your mouth.

-

“Babe! I’m back!” Lando said loudly as he threw his shoes off and ran to the living room where he heard the tv playing, assuming you were there and he was correct, “baby I wa-“ he cut himself off when he saw you passed out on the sofa making him smile, he sat down next to you and cuddle up to you for awhile, *It’s 2 o’clock, she never has naps at this time* that’s also weird he thought to himself

-

After a while lando got up and made some lunch for the both of you, he made your favourite and he had the same but with things you didn’t like since you were quite picky… “perfect.” Lando smiled as he looked down at his two amazing dishes he created, “now I’ve just got to wake up my lovely demon of a girlfriend.” He said to himself as he walked with the two plates setting them down on the coffee table in front of the sofa.

“Baby? Babe? Babyyyy? Babeeeeee?” Lando said louder each time as he shook and poked you and kissed you trying to make you wake up, but after a couple minutes he couldn’t help it “BABE” he shouted and you jumped up, panicked “what?! What happened?!” You asked him worried and he bit back a laugh “nothing, I made you lunch” he grinned annoying you so you playfully hit him on the chest making him laugh, “what is it?” You asked as you tried to rub the sleep from your eyes.

“Your favourite…” he smirked as he looked at you waiting for you to gasp excitedly like always and do your little wiggle of excitement but you didn’t.

“Oh thank you baby” you smiled and gave him a kiss on the cheek “you okay?” Lando asked you and you nodded, except you wasn’t. You literally couldn’t think of anything worse then y/f/lunch. Just looking at it made you want to gag.

“I’m okay I’m just not that hungry…” you said as you laid back down but instead of snuggling into your blanket you snuggled into his side making him smile, but his worries didn’t go, “you sure your okay? You never say no to y/f/lunch?” He asked you again and you hummed into his side “m’fine” you said into his hoodie so it was a little slurred but he heard you and he pretended to shrug it off but he didn’t.

He found it very very weird.

-

Not that long later you woke up realising you and lando must’ve fell asleep on the sofa after lunch, and you was starving. And your feet hurt so bad they felt swollen.

“Lan? Lando? Baby?” You said poking him on the arm and he groaned into his pillow “mh? What?” He asked “can we go to the shop?” You asked and he looked at you confused “babe it’s nine o’clock?” He said confused and tired as he looked at his watch, “I know but I’m hungry…” you said looking down at your hands “we have food, want me to make you something baby?” He asked you but you shook your head “I want…I want ice cream..mint chocolate” you said and he was so confused he thought he was dreaming “can’t we get some tomorrow?” He asked you and you shook your head “no I want it now, it’s the only thing I want please. Please?” You said and he couldn’t say no to your puppy eyes.

“Alright fine, c’mon let’s go” Lando said as he grabbed his car keys and your fluffy slippers.

“Baby are you sure you’re okay?” Lando asked you, his hand on your thigh as he drove you to the closest ice cream shop that was open at this time of night.

“Yeah I’m fine.” You said as you played with one of his fingers to occupy your boredom. Lando finally decided to shrug it off and just focused on getting you your ice cream.

“Thank you” Lando said as he took the ice creams off the worker, you got your mint chocolate chip and lando got the same as you, “here you go baby” Lando said as he handed you your ice cream, making sure it doesn’t fall or drip onto you.

You didn’t know what was wrong with you but when lando held his in his hand as he drove it just looked so good and so yummy- “baby…” you said and he looked over at you briefly trying to make sure he doesn’t crash “yeah?” He said “can we swap?” You asked and he looked at you for a moment before nodding and handing you his ice cream, taking yours into his hand “better?” He asked you with a grin as he watched you nod happily.

“I’m sorry for making you get up late to get me ice cream…thank you” you said and he smiled “your worth it baby, id do it whenever you want.” He smiled as he placed his hand back onto your thigh after he finished his ice cream.

-

The next day you realised you missed your period by a week and instead of it being in a week you were actually a week late. And your immediate thought was, am I pregnant?

So you did the first thing that came to mind, you waited until lando left to go to another interview and went to the shop to buy a pregnancy test. Before lando left though you sneakily stole some money to pay for the more expensive tests so it would be accurate. Just to be sure.

-meanwhile-

After the interview ended lando and Oscar grabbed some food and lando couldn’t help but ask oscar for advice.

“I don’t know..she’s just been acting so strange?” Lando said to Oscar, “what do you mean?”

“I don’t know…for starters she won’t eat her favourite foods and that has never happened before. And she made me buy ice cream at like nine o’clock last night randomly…she’s been sleeping a lot and she’s just been so strange? I don’t know maybe-“ Lando rambled on but Oscar couldn’t hide his grin.

“What?” Lando asked

“Mh?” Oscar said still trying to bite back his grin.

“Why are you smiling?” Lando asked confused

“Nothing.” Oscar said and walked away quickly before lando could stop him.

-

You stood over the sink above the test waiting and waiting. You counted the minutes in your head and turned the test over and it showed “3-4 weeks along” you didn’t even gasp, your jaw just dropped. Your heart felt like it was going to pound out of your chest and leave you.

“Oh my fucking god. Ah!!! I’m pregnant!!! I’m pregnant!! Oh my god!!” You said to yourself in a loud whisper.

“How do I tell lan…”

-

A couple days go by and you kept the test and hid it behind your old clothes in a box.

You wanted to be with him alone and surprise him, you knew he would be over the moon he always tells you how much he loves you and wants to have a family with you.

“Okay calm down. Calm down. Calm down.” You repeated to yourself.

You picked the perfect day, lando had gone out for the day to play golf. Whilst you grabbed a bag you bought and placed the pregnancy test inside in a smaller box and a note. You wrote inside: My one and only baby but not for long…

-meanwhile-

“She’s been acting so weird still…I’m scared she’s cheating on me.” Lando admitted to Oscar and he was taken back.

“What?!” Oscar said and lando sighed

“I don’t know..I just- she’s been so quiet and distant and I don’t know what to do..what if- oh I don’t know osc.” Lando huffed as he played with his golf club trying to distract himself.

-

When you heard the front door open and shut you nearly threw up.

“Hey baby…” Lando said as he took his shoes off,

“Hey baby..” you said trying to calm your breathing.

“I uh- I have something for you.” You said as you lead him Into the kitchen, grabbing his hand gently but firm. Lando looked at you confused but followed you.

You stood behind the bag on the counter and lando looked at it suspiciously.

“What is it?” He asked smiling hesitantly, “Open it!” You said eagerly and he grinned “open the note first!” You said and he nodded as he took the note out and read it “ My one and only baby but not for long…” Lando read, what the fuck?! He was right. You was breaking up with him. Even after he gave you a promise ring.

Lando looked at you so confused. And quickly opened the box and was met with a pregnancy test. Positive.

“Wait- wait?! Your- you’re pregnant?!” Lando asked you staring at you as deep as anyone has ever done and you nodded biting on your lip anxiously.

Lando sprinted over to you and wrapped you in the tightest hug ever literally. You could hear his whimpers and his tears falling onto your shoulder, “I love you so so so much- I- I love you so much” Lando said into your neck as he hugged you for ages and you didn’t mind one bit.

“I love you too lan.” You smiled “I- t-thought you was cheating on me” lando said and you physically paused. “What?!” You said and he laughed “it’s nothing I’m just a fucking idiot baby…I can’t believe you’re pregnant oh my god I love you so much- we’re going to be parents.” Lando said with the biggest smile he’s ever had, he lifted you up wrapping your legs around his waist and he carried you to the sofa and you laid there cuddling for the entire rest of the day.

“We can’t tell anyone until at least 14 weeks.” You said and he nodded.

“I can’t believe it, I’m so fucking happy- I love you y’know that” lando said for the umpteenth time making you giggle “I know lan I love you too” you smiled.

“This explains all your mood swings recently and your ice cream cravings” Lando said and you nodded “and my swollen feet” you groaned as you rested your head on landos chest.

-

Your first ultrasound was today and you couldn’t contain your excitement or anxiety, neither could lando. He was holding your hand the entire day, and fidgeting with your finger/his shirt/his hands/his trousers/ his shoelaces literally anything and when you went in and they put the cold gel onto your stomach, and you saw the screen you both fell in love.

Until…The lady smiled and said “oh my gosh I can’t believe this. This is my first.” She smiled and you smiled too “really? Were your first couple?” You asked and she looked at you confused “oh no I mean this is my first time doing an ultrasound for twins!” She exclaimed and you and lando both looked at each other instantly.

“What?” You both said at the same time.

“You’re having twins..did you not know?” She asked and you shook your head. “No?! Oh my god lan we’re having twins” you said looking at him and he looked like his jaw was still open.

“We’re having twins? Two babies?” He repeated and you nodded smiling and that’s when he kissed your head and hugged you as tight as he could “oh my god we’re having twins-“ he said and you nodded making the lady laugh.

-

Lando had been so over protective for the next couple months, you guys were trying your absolute hardest to keep your pregnancy a secret until 18 weeks, hitting landos hands off when they trailed onto your forming bump.

Or when you would have to try and hide the fact you was peeing nearly the whole day. “Where’s y/n gone? The bathroom? Again?” Max asked and lando widened his eyes and shrugged “oh no- she just needed to uh- fix her makeup” Lando said and max nodded confused, *her makeup looked fine?* max thought to himself but decided to not think too much about it.

-

You and lando were sat on the sofa cuddling, “okay are you ready?” You asked and he nodded excitedly, but when you didn’t hit post he was confused “are you?” He asked and you paused.

“I don’t know…I’m scared” you said and he was confused “why?” He asked but you didn’t know why.

“Do you think the post is good? What if people aren’t happy? What if I gain loads and loads of weight? What if people think I’m a bad mum-“ you was cut off by lando kissing you deeply on the mouth.

“Calm down baby, I promise you people are going to be happy…we don’t have to care about what people think anyway though, as long as we are happy I don’t care about anything else…okay?” Lando said as he looked down at you and you nodded smiling.

“Okay.” You breathed before looking down at your phone and pressing post.

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ynusername: Two baby Norris’s due in November 🧡💛

User1: OMG AGHHHHHH CONGRATULATIONS YOU TWO

User 2: Congratulations you guys xx

Used 3: Those babies are gonna be loveeddddd

User 4: OMG TWINS?!?! IS THIS FR?!?!

User2: The d must be good.

ynusername:I can confirm.

User11: LMAO

user12: omg STOPP

User13: I knew we could rely on her for the confirmation.

User 5: Wait is this real? Can someone check?

User 4: It’s true!

User 5: omg congratulations you two! Your gonna be great parents

User10: congratulations!

User10: I just reread the caption- TWINS?!

McLaren: congratulations you two! We can’t wait to have not one but two of your little ones running around the paddock

User 6: These babies are already famous and their not even out of the womb yet lmao-

User 7: literally like give em a break they are already asking them names lol

oscarpiatri: I knew it.

landonorris: what r you talking about you already knew?

oscarpiatri: I knew months ago mate.

landonorris: @ynusername DID U TELL HIM?!

Ynusername: no did u?

landonorris: no that’s why I asked u? wait a minute….

lilyzneimer: oh my god you guys congratulations! I can’t wait to get cuddles - Oscar also said he can’t wait lol - p.s I messaged u

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User8: I can’t wait for the pics

User9: same her pics are always so aesthetic.

-

“How did you know?” Lando asked Oscar as he caught up with him, Oscar laughed making lando roll his eyes.

“No seriously how did you know?” Lando asked putting a hand to Oscar’s chest eager to find the answer.

“Remember a couple weeks ago you was telling me y/n was distant, had cravings? Mood swings? swollen feet? Was tired? And you thought she was cheating” Oscar said hinting to lando but lando was clueless “what am I missing something?” Lando said and Oscar couldn’t help but laugh at his stupidness.

“That’s literally like all the early symptoms of pregnancy lando.” Oscar said and lando was quiet “really?” Lando asked and Oscar nodded.

“Yes. Really.”

“Well at least she wasn’t cheating on me” lando laughed and Oscar rolled his eyes playfully not being able to contain his laugh at landos stupidness.

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ynusername: Me and Lando getting some ‘parenting experience’ after looking after my adorable nephew!

User 1: omg they are going to be the best parents everrrrrr

User 2: Ikr like I acc can’t believe their having twinss

User 3: wait they’re having twins?!

User 2: YES omg did u not know?!

User 3: UH NO?! Omg im so happy for them!!!!! AGHHH!!!

oscarpiatri: Your gonna be such a good mum y/n!

ynusername: aw thank u osc

landonorris: what abt me?!

oscarpiatri: what abt you?

landonorris: rude.

mclaren: good luck looking after three kids y/n!

ynusername: thanks I’ll need it…

landonorris: how dare u. I am not a child.

Maxverstappen1: yes u are.

Carlossaintz: yes u are.

Oscarpiatri: yes u are

Lewishamiton: yes u are

User 4: why isn’t y/n wearing her promise ring?!!!!

User 5: OMG! I didn’t even notice! I swear to god if they break up-

User 6: you guys jump to conclusions so quick she literally said that her fingers are too swollen to wear it.

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User 5: oh yeah that would make sense

-

You sat in the garage and covered your ears when they pressed something that made the loudest and most awful screech you’d ever heard. You jumped and hissed at the pain in your ears.

One of the men looked over to you worried “you okay?” He asked and you nodded with a smile. You looked around for your water bottle but realised you left it in the car and lando had the keys.

You was now around 24 weeks along with your pregnancy and you was already huge. Your bump was pulling your shirt up a little showing your belly a smidge, your back aches like hell and you now had the ‘pregnancy walk’ which lando absolutely loved but you did not. He’d watch you walk to grab something and giggle to himself making you look over and glare at him “it’s not funny lan! I can’t even bend down!” You complained and he pouted feeling bad for you. “I’m sorry….you just look so cute and pretty and beautiful and-“ he cut himself off as he walked over to you and gave you a kiss making you grin.

“Landoooooo”

“Whaaaatttttttt” he said imitating your voice.

“Can I have another ice lolly?” You asked looking up at him with a cheeky grin and he smirked “another one?! You’re gonna turn into an ice cube!” He half joked as he went to go grab you another.

You walked to the paddock and sat down leaning on the wall too tired to stand. “Y/n?” Oscar said confused “you alright?” He asked and you nodded trying to stand up but obviously struggling.

“Here let me help yo-“ Oscar walked over to you but you stopped him “no I can do it myself.” You huffed no meaning to be mean which he knew, he knew you were just stubborn.

But you didn’t succeed and in the end took his hand reluctantly “landos been looking for you, he’s been bugging me for ten minutes straight ‘where’s y/n?’ ‘Is she okay?’ “ Oscar imitated him making you laugh.

Oscar took you to lando and he visibly brightened “baby” he smiled as he jogged over to you instinctively resting his hand on your bump.

“Thanks osc.” You smiled and he nodded with a smile before walking away “oh uh- are you guys up for tomorrow?” Oscar asked before leaving and you both nodded.

Oscar and Lily asked if you wanted to have a mini golf night for some random fun and you agreed but things didn’t go straight to plan…

“They’ve been kicking me left right and centre.” You sighed with a tired smile “give your mum a rest boys.” Lando said to your bump with a grin.

You smiled at him wiping the sweat from your forehead, “you okay?” He asked you and you nodded. “You sure it’s really hot today?” Lando said looking at you worriedly but you assured him you was completely fine.

“Okay then…I’ve gotta go back out there so I’ll see you in a bit yeah?” He asked and you nodded with a smile. “Okay baby, good luck I love you!” You said as he held you hand tightly not wanting to leave you.

“I love you too all three of you.” He smiled and kissed you and your bump afterwards before walking away sending glances at you whilst doing so making you giggle.

You waddled over to Lily and stood next to her “y/n! There you are! I’ve been wanting to talk to you” she smiled and you smiled back as she carried on talking about a movie that was coming out soon that she wanted to watch with you.

You tried to listen to her but you couldn’t..every time you tried to focus on her words it sounded slurred.

Your mouth was dry and it hurt to talk and you was so hot and sweaty. “Uh Lily I don’t feel good…” you said your voice raspy. Lily looked at you worriedly “y/n? What’s wrong? Are you okay?!” She asked in a panic as your blinks became slower.

“Y/n?!” She said terrified when you fainted and hit the ground.

“Fuck! somebody help! Oh my god!” She screamed for someone as she threw her drink on the floor to try to help you.

Lando felt a tinge of anxiety in his heart and he didn’t know why, it wasn’t normal. Something was wrong.

“Will is everything okay?” Lando said and will assured him all the levels and everything was alright.

Lando didn’t want to ask but he did. “Is y/n okay? Can you make sure she drinks some water.” Lando said quickly and will huffed.

“Lando she’s fine just focus-“

“Will. Ask her to drink some water please” lando cut him off and will sighed “okay I will lando.” He said before calling to get someone to bring you to him.

“Uh- will y/n is with the medics.”

“What?!” Will said to the boy “she fainted and is currently getting checked by the doctors” he explained and will swore to himself.

“Alright lando- I uh- I was just informed that- uh-“ lando grew worried he could hear it in wills voice that something wasn’t right.

“Will tell me what’s wrong!” Lando said panicked and will tried to calm him down but lando snapped “tell me” lando said as he put his foot on the pedal and overtook Hamilton.

“I was just informed that y/n fainted” will said and lando went quiet.

“Lando?”

“Land-“

“Is she okay?” Lando asked worried and will took in a breath.

“Can you find out if y/n is okay and give me updates immediately” will said and the boy nodded before leaving to go talk to the doctors.

Lando couldn’t help but think about what could’ve happened. He didn’t know anything and he couldn’t because he’s currently going 200mph in a formula 1 car and trying to get p1 and some many thoughts raced through his head and he panicked. Will you be okay? What could be wrong with you? What made you faint?

“Fuck she got heatstroke.” Lando said when the realisation hit him.

Wills brows knotted “lando what are you talking about?”

“She’s got heatstroke.” Lando repeated as he turned on a corner.

“Lando we need to focus on the race okay? I can assure you-“ will was cut off by the boy running bad in “she’s okay! Y/ns okay” he said out of breath and will sighed in relief.

“She’s okay lando! Y/n is okay I just got confirmation, She’s perfectly fine.” Will said and lando felt his whole body relax.

“Thank fuck.” Lando muttered to himself.

“Alright lando now we need to focus”

-

You woke up in the medic room and a worried Lily above you holding your hand so tight you thought it was going to fall off

“Lily? What happened?” You groaned as you felt your headache.

“You fainted! The doctors said you had heatstroke and that’s why you fainted- here have my water! They told me you need to drink! Oh and-“ lily handed you her drink worriedly and you smiled taking it from her and downing it.

“Are the babies okay?!” You asked panicked and she nodded holding your hand “yes they are completely fine! They said that luckily it’s not too bad to affect them just you.” She said and you nodded in relief.

“I feel so hot.” You said wiping the sweat off your forehead again.

“Yeah they said you would..they gave me these ice packs for you though!” She said as she grabbed them from her bag and you took them placing one on your head and one on your chest.

“You okay?” She asked and you nodded with a smile as you sighed in relief. The cold ice packs calming your burning skin you could’ve sworn you heard the ice pack sizzle when it touched you.

“Does lando know?” You asked and she nodded tucking her lip in awkwardly. You both knew lando would be worried. He’s very overprotective.

And you knew lando. You knew he would blame himself.

“He’s gonna be so worried…” you said and she nodded also being scared of how he was going to be after the race finished.

You stood up and Lily scrunched her face confused “what on Earth are you doing?!” She asked and you huffed as you shuffled off of the bed.

“I’m watching my boyfriend race.” You said demandingly “y/n you need to rest!” She said and you nodded.

“I will. Whilst I watch him race. I know my body Lily I’ll be okay for a couple minutes” You reassured her and stood up with a huff before walking to the closest big screen tv that played the race and you quickly laid down on a red sofa that was directly across the tv screen.

-

“C’mon lando! You can do it! He’s three seconds behind you! Jus-“ will spoke to lando through the radio and lando focused hard not thinking about the race he was thinking about you.

The quicker he wins the quicker he gets to you.

He hit the pedal and drove as fast as he could at the best pace he could and hit his head back in relief when he went past the finish line.

“You did it lando! You won! You did it P1!” Will cheered but lando didn’t smile, he didn’t cheer.

He drove quickly to the garage and got out of the car before doing checks, he ran past media, ran past will, ran past his teammates and ran straight to the medic room.

“Where is she?!” Lando shouted in panic and the doctor knew what was happening “calm dow-“

“I am calm! Just tell me where she is?!” He said and the doctor nodded “she’s watching the tv in the hallway” the doctor said and lando ran as fast as he could to the hallway to be met with you lying on the red sofa with an ice pack on your head cheering with Lily when you saw he had won.

Lando didn’t even say anything he sprinted to you and wrapped his arms around you burying his head into your neck.

“Your okay. Your okay” lando mumbled out of breath,sweaty, his face indented with the lines from his helmet.

“I’m okay! I’m okay! I’m okay baby! I’m okay” you repeated to him hugging him tightly as he broke down in your arms.

Lily had gone over to Oscar to give you some space and to cheer with him for also getting P3

“Sh Sh…im okay lan…Baby im okay…the boys are okay…we’re all okay…” you comforted him as he cried in your arms.

“I- I thought- you- fuck. I-“ he stammered and you felt so bad as so much was happening at once for him.

“Lando listen to me” you said sitting up and looking at him holding his hands.

“I’m. okay. The. boys. are. okay. The media can wait.” You said to him slowly and softly and he nodded wiping his face and taking deep breaths.

“What happened?” He asked you and you sighed “I got heatstroke. But I’ve drank lots of water and have ice packs.” You reassured him and he sighed.

“I knew it.” He said and you was so confused.

“I knew when you was sweating and you hadn’t drunk any water- and I should’ve- I could’ve-“ lando rambled about how he could’ve stopped this from happening but you shook your head with a smile.

“It is not your fault lando. Do not say that.” You said sternly to him and he huffed.

“Fuck I love you so much.” He said hugging you again and holding your bump in his arms.

“Fuck I just realised I ran past everyone.” Lando swore squinting his eyes realising he now has to face media and explain what happened.

“Lando it’s okay. They’ll understand. After all I’m too amazing not to worry about-“ you joked making him laugh out of breath still.

“Shut up” he laughed and you grinned as you kissed him on the cheek.

“You ready?” You asked and he nodded as you both got up to face the media and all his teammates.

“We uh- saw you ran past everyone as soon as you got out your car?” The interviewer asked and lando nodded as he scratched his forehead.

“Yeah I uh- my girlfriend y/n she fainted and as some of you may know we’re having twins and it was just a whole situation but she’s okay and the babies are okay and everything’s fine ” lando explained with a smile at the end.

“Oh yes! Congratulations by the way! Thank god everything’s okay…so…how does it feel to win P1?!” The interviewer asked and he smiled “it feels amazing. I mean I’m so grateful I have my girlfriend here and I would honestly say she is the reason I won and not because of her being here with me everyday of my life. But at the end there I didn’t even care about the race I just wanted to make sure she was okay and get out as fast as I could” lando admitted with a flustered smile making the interviewer smile too.

The interview went on along with several others and him cheering with his teammates, weighing etc. until eventually he was allowed to go.

He jogged over to you and hugged you from behind making you giggle.

“Is that my amazing, handsome winner?” You asked with a grin making him smirk as he rested his head on your shoulder.

“Why yes it is.” He smiled

“You know you scared the actual fuck out of me today.” Lando said and you frowned. “I’m sorry..” you said and he breathed out “don’t be it’s not your fault. It’s no one’s fault. I’m just glad you’re all okay.” Lando said and you smiled as he played with your hair.

“We’re not playing mini golf with Oscar and Lily by the way…the doctors advised me to take it easy” you said and lando nodded not giving a shit about mini golf, just you and the boys.

“I love you so much y/n” lando said turning you around and leaned into you and you smiled as you snuggled into him.

“I love you too lando.” You kissed his chest and nuzzled your face into it sighing in comfort.

The boys kicked at the same time. And lando felt it smiling to himself. This was one of his favourite moments.

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ynusername: So proud of my winner even if I scared him to death half way through the race….hehe 🧡💛 p.s thank lando for this picture of me

landonorris: Love you too even though you give me a heart attack twice a day

Oscarpiatri: and me☝🏻

Lilyzneimer: I can also relate lol - i am still recovering☝🏻

User1: I was literally so confused when I saw lando sprint out of his car when they showed he won lol I was like 👀

User2: omg same I was so confused-

User3: he looked terrified-

User4: wait what happened?

User3: y/n (landos gf) fainted whilst he was racing

User5: Did y’all hear the radio recordings?!

User6: he was so worried (best bf ever)

User7: you could hear how scared he was

LewisHamilton: glad you and the babies are okay 👍🏻

Maxverstappen1: well deserved 🙌🏻 happy that you’re okay after you gave us all a heart attack!

User8: are we not gonna talk about how she’s GLOWING?!

User9: she’s so naturally pretty.

User10: she is soo pretty - I looked awful when I was pregnant lol I was so swollen

-

You didn’t realise how much being pregnant would affect your daily life and you called it 15 reasons. Which made lando laugh obviously.

1. You shoes and socks. You would be a breathless, sweaty panting hot mess every single time. In the end you’d have to ask lando for help, “lan!” You screamed and he came running up the stairs worried “what’s wrong?!” He asked worried and you huffed annoyed “‘I can’t put my socks and shoes on.”

Lando smiled as he knelt down in front of you and held your foot putting your socks on and then grabbed your shoes gently putting them on too and tying them as tight as he could “lando! My feet need to breathe yknow..” you half joked and he grinned “I don’t want you tripping on your laces” he said and you rolled your eyes playfully. “So over protective.” You teased “I am not” “Are.” “Am not” “are.” You both bickered jokingly for the next ten minutes.

2. cravings… this was one of the worst because it happened at the worst times. In the middle of the night you’d wake up and groan because all you could think about was subway “lan..lando..baby” you poked lando and he moaned turning around “what is it?” He asked voice raspy. “I’m craving again..” you said and he sighed tiredly “really? Right now” he asked and you nodded, he smiled at you and tiredly got up and put some clothes on.

“What’re you craving? Subway?” He asked and smirked when you nodded “alright..I’ll be back in a bit..love you” he said giving you a kiss on the head before leaving, coming back with subway, the smell making you jump up and run over to him happily “thank you thank you thank you! Baby” you smiled and he laughed as he handed you the bag.

3. Cant sleep or cuddle properly… this was also not a favourite. Whenever you would snuggle up next to lando your bump would be in the way, you missed being able to sleep on your front, you’d have to sleep on your side with you hand under your bump to lean it on. “Lan this is so uncomfortable” you complained as you laid on your back “ I feel like a vampire” you huffed and he grinned before cuddling you which made it a little better but you still wasnt totally comfortable, you squirmed and instead got up and laid sideways, landos arms wrapped around you. “Comfy?” He asked and you nodded with a content sigh.

4. Missing landos hugs…you also missed being able to hug lando properly, once your bump got bigger you could only hug him sideways or him hugging you from behind, because your bump would stop him from being able to hug you properly. Which also made you upset and cry. “Sh Sh..Baby please dont cry..” lando said stroking your hair “I just miss hugging you” you cried and he sighed feeling bad for you but couldn’t help grinning a little at your mood swings.

5. Swollen feet and fingers. This is what brought up all the speculations of you and lando splitting up, because your fingers got too fat for your promise ring. “I told you they would notice.” You said and lando rolled his eyes “I don’t know how they notice so quickly” lando said confused and you shrugged “I don’t know but I do know my feet hurt” you said and lando chuckled “I’ll get the frozen peas”

6. Stretch marks, you was insecure about your stretch marks at first but lando reassured you that he loved them and actually thought they was beautiful, and that they reminded him of all your guyss memories of you being pregnant. “It reminds me of days like this, so when your not pregnant you’ll always have something to remind us of days like this” lando explained as he played with your hair and you smiled looking up at him as you laid you head on his lap. “I love you lan” you smiled and he blushed “I love you too”

7. Morning sickness.. this did not come in handy when lando had his race weekends, like when you literally had to run to the bathroom to throw your guys up and lando couldn’t find you for hours and everyone ended up looking for you worried, but you was just throwing your guts up. And thankfully lando found you when he heard your familiar throwing up noise and cries. “Oh baby it’s okay…let it out…it’s okay” he said a he held your hair back and rubbed your back softly. Handing you his water bottle afterwards to get the awful aftertaste out your mouth.

8. cant shave….you was okay until the last couple months of your pregnancy….lando heard you yelp in the bathroom and he quickly ran over to the door “y/n?! Baby you okay?! He asked worried as he tried to open the door but it was locked. “Uh- yeah…no I need help..” you said as you tried to look down but all you saw was bump and had no Idea where the razor in your hand was going. “Help with what?” Lando asked and took his hand off the door when he heard you opening it. “I uh- can’t see where I’m shaving….” You said slightly embarrassed but lando didn’t seem phased at all. “Oh I can help..but you may have to lead me a little…” he said and you giggled, you took a breath as you looked at him and he looked so focused which made you laugh a little “please don’t hurt me” you half joked which made him laugh “I would never hurt my favourite meal” lando teased and you gasped a laugh hitting him playfully making him giggle. “Only kidding..only kidding” he grinned holding his hands up defensively before getting to ‘work’ as he called it.

9. heart burn…this is one you despiseddd, you hated the taste it that was left in your mouth afterwards, the feeling of your food coming back up your throat and having to swallow it back down made you feel sick every single time without fail. It was awful. lando felt so bad when you would gag after eating and swallow your food back down immediately grabbing a water to help the aftertaste in your mouth.

10. Loss of breath, this wasn’t so bad but you did sound like you had just finished a marathon after going up it down any amount of steps. Lando would try to hide his giggle from you whenever you stood up and had to take a five second breather. “I’m sorry I didn’t mean to laugh I just find it cute! I’m sorry!” He laughed as you walked away angrily. You were just joking but it really did take it out of you. The worst was walking around at races. It took you out and you would knock out as soon as you saw a bed or sofa, or even in the car on the way home.

11. Needing to pee every hour… it got to the point where you had to make sure there was a bathroom nearby when going out, and you was traumatised by the amount of times you owed yourself when somebody made you laugh just a little too hard. Lando laughed with you until you ran to the bathroom making him laugh even harder holding into the wall with tears in his eyes “did you just pee yourself?” He asked breathlessly laughing on the verge of crying and he cried when he heard you laughing in the toilet.

12. pregnancy brain…this was also not one of your favourites because you usually were very organised and not forgetful but however pregnancy brain was a thing. For example…when you forgot Oscar’s name “lan!” You shouted and lando walked out your room and looked over to you “yeah?” “umm…uh y’know thingy…what’s his name…yknow lily’s boyfriend” you asked lando since you had completely forgot his name “Oscar?” Lando asked confused and you nodded “babe did you actually forget Oscar’s name?” lando asked and you looked at eachother for a moment before lando smirked “ I am so telling Oscar!” Lando said running for his phone as you chased him “No you can’t!” You screamed.

13. tiredness and insomnia, your enemy. You would be so so tired yet couldn’t sleep for hours and hours, lando would cuddle you and turn all the lights off to help but nothing would, you’d just have to wait until you literally passed out but you found out that lando rubbing circles on your bump and playing with your hair worked wonders and you would knock out in minutes.

14. clothes not fitting…you didn’t like how you didn’t fit in to your clothes anymore but it gave you an excuse to wear landos clothes so you didn’t complain and neither did he *wink wink*

15. mood swings…last but definitely not least, your mood swings were demonic. Once you said to lando you wanted to go to the shop and you ended up sobbing in his arms in the Flipflop section because you said none of them flipped or flipped right. and lando couldn’t even tease you because you was genuinely so upset, he did however have to comfort you in the middle of the flipflop section whilst people walked past confused. Another memory he will never forget.

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ynusername: we got our 3D scan and omgggg I’m so in love. My beautiful baby boys 🧡💛

User1: awwww they’re so cute cuddling eachother!

User2: I can’t wait for the pictures when their born

User3: neither can I

User4: same

McLaren: already cooped up waiting for their helmets *wink wink*

landonorris: already ordered their mini racing suits.

ynusername: he’s not joking.

Oscarpiatri: they’ve literally not even been born yet.

landonorris: I’m always prepared Oscar.

-

You woke up with landos hand in your hair making perfect curls with his fingers, twirling your hair and pulling it gently making sure he doesn’t hurt you.

You groaned as you stirred, turning around and snuggling into landos side.

“Alright wish me luck” lando grinned pecking your cheek before walking over to his car and hopping in, glancing at you before putting his helmet on.

You smiled to yourself as you stood next to the track by yourself. You didn’t really want to socialise today and lando knew that so he handed you his headphones that cancel all noise to help calm you since you said you had a headache.

Once he could have a break he got out of the car and spoke to will and Zak and said the car was perfect except some little things that need tweaking but once he could have a break he ran over to you and gently took the headphones off your ears trying his best not to make you jump.

“Is the car good?” You asked and he nodded “yeah it feels great. You okay?” He asked you as he wrapped an arm around you pulling you closer to him and you smiled “yeah I do feel a little dizzy but I’m okay” you said and he nodded “headphones?” He asked and you shook your head giggling.

“No I want to talk to you” you smiled as you held his hand and he smiled ear to ear as he began telling you about the car and what he wants changed until.

You felt something pour down your leg.

Did I just piss myself?

You thought in horror but then it kept going and going. You had stopped walking and lando looked back at you confused on why you stopped and was looking down at the floor until he looked down and saw a massive puddle on the floor.

“Y/n?” He said and you looked up with widened eyes “I think my water just broke.” You admitted a little panic as you had never given birth before and didn’t think you’d have to push two babies out in the next couple hours or days.

Lando quickly got his shit together and grabbed your bags and you, leading you to the car quickly. He had prepared himself for this since you found out you was pregnant. He wanted to help so he put himself in charge of the getting the hospital bag and keeping you calm since he knew you and you had already warned him that you was going to be scared.

“It’s okay baby your okay…I’m here” lando comforted you as he held your hand helping you down the stairs. You went down the steps carefully as you held the railing tightly.

Lando helped you into the car, placing his hoodie under you because of the mess. and you breathed deeply as a contraction hit you.

“Lando I’m scared! I don’t want to give birth in the car” you said and lando couldn’t hide his grin “don’t worry baby you’re not going to give birth in the car. I’ll make sure of it” he smiled as he rested his hand on your thigh.

You sighed in pain trying to relax but failed miserably

“Headphones?” Lando asked and you nodded taking them from him quickly and placing them on your ears, sighing in relief when everything went quiet.

Lando parked outside your house grabbing the hospital bag, some spare clothes for you and the teddies you forgot to pack.

He quickly ran to the car and filled it before getting in and driving to the hospital. You breathed out in pain as another contraction hit and lando squeezed your thigh comfortingly but he knew it didn’t stop your pain. God what he’d do to take the pain away.

Lando parked outside the hospital, helping you out the car and you held onto his hand tightly refusing to let go. he grabbed the hospital bag and held it with one arm as he tried to help you up the stairs.

You waddled to the register and huffed in pain, “she’s in labour” lando spoke for you and the lady smiled “oh follow me sweetie” she smiled as she led you to a room.

Once you got everything sorted, you sat down on the bed cross-legged and threw your headphones off in pain.

Lando shut all the blinds for your headache and walked over to you, sitting behind you and rocked you both.

After the doctors checked your dilation and that you was fully dilated they just left. And you and lando were left alone and that’s when you snapped.

“Lando they’re coming! They’re coming now! I can feel it!” You screamed and lando quickly pressed the button hoping someone would come but they took too long so lando ran out the room and grabbed a man “are you a doctor?!” Lando yelled and the man nodded “c’mon!” Lando yelled as he led him to you.

-

You pushed as you held landos hand as tight as you could, lando bit his lip in pain, not letting you know you was hurting him.

“You want to cut the cords?” The doctor asked him and lando smiled as he walked over not knowing what he had to do. The doctor helped him cut the cords.

You smiled when the nurse handed you your baby boys, you nuzzled your head on theirs and cried.

Their crying stopped when they were rested on your chest.

“Alfie and Archie my baby boys..” you cried happily when you saw them, lando smiled ear to ear when he saw you.

“You did it baby. I’m so proud of you” lando smiled giving you a kiss on the head.

“Our beautiful boys. Alfie and Archie.” Lando smiled as he rested his head on yours.

The nurse helped you breastfeed them, you and lando changed them into their matching blue onesies.

“Lan…” you said breathlessly and lando looked over to you. “Lay down with me” you said softly, “no y/n you need to rest” lando refused but you grinned tiredly “I know what I need lan…lay down.” You said pulling him down by his arm making him smirk.

He laid down next to you, still keeping an eye on the boys like you asked, whilst you slept next to him.

“I’m a dad” he said to himself grinning like an idiot as he looked at his two sons.

Lando held your hand, comfort for him as he watched all three of you sleep. This was also a core memory of his he would never forget.

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ynusername: our two precious angels are here Alfie and Archie 🧡💛

McLaren: So precious 🧡💛

User1: These babies are gonna be so lovedddd

Oscarpiatri: Can’t wait to meet em you two. Hope you’re all okay. 🧡💛

User2: omg uncle Oscar is a must

User3: OMG YES 🙌🏻 👏🏻

Lilyzneimer: AHH! Oscar just told me to shut up lol I’m so happy for you both! I can’t wait for the snugglesss 🧡💛

User2: uncle Oscar and auntie Lily ahhhhh!!!!

LewisHamilton: happy for you both

Maxverstappen1: their adorable, cant wait to meet them - just messaged you y/n 🧡💛

GeorgeRussell: so happy for you guys - best wishes to you all

Angryginge: not two miniatures of you two! - in all seriousness tho I’m so happy for you both! Hope you recover well y/n! x 🧡💛

User4: LMAO

User5: the streams are gonna be so cuteeeee

Mercedes F1: Ah! So happy for you both hope everyone’s okay! 🧡💛

User6: what’s with all the Orange and yellow hearts?

User7: that’s what I was thinking..maybe it has something to do with McLaren? Idk

User8: I heard it because it’s y/n and landos fav colours but I’m not sure 🤷‍♀️

This is going to become a series so part 2 will be coming soon! Eeeeeek!

Hope you liked it!

[beah388love]

So Cheesy…

Full Masterlist Lando Masterlist

Pairing: Lando Norris x Fem!f1 driver

Summary: Lando uses the cheesiest pick up line on you…

Warnings: swearing,bad language!!! (Please tell me if I missed any!!!)

Lando was streaming with ginge and filly, playing a shooting game whilst you was in yours and landos bedroom watching tv, Lando asked if you wanted to stay in the room with him or stream with him but you didn’t feel up for it and he understood so instead you chilled on your shared bed.

You was confused when you saw your phone light up and even more confused when you saw it was Lando? Why’s he messaging you when he’s literally in the room next to you.

“I miss you” you read from your screen and you rolled your eyes with a smile you couldn’t hold back.

“It’s only been ten minutes.” You typed back

“Still too long.” He messaged back making you smile

“Well I miss you too my adorable boyfriend” you typed with a cheeky grin and hit send.

Lando smiled when he saw your message, “Oi mate! Where are you? He’s shooting me!” Ginge said through lando’s headset catching his attention.

“Oh- sorry! Follow me and we can kill them” lando said back as he grabbed his controller again.

But he still had his phone on his desk so he can see your texts.

“Why are you smiling like that?” Ginge asked laughing and Lando bit his lip trying to hide his smile but failed miserably.

“Who are you texting?” Ginge asked when he saw Lando on his phone smiling, “whoever they are they’re very distracting since you died five minutes ago” ginge joked making filly laugh.

“It’s y/n” Lando smiled as he put his phone down onto his desk again, “you should do that thing where you message her a cheesy pick up line” ginge said

“Oh yeah you should- y/n will be so confused” filly laughed and Lando grinned thinking about it.

“Alright…what pick up line though?” Lando asked as he began searching for some on the internet.

“How about this one? Are you a broom because you’ve swept me off my feet” lando said through his microphone trying to hold in his laughter but failed when he heads ginge and filly dying of laughter.

“Nah! I’ve found one you’ve gotta use!” Ginge said and repeated the pick up line to him to message.

And they all couldn’t help but nearly piss themselves laughing as he typed it to you,

“She’s going to be so confused and probably disgusted-“ filly laughed

“where is she? Usually she’s in the corner of your screen” filly asked and ginge piped up “yeah I’ve missed her today” ginge huffed making Lando chuckle

“She’s literally in our bedroom next to me, so I’m trying to make sure she can’t hear us” Lando laughed quietly.

“I don’t know how you got her mate- she’s literally the funniest girl I’ve ever met I’m not gonna lie not to mention the fact she races with you” ginge said and filly agreed “nah literally tho man- like when I first met her she was well quiet and shy but after like two weeks she became one of my best friends”

Lando smiled at their love for you, but jumped a little when his phone lit up,

-

You stared at your phone when you saw Lando texted you,

“Babe do you have a map?” You was so confused

Why does he want a map?

Why would you have a map?

“No why do you need a map?” You texted back waiting for his reply

“Because I keep getting lost in your eyes” Lando replied and you rolled your eyes at his cheesy pick up line.

-

Lando waited for your reply but it never came “she left me on read you guys” Lando shook his head laughing making ginge and filly scream and die of laughter

“She literally left me on read guys I can see the two ticks” lando said his eyes wrinkling from laughing

“That is literally perfect” filly cried through his mic.

A couple minutes later you poked your head through Lando’s door.

“Baby?” You said making him jump and take his headset off

“What was that about?” You said quietly since you didn’t want people to hear you, since you didn’t know if his cheesy pick up line was a prank or genuine.

“Babe- It was a prank” Lando laughed making you roll your eyes “it was all ginge and filly’s idea! I had nothing to do with that awful pick-up line” Lando chuckled as he put his hands up,

You stood next to him and looked at his camera and saw ginge and filly who were crying of laughter “you guys are dicks.” You said through landos microphone and they both pissed themselves even more

“Sorry! But it was too funny not to!” Ginge said and you rolled your eyes shaking your head with a smile.

You stood up and Lando rested his hand on your waist pulling you close to him only the armchair blocking you “you can stay if you want baby” he said softly “you sure?” You asked and he nodded “of course, they were talking about how much they miss you anyway and I don’t even want to mention the chat! They haven’t stopped talking about you” lando said as he showed you some of the comments.

UserA: Where’s y/nnnnn! We miss her and her jokes!

UserB: OMG- CAN WE TALK ABT THE HAND PLACEMENT?!

UserC: Omg- where did she get that matching pj set cause it’s SO CUTE

UserD: SHES BACK ONG MY FAV COUPLE EVER <3

You smiled at the comments and Lando tapped his thigh gesturing for you to sit on his lap which you did, you straddled him and nuzzled your face into his neck. This was 1000% your favourite place in the entire world.

In his arms, you could only smell him, feel him and your favourite thing was falling asleep to him talking and you giggled when you heard ginge taking the piss out of Lando or filly.

“You guys make me feel so single I’m not even gonna lie” filly joked as he looked at you two, you snuggled on lando’s lap, he arm wrapped around you making small circles on your back under your his hoodie.

“Oi! Y/n- can u hear me?” Ginge said loudly making Lando jump a bit from the noise going directly into his ear but for you it was perfect “yes I can” you laughed at lando holding his headphones away from his ear.

“If you’re ever bored or Lando is being annoying just know I’m free for you always. Always. Hit me up” ginge joked making you giggle and Lando rolled his eyes.

“I’ll keep that noted” you laughed when he winked at you through the screen making Lando shake his head laughing

“Oi! Get your own girlfriend!” Lando argued into his mic making ginge laugh loudly.

You couldn’t hide your grin at their stupidity,

You actually found his stupid,cheesy and cringe pick up line quite cute though…you’d never let him know that though or he wouldn’t stop sending them.

[beah388love]

My Distraction

Full Masterlist Lando Masterlist

Pairing: Lando Norris x Fem!f1Driver

Summary: Lando is getting interviewed but gets distracted…

Warnings: Swearing,Bad language!!! (Please tell me if I missed any!!!)

“So how are you feeling after that?” The interviewer asked Lando, lando answered but as he looked behind the interviewer he saw you talking to one of your friends and he could feel his heart skip a beat.

“I- uh sorry what was the question?” Lando asked making the interviewer laugh as he repeated himself.

Lando answered his question but quickly stealing glances at you, god your so pretty.

Even after racing, he watched you take your helmet off and your beautiful hair fall down past your shoulders and not to mention your eyes and god- your smile

Lando has always said that he’d have to pick death between the choice of your eyes or smile. He loves them both so much…his favourite thing is making you smile and laugh but he loves staring into your eyes, they’re so…pretty and you can make him stumble over his words in seconds.

“Sorry just one last question and we’ll let you go-“ the interviewer said but Lando hadn’t even heard him as all his attention and focus was on you, you was in your black and blue race suit and you had even matched your earrings, he couldn’t totally see but he could see the same colour matched blue sparkling in the light.

God. You’re so fucking beautiful.

“Lando?” The interviewer cut him out of his thoughts

“Huh? Oh- sorry! Yeah no I totally agree-“ Lando carried on his conversation with the man and thankfully since it was the last question he quickly left and hurried over to you.

He wrapped his arms around your waist tightly making you jump “lan! You scared me” you giggled making him grin into your shoulder.

“You’re so beautiful y’know that?” He said into your ear making you blush and roll your eyes playfully

“I don’t know half the questions that man just asked me…your beauty kept distracting me” Lando laughed making you giggle and hit his chest jokingly.

“My distraction” Lando whispered into your ear, tucking a finger behind your necklace that obviously has his initials on and pulling it so you were close enough for him to kiss you on the lips, making you blush and hide your face into his chest.

“Babyyyy” you giggled making him smirk and poke his tongue into the inside of his cheek.

“Yesssssss” he teased in the same tone as you.

“Do we have to do anything else or can we leave?” You asked and he thought for a moment as his free hand played with your hair and the other you was playing with, connecting your fingers and linking each one to distract you.

“Nope we can leave” he said as he interlocked your hands and swung them gently as you walked back to your drivers rooms to grab your stuff,

“Baby!” Lando called out and you poked your head into his room confused

“C’mere” he said as he grabbed something off the sofa.

You walked over to him confused, until he placed one of his caps on your head, pulling your ponytail through the gap making you roll your eyes with a smile, “there. Perfect.” He smirked as he looked down at you, you stood there with a ‘really?’ Look.

“We’re ready to leave now.” He laughed making you poke him in the stomach, he flinched back laughing.

You was about to say something but he cut you off as he playfully hit the rim of your his cap down covering your eyesight.

“Lando Norris!” You half-yelled when your vision went black making him chuckle as he ran away already expecting you to get him back.

You catched up with him and jokingly hit him on the back of the head, you both laughed before he wrapped an arm around you as you both left.

“My beautiful Distraction.” He grinned

“My childish distraction” you sighed teasingly

[beah388love]

Fight or Flight

Full Masterlist Lando Masterlist

Pairing: Lando Norris x Fem!F1 Driver

Summary: You have an anxiety attack before a race and Lando comforts you

Warnings: Anxiety,reader has an anxiety attack, mentions of trauma,swearing,bad language!!! (Please tell me if I missed any!!!)

This wasn’t your first race. So you didn’t know why you felt so…Anxious?

It’s not like you was scared to go against your boyfriend Lando, you always go against each other and made a promise to each other that no matter who wins or loses it won’t interfere with your relationship after all it’s just a race.

But today you felt so scared, like you wanted to just run anywhere literally anywhere.

You woke up and felt landos soft fingertips stroking up and down your arm and you could feel him staring at you.

“you awake?” He asked and you nuzzled your face into his chest deeper before looking up at him with a smile “yeah” you breathed out tiredly.

As soon as you woke up you could feel that pressure on your chest. And the feeling like your hearts in your stomach.

But you tried to ignore the feeling hoping it would go away, maybe it was just pre-race nerves…

yeah it’s just pre-race nerves!

Nothing to worry about….its not like before.

“We better get up soon baby….i can hear my phone pinging with messages” Lando joked making you giggle, you sat up and lando pulled you back down on top of him, giving you a kiss on the forehead making you squeal “lan!”

“What? Can I not give my girlfriend a kiss?” He laughed and you rolled your eyes playfully

“You don’t have to yank my arm down to give me one” you sassed back making him laugh.

-

As you and lando walked in, you felt your heart fall down into your stomach and your breathing go and that pressure on your chest tighten and hit you ten times harder as you saw the huge crowd and the sound of everyone talking echoed through your head.

Lando could feel you holding onto his hand tighter than usual but he assumed it was probably because you didn’t want to lose him in the crowds, you both managed to get through the crowd and lando was about to head over to max but you stopped him “Lan I’m gonna go to my drivers room Kay?�� You said loudly so he could hear you and he nodded before you left walking away.

“Where’s y/n going?” Max asked “oh- her room she’s fine don’t worry” Lando answered but it was more directed to himself, he could tell you was hiding how you felt from him.

-

You shut your door and locked it before sitting down on the chair and you could feel your breath going, like you couldn’t get any more in just enough that you could live with. It felt like you was suffocating.

And you could feel the pressure on your chest like your heart was going to explode.

You held a hand on your chest and tried to slower your breath in but it didn’t work.

“Fuck…shit please don’t not now.” You muttered to yourself as you felt tears brimming your eyes.

You managed to pull yourself together and wiped your eyes. You put one of landos caps on that you stole and held it down as you left your room.

You sat in the garage on a spare chair in the corner flicking through your phone and you shouldn’t have done it but you clicked onto landos instagram comments on his latest post.

UserA: She literally sucks! She can’t even race! And she obviously doesn’t treat Lando right! Their relationship is probably a social media stunt or a bet or something.

UserB: totally agree with the racing part - I know she got P1 and P2 for her last two races but she got lucky! If you watch her she doesn’t actually know what she’s doing! She’s awful.

That was only two comments at the top and you continued to read the other ones which were way worse…You frowned switching off your phone and tucking it in your hoodie pocket until, you overheard two guys walk past you and say your name.

“Nah she won’t be in the top three, she’s not that good” “yeah bro I agree”

It hurt reading people’s comments and it hurt even worse hearing them in person. You pursed your lips as you tried to hold in your tears.

You quickly walked back to your drivers room and locked the door.

You could feel the pressure in your chest tighten and ball up and it hurt so bad. It was like someone knocked the breath out of you and you could feel your brain going into fight or flight mode and you choose flight. You definitely choose flight-

You sobbed against the wall holding your legs to your chest tightly.

-

“why isn’t she answering my calls?” Lando huffed worriedly to max and he patted him on the arm reassuringly “I’m sure she’s fine Lando..she said she was going to her drivers room no?” Max reminded him and he instantly turned his heel to find you. Max rolled his eyes before heading to go talk to someone else.

“Y/n? Baby? Are you in there?” Lando said loudly so you could hear him “baby open the door it’s me” lando said but froze when he heard that familiar cry…

“Y/n, baby? Open the door” lando said as he kept jiggling the door handle until it unlocked and he saw your tear stained face.

“Baby what happened? Are you okay?” He asked you but you just threw yourself into his arms and sobbed “I- I can’t it hurts s-so bad-“ you cried into his neck and he frowned when he felt your hot tears on his skin.

“Baby…sh whats wrong? What hurts?” Lando hushed softly as he rubbed your back and gently swayed you both as he sat you down on his lap, on the sofa.

“I- I can’t! I can’t go out there- I- I can’t-“ you panicked through broken sobs and he had no idea where this came from.

He could tell you was nervous but he didn’t think you was going to have a full blown anxiety attack. He knew you usually had anxiety attacks over the crowds and people so he always made sure to keep check of you but he thought you was okay today…but he was wrong

Fuck.

“Baby! Hey hey! It’s okay. Just calm down breathe.” He said and held you face to make you look at him. his heart broke when he saw tears coming down your wet puffy cheeks and your now wet eyelashes.

You panicked and could feel your heart beating faster and faster “Lan- I can’t do it! I can’t! I’m gonna mess up! Im gonna embarrass myself! The-there are so many people! I can’t do it-“ you shook your head with broken whimpers and Lando could feel the anxiety coming from you.

“It’s okay” Lando whispered softly repeatedly as he swayed you in his lap. He knew this would help you calm down and it did.

“Baby. Listen to me. You listening?” He asked you and you nodded.

“Breathe with me okay?” Lando said and you nodded softly, he held your hand gently and held it on his chest and breathed with you and eventually it worked and your breathing evened out with his.

“Better?” He asked you and you nodded with a hum “good. Can I tell you something?” He said and you paused for a moment before humming a yes into his chest

“You are one of the best drivers I know. Except for me of course-“ lando said making you giggle. He smiled feeling like he just achieved a life goal, “I’m just kidding but on a serious note. You are going to be amazing. Don’t panic okay. Anxiety is a dickhead.” He said making you giggle again.

“You can do this. You’re an excellent driver and so many people know that, and I know there are dick heads online who say shit but it’s not true.” Lando said and you smiled sadly at him.

“But I know that you’re going to do amazing out there no matter what position you get as long as you try then I don’t care. - a wise person told me that once.” Lando said making you laugh as you thought back to the memory.

- flashback:

Lando had finished P6 and he felt like he failed not only himself but everyone else too. But like he just said.

You had told him those exact words.

You wiped two tears off his cheek and said “lan, I mean this when I say to you. I don’t care no matter what position you get as long as you tried. Then I’m proud of you.” You said softly and he smiled at you and gave you a kiss which you obviously returned.

-back to present:

“Thank you baby, I love you so much.” You said hugging him tightly and nuzzling your face into his neck.

“1. Don’t thank me it’s what I’m here for, and 2. I love you too….even more” he smiled giving you a kiss on the temple.

“Are you ready to go? Or do you want to stay here for a bit longer?” Lando asked you and you shook your head “I’m ready. Let’s go” you said resting your head on his chest.

He nodded as he held your hand rubbing circles on it.

You finished at P1 and lando finished at P2 in qualifying - he said he didn’t let you win but you know he did.

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HeadCannons 🧡💛

Full Masterlist Lando Masterlist

• forehead kisses. He loves giving you forehead kisses, he usually will when your in public since he knows your not a huge fan of having an actual kiss in front of a whole crew of cameras-

• Him pulling your..his hat down, whether it be when your talking or he’s about to walk away, before he does he will hit the brim of your hat down so you can’t see anything. You huff as he laughs walking away, it’s the little things that make your relationship the best. 🧡💛

•Him reminding you to drink 24/7 - since he knows how forgetful you are he also keeps alarms on his phone and yours, every morning he goes on your phone and turns them on to make sure since again he knows your forgetful

• he also has developed a sixth sense because of your clumsiness, which he calls his “soulmate connection” - like the times when you are about to fall over and he instantly has his arm there to catch you, his insanely quick reflexes play into it a lot too.

Or when you drop something on the floor and you bend down to grab it and lando holds his hand over the corner of the table or desk to make sure you don’t hit your head. “Got it?” He asks and you nod with a “mhm” and he carries on with his conversation before moving his hand making you grin at his protectiveness.

• I think he’d love going on streams with you, sometimes you say no but that’s only if you have something important to do so other than that you say yes every time. Filly and Ginge absolutely love you and always banter with you.

•he is a total 🍒 and 🍑 guy - if he had to pick between the two options he’d choose death. Especially if its yours 😉

• He also loves when you ask him to help you choose what to wear - whether it’s earrings, a bracelet or a dress? He loves it. And of course he always picks the necklace with his initials on that he got you for your anniversary

• You both agreed you wanted to wait a couple years before getting married, but he did get you a promise ring, he even went to the lengths of looking at your Pinterest boards. It was a silver ring and on the inside it had “Lando Norris” engraved. Along with the one he got for himself that had “Y/n Y/l/n” engraved on the inside too.

•He would always prefer having you at races with him, you could calm him better than anyone else. He knew that if you were there it was going to be a good race and a good day.

• Cuddles. that’s it. I don’t even have to explain.

•He wouldn’t be able to sleep without you, when he was away in a different country he would FaceTime you and you’d talk to him as he fell asleep, and you’d stay on FaceTime all night until your phone died.

Also obviously taking screenshots of him-

•He absolutely adores you and is such a simp, he will pay for everything and make you the happiest passenger princess ever.

•He would kill for your head massages. He loves when you play with his hair when you’re cuddling on the sofa,in bed or even when he’s on stream. Sometimes he has to end the stream because of it. He loves it. 🧡💛

•You also race and He literally is so paranoid. And gets so protective. He makes them check your seatbelt MULTIPLE TIMES. And it’s so tight you can’t breathe! Or he will make his engineer give him updates to make sure your okay literally during the race.

•You’re his biggest fan girl. His fans love you- obviously some don’t and are jealous. But overall they adore you, they love when you post him for example after you guys went on stream and went to bed to cuddle and watch something he fell asleep. And he looked adorable. He was snuggled into you and was snoring, your blanket over him, so you obviously took a picture and posted onto your public instagram with the caption: I CANT. MY BEAUTIFUL BOY

And let’s just say his fans agreed with you, they always agree you’re one of them and is his biggest fan. 🧡💛 he loves that his fans love you.

These head cannons are all my personal opinions so if you don’t agree with them then don’t comment about it 😌