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omarbelloutiworld · 5 years ago

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100 difficult riddles & Answers that kids and families will love

1. When you do not know what I am, then I am something. But when you know what I am, then I am nothing. What am I? A RIDDLE

2. You can see me in water, but I never get wet. What am I? A REFLECTION

3. The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I? FOOTSTEPS

4. When I am released to the wind, you look away and you pretend, but away your friends I will send. What am I? A FART

5. What English word has three consecutive double letters? BOOKKEEPER

6. Imagine you are in a dark room. How do you get out? STOP IMAGINING

7. What English word retains the same pronunciation, even after you take away four of its five letters? QUEUE

8. When you have me, you feel like sharing me. But, if you do share me, you don't have me. What am I? A SECRET

9. A man is pushing his car along the road when he comes to a hotel. He shouts, "I'm bankrupt!" Why? HE IS PLAYING MONOPOLY

10. An English word has six letters, remove one letter, and twelve remains. What am I? DOZENS

11. What question can you never answer yes to? ARE YOU ASLEEP?

12. What invention lets you look right through a wall? A WINDOW

13. What s as light as a feather, but even the world's strongest man couldn't hold it for more than a minute? HIS BREATH

14. What occurs once in every minute, twice in every moment, yet never in a thousand years? THE LETTER M.

15. I never ask questions but am always answered. What am I? A DOORBELL

16. If you go to the movies and you're paying, is it cheaper to take one friend to the movies twice, or two friends to the movies at the same time?

- IT'S CHEAPER TO TAKE TWO FRIENDS AT THE SAME TIME. IN THIS CASE, YOU WOULD ONLY BEBUYING THREE TICKETS, WHERE AS IF YOU TAKE THE SAME FRIEND TWICE YOU ARE BUYING FOUR TICKETS.

17. What gets bigger every time you take from it? A HOLE

18. What is full of holes, but can still hold a lot of water? A SPONGE

19. Which came first the chicken or the egg?

THE EGG. DINOSAURS LAID EGGS BEFORE THE REWERE ANY CHICKENS

20. No matter how much rain comes down on it, it won't get any wetter. What is it? WATER

21. I'm flat when I'm new. I'm fat when you use me. I release my gas when something sharp touches me. What am I? A BALLOON

22. Three times what number is no larger than two times that same number? 0

23. What do you throw out when you want to use it, but take in when you don't want to use it? AN ANCHOR

24. I cannot hear or even see, but sense light and sounds that may be. Sometimes I end up on the hook, or even deep into a book. What am I?A WORM

25. Which ring is square? A BOXINGRING

26. Why are manholes round instead of square?

IF THEY'RE SQUARE IT'S POSSIBLE FOR THE COVER TO SLIP DOWN THE HOLE (DIAGONALLY). A ROUND MAN HOLE CAN NOT FALL DOWN NO MATTER WHICH WAY IT IS ROTATED BECAUSE IT'S WIDTH IN ANY DIRECTION IS GREATER THAN THE OPENING ON THE HOLE.

27. What tastes better than it smells? YOUR TONGUE

28. At night, they come without being fetched. By day they are lost without being stolen. What are they? THE STARS

29. The more you have of it, the less you see. What is it? DARKNESS

30. What starts with a T, ends with a T, and has T in it? A TEAPOT

31. Say my name and I disappear. What am I? SILENCE

32. What is it that after you take away the whole, some still remains? WHOLE SOME

33. Forward I’m heavy, but backwards I’m not. What am I? TON

34. I am a box that holds keys without locks, yet they can unlock your soul. What am I? A PIANO

35. My first is twice in apple but not once in tart. My second is in liver but not in heart. My third is in giant and also in ghost. Whole I’m best when I am roast. What am I? A PIG

36. Remove six letters from this sequence to reveal a familiar English word. BSAINXLEATNTEARS BANANAS(REMOVED SIX LETTERS)

37. What has four wheels and flies? GARBAGE TRUCK

38. What has a forest but no trees, cities but no people and rivers but no water? MAP

39. Runs smoother than any rhyme, loves to fall but cannot climb. What am I? WATER

40. Take me and scratch my head. What once was red, is black instead. What am I? A MATCH

41. What is as big as you are and yet does not weigh anything? YOURSHADOW

42. It is an insect, and the first part of its name is the name of another insect. What is it? BEETLE

43. I'm where yesterday follows today, and tomorrow's in the middle. What am I? A DICTIONARY

44. How much dirt is there in a hole 3 feet deep, 6 ft. long and 4 ft. wide? NONE – IT IS A HOLE

45. Name all the numbers from 1 – 100, which have the letter ‘A’ in their spellings? NONE

46. What kind of coat is always wet when you put it on? A COAT OF PAINT

47. What kind of cheese is made backwards? EDAM

48. What can you hold in your right hand but never in your left hand? YOUR LEFT HAND

49. During what month do people sleep the least? FEBRUARY

50. What can never be placed in a sauce pan? ITS LID

51. I am always there, some distance away, somewhere between land or sea and sky I lay. You may move towards me, but distant I will stay. What am I? THE HORIZON

52. I can only live where there is light, but I die if the light shines on me. What am I? A SHADOW

53. What kind of room has no doors or windows? A MUSHROOM

54. What can you catch but not throw? A COLD

55. What has a Heart but no other organs? A DECK OF CARDS

56. Two people are born at the same moment, but they don't have the same birthdays. How could this be? THEY ARE BORN IN DIFFERENT TIME ZONES

57. What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A CARROT

58. What always goes to bed with its shoes on? A HORSE

59. How can you make 7 even? REMOVE THE S

60. What am I? A QUESTION

61. I can bring tears to your eyes; resurrect the dead, make you smile, and reverse time. I form in an instant but I last a life time. What am I? A MEMORY

62. Mr. Smith has two children. If the older child is a boy, what are the odds that the other child is also a boy? 50 PERCENT

63. A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All the sides have southern exposure. A big bear walks by. What color is the bear? WHITE. IT IS A POLAR BEAR

64. What starts with an e but only has a single letter in it? ANENVELOPE

65. A girl who was just learning to drive went down a one-way street in the wrong direction but didn't break the law. How come? SHE WAS WALKING

66. If in a car race, the man who came two places in front of the last man finished one ahead of the man who came fifth. How many contestants were there? 6

67. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him? THE THIRD ROOM. LIONS THAT HAVEN'T EATEN IN THREE YEARS ARE DEAD.

68. What's black and white and red all over? A NEWSPAPER

69. What flies when it's born, lies when it's alive, and runs when it's dead? A SNOWFLAKE

70. I am the only organ that named myself. What am I? THE BRAIN

71. You walk into a room with a rabbit holding a carrot, a pig eating slop, and a chimp holding a banana. Which animal in the room is the smartest?YOU

72. What always murmurs but never talks, always runs but never walks, has a bed but never sleeps, has a mouth but never speaks? A RIVER

73. I am taken from a mine, and shut up in a wooden case, from which Iam never released, and yet I am used by almost everybody. What am I? A PENCIL

74. I'm tall when I'm young and I'm short when I'm old. What am I? A CANDLE

75. What house can fly? A HOUSEFLY

76. What goes up and doesn't go down? YOUR AGE

77. No matter how terrible things get for the people of the Arctic, they will not eat a penguin. Why? THERE AREN'T ANY PENGUINS IN THE ARTIC

78. A group of ten people are going out for pizza but only two of them have an umbrella to keep them dry. But they manage to walk all the way to the pizza place without getting wet.How is this possible? IT ISN'T RAINING OUTSIDE

79. What runs around the house but doesn't move? A FENCE

80. What goes around the house and in the house but never touches the house? THE SUN

81. A man finds a small iron coin dated 154 B.C., what's it worth? IT IS A FAKE. NO COIN CAN SAY BC

82. There is a one-story house. The walls are blue, the floor is pink, the stove and cupboards are red. What color are the stairs? THERE AREN'T ANY STAIRS

83. Why was the baby strawberry crying? BECAUSE ITS PARENTS WERE IN A JAM

84. I can be cracked, I can be made. I can be told, I can be played. What am I? A JOKE

85. I can't go left, I can't go right. I am forever stuck in a building over three stories high. What am I? AN ELEVATOR

86. What goes back and forth constantly, but never in a straight line? A PENDULUM

87. What dress can you not wear? AN ADDRESS

88. What belongs to you but others use it more? YOUR NAME

89. I don’t have eyes, but once I did see. Once I had thought, but am now white and empty. What am I? SKULL

90. What has hands that can’t clap? A CLOCK

91. Which three numbers have the same answer when added together and multiplied together? 1, 2 AND 3

92. What has a mouth but can't chew? A RIVER

93. How did Mark legally marry three women in Michigan, without divorcing any of them, becoming legally separated, or any of them dying? HE WAS A PRIEST

94. I have all the knowledge you have. But I am not much larger than your fist. What am I? I'M YOUR BRAIN

95. Everyone in the world needs it. They generously give it, but rarely take it. What is it? ADVICE

96. Take off my skin - I won't cry, but you will. What am I? AN ONION

97. Lighter than what I am made of, more of me is hidden than is seen. What am I? AN ICEBERG

98. You heard me before, yet you hear me again, then I die, ’till you call me again. What am I? AN ECHO

99. If you were standing directly on Antarctica’s South Pole facing north, which direction would you travel if you took one step backward? NORTH

100. What has a neck but no head? A BOTTLE

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bloojayoolie · 6 years ago

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Being Alone, Beautiful, and Cats: Henn Honolulu 34893-3 63 1bs @Manhattan ACC waiting for LOVE Beautiful, young, sweet, housetrained, lived in harmony w/4 small children very tolerant with them & played gently are even better when they are shared **** TO BE KILLED - 7/23/2018 **** WHO IS SHINY BLACK VELVET WITH BRIGHT AND HOPEFUL EYES? Its Henny Honolulu and she is hoping that someone will fall in love with her. Henny is about 3 years old and 60 lbs. After being used to make puppies, she was discarded. In her report, the shelter describes her as: gentle and timid, allowing a full exam without issue. The shelter also noted that despite her fears, all it takes is a moment of soft words to ease her fears quickly away. Henny is very playful and excited once comfortable. It's easy to forget that dogs have feelings and needs the same as we do. The shelter also noted she is in excellent health and condition. Henny's owner discarded her to police officers, and claimed allergies as the reason for abandoning her. Also mentioned was having bred her a year earlier. The owner went on claiming that while Henny has shown wariness to strangers, she is a loving, loyal family pet in the home. Fully house trained, adept in many commands, affectionate and adoring belly rubs. So in return for devotion, Henny's prior owner decided to abandon her and now Henny is at the mercy of a foster or adopter to save her from a tragic, unjust death. The odds are stacked tightly against Henny for numerous reasons. She is black, she is rescue only and she has hours to live. We feel she is exquisite, worthy, and a keeper. If you would like to save this sleek, hopeful and lovely youngster, please message this page now. Fostering is free, short term and transport is available. Time is of the essence for this innocent sweet doggie. HENNY HONOLULU@MANHATTAN ACC Hello, my name is Henny Honolulu My animal id is #34893 I am a female black dog at the Manhattan Animal Care Center The shelter thinks I am about 3 years old, 63 lbs Came into shelter as agency July 18, 2018 Henny Honolulu is rescue onlyi Henny Honolulu has displayed fearful behavior at the care center, and has been noted by staff and her previous owners as uncomfortable around strangers. Due to this we are recommending placement with a new hope partner. Medically, there are no concerns at this time. My medical notes are... Weight: 63.8 lbs Vet Notes 20/07/2018 DVM Intake Exam Estimated age: 5 Microchip noted on Intake? n Microchip Number (If Applicable): n History : Subjective: BARH Observed Behavior - gentle timid Evidence of Cruelty seen -n Evidence of Trauma seen -n Objective T = - P = wnl R = wnl BCS = 5/9 EENT: Eyes clear, ears clean, no nasal or ocular discharge noted Oral Exam: teeth in good cond PLN: No enlargements noted H/L: NSR, NMA, CRT < 2, Lungs clear, eupnic ABD: Non painful, no masses palpated U/G: INTACT – externally normal MSI: Ambulatory x 4, skin free of parasites, no masses noted, healthy hair coat CNS: Mentation appropriate - no signs of neurologic abnormalities Rectal: externally normal Assessment: Healthy Prognosis: Excellent Plan: Complete intake and Spay/Neuter SURGERY: Okay for surgery 20/07/2018 DVM Intake Exam Estimated age: 6 Microchip noted on Intake? n Microchip Number (If Applicable): n History : OS - Previous bite history > 1 month Subjective: BARH Observed Behavior - pulls alot on leash - tense, energetic, allowed a full PE without a problem Evidence of Cruelty seen -n Evidence of Trauma seen -n Objective T = - P = wnl R = wnl BCS = 6/9 EENT: Eyes clear, ears dry - erythema, no nasal or ocular discharge noted Oral Exam: teeth in good cond PLN: No enlargements noted H/L: NSR, NMA, CRT < 2, Lungs clear, eupnic ABD: Non painful, no masses palpated U/G: INTACT – externally normal MSI: Ambulatory x 4, skin free of parasites, no masses noted, healthy hair coat CNS: Mentation appropriate - no signs of neurologic abnormalities Rectal: externally normal Assessment: overweight, moderate otitis externa, Healthy Prognosis: Excellent Plan: Complete intake and Spay SURGERY:Okay for surgery 22/07/2018 Hx: Reported sneezing and with bloody stool this morning S: Alert, tail wagging in kennel O: Serous nasal discharge and the occasional sniffle A: CIRDC likely P: Move to isolation -Doxycycline 275 mg PO SID x14 days Cerenia 60 mg PO SID x4 days 1088 Details on my behavior are... Behavior Condition: 2. Blue Behavior History Behavior Assessment Inside the officers kennel the dog seemed dull, shy and quiet. Once I let her out and leashed her she was a little hesitant when I tried to pet her. Also when I tried to scan her for a microchip she was a bit skittish and began to growl. She slowly became more acquainted with me later on and allowed me to collar her once I got her to calm down a little bit. Then I scanned her for a microchip again because she had let her guard down once she was familiar with me. Date of Intake: 7/18/2018 Basic Information:: Henny Honolulu came in as a police intake. Henny is a three year old, intact female large mixed breed dog. She was surrendered to the police by her owner due to the owner's youngest child having extreme allergic reactions to Henny and the doctor recommending that they get rid of Henny. Previously lived with:: 3 adults, 4 children How is this dog around strangers?: Around strangers, Henny Honolulu is usually shy for a while. She can be excitable and be overstimulated. She will jump and sometimes be mouthy. How is this dog around children?: Henny Honolulu lived with four children as young as 1 year old. Henny Honolulu is reportedly relaxed around children and will play gently with them. She would tolerate the youngest child pulling her ears. How is this dog around other dogs?: Henny Honolulu has not been around other dogs, except when she was bred last year and with her own litter after that. How is this dog around cats?: Henny Honolulu has not been around cats. Resource guarding:: Henny Honolulu has no history of resource guarding. Bite history:: Henny Honolulu has bitten strangers in the past. It has occurred when she is outside for walks or running in the yard. When people begin to run away from her, she becomes overstimulated and will nip at ankles. She most recently bit someone and drew blood one month ago. Housetrained:: Yes Energy level/descriptors:: High Other Notes:: Henny Honolulu will sometimes bark at strangers excessively. She is not bothered in the following situations: when disturbed while sleeping or resting, when held or restrained, when given a bath, when brushed, or when her paws are touched. She can be a bit fearful when her nails are trimmed and sometimes during bath time, as well. She does not jump on furniture. She will bark when someone unfamiliar approaches the home. She will bark, growl, snap, and potentially bite when strangers walk by her while she is on her walks. Has this dog ever had any medical issues?: Yes Medical Notes: Henny Honolulu sometimes has flakey skin. She had one litter of puppies in 2017. For a New Family to Know: Henny Honolulu is described as friendly, affectionate, playful, and excitable. When you are home, she will either follow you closely or lay in her dog bed. She likes to play with balls. She enjoyed playing with one of the owner's sons. She has been kept mostly indoors. She slept in her dog bed in one of the bathrooms. She ate Puppy Chow dry dog food twice a day. Her favorite treats are biscuits. She is fully house-trained and does not have accidents. When outside, she prefers to use the bathroom on grass and does not like the cement. When left home alone, she is well-behaved. She has not been left outside. She has not been crate-trained. She knows the following commands: sit, down, and give paw. She is used to walks on and off leash for exercise. On the leash, she will pull hard. Off the leash, she will wander off but come when called. Her other's favorite thing about her is how much Henny Honolulu enjoyed laying with her kids and rolling over for belly rubs. Date of intake:: 7/18/2018 Spay/Neuter status:: No Means of surrender (length of time in previous home):: 3 adults, 4 children Previously lived with:: Owner surrender Behavior toward strangers:: Excitable, jumpy, mouthy, barks Behavior toward children:: Relaxed, gently plays, tolerant Behavior toward dogs:: Unknown Behavior toward cats:: Unknown Resource guarding:: None reported Bite history:: Yes, Henny Honolulu bit a stranger on the ankle as he walked by, breaking skin. She is reported to have bitten strangers in the past for running away as she becomes overstimulated, nipping at ankles. No further details reported. Housetrained:: Yes Energy level/descriptors:: Friendly, affectionate, playful, and excitable with a high energy level Other Notes:: Henny is reported to run after people, though if she becomes overstimulated she begins to nip. She is also reported to growl, snap and potentially bite when strangers walk passed her on walks. Date of assessment:: 7/22/2018 Look:: 2. Dog pulls out of Assessor's hands each time without settling during three repetitions. Sensitivity:: 3. Dog is not fearful and is struggling to get away. The dog is not focused and is in constant movement, unconnected to the Assessor. Tag:: 2. Dog is not fearful, but is unresponsive when touched. Approaches the Assessor when the game ends (may need coaxing to approach). Dog is focused on stimuli other than the Assessor. Paw squeeze 1:: 1. Dog gently pulls back his/her paw. Paw squeeze 2:: 1. Dog gently pulls back his/her paw. Flank squeeze 1:: Item not conducted Flank squeeze 2:: Item not conducted Toy:: 1. Minimal interest in toy, dog may smell or lick, then turns away. Summary:: Henny Honolulu appeared anxious in the assessment room, panting heavily and focusing on the exit to the assessment room. She approached the assessor, but was aloof and disconnected. She allowed all handling. Summary:: Based on selective behavior observed while interacting with dogs in the care center, slow, one on one introductions are recommended between Henny Honolulu and respectful male dogs. She has been observed to stiffen and growl when greeting female dogs, and may have the potential to become aroused during rough play. Summary (1):: 7/19: When introduced off leash to the male greeter dog, Henny Honolulu engages in brief bouts of bouncy play. Summary (2):: 7/20: Henny Honolulu engages in brief bouts of play with a male dog. When greeting a female dog through the fence she growls and hard barks. Summary (3):: 7/21: Henny Honolulu engages in rough play with a male dog, becoming aroused and baring teeth and snapping. Date of intake:: 7/18/2018 Summary:: Shy, quiet, skittish, growled upon scanning for MC Date of initial:: 7/20/2018 Summary:: Tense, active, allowed handling ENERGY LEVEL:: Henny Honolulu is described as having a high level of activity. We recommend long-lasting chews, food puzzles, and hide-and-seek games, in additional to physical exercise, to positively direct her energy and enthusiasm. IN SHELTER OBSERVATIONS:: When she first arrived at the Care Center, Henny Honolulu would display distance increasing behaviors while in her kennel (growling and barking) but has warmed up to select handlers with a slow approach. She continues to be fearful of novice items and people, but has shown great improvements in her interactions with people. BEHAVIOR DETERMINATION:: NEW HOPE ONLY Behavior Asilomar: TM - Treatable-Manageable Recommendations:: No children (under 13),Recommend no dog parks,Place with a New Hope partner Recommendations comments:: No children: Due to Henny Honolulu's bite history and low threshold for arousal, we recommend and adult only home. No dog parks: See DOG DOG INTERACTION ASSESSMENT. Place with a New Hope partner: Due to Henny Honolulu's bite history and low threshold for arousal, we recommend placement with a New Hope placement partner who is able to provide an experienced adult-only foster home. A period of decompression is recommended to allow Henny Honolulu to acclimate comfortably to her new environment; force-free, reward based training only is advised when introducing Henny Honolulu to new and unfamiliar situations. Consultation with a professional trainer/behaviorist is highly recommended for guidance to safely manage/modify any behavior Henny Honolulu presents with outside of the care centers. Potential challenges: : Low threshold for arousal,Fearful/potential for defensive aggression,Anxiety Potential challenges comments:: Fearful/potential for defensive aggression: Henny Honolulu has displayed fearful behavior at the care center, growling at people who approach her, especially when she first entered the care center. She has also bitten strangers walking by her. It is important to always go slow and give Henny Honolulu the option to walk away from any social interaction. Henny Honolulu should never be forced to approach anything that she is uncomfortable with or to submit to petting or handling. It should always be Henny Honolulu’s choice to approach a new person or thing. Henny Honolulu would do best in an initially calm and quiet home environment and should be given time to acclimate to her new surroundings. Guidance from a professional trainer/behaviorist is recommended to assess behavior after decompression in a new home environment. Force-free, reward based training is advised when introducing or exposing Henny Honolulu to new and unfamiliar situations. Anxiety: Henny Honolulu appreas anxious at the care center, panting, and seeking exit. We recommend giving her puzzle toys, long walks, and things to do to relieve her anxiety if it is seen in the future. Positive reinforcement, reward based training only should be used. Low threshold for arousal: Henny Honolulu was reported to have a low threshold for arousal in her previous home, biting people's ankles when she becomes overstimulated. She bit and broke skin on a jogger who ran past her. Immediate intervention and consultation with a qualified veterinary behaviorist/professional trainer is strongly recommended to aid in addressing this issue to prevent further behavioral concerns that may appear in the future if not treated right away. We recommend only force-free, reward based training when introducing or exposing Henny Honolulu to new and unfamiliar situations. HENNY HONOLULU IS RESCUE ONLY…..TO SAVE THIS PUP YOU MUST FILL OUT APPLICATIONS WITH AT LEAST 3 NEW HOPE RESCUES. PLEASE HURRY!!! IF YOU CAN FOSTER OR ADOPT THIS PUP, PLEASE PM OUR PAGE FOR ASSISTANCE. WE CAN PROVIDE YOU WITH LINKS TO APPLICATIONS WITH NEW HOPE RESCUES WHO ARE CURRENTLY PULLING FROM THE NYC ACC. PLEASE SHARE THIS DOG FOR A HOME TO SAVE HER LIFE.

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