#bc yeah they hook up and then they meet again later and have an argument and thentheyre like. so . why dont we just date?

[cloudcountry]

“Tell me why I feel like we’re in the middle of making an Ikevamp OC-“

We shall make Beethoven real 🧍 /J 

But yes, I would also pay to see Beethoven fist-fight Mozart, and Napoleon for that matter 😩 

And yeah, Beethoven had a lot of respect for Mozart and looked up to him!! He even made variations of Mozart’s works. But again,, I want to see the grumpy German men fight- 

I can just imagine Beethoven swearing out Napoleon/Mozart in German as he goes for the left hook- /hj As someone who lives in Germany, the language itself is nice enough (I could go on a whole language rant, but that might be for another day-) but,, people speak the language so aggressively?? Like a normal conversation in the German language sounds like an argument just from the tone-

Oh, but back to Mozart and Beethoven real quick- I found a short article about the two of them meeting which I found interesting- Here’s a small extract of it if you want to read it! (As your history teacher, I am giving you sources- /j)

“In 1787, when Beethoven was 17 years of age he left Bonn on six months' leave of absence from the court orchestra, and arrived in Vienna a month later. Armed with a letter of introduction from Max Franz, whom Mozart knew, he gained entry into Mozart's home and was ushered into the music room to meet his great idol.

Mozart was in no mood to receive him. His health was plaguing him – his untimely death at the age of 35 was less than five years away – and he did not relish having to stop work to listen to a child prodigy from somewhere hundreds of miles away.

‘Play something,’ he told Beethoven. Beethoven played the opening of Mozart's Piano Concerto No. 24 in C minor. ‘Not that,’ said Mozart. ‘Anybody can play that. Play something of your own.’ So Beethoven did.

When the young man had finished, Mozart walked into the adjoining room where his wife Constanze was entertaining friends.

‘Stanzi, Stanzi,’ he said, pointing back into the music room, ‘Watch out for that boy. One day he will give the world something to talk about.’”

(Here’s the link to the article if you’re interested!! https://www.classicfm.com/composers/beethoven/guides/beethoven-and-mozart/

Jackdaw Anon 🐦

OMG BEETHOVEN IKEVAMP OC IS BECOMING REAL?!?!?!? WE ARE BRINGING DOOM UPON THSI WORLD AND I AM HERE FOR IT!!!!!

but omg.,,.., you're telling me both sebastian and beethoven would be in awe of mozart. like theyd be fanboying over him!?!?!?

I FORGOT TO MENTION THIS ACTUALLY BUT I THUOGHT IT WAS FUNNY THAT YOU SAID I KNOW IKEVAMP'S MOZARTS BETTER THAN YOU BC THE ONLY THINGS I KNOW ARE THAT HE DISLIKES COOKIES BC THEYRE DRY, HE LIKES MEAT DISHES, AND HIS WEAKNESSES ARE DRAWING & PAINTING HELP

‘Not that,’ said Mozart. ‘Anybody can play that. Play something of your own.’ So Beethoven did.

AN ABSOLUTE SLAY!!!!!!!!!!!! yk thats kind of how creation works...you look up to popular people an dthink "oh i have to do what they do to get recognition" but in actuality your more authentic self will garner FAR more positive attention :C damn thats crazy HAGSFDHASG

[blossom-and-others]

Caelán sat at the bar. It was greasy to the touch, so he tried not to come in contact with it as he swished his whiskey. He didn’t even like whiskey.

The buzz of music and conversation was, oddly enough, more stress-relieving than the alcohol at the moment. There was something nice about being in a place so full and humming and dirty. The mansion was always kept spotless; a good thing, normally, but lately it had started to drive him insane.

Sakina was always buzzing around, talking about her ideas for the kingdom. She had so many. Caelán still didn’t know why she’d turned down the chance to be queen. He wasn’t making a very good king, after all. Sakina’s role as his advisor basically meant that she was queen though, since he generally did whatever she suggested without a second thought.

The issue currently on the table however... that was a different issue.

The song changed and a boisterous group of clearly already-intoxicated dimons stumbled into the bar, one of them singing some sort of shanty at the top of her lungs.

Caelán watched as the obvious designated driver of the group herded her friends towards a table. One boy away before she could stop him. He dropped heavily into a bar stool a few feet away, laid his head on the bar, and apparently fell asleep. The bartender sighed.

Sakina wanted to mend relations between the Dark and Light kingdoms.

She thought that, if they could get the darklings on their side, they would be strong enough to challenge the tyrannical satan of Hell. If they could manage that, she reasoned, they would ally themselves with the majority of dimons, and conflict between the Dark and Light kingdoms would be stamped out almost entirely. Logically, the plan made sense.

Still, Cae had his reservations. He’d seen the violence of dimons, and while those in the bar currently were clearly not there to start a fight, he didn’t know what they’d do if he revealed himself to be a lightsome.

He glanced over at the sleeping dimon. His sober friend had left the rest of the group to their own devices and was gently trying to shake him awake. He woke up a little and, at a few words from his friend, nodded and allowed himself to be half-carried outside, presumably to go home. As he watched them leave, Caelán felt eyes burning into the back of his head.

He turned back to his mostly-full whiskey glass. Out of the corner of his eye, Cae could see movement. Someone dark-haired socializing in a big group in the far corner of the bar kept glancing at him.

Trying to get a better look, Cae turned a little and, in a devastating accident, caught the man’s eye. Predictably, the man made his way over.

Feeling a little ill, Caelán looked pointedly in the opposite direction.

“You’re a little uppity to be hanging around here,” the stranger said. A smirk spread across his face. Cae couldn’t keep himself from meeting his eyes. They were dark and Caelán was uncomfortable.

“I come here all the time,” he lied, hoping he sounded dismissive.

“Mmm, no I don’t think you do. I’m here at least twice a week and I’ve never seen your mug.” The man’s smirk grew into a kinder smile.

“That’s a little sad, isn’t it?” Cae mumbled. He didn’t mean for the man to hear it, but evidently he did, because he chuckled.

“Yeah, maybe.” Then he added, “I’m Meirion, by the way.”

Caelán took his extended hand and shook it.

“It’s a pleasure,” he said a little wryly. Meirion laughed again.

“What, I don’t get a name from you?” he asked. Before Caelán had time to decide on a fake name to tell him he said, “That’s fine, I don’t need one.”

Caelán sighed, relieved. He was an awful liar.

Meirion reached across Cae, arm brushing his chest a little, and stole the whiskey. He took a long sip. He snorted at Caelán’s scandalised look.

“What? I’ve been watching you all night, you aren’t drinking it.”

“Yeah, that’s fair.” Cae watched more keenly than he was comfortable admitting as Meirion finished the drink in two more gulps. When he was done, he placed the glass gently on the table and met Caelán’s eyes again, an odd expression on his face.

Clearly, he’d noticed Cae watching him.

“So where are you from, Mr. No-Name?” he asked. It sounded like an idle question, so Caelán took the opportunity to give an idle response.

“You know, around.”

Meirion raised an eyebrow.

“Not too far from here.”

“You’re quite the bundle of well-kept secrets, Blue,” Meirion said, a little more softly than anything else so far.

Upon hearing the nickname, Caelán’s hand instinctively touched his long cobalt hair.

“Not really,” Cae said.

“Yeah, not really,” Meirion agreed. That response should have concerned Cae, but somehow it didn’t.

They held each other’s gaze for an extended moment.

“So,” Caelán said, straightening up and glancing at the sticky bar for a moment. “what brings you here twice a week?”

Meirion was about to answer, but Cae kept talking.

“Marital problems? Financial hardship? A severe addiction to sub-par whiskey?”

The bartender shot him a dirty look. Meirion chuckled.

“A desire to escape my tiny corner of the galaxy, I’d say.”

“I see.”

“Much like you,” Meirion added.

Cae rolled his eyes. “Well sure, but only because that’s the only reason anyone comes to a bar so far out of the way from Hell. What exactly are you escaping from? That’s the question.”

Meirion, apparently taking a leaf out of Cae’s book, evaded the question.

“Hm, maybe,” he said, addressing the first half of Caelán’s speech, “but you’re not from Hell.”

It wasn’t a question. It was a statement. A fact. And it was enough to make Caelán nervous. Technically speaking, this bar was in Hell. It was in enemy territory and filled to the brim with dimons.

“Well I-”

“It’s not hard to spot a lightsome in a room full of dimons, dude,” Meirion said with a grin.

Caelán put his face in his hands.

“Ugh, everyone can tell?” he asked, voice muffled. Meirion rubbed his shoulder soothingly, barely holding back a laugh as he spoke.

“Not everyone, just like, twenty percent of us.”

“Ugh, I really can’t get away, can I?” Cae groaned.

“Sure you can. You’re here, aren’t you?” Meirion nudged him. “Why not get a little wild?”

There was something just a tad suggestive in that. Caelán looked up in disbelief.

“You’re kidding.”

“I am, in fact not.”

“I can’t hook up with a dimon, Meirion.”

“Sure you can! I’ve done it plenty.”

“Shut up.”

“Now what if I said ‘make me’?”

[maluminspace]

Genre: Smut/Angst

Pairings: Calum Hood/Luke Hemmings

Word Count: 2.5k

Requested: @periwinkle5481

Slytherin Calum + Gryffindor Luke are secretly dating and they’re hiding it from Slytherin Michael and Gryffindor Ashton bc of the rivalry. Cake gets caught in the prefect bathrooms by Mike and/or Ash (I’ll leave that up to your discretion) and shit kind of blows up but the four work it out. So I guess this is angsty with a touch of smut ;) thank you for writing this

Includes: nudity, hand jobs (almost)

Trigger Warnings: strong language, moderate sexual content

A/N: Angst with a touch of smut, you say? I hope this fits the bill, my sweet! 

***

Calum Hood had been working hard to become the Slytherin quidditch captain his whole school life. He’d trained hard at every given opportunity and spent almost every penny of the allowance his parents sent to him, on buying the very best knee and elbow pads. All of his blood, sweat and tears had paid off on the first night of his fifth year at Hogwarts, when the current head teacher had announced that Calum was to take over the important job of captain from Greta Hollyberry, who’d graduated the previous year.

The Slytherin’s elation at gaining this new title had been infinitely enhanced a few moments later when the headteacher had announced the name of the prefects. He wasn’t surprised when his secret boyfriend’s name had been called for taking the place of Gryffindor’s new prefect. Luke was a typical goody-goody, acing all of his classes and taking every extra-curricular activity possible to ensure he got the best recommendation when he leaves school in a couple of years. Calum couldn’t be happier about all those things, though, because it meant that for the first time ever, the two of them got to use the prefect’s bathroom, AKA the best place ever to secretly do the stuff they’d previously been forced to do in dusty, deserted corners of the castle.

It was tough on both boys sometimes, having to keep such an important relationship a secret from their friends and peers. Unfortunately, it was a necessary evil. Old prejudices that dictate that Slytherin purebloods shouldn’t date people from other houses, especially muggleborns, were still prevalent in the wizarding community and Hogwarts itself was no exception.

Due to their hectic schedules, the two boys had had to wait well over a week to finally meet there, but they were determined to make the most of it now. 

“What colour water should we have?” Luke asked, surveying the multitude of golden taps lining the sunken, pool-like bathtub. His bright blue eyes were sparkling with excitement as he sat down on the side of the huge bath. “Pink could be quite romantic?”

“I don’t fucking care what colour the water is Luke…” Calum replied, hastily shuffling out of his clothes and discarding the pile of his school robes near the wall. “I just want a wet, naked Gryffindor prefect pressed against the side of this massive bath.” 

Luke’s cheeks heated up under the intensity of Calum’s desperate words as he simply turned on the closest tap. The water that began filling the bath happened to be a pretty pastel purple colour. The slightly younger boy gave a delighted chuckle as he scrambled to his feet so that he could undress.

“Wait a second!” Calum insisted before slipping off his boxers, loving the way that Luke eyed him hungrily. He slipped into the tub, leaning against one side of it as he found the perfect position to watch Luke undress. “Okay, strip…”

Luke suddenly became shy, the way he always did when Calum’s attention was solely focussed on him. The lanky boy felt awkward beneath his boyfriend’s gaze as he slowly shed his Gryffindor robes, leaving them in a heap next to Calum’s Slytherin ones.

“Why did you stop?” Calum growled, indicating Luke’s tight red boxer shorts. “Show me the goods, Hemmings!”

Luke rolled his eyes fondly as he slowly pulled down his boxer shorts before kicking them to one side. He automatically curled in on himself in a weak attempt to feel less exposed, but the way Calum stared at him as though he was about to devour every inch of his pale, lanky body, made him more bashful than ever.

“Hurry up and get in here…” Calum commanded, stepping back from the edge of the rapidly filling tub to let Luke slide in. “I’ve waited so long to get my hands on you!”

That much was true. The two boys had not been alone together since the end of the previous school term, over seven weeks ago. Of course, they’d found ways of secretly communicating throughout the summer holidays and they’d managed to steal the odd moment for a quick make-out session here and there since returning to school the previous week. This was their first chance to properly be together, though, and they weren’t about to waste any more time before relieving their sexual tensions.

As Luke slipped into the huge bath, Calum couldn’t help but admire how beautiful he looked. The Slytherin found himself raking his eyes over every inch of Luke’s pale skin as he settled into the water. The younger boy’s dark blonde hair was slightly tousled and fluffy from where he’d pulled his clothes over his head, making him look softer than ever. His blue eyes were twinkling in the dim light, too, reflecting the pastel shade of the water and the bright flecks of the multi coloured stained glass window above the tub. 

The whole sight almost took Calum’s breath away. It was even harder for him to see why his fellow Slytherin’s would begrudge this relationship. Luke was the purest creature on earth, someone to be treasured and even worshipped, not looked down upon and shunned. He just wished that those narrow-minded people could see what he saw and feel how he felt when he was with Luke.

“You okay, Cal?” Luke questioned quietly when his boyfriend failed to make a move on him the second he was in the water.

Calum shook his head in an attempt to rid his mind of the ugly thoughts about his housemates and the associated feelings of anger and disappointment they brought with them. “I’m fine…” He promised, pressing himself closer to Luke until as much of his body was touching the Gryffindor’s as possible. “Just can’t get over how gorgeous you are, Lukey.”

The younger boy giggled as he wrapped his arms around Calum’s neck. “You’re the most gorgeous, Cal.” He replied. “I can’t even tell you how much I’ve missed you.”

“I think I might know exactly how you’ve been feeling…” Calum whispered before capturing the younger boy’s lips in a soft kiss. “Dreamt of your fucking mouth more than I can tell you.”

Luke whimpered into the kiss as Calum pushed one of his thighs between the Gryffindor’s applying friction to both of their deprived dicks. “Is that all you’ve missed?” He asked, rutting desperately against the quidditch captain.

Calum shook his head as they pulled apart from the increasingly intense kiss. “I missed everything about you, Luke, so fucking much…”

The Slytherin’s words were laced with so much need and lust that Luke was powerless to hold back, he moaned into his boyfriend’s mouth like it was the first time he’d ever been kissed. “Then show me…” Luke begged, sliding one hand down Calum’s arm to grip his wrist before guiding it between their bodies. “Show me how much you’ve missed me.”

“Fuck, Lukey.” The older boy groaned, backing up his hips just enough to allow him space to touch the Gryffindor where he needed it most. His fingers had barely grazed the base of Luke’s cock when the door of the bathroom burst open unexpectedly. 

Calum jumped backwards, instinctively covering his dick as he turned to yell at the intruder. “The door was locked for a reason, you fucking idiot…” His rant trailed off as his gaze met a pair of all-too-familiar, startled green eyes. “Michael? What the fuck are you doing here?”

The new arrival didn't even attempt to answer. He silently glanced from Calum to Luke and back again. It was entirely obvious that his mind was processing over the scenario, the cogs of his brain working overtime as he just stared, slack-jawed at the couple in the pool.

Quickly realising that there was no lie on earth that Michael would believe right now, Calum hastily tried to work out what the best method of damage control would be. He shifted sideways slightly, using his own body to shield Luke as much as possible. “Mike, you need to let me explain…”

“You two?” Michael gasped, a note of horror clear amongst the shock. “How? Why? I just…”

“Just turn around, so that Luke and I can get dressed. Then we can talk, yeah?” Calum asked, surprised by his own logical thinking in such a stressful situation.

Much to Calum’s dismay, Michael seemed glued to the spot, unable to tear his eyes from what he clearly believed was the friendship equivalent of a car wreck. “I thought you hated Gryffindors, Calum?” He sputtered. “You’re always going on about how much you want to beat them at quidditch and you definitely fucking can’t stand prefects! Hemmings is the last person in the world I’d have expected you to hook up with.”

“I don’t hate Gryffindors.” Calum protested, hoping to side step the rest of his best friend’s argument. “Don’t project your own prejudices onto me, Mike!”

The blonde boy shook his head disbelievingly, his expression betraying a hint of anger now. “I’ve never said a single thing about hating Gryffindors! Stop trying to deflect! Why would you feel the need to keep this secret from me? I’m supposed to be your best fucking friend, Calum.” 

Part of Calum felt ashamed, if there was one person he could have trusted with his secret it would have been Michael. He still felt irritated and embarrassed by the intrusion and the allegations that Michael had thrown at him. Perhaps that was the reason that his brain frantically tried to find an argument to throw back at Michael. Luckily, it wasn’t hard to find something to fuel his anger. A quick glance over Michael’s dishevelled hair and crumpled robes told Calum that his friend was clearly here to meet someone as well. “You can talk!” The younger boy shot back. “You’ve obviously been keeping secrets from me, too.”

Even in the dim light with the reflections of the colourful windows and water tinting everything and everyone in the room, it was clear how much Michael was blushing at Calum’s words. “I don’t know what you’re…”

As if on cue, the bathroom door swung open again. Michael didn’t even turn around but his eyes widened in horror. He didn’t have time to react before the new arrival stumbled into the room. “Hey baby, sorry I’m late, I had to shake off the nosy Hufflepuff prefect…”

“Ashton?!” Luke exclaimed, almost deafening Calum as all eyes moved to the Gryffindor quidditch captain.

Michael simply covered his face with his hands and let out a low groan. 

The oldest boy in the group stopped in his tracks the moment he realised that Michael wasn’t alone in the bathroom. His cheeks immediately turned crimson as the reality of the situation dawned on him.

“Looks like I’m not the only one fucking a Gryffindor.” Calum huffed, turning his attention back to Michael. “What’s your excuse for keeping secrets, Clifford?”

Michael curled in on himself, looking over at Ashton for some kind of emotional support. “I… Ash, I’m sorry.”

The Gryffindor quidditch captain stepped a little closer to his apparent boyfriend, gripping Michael’s shoulder gently. “We don’t have anything to be ashamed of, Mike.” He smiled comfortingly. He glanced over at the couple in the pool, adopting an almost pleading tone and expression. “We just all need to have a talk, I think.”

It was becoming increasingly difficult for Calum to keep his temper. “I don’t want to fucking talk, Irwin.” He snapped. “I want you and your boyfriend to leave! Just get the fuck out, both of you!”

Michael almost looked close to tears as he mirrored Ashton’s pleading gaze. He was obviously feeling embarrassed and overwhelmed. “Calum, I’m sorry, I just thought the door was locked because it’s almost curfew…”

“Just fuck off!” Calum demanded, entirely losing patience with the whole situation. “I want to be alone with Luke, so get out!”

Ashton’s expression hardened a little as though he was about to lose his own temper and stand up to Calum, but he faltered when Michael lost his battle to keep his emotions in check and ran from the room without a backwards glance.

“You should go after him.” Luke shrugged, drawing Calum’s attention away from the older boy for the first time since he’d arrived. “We’ll come and find you in a minute.”

Ashton nodded before turning on his heel and jogging after his boyfriend.

“Can you believe those two?” Calum huffed angrily, turning to fully face his boyfriend. “Michael yelled at me for keeping you a secret and the whole time he was doing the exact same thing to me!”

Sighing, Luke reached up to cradle the Slytherin’s cheek. “I think all four of us are guilty of letting outside opinions affect our own relationships and friendships.” He explained gently. “I’m a little hurt that Ashton didn’t talk to me about Michael, too. We’ve been close friends for years, we talk about everything else… I guess we’re all just scared of those few idiots that might bully us for dating someone so different to ourselves.``

There’s no denying Luke’s words. Calum knew that that one stupid reason is the only cause of this whole mess and he hated that he ever allowed himself to get caught up in it. “You’re right.” He answered quietly, pecking a kiss to the corner of Luke’s mouth. “We shouldn’t let those pricks make us feel like we have to hide.”

Luke smiled softly. “Let’s put this romantic bath on hold and go talk to our friends, yeah?” He suggested tentatively. 

Calum nodded reluctantly, knowing that he wouldn’t fully be able to enjoy the rest of his date with Luke when Michael was upset with him. He was also more than eager to find out more about how he’d ended up dating the Gryffindor quidditch captain.

After another brief kiss, the couple climbed out of the bath and headed over to where they’d hung up their towels earlier. 

“I know the most important thing to do tonight is to make things right with Michael and Ashton…” Luke said as he dried himself down with his fluffy white towel. “But can we also ask them to agree a schedule to use this bathroom? Like I may never get over the embarrassment of knowing that Ashton Irwin and Michael Clifford saw me naked.”

Calum chuckled, pulling Luke into a warm embrace. “You don’t need to be embarrassed about that, Lukey… You have the prettiest little cock, in the world. They’re lucky to have even gotten a glimpse of it.”

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[thalergetic]

me: has headcanoned all of these ideas with you. also me: i want kellan to write this bc they write so pretty 🥰🥰 anyway. prompt: catradora secret hooking up bc they supposedly ‘hate’ each other >:)

(okay imagine an au like four steps to the left where they’re advisors to glimmer and hate each other)

“—You think you’re so fucking smart, don’t you?” Catra crossed her arms. “You have no idea what you’re doing.”

Adora shook her head. “Oh, I have no idea what I’m doing? Brave words coming from the person who almost cost us half of Thaymor’s grain supply back there,” She said, anger seeping into her voice.

Beside them, Bow groaned. “Can’t you guys get through one negotiation without being at each other’s throats?”

“Not until the princess realizes I’m right,” Catrasaid, staring defiantly at Adora.

Adora narrowed her eyes. “Well, Glimmer knows I’m right,” She said, putting her hands on my hips. “And she’d pick me over you any day.”

Bow shook his head. “You guys are both trusted advisors to her. You know that.” He looked at where they were still glaring daggers at each other and sighed. Honestly, it was a lost cause at this point. “I gotta go lead a strategy meeting. Don’t be late to the briefing later.”

They watched him leave. As soon as he left the room, Catra looked back to Adora. “So… are we doing this or not?”

Okay, so maybe they’d been doing this—this thing where whenever they got in a big argument, they would end up in bed with each other after it. Whatever. It had only happened a few times (13, not that Catra had been counting), so it was nothing.

(And, well, if she found herself pressing Adora’s buttons just a little more than usual to make sure it happened, that was her business. In her defense, Adora made it so easy.)

Even as she moved closer, Adora scoffed. “That’s seriously all you’re thinking about? I wasn’t kidding, you know. That was a risky move.”

“I know you weren’t, but we both know that my plan would’ve paid off. If you hadn’t interrupted me, that is,” Catra said, eyes dipping down to Adora’s lips. She found herself backed up against the wall. “Always so impulsive. You really think Glimmer would take your side after that little display?”

“Shut up.” Adora was close enough to see Catra’s eyes darken a little.

“Yeah?” Catra asked, eyes dipping down to her lips before looking back up with a smug, defiant smirk. “Make me.”

She barely got the words out before Adora grabbed her hands and pinned them roughly above her head, crashing their lips together in a half-furious, half-desperate kiss.

As Adora pulled away, Catra bit her lip hard enough to draw blood, and felt her gasp against her. “You bit me,” She said, sounding almost betrayed. There was a rough, low edge to her voice.

“I did.” Catra leaned in again to kiss her hard before she pulled away, feeling Adora chase her lips. Trying to control her breathing, she leaned her head back against the wall and smirked. “What are you going to do about it?”

[tiffgeorgina]

fuck it black monday soulmate au

this one goes out to brit pricevore and that damn quote rt about hating soulmate aus. also to all the time i wasted in the shower last night thinking about this. brit if you’re reading this i have done my part. 

this fic is sponsored by the hyuna and LE collab that i cannot stop blasting. it’s called blacklist and it kind of invented music

-ok so im starting with mo and dawn because of fucking course i am

-mo spends like four years in prison starting from when he’s 20 or 21 or sum shit. around this time, dawn’s getting her MBA from northwestern. as soon as mo’s out of prison, jammer stakes the jammer group and hands majority ownership over to mo. alright so mo needs some employees he can’t do all this by himself. so he schedules an interview with dawn and meets her and realizes that this is His Soulmate. 

-im not really certain what the exact soulmate au would be for this because frankly i don’t care, i don’t want to get into that rn lol. but it’s something obvious and clear-cut, like seeing color for the first time when you make eye contact with your soulmate or smth. Actually i rly like that idea so im gonna roll with it. Fuck it you see color the first time the first time you touch your soulmate (i’ll get into the general implications of this some more later on, maybe after keith/mike’s part stay tuned xx) i love me some ambiguous soulmate aus but all the relationships in this show are ambiguous enough so i’ll pass in that regard this time. also in this universe, your soulmate isn’t necessarily regarded as your romantic partner for life. some conservatives/evangelists/fundamentalists/traditionalists will consider any marriage/sexual or romantic relationships with people other than your soulmate to be an abomination or w/e, and the 80s were pretty conservative, but they were also pretty weird, so a lot of people give zero fucks and will date/fuck/marry whoever. these people tend to regard soulmates as the most important person in your life, regardless of the nature of your relationship with them. some people’s soulmates are like a parent to them, and could never imagine being romantic/sexual with them. lots of people never meet their soulmates due to distance/death/etc. basically fate is not as all-knowing in this soulmate au as it is in some others. there is more to a long-lasting, successful romantic relationship than just love. back in the 40s or whatever, people would meet their soulmates and marry like two weeks later, never having had sex or a romantic relationship with anybody else, and then two days into the marriage they realize how devastatingly incompatible they are and the relationship crumbles under the strain of resentment and confusion within a year. people in the 80s have started to learn the lessons the people in the 40s never had time to figure out, so most people have some romantic/sexual experience before they meet their soulmate. besides, who wants to wait that long to have sex? not me tf

-ok back to the plot now that we got the background is down. mo and dawn meet and know they’re soulmates. so they get to know each other, but their main focus is work bc they’ve got a lot of work to do if they want to get anywhere. the company is young, dawn’s just out of school, and mo’s just out of prison. there’s a lot of ground to cover and they’re impatient asf to be rich and powerful. 

-the romance sort of happens naturally, given how much time they spend together, and they fall hard. they start dating, and when it’s great, it’s great. but when it’s bad, it’s fucking horrible. they’re both really underdeveloped as people (should i mention that they both literally just entered the workforce lol) and they just. can’t. get. along. 

-they hire some more people, like keith and yassir and wayne, and even they can tell that their relationship just sucks. they fight all the time over petty shit, and their fights always go way too far and never get properly resolved. sure, the sex is good and they want pretty similar futures (lots of money and no kids), but emotionally, in the short term, they are as incompatible as it gets. they have the same argument that they’ve had a gazillion times about promoting dawn to partner, but this time it goes a little too far. the things they say are a little too hurtful, and at this point, the relationship is a little too broken to salvage. they both know that when dawn storms out that night, it’s the last time. she moves out the next day.

-but she can’t really quit, can she? at this point she’s put in like three years of work at this place, and it’s moving up the ranks, and she’s head trader. she’s not taking a pay cut because she’s too immature to work with her ex-who-is-also-her-soulmate. so she sticks around. it’s a little awkward at first, but she and mo just come to an unspoken agreement that they’ll spend less time together and let themselves detach as much as possible, because at this point, a romantic relationship just seems so impossible, so why try? they can be each other’s most important person without being romantic partners, right? of course they can! Yeah, maybe they were just destined to be platonic soulmates. this will definitely work.

-so dawn meets this guy. his name is spencer. they hit it off right away too. of course, they’re much less compatible (in terms of long-term plans and all that, especially regarding having a family) than she and mo ever were, and the chemistry is nowhere near as electric, but at least they can have a conversation about something other than how much they hate the lehman brothers without screaming at each other. despite how much she knows she doesn’t love him like she still does used to love mo, she thinks she can live the rest of her life like this. they get engaged after dating for a year, and then married after a six month engagement period.

-mo stays single for about a decade or so. the most serious relationship he has isn’t even monogamous and it’s like, barely a year. he tells himself that he’s not looking for love, and he’s much happier to just sleep around and count his money and focus on that. everybody he ever talks to knows this is a bald-faced lie. they choose not to bring it up.

-(IM REALIZING HOW SIMILAR THIS IS TO THE CANON BACKSTORY/PLOT OF BLACK MONDAY IM SCREAMING SHGLKSDFHGLKSDRGHLS WHATEVER IM HAVING FUN) so mo and dawn are still working together and their relationship is... getting better. time heals all wounds right? well, not if you keep rubbing salt in the wound by literally working with your ex-who-is-also-your-soulmate and seeing them everyday. they know subconsciously that they could’ve been really fucking great, if only they hadn’t been such idiots in their 20s. but now that chance is gone, and they both just have to accept that. they still get into fights and shit, but it tends to be over much more superficial stuff. of course, people without fifteen years of history don’t get into screaming matches over tiny shit like they do. but that’s the territory of working with your ex-who-is-also-your-soulmate.

-so mo has this stupid fucking idea that he doesn’t even run by dawn before throwing $60 mil on it, because of course he does. so she has no choice but to go with it. they hire this kid, his name is blair, because they need him to pull this off. blair finds out that mo and dawn are soulmates who used to date but don’t anymore, and he’s really not even that surprised. of course, it’s weird to find out that your bosses whom you’re weirdly close to, who seem to hate each other, used to be in love and date and the whole nine yards and all that, but it makes a lot of sense.

-so they go off to the predator’s ball bc even rich people need money sometimes. you know that scene where they’re walking back to their rooms after that wild ass night, and mo’s like “you want to call it, or?” and dawn’s like “would if i could but im married” and then they get into a fight over collateral shares? fuck that scene entirely. let dawn find out about that 30% collateral shit like the next day or some shit idfc. instead, dawn’s just a smidge drunker than she was in canon, or maybe she was thinking more clearly than she has in a while, and she just fuckin goes for it. she kisses him, and of course he kisses her, and they... sleep in the same room that night. lmfao you know what i mean. and so starts this sort of friends/business-partners-with-benefits thing. 

-they are next level awkward when they get back to NYC, and blair and keith notice the fuck out of it. they aren’t exactly on speaking terms, so they don’t bring it up to each other, but fuck if they don’t bitch about to their respective soulmates (which i will get into)

-dawn feels soooo guilty it’s unreal. But she rationalizes the hell out of it. Her relationship with spencer has a textbook dead bedroom (which is actually sort of canon), and she signed up for monogamy, not celibacy. it’s not her first example of fucked up morals for sleeping with somebody other than her husband, anyways; there are worse things she can do (and has done) than cheat. It’s not fair that he gets to have all the sex he wants while she has to suffer in silence. So she keeps hooking up with mo even if it’s the worst thing she could do for her relationship with him (and her relationship with spencer, who doesn’t even know that she’s met her soulmate, let alone that her soulmate is her fuckin business partner [canon divergent, spencer does not find out about her and mo in 1x02])

-mo feels guilty in theory but really he’s just happy to be with dawn again in some way. They’re never in dawn’s apartment, so there’s no chance they can ever be caught ever. This is fine. They are fine.

-as one can expect, they are not fine and spencer notices dawn acting differently. Eventually she has a couple drinks one night and the guilt overwhelms her so she ends up coming clean. Safe to say she and spencer get that divorce.

-around this time, mo is telling blair about the georgina play, and blair is telling him to go fuck himself. Also around this time, tiff is getting kidnapped.

-dawn immediately suspects that mo did some stupid shit when she finds out mo told blair everything. So she goes to find him, only to find him at his lake house, spreading ashes. After he tells her he knows nothing of tiff’s kidnapping and he’s spreading the ashes of a friend, she relaxes and they spend the night together, just talking over all the shit they’ve been through. They don’t have sex that night, but they feel what they used to feel when they were together 15 years ago.

-in the middle of the night, blair calls dawn in a blind panic, talking about how tiff’s parents arranged her kidnapping for the press without telling her. Blair says, “Let’s you and me run the georgina play. That’s right, i know you knew, you’re too smart not to” and dawn says “no.” she doesn’t give excuses or anything, she puts her foot down because she will not let this kid she’s known for barely a year convince her to fuck up the most fulfilling relationship she’s ever had as soon as they get to a good place again. She tells him she’ll run the play with him, but it’s not gonna be against mo. either all three of them are fucked with mo and dawn $60 mil in the hole and blair out of a job, or all three of them can be filthy rich and successful. That’s the deal. Blair says he’ll call her back tomorrow.

-the next morning, mo and dawn are talking on the doorstep, and mo brings up the georgina play and how the kid fuckin hates him now, and there’s no chance of pulling off the play bc he quit. Dawn’s like “yeah, about that… we need to schedule a meeting with him” and mo’s like “what for?” and dawn’s like “i spoke to him last night, his fiancée’s kidnapping was a sham that her parents pulled off and he might be in the right headspace to fuck them over right around now” and mo’s like “holy shit you miracle worker” and they make out and when they walk back into the office, they’re hand in hand. 

-they call blair into the office and they basically just yell at each other for three hours. Keith, yassir, wayne, and ronnie do not know what is going on and frankly they are too afraid to ask. Eventually, they reach an agreement: blair will pull hand over 6% of georgina jeans in exchange for 20% of the jammer group, and another 25% to dawn (after they use blair’s algorithm to grab that last 30% from the lehmans). They shake on it, but none of them leave happy.

-blair’s not exactly happy to fuck over his parents-in-law, and mo isn’t happy to lose majority control of his own company. Dawn lucked out, gaining more power and losing little in the play, but her relationship with both of them is so on-the-rocks that she can’t imagine upholding a business partner relationship with them. This is gonna go so great after blair gets married in *checks watch* like two months.

-so blair gets married and the georgina play is a thing that happens (successfully might i add) and everything is kind of shitty because there are at least two relationships to repair here, and one that’s coming back from the dead. But little by little, they all get to a better place until they’re more or less back at where they were before mo told blair everything and they were all just friends except this time mo and dawn are dating xx

-WHEW and that is that on that. And by that on that i mean that on mo/dawn for this au. Dw im gonna get to blair/tiff and mike/keith and im super excited to write those too but i’ll make sure to put those in a separate post because i don’t think tumblr could handle a +7000 word post lmfao (since this post is nearly 2500 words jesus christ)

-i hoped y’all liked reading this as much as i loved writing it!! Again i love feedback and i read everything y’all say in the tags so please put stuff in the tags bc i love that shit!! Gn xx

[coffeekaspbrak]

Eddie is ripped and Richie is whipped

-It’s well documented that Richie picks up Eddie when they’re kids bc Richie’s tall af and Eddie is small. But please consider: the summer before college, Eddie starts going to the gym to get swole (tm)

-Mainly for himself, but also bc he wants to show everyone he can be physically strong as well as mentally.

-Richie’s already drooling over Eddie’s new muscles in his little shorts and can hardly contain himself given the combination of summer heat, long standing feelings, and this new development.

-Richie ups the anti on the “Aw!! My lil Eds!!” thing to avoid addressing these feelings and Eddie finds it frustrating (and endearing) for a multitude of reasons.

-One day at the quarry, while everyone is swimming, richie is at the top of the cliff, ready to jump, Eddie sneaks up on him.

-Richie, despite being tall, is light in Eddie’s arms. Eddie lifts him off the ground bridal style and looks down at him and says, “see? Isn’t this annoying??”

-Richie looks up at him with red cheeks and starry eyes and his breath hitches because oh my god

-It hits them all at once when their eyes meet: the fact that they’re pressed together, Eddie’s arms firmly cradling Richie, their bare skin touching creates a buzz of electricity and heat for them both

-it’s actually kind of funny from an outside perspective: Short little Eddie with an arm hooked under Richie’s knees and one on his back, Richies legs going far past Eddie’s arm span

-But neither of them realize that as Richie lets out a “hngggh” moan under his breath and then an embarssed cough and looks at the ground, the sound breaks the spell as Eddie moves to put him down

-They detach and can’t look each other in the eye for the rest of the day

-Flash forward to later that night, Eddie hears a tap on his window

-Richie comes through the window regularly as we all know

-Eddie helps him in and they stand quite a few feet apart from each other in the room ( a rarity), looking at the ground

- “So about today” Eddie says after a minute

-Richie perks up and then chuckles running his hand on the back of his neck and his eyes find the floor again, “ha yeah sorry about that it was just suprising.”

-Eddie quirks an eyebrow, “What was?”

-“Little spaghetti, able to lift me”

-Eddie’s a little offended at that like ??? “You’ve seen me working out all summer, I bust my ass for this”

-“Yeah I know, Eds” Richie laughs again uncomfortably

-“Stop laughing at me, Richie” Eddie says with lethal seriousness

- And the chuckle dies in his throat as the room turns cold

-“Half the reason I did this was to make anyone that called me weak eat shit. My mom, the kids at school,” Eddie starts to get choked up, “And you’re supposed to be on my side,”

-“No Eddie wa-“

-“No you know what? Not even you, my best friend can take me seriously, I guess I should just stop trying. I’ll always be the weak, delicate kid everyone says I am,”

-Richie starts crossing the room as he says this and eventually he’s face to face with Eddie

-“You’re not weak, Eddie,”

-“Yeah?” Eddie says, his voice full of heat and venom, “Then why do treat me like some fucking child, Rich? Pinching my cheek, and calling me stupid nicknames. You don’t don’t do that to anyone else!”

-Richie feels a little exposed in the moment, his mind scrabbles for an excuse but the words that leave his mouth without his permission lean into the truth

-“Have you ever thought there might be another reason?”

-He moves so they’re almost touching chests, Eddie is still very much in argument stance as his arms are up and his breathing is heavy as Richie comes into his space

-He looks down at Eddie as his heart beats rapidly but his words are unwavered and soft, he pushes a hair out of Eddie’s face, “That I don’t treat you like everybody else?”

-Eddie’s eyes grow wide as Richie leans in, their lips meet and Eddie’s hands drop and fall on Richie’s shoulders

-As the kiss deepens and becomes more needy, Eddie’s hands find Richie’s hair as he pulls lightly on the dark curls between his fingers. Richie groans and moves to Eddie’s neck, knawing and nipping gently with his teeth as Eddie moans and tugs his hair tighter

-They’re kissing again, messy and passionate, when Eddie lifts him for the second time, before dropping Richie gently on his bed and climbing on top of him

-His knees are on either side of Richie, straddling him as they make out

-“Damn Eds,” he says caressing Eddie’s tanned arms, “What else can these muscles do?”

-“Be good and you’ll find out, Tozier”

- ;) ;) ;)

[maureenbrown]

very basic timeline of spy au

saphael past

simon gets assigned job by luke and says his goodbye to the sh gang (minus magnus for now?)

he flies over to raphs location and introduces hmself. and they meet and such.

so then its just super lowkey. simon makes contact with base to let them know hes okay

then they have dinner my god already so romantic i hate them

but then raphael leaves to see his lil bro (hes engaged!!) and to cover someones shift at work

he returns back to see simon still working bc “im a night owl” and then falls asleep on simon

simon smiles and gently closes his laptop and goes to sleep too. he drapes a blanket over them first and sets an alarm for raphael

raphael wakes up in the morning and has such a cheesy smile on his face like wth

but he gets up and then makes breakfast for him + simon for when he wakes and leaves

simon wakes up and is like?? what happened?? but sees the food and is like! AWWW

anyways he goes about his day but also gets kinda bored and he isnt sure where the tv remote is so he starts watching on his laptop

raphael walks in to see a nerdy boy crying as he yells “GO GET HIM” at his screen and is like??

simon tells him to come over obv. and raphael just says no and angrily stalks upstairs

and simon is curious. so he goes upstairs and is like what happened

and raphael doesnt say shit bc hes still a stranger

so simon just brings his laptop and he sits next to raphael even tho hes still at a distance they watch some movie

and honestly its so nice. and once again they fall asleep on each other.

anyways this adorable thing keeps continuing until THE FRIENDS come over

and simon is like!! gotta impress them even tho he and raph arent dating yet

but his friends come over for dinner and are all sizing up simon like. is he good enough and who tf is so special they would make raphael smile

they decide they like him. very much.

more just getting to know each other until one day simon is like. i want a tour of the city gimme

so thats what they do bc its raphaels day off or w.e.

and theyre going around and being SUPER cheesy but its fine. its not like raphael cares

theyre getting to know other random facts about each other like fave __ bc simon points to things and is like!!!!!!

then. they find vidia and just cant leave

he sits down and is like. i’ll wait for the parent to come so the baby isnt all alone

and raphael is about to say that no one is going to come this baby was/is abandoned

but he doesnt have the heart so he sits down next to him

is ofc v good with babies. simon is not but its fine

but it gets to be night and no one came but simon is adamant. so they stay ALL FUCKING NIGHT WITH THIS BABY (except for one time when they left to get food)

and again. no one comes so theyre about to leave but then raphael says fuck it and they take the baby with them (they’ll real with the legal stuff later)

and ofc simon is still simon so hes like. we need to name her, and also put up posters JUST in case

they do that. but for naming they are very very argumentative.

raphael says the last name is rose bc they found a rose next to her and she has such a nice rosy face and simon agrees

simon wants to name her something disney related like vidia [bc he saw it recently and it was THE BEST]

raphael is like no?? lets name her something proper.

they still argue but decide to call her vidia SOMETHING rose

w.e. they continue and then it hits simon...soon hes gonna leave

and he realizes he doesnt wanna leave. not raphael or vidia

anyways they keep tiptoeing around this love thing they have

and they keep falling for each other as time goes on

eventually one night vidia is sleeping and theyre just watching some show

and theyre cuddling and raphael just leans down and kisses the top of his head

and simon...doesnt move away

he looks up sure. and they make eye contact and slowly come in closer...theres music playing from the show...their lips meet...

they start a relationship

nothing really changes they just...kiss more

and then raphael is like?? i gotta take you on a proper date FUCK

so they go clubbing bc simon insisted

simon gets rlly drunk and like. hooks up with some guy he thought was raphael but in the morning realizes HE WASNT FUCK

he tries to play it off tho and lie to raphael

“i woke up in a parkng lot” or smth but he lies

he doesnt tell about his hooking up no....someone else does

and raphael gets SO angry

not at the hooking up but the lie and betrayal

he doesnt talk to simon for weeks

they have this weird relationship where they work together for vdia but not together...

it makes simon go crazy and he almost leaves

but he also gets sick of it so he gets raphael to talk

and they kinda make things better. they arent the same but they amend it a bit

then!! they also gotta go to a wedding (raphaels lil bro)

and simon is a p r o he gets the job DONE

he kills valentine and has a dance with raphael so a+ work tbqh

he lets his orginzaiton know. but asks for one more week to stay bc raphael

but then he overhears raphael talking [to camille whos also at the wedding] and learns that raphael is an assassin

but he refuses to believe it. he also goes home tho and the car ride is super awk but he refuses to believe it. or talk about it

when he gets home raphael goes into the shower and simon just. cant let go of the feeling. he goes into raphaels room and goes digging

finds a file. on him

raphael walks in and is like?? the hell are you doing but simon is so angry

he yells he screams he throws things and then he picks up vidia from the little crib and runs. just runs and runs.

he finds a bus stop and gets on it still running. from raphael. from everything.

he makes contact with lydia who get shim to a house

the end

the beginning

simon and vidia are chilling

when like simon gets scared suddenly and orders her to upstairs

its too fuckng late and someone breaks open the door

someone being raphael

vidia gets knocked out and when she comes to shes so ???

and raphael is cryptic like hello child who is my daughter

and vidia is just. not taking it. and is jsut really confused

but then a bomb suddenly goes off and simon thrusts her towards raphael

and they run

she gets knocked out for like the second time that day

when she finally comes to again raphael is bandaging himself up

(she is already bandaged up)

she demands to be let go and is just. no she doesnt know this person she needs to go save her dad

and he gives like a hallow laugh and tells her that there is no saving her dad

hes gone most likely

but vidia is still held in disbelief and just doesnt believe any ofit

in fact she doesnt even know whATS happening and so very slowly he tells her

well about the spying and that he and his father had a disagreement

(he doesnt say shit about camille)

she still is just very adamant on leaving and doesnt believe it (refuses to) and so she still demands to be freed

he frees her and lets her go

she walks around bandaged and so confused/lost as to where she is

she meets a nice lookng girl and asks for directions

the girl offers to how her the way and walks along with her

she asks what vidia is doing all alone and very hesitantly vidia just says that she + her dad got hurt and separated

they walk and the girl says that yeah shes an orphan too and you know. gets more information out of vidia

they get to the house [remains of the house] and just. everything is a mess

and she sees raphael arrogantly standing and is s o angry

and is about to tell him off

but all he does is hand her a file where there are actual pics + documents

and just. a part of vidia knows its makes sense with all the closed doors and whispers

and raphael also gently remains her that he’ll let her keep running if thats what she wants but he’ll still be following her/watching her

and vidia is just. really tired but shes also really curious and she kinda agrees

they go to the hq [aka hotel dumort] and vidia gets her own private room and wanders around for a bit

she gets so lost because everything is so big but finallly finds like. the kitchen and remembers oh shit i gotta eat

she eats

soon enough guess who comes strolling in?? lita

and vidia is so caught off guard and also so annoyed?? LIKE WTH

lita smirks and takes an apple watching her

she briefly explains with a smrik that shes a con artist. she knows how to manipulate and vidia get sso angry its so funny

i need more plot points but basically they train her and she gets to know lita + raphael and she finds out more about her past. and about the other relatives that know about it and is just so !? and then she also goes around stealing and fighting corrupt and fighting her father

[pseudonymfox]

Life as we know it (1)

Sebastian Stan x Reader

Summary: As your best friends passed away due an car accident You and Sebastian Stan become the God Parents and Caregivers of the little Baby.

This Part: Flashback of your date with Sebastian which your best friend Alison and her Husband Peter set you up with...

Warnings: -

A/N: Here is the new series I start. It’s from a movie and I thought it would be funny to write it with Seb. Hope you guys gonna love it. By the way I was away for so long bc Infinity war. Taglist for this is open too :)

Masterlist - Series Masterlist

After your best friends Allison married she often tried to set you up with someone she knew so you could live together the “perfect life”, eating brunch together, sitting together on the porch and doing these crossword puzzles. It didn’t work out for you that way and you explained it her at least a thousands times and that she should stop giving random douchebags your number just in case he was the one. You just didn’t believe in that and you aren’t ready for that either. As Allison married Peter which had a best friend too, she convinced you to go on a blind date with him and you said yes for the very last time and after that you would take matter in your own hands again. You wanted to be single for a while so you could concentrate on your work again.

You just brought a small bakery and with that you had a lot of work to do. Now here you are at Friday night still in your apartment. You are supposed to meet this dude at 8pm and either he is an hour late already or he isn’t going to show up at all. What a great first impression you thought. Allison told you he was one of the cool types like in Highschool but still charming, that was all she said. You sat on your couch in a beautiful dark blue dress with a high ponytail and scrolled through Instagram and just before you decided to change into a pair of shorts your heard your doorbell rapidly ringing. You stood up and fixed your dress a little and just hope it wasn’t him anymore, that would made it easier for you. But it was him, he wore a pair of black jeans, a loose sweatshirt and a cap. Either way you are way too overdressed or he was way too underdressed. Your mood was already deep down again but you would stay calm, not for him but for Allison.

“Hey sorry I am Sebastian but uh- you can call me Seb. Am I late?“ he said. At least he was handsome and maybe you this could be still a nice night you thought.

“(Y/N). Just an hour but I-I just got finished so that isn’t a problem“ you lied to him because you didn’t want to start an argument right away and shook his hand.

“Ok....can we go then?“

“Yeah of course.“

You had to take the stairs because the elevator was broken and on the way down you almost didn’t share a single word. It was already embarrassing and you sighed at you finally came out of the front doors. He was a nice person and he even held you the door open so why was that just so akward from the first moment you opened the door you asked yourself.

“Where is your car?“ you asked him while you looked the streets up and down.

“Right here!“ he responded and sat already on his motorcycle. You loved them but they are first of all dangerous and you had a really tight dress on. How are you supposed to sit comfortable on that thing. Maybe you could just take your car. That shouldn’t be a problem for him. He already started the engine that roared loudly while you almost screamed to make it clear that you couldn’t drive with him and that dress on.

“SORRY BUT I DON’T THINK I AM DRESSED RIGHT FOR THAT BUT- but uh.. we could take my car?“ You yelled at him and as he turned it off again. If the people aren’t already starring than they would do that now because of your screaming. As if that wasn’t already embarrassing enough. He agreed with you and not soon after that you sat in the driver’s seat, put your safety belt on and waited for him to say which way.

“Where to?” he asked.

“Where did you make the reservation?” you replied confused. Didn’t he make something like a plan or something like every other guy would do you asked yourself again.

“I-uhm..“

“You didn’t?“ he just shook his head this time.

“Ok fine. What now?“ you still stood with your car in the parking lot in front of your apartment building while you looked at him and waited for him to say something useful or well you didn’t really know what you excepted from this.

“How about we just drive around and look for a Diner or do you know where you want to go maybe?“ 

“Great. Do you know the little shop at-“ the sound of Toto, Africa broke your thoughts.

“That’s just my phone. Sorry.“ he didn’t even looked who it was or turned it off, the song just kept playing and turned the conversation with him again in a uncomfortable silence with background music in your car.

“Just take it already.“ you gave him an understanding nod. He took the phone and started smiling like an idiot. He didn’t even looked so happy the whole last minutes. Another great thing on your first impressions list. The whole night just turned to be more and more worse and it made you overthink the good taste of Allision which you had to ask what she thought about him.

“Hello?..I’m kinda busy right now-“ he spoke into his phone.

“11pm?Not earlier? Ok see you then in my apartment. Bye.”

Did he just talked with some girl? Was he serious? He hung up and put the phone into his pocket again.

“Sorry again. That was a- a sick friend of mine.“ he smiled apolegtic to you.

You decided to end this. It was probably anyway for the best anyway. You wouldn’t have to continue this weird night and could watch a movie or whatever and he could go to his “sick friend“ and have a little fun this night because he wouldn’t get it with you after all.

“Seriously?“ he smiled again like on the phone, like he was actually excited

“Oh god. Are you serious??“ you rolled your eyes at him.

“Yeah-Let’s be honest, you knew from the first moment on that you didn’t like me doll ok.“

Was he serious right now and why did he even called you doll?

“I wanted to do this for Allison and I really tried dude“ you said while your raised your voice slightly. Your anger already boiling in your blood.

“And I just did that for Peter and come on the best thing that we could do right know is to get really drunk and have sex“ he replied and shrugged with his shoulders.

“Wow! What kind of asshole are you?-“ you laughed hysterically.

“Listen it’s Friday night and all want is to have fun ok and you- well you look like you like books so why don’t you-..read a book?“

That was enough for you.

“Here is a little advice for the next time you have a date. Don’t show up hours later, make a plan for what you want to do and don’t hook up with a bitch over you phone while you have a date.“ you started laughing again at this situation. Never ever had you the pleasure to meet someone like that and to have a terrible night like that.

“Hey! she is sick ok..“ he replied raising his hands like you should totally understand this.

“And what? You wanna heal her with your magic dick?“ with that followed silence which he broke after a few passed seconds.

“Ok if you still want to go-“

“Oh god NO!-” you undid your belt and got out of your car again which he did too. You just went to your front door again not even bothering to talk to him more that night. Right know your were more than glad to be single.

“I really have no idea what Allison and Peter thought about that.“ you yelled one last time before you heard him yelling back.

“YEAH me too!!“

You made your way to your apartment and called Allison. Thank god she was still up and answered her phone.

“The only way that you can make this up again is that you promise I don’t have to see him ever again.“

How wrong your were...

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realize // zhou yanchen

pairing: yanchen x reader request: Could I get Yanchen angst where you guys get into a fight bc you don’t like his new gf but then you guys realize his gf is a total witch with a b and then Yanchen and you hook up?

writers note: i feel like i kinda went off road throughout the whole thing but i hope you still have as much fun reading it, as i had writing it! (I wasn’t quite sure if i got the part with his gf being a meanie right, i tried my best,, i know its not really that angsty either, sorry ugh!! )

you and yanchen had been friends for forever!

now you two even went to the same university!!

he’s the person who knows you best, so he was obviously very dear to your heart

that’s also why you always got skeptical if girls got close to him because

besides his stunning looks he had such a loving and caring personality

you didn’t want him to get hurt!!

but also,, you may have started to develop some feelings for him over time.

anyway

it’s near  the end of february, meaning yanchens birthday is coming up

you and a few friends were planning a surprise party!! you knew yanchen loved surprises

that’s why you put all your effort into it, not having a lot of time to hang out with him as much

until one day he texts you, saying you’d have to meet someone important

‘someone important?’ you ask yourself

you knew everyone yanchen knew and the other way around

but of course you didn’t deny his request to meet at a café the next day

the next day,,

oh the next day,, arriving at the café you already saw yanchen from the outside

he wasn’t alone

you could see a girls figure and felt something pinch in your stomach area

who was she??

turns out, it’s a girl yanchen has been seeing for some time now

he knew her from class, you barely remember him saying something about a girl he had an eye on

and well,, after they met up a few times, he had to courage to ask her out

and now in front of you, you have your friend sitting with his girlfriend

very much to your disliking

but you gave her a chance, since yanchen seemed to be happy right

rIgHt?? :)

some more days passed and your friends birthday was getting closer and closer

the next time you saw his girlfriend was on campus

and she was ?? flirting?? with a guy? that wasn’t  yanchen????

you tried telling yourself it was just your imagination when you noticed

that you hadn’t even told her about the surprise party!

so when the guy left you went over to tell her about the plan

but,, this girl

straight up said to your face, with the! most! annoyed! look you had ever seen, that yanchen wouldn’t  be able to attend  the party because she was already having other plans with him

did you,, really heard that right?

you tried to explain to her that the preparation took a lot of time and effort

that yanchen celebrated his birthdays with his friends every single year

that it was a tradition and-

but she didn’t even let you finish!?!?!?

with rolling eyes she tried to put you into place

‘i know you’ve been friends with yanchen for some time now, but i’m his girlfriend now, so i am the priority. your time is over’

AND THEN SHE LEFT WITHOUT ANOTHER WORD

THE AUDACITY

that’s the moment you really started to dislike her

you made it your new task to save yanchen from this witch because

HE DESERVED SOMEONE SO MUCH BETTER!!!

you tried reaching him, sending multiple texts but

it wasn’t until later that evening he answered

- sorry I was out, whats up? -

- with your girlfriend? -

- yeah, why? -

- we have to talk, can I come over? -

- uuh, sure. see you in 15! -

luckily yanchens dorm wasn’t too far from yours so you threw on a coat, grabbed your keys and left 

arriving at yanchens you hammered on his door

you were so angry you just HAD TO tell yanchen what kind of girl he was really dating

so as soon as he let you in you started bursting out all the things that were coming to your mind

yanchen just stood and listened as you went on about how he was too good for her

when you were done you were SO out of breath you just

couldn’t anymore

you let yourself fall down on his couch waiting for a reply

‘you know, i’m very thankful that you’re so protective over me but honestly y/n-‘

‘-you’re just talking crap’

‘i,, what?’

 you never heard yanchen saying such things to you

‘i get it, ok. we don’t spend as much time anymore with each other but, i’m in a relationship now and you’re still my friend! there’s nothing to worry about

‘no, no yanchen you don’t get it! she is going to make you choose between us!’

you felt yourself starting to get angry

why wouldn’t he listen to you??

‘why won’t you realize???’

the argument starts to heat up

soon you two were nearly screaming at each other

yanchen thought you were just jealous

 and ,, you were . kind of

but that wasn’t the thing right now

tears shot to your eyes and it felt like your throat was being corded up

‘you know what, FINE.’

‘FINE’, he yelled back

you’ve had enough

you grabbed your keys and left, smashing the door behind your back

on the way home you noticed the tears roll down your face

you never fought with him like this before..

  days are passing and soon it’s the 5th of march! yanchens birthday!

you hadn’t talked to him during the past days leading up to his birthday

 but you thought you’d still attend the party since you put a lot of work into it

some of the others had talked to yanchen and particularly his girlfriend though

to make sure that they at least attended the party after the plans his girlfriend had made

so after 2-3 hours of waiting (everyone was already there)

the door opened once again

only to let you see, that yanchen came all by himself

you quietly stayed where you were watching everyone else showering him with congratulations

when the pack slowly went back to partying you approached yanchen

‘hey there! happy birthday, hope you had a nice one so far?’

yanchen looked at you in confusion

‘i didn’t really expect you to be here, but I’m glad you are. can we talk?’

you two then went to one of the backrooms of the little hall you had rented

before you could even close the door yanchen started talking

‘i’m sorry, you were absolutely right about-‘

he took a deep breath, trying not to swear

you have always thought he looked cute while doing that,,

‘- about her.. we went out for dinner and all she did was badmouth our friends, specially you’

he couldn’t even look you in the eyes anymore

WAS HE SHY?? DID U JUST SAW A HINT OF BLUSH RISING UP TO HIS CHEEKS??

how could you be mad with him

‘it’s ok, next time just know i’m right. like i always am.’

you send him a sneaky smile, and he shot you one back. the whitest of them all! the one you loved the most.

‘let’s get back to the party, it’s your birthday after all!’

making your way to the door you suddenly felt a tight grip on your arm, which made you turn around again?!

and just as suddenly you noticed how close yanchen was to you

now you were the one who was blushing

and before you knew what was happening

his lips found yours

his hands held your face in the most careful way

nearly as if he was still waiting for an agreement of yours

he kissed you softly

you always wondered what it would be like

and it was exactly like you imagined

when he pulled away your hands found his shirt to grab it fast because

you didn’t want this to be over!!

but he didn’t seem to plan on stopping either

instead, his lips still close to yours, he said

‘you know, all this did make me finally realize some things’

‘and what are those?’, you asked looking up at him

but he didn’t answer

all he did, was smile and his lips found yours once again