#bc timezones in france are shit lmao

[chez-cinnamon]

I HAD TO RUSH TO POST IT AS QUICK AS BUT PAGE 9 BABEYYYY!!! Caine has a theory.... a game theory......

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HI YALL i’m kellen, i’m 17, and i live in the pacific timezone!  this is me finally getting my intro up and telling u all about my lil baby vic

( sofia carson, cisfemale, she/her, twenty-two ) have you seen victoire st. augustin, the socialite and social media influencer around mayfair yet? they’ve been living in london for the past five years. i’ve been told they can be quite magnetic and silver-tongued, and perhaps that’s why people insist they’re reminded of sweet red wine, fresh water pearls, italian leather, deceptive smiles, and expensive french perfume

OKAY HERE WE GO

vic was born victoire adele st. augustin, her parents  ( sasha st. augustin )  a self-made fashion designer and her father  ( raphael st. augustin )  from an old-money fam that has their hand in the energy industry in france

THAT BEING SAID, those hoes were always busy. the dresses don’t make themselves and the electric grids don’t stay on by themselves

vic was raised primarily by nannies, her main one a sweet southern american lady called clara. 

she grew up used to being an afterthought, but it never bothered her much............at least she tells herself that. deep down, under all the hardworking “girl boss” bravado, she wishes she had a mom and a dad instead of just people she sometimes lived with

she went to a prestigious swiss boarding school  ( bc why not right?? )  and when she graduated, she moved to london bc it had more opportunities than france bc of her lil profession

OH YEAH she started her instagram when she was like sixteen and it grew and grew and rn she makes money off of it by being a fashion influencer!  think like megan ellaby on instagram, not some like.............#fashion nova babe LMAO 

she’s engaged to hector but like..............it’s very unhappy atm. they were arranged out of politics and he cheats on her and she knows it which is WHAT MAKES IT SAD but she finds every chance to make snide remarks and tell him that he’s a piece of shit :-)

BONUS: 

vic can speak french, english, and spanish

her accent is french, and i imagine it sounds like THIS i love violette grey ok

pls plot with me ok

[fiirelords]

excuse my very crappy banner lmao I’m on a rush dfdghgvhds anyway as you can probably tell by the crappy banner I am celebrating 4.5k (almost 4.6k) followers and I haven’t done one of these in so so long and I have followed so much people since and I love all of you bc you put amazing content on my dash fdghfdkj

sorry if I forget anyone!! mutuals would be bolded but checking if you follow me is tedious so faves are in bold :))

first some friend mentions(?? whatever, some people I love a lot and I won’t do everyone I love a lot bc I have so many people I love a lot fjhdgjhd

@njmphadora​: NAT NAT NAT DID YOU KNOW ILY?? you should!! bc I say it a lot and I do ly also I know you were on vacation just no, but I missed you a lot and I hope you enjoyed israel and you’re starting uni soon and I’m excited for you but that means you’ll be busy when I’m free :( anyway I love you a lot and your blog is like the best thing ever and yeah, we should catch up!!

@howlingremus​: HEYYY SANDHYA BANANA!! ok I know we also haven’t talked lately and we have pending shit that we should totally do!! and I just wanted to tell you that ily :)) also we don’t have a lot of shit in common?? other than the fact that we like hp but ily so it’s cool lmao

@chewbqcca: steeeph!!! we should talk more?? but I’m so busy lately I’m sorry!! but you know ily right?? bc I do and I hate the fact that we don’t talk more bc you’re just so easy to talk to, so I love doing it and fgjhgdj

@peterparkher: ok bridget, I don’t know a whole lot about you and we haven’t really spoken a lot out of the thrip kids chat, but you’re fun and I hope we get to talk more!!

@peterwithextrapickles: HAYYYYYYLEY OK BUT HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I SAID HAYLEY AND THEN YOU JUST REPLY WITH ? AND GFHJFDGFJ ALSO I LOVE LOVE LOVE YOUR VOICE SM LIKE IDKKDJKDJK I JUST LIKE IT!! and we haven’t talked either?? ok lets just ughjfgj I haven’t talked to anyone in a long while and I’m so so sorry but I’m very very busy with school and senior year activities and hw and ughhhhh anyway ily and yeah

@siruisblack: I ALMOST CALLED YOU JAMES OMG DAMN ANA ANYWAY BEAAARRR!! ok bear idk what’s going on in your blog bc I’ve been sorta disconnected from everything lately + I had a spider craze do everything’s blurry lmao but u my buff and u suck and ily!!

@alicelonjbottcm: wtf dude we literally haven’t talked in forever?? like I haven’t talked to you in so long timezones make no difference bc we talk to little?? and we should change that bc I like talking to you bc we’re like the same person and jfgdhgfj

@percyweascly: DANNNNAAAAA I like you a lot and that’s it lmao, I miss talking to you (sorry about that) you’re just so fun and yeah ily

@dementvr: ok amy, do you have any idea how much I enjoy talking to on snapchat like you’re just so easy to talk to and fun and fgjdhgh I love it sm tbh and ily too and you’re just so ugh idk genuine I love

@slyherins: zayyyyna you have no idea how much I love when you send me asks bc talking to you is so much fun and I wish we did that more!!

@lilyevansh: ok beef ily and you’re so fun and fgdhjgodsj I’m running out of time so I can’rt concentrate but you’re just so bubbly and amazing ily!!

look I was gonna organize by alphabetical order but I’m so busy rn I can’t give myself the luxury to do that (sorry for this mess!!)(also probably forgot to bold some people I’m really sorry this is such a mess guys but ily all)

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