#bc the dude is jealous why cats are the only creatures eraserhead likes lol

[sinnamonpork]

Prompt: "Would you love me even if I was a worm?"

Dabi getting into a quirk accident, turning him into the one animal that disgusts him the most. After a childhood of having a little sister that adores all animals - including spiders, rats, and even the tiny wiggling worms - Dabi has enough trauma for him to turn into the tiny noodle. Luckily, Hawks was there to catch him when he transformed and prevented the loss of the League's lieutenant via getting stomped on by a random npc. Unluckily, Hawks is a bird. A half-bird, but still with bird instincts nonetheless. The pro hero rips his uniform and skin gripping his own arm because the urge to eat his not-boyfriend was too strong. Hawks already has a long list of crimes, adding cannibalism is something he would like to avoid for today.

The league finds the situation very funny. Shigaraki, the little shit, actually laughed so hard he almost fell on and squeezed Wormbi. After the incident and a very disappointed Mr. Compress, Wormbi is put into a glass cage in the middle of the League's hideout, where everyone can ooh and aah at their tiniest member. Spinner feels like he should be concerned when he saw Toga pull out her nail polish and start planning how to color Wormbi into a gummy worm, complete with pink and green stripes. Hawks was not seen anywhere near Wormbi's room in the whole week after dropping their lieutenant home and booking it out immediately after Wormbi is out of his hands.

Imagine Hawks comes home one day blackout drunk and started talking to the tiny worm. He says all his secrets, including the massive crush he might or might not have on the fire user. Hawks ends up sobbing because how would they get married now that Dabi was a tiny little worm, he can't wear the tux Hawks has been imagining on him for the past few months. He can't even kiss his worm husband to tie their marriage without a good chance of eating him instead. He rambles throughout the whole night, drunk mind forgetting the existence of various cameras on the League's common room and all their nosy friends who would never waste a chance to listen into any drama, or in this case, a lifetime worth of blackmail material.

Hawks wakes up to normal human Dabi, smirking at him with mischief in his eyes and the words "Who knew, birdie? You'll certainly still love me enough to marry me as a worm, but not enough to stop imagining eating me. Now let's do a re-do of that confession without all the snot and tears involved." He already misses the jerk's worm self. Atleast it was adorable. Deliciously adorable.