#bc… god of capitalism married to the literal devil… lmaooooo

[bi-hop]

The part I mean 😭

Went to bed thinking about the hilarity of that one bit in Divine Mysteries where the in-canon author, Yivali, starts speculating hard if Abadar and Asmodeus (or Abadar and Irori) (but NOT Abadar/Asmodeus/Irori in a triad) are romantically involved against her mentor’s best wishes and then had a dream where I was in Cheliax and forced to attend a festival commemorating the ‘unholy union’ of Abadar and Asmodeus, as revealed to the people by the clergy of both churches.

Because apparently they got married or something.

L. O. L.