#bc that's what these fucks are. taking advantage of people who are barely literate and who understand

[umbralwaves]

I am leaving asap for my own sanity, but the tag is #personal for anyone who wants to filter it.

[mrpibbleswildride]

hey sweethartfemme/puppycatfemme/femmesunbream/ earthfairyfemme whatever the fuck is back and going by bloodlustgf now jsyk 😭🙃 ik u have that thread u update

lol yeah ive gotten enough of these now to confirm it! if anybody who had this gross loser danger to our community blocked before (full thread here, used to go by sweethartfemme/earthfairyfemme/lesbunnyfemmebatdollyfemme/saturnfemme/dollheartedfemme/sunkissfemme/stemmefawn/femmesunbeam the list goes on 😭) for their absolutely vile actions before including but not limiting to racefaking, catfishing the butch they were dating for 2 months, catfishing using MULTIPLE girls photos who they did not have permission for, catfishing using a girls photos after she'd asked them to stop multiple times only to have her and all her friends blocked, catfishing using photos of that girl as a 14 YEAR OLD MINOR on her NSFW ACCOUNT next to posts talking about in depth r*pe fantasies and other kinks (again after this girl had already begged her to stop using her photos), sexualized this girls photos and talked about nsfw situations with them, said that their ex butch @ursaius deserved to be catfished and lied to bc hes white, impersonating @toothfairyfemme (pretending/telling people they were them, claiming to have the same first and last legal name, stealing photos, pretending to be mexican/filipino), pretending to be an adoptee from mexico, and gaslighting n harassing n sending sooo much hate to toothfairyfemme for speaking up about it. this person is dangerous and harmful to the butchfemme community and has shown no signs of maturing since they keep trying to hide this shit and act like it never happened ‼️‼️‼️

"a femme who's done nothing but apologize to the internet again and again over shit that was never that fucking serious to begin with"... right. bc were supposed to believe youve learned so much from ur actions and grown and changed when ur saying THAT. 💀 how tf are we supposed to take you seriously or believe you're changing when youve barely apologized to anybody and keep changing your names/spellings/blogs every other week to avoid accountability!!! any time this subject comes up u stil act like u are in the right here and everyone else has been harassing u for things so minor and small and u dont deserve any of this. to this day you are STILL telling ppl that all u did was "copy someones bio" when asked what u did wrong. like dont be shy tell ppl what really happened bc ACTUALLY PEOPLE ARE MAD AT U FOR POSTING PHOTOS OF A 14 YEAR OLD TO UR NSFW ACCOUNT AFTER SHE ASKED U NOT TO..... PPL ARE ALLOWED TO BE UPSET ABOUT THAT STILL like log the fuck off its over!!! 3 months going by while u double down on ur actions not being that big of a deal does not suddenly make everything fine and what u did ok 💀💀💀

ive said it before but ill say it again "making your whole personality about loving and PROTECTING butches after you catfished a butch you were dating with a strangers photos you were asked to stop using several times is fucking INSANE btw. not to mention a lot of those photos being of a literal 14 year old and being posted to your NSFW ACCOUNT. and catfishing several other minors as an adult for like 3 years. insane."

also so sick and twisted how theyre like "oh it was only two months of catfishing" as if ANY catfishing is okay and as if ursa hasnt said before PUBLICLY how that was one of their biggest fears and said he mentioned it to you multiple times. you took advantage of that poor butch!! receiving fallout for your nasty actions for longer than your relationship lasted means nothing when those actions were so beyond vile! not to mention everybody else you hurt and catfished for YEARS pretending to be other people... like we have LOST THE PLOT!!!

anyway if u had this person blocked before under their old usernames be sure to block again bc this is a NEW account! would recomend blocking because they change their username all the time. they are a master manipulator and are rlly good at hiding the truth and rewording what they did to make it seem like not that big of a deal. i think everybody who wants to avoid interacting with this person has a right to know that this new account is them. plz rb this if u can to help spread the word we cannot keep letting them get away w this 😭😭💜

[starglitterz]

serendipity. (vii)

─── chapter 7 ! ~ my bff thinks she’s sherlock holmes (…what?)

summary; when you, a waitress at the local coffee shop, are paired up with the new recruit scaramouche, you’re pretty sure both of you are going to get fired within a week. he’s just quit being a social media influencer and after being forced to work here to make ends meet, he’s ready to let everyone there know how much he hates it. the worst part? you can’t shake the feeling that you know him from somewhere. but as he slowly warms up to you, scaramouche realises that having a fresh start isn’t that bad after all, and perhaps the two of you meeting like this was pure serendipity.

a/n; hiii it's me again ! i'm so back >:) hope you missed serendipity bc i definitely did hehehe,,, also for further context on some details mentioned in this chapter, you should totally read cynosure 👀 (shameless self-promo LOL) anyways i hope u enjoy this chapter !!

warning(s); a lot of swearing, scuffed pics 😔

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private messages #1 !

phone call !

incoming call from kokomi at 1.30 p.m.

kokomi: hi, y/n! it's your lunch break now, right?

y/n: yep! i'm surprised you remember.

kokomi: hey! i just visited you the other day, my memory isn't that bad!!

y/n: yeah, yeah, whatever you say. anyways, what did you want to tell me? it sounded important.

kokomi: well… you know how we met childe and signora the other day, right?

y/n: yeah, i could barely believe they knew scara. i mean, this is the same guy who complains about the stray cats making a mess outside the cafe but still leaves leftovers for them. i wouldn't have expected him to have such famous friends.

kokomi: me too. and i actually wanted to talk to you about that.

y/n: why, what is it?

kokomi: i was curious about how scaramouche knew them, so i asked gorou to do a little digging.

y/n: what? kokomi, why would you do that?

kokomi: this guy shows up out of nowhere and ayaka hires him, and it turns out he has friends in such high places? it's suspicious!

y/n: what the fuck, kokomi? what's gotten into you? this is my colleague we're talking about. he's literally just some random guy ayaka hired, why do his friends matter? it's not like they're bad people!

kokomi: they might not be, but he is.

y/n: and what's that supposed to mean?

kokomi: check the link i just sent you.

y/n: fuck off, kokomi. i'm not dealing with this today. what's wrong with you?

kokomi: y/n, please just click it. i really think you need to see this.

you click on the link kokomi sent you - it's a youtube video titled 'the rise & fall of scaramouche'. you watch it in silence with kokomi still on the phone.

kokomi: you see? he was a drama youtuber and he got clout off of ruining other people's lives - he even got fired from genshin impact! when genshin threatened a lawsuit, he agreed to settle privately by deleting all his accounts. genshin must have paid to scrub all the traces of him they could from the internet too. i knew there was something fishy about him!

y/n: honestly, fuck you, kokomi.

kokomi: what?! why me?!

y/n: because who cares what his past was like? yeah, maybe he used to be a shitty person, and yeah he's still a pain in my ass, but he's changing. scara hasn't done anything bad since he started working here, i don't know why you're so against him.

kokomi: i just don't want you to get hurt, y/n. we all know you're still looking for that mystery guy from when you were younger, and this is the first time you've liked someone without mentioning that. i'm worried he's taking advantage of you.

y/n: get a grip, kokomi. i'm a grown adult, and you're not my mother. i can make my own choices and deal with the consequences.

kokomi: well forgive me for being worried about my FRIEND.

y/n: just… leave me alone. goodbye, kokomi.

call cut from y/n's end at 2.17 p.m.

private messages #2 !

twitter !

i'm curious, what do u guys think abt what kokomi did? are you on her side or y/n's side? i've personally experienced a lot of friends getting defensive whenever you point out anything wrong with their rs/bf so i guess this is partially inspired by that LOL

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[leoleolovesdc]

Fuck it.

*Gets extremely emotional over a dumb romcom*

Okay, so let’s talk Senior Year and why I fucking hate Martha and Seth;

Yk what, Martha was being such an asshole during her fight w Steph. It’s so fucking stupid to act like she owns you maturity and responsibility when she is 17. Like, yeah, she has the body of a 37yo woman but mentally she is seven-fucking-teen. And also all that stupid ass talk abt “you had me, you had Seth”, no tf she didn’t?? Why would she even want to hang out with them? They are adults, they have their own lives, jobs, concerns and as far as Steph remembers she is just a kid, it’s obvious that she’d rather hang out w teens at a house party than keep on being besties with people twenty years older than her, besides, her relationship with Seth is REALLY icky. How tf does this man who’s pushing forty think it’s okay to date his friend who hasn’t aged mentally since they were seniors? He doesn’t have the right to get mad at her for “teenage-tricking him” when he himself is taking advantage of a woman who clearly does not have life experience of maturity to be with an adult (despite physically being one herself).

Everything that Steph says to defend herself during the fight is completely justifiable. And also, the police shouldn’t even consider this as an adult woman giving alcohol to teens when she literally has a medical bill saying “this woman is mentally a teenager and lost the last 20 years of her life”, like even legally she should barely count as an adult.

Everyone who gets mad at Steph throughout the movie tells her some variation of “you have to grow up” but how do you want her to even do that? She was in a coma for twenty years for fuck’s sake, maturity obviously won’t js pop up in her brain bc she suddenly woke up at 37.

And the way that the fight turns into “you pushed me away in highschool to b popular🥺” is SO ridiculous. Martha is telling Steph to grow up and yet she can’t get over the fact that her friend made a dick move twenty years ago. Get the fuck over yourself, woman.

The “making mistakes is different than willfully screwing over the ppl who care abt you” line is also so bad, Steph didn’t do anything to screw over anyone, she made two dumb decisions (one of which VERY dumb one, for that matter (and the other was 20 years ago, as mentioned)) but she IS NOT at the same level of maturity as her old friends and they shouldn’t expect her to.

The only people who treated Steph right through the whole movie were her father, who (despite letting her go out with Seth) still treated and cared for her like the teenager she truly is, and her high shool friends who never questioned treating her as one of them.

Conclusion: Steph should have dumped Seth’s creepy advantage taking ass and Martha’s fuck ass exigency for maturity (even when she doesn’t have any herself💀) and stayed with Janet and Yaz, they were real ones.

[15-lizards]

ASOIAF American highschool AU bc I want them to suffer

-Jon is that guy you see in the hall all the time and he’s super cute but then you talk to him and he’s just. The most pretentious asshole you’ve ever met. He’s better than you bc he takes AP classes btw. And he’s on the basketball team but he’s brooding so he barely has any friends

-Dany is a little FREAK ugh I love her. She’s a GSA officer and wears weird clothes and cat ears to school and everyone makes fun of her but she’s the nicest person ever. Very passionate ab her special interests. super smart too like no one can say that she isn’t top of class

-Sansa is the nice popular religious girl who likes to make cookies for people. She’s like condescending nice though and is sweet to the losers mostly out of pity. Obsessed with Loras in a comphet way to cover her real crush on Margaery. She is on the swim team and loves to run the student council like the navy

-Arya is on the soccer and basketball team. Slightly to weird to be popular but too cool to be a loser. Kind of disruptive in class but it’s okay bc she’s funny. Definition of a low maintenance girl. Cuts her hair short and likes the way she looks in a sports bra and baggy clothes but has yet to find out what non-binary is

-Robb Homecoming King football captain you get the gist. Sincerely nice and is the one jock who’s on good terms with literally everyone in his classes. Tries his best to defend Jon (it is so hard) Has dated around but his most intense relationship is with his drug dealer burnout bestie Theon. They get jealous when the other starts dating a girl (both of them have yet to find out what bisexualism is)

-Joffrey is a grade A bitchass. He’s on the soccer or lacrosse team only because Cersei bribed the coach. No one really likes him but they hang around him anyway because he has a sick ass house and his moms hot. Thinks he’s smarter than he actually is, maintains a C- average

-Bran is that freshman you only see in khaki shorts and graphic t-shirts about bugs or some shit. Completely lives in his own world (autism slay!) and has trouble interacting with other kids. Besties with Meera and Jojen tho who just get him. Reads big ass philosophy books in his spare time

-Aegon is Dany’s cooler cousin. He’s way more popular than Jon and the two have a one sided rivalry that Jon made up in his head. Pretty nice to other people but he thinks he is such hot shit. His superiority complex is kinda crazy

-Theon graduated last year but still hangs around campus. Goes to Robb’s football games and sells drugs under the stands. “Where’s my hug at” guy. Drives a beat up Honda civic that’s on its last legs. Has multiple misdemeanors on his record. Robb thinks he can fix him

-Loras is Robb’s teammate who’s also mister popular. Already has a scholarship to a D1 school and is every teachers favorite (he takes advantage of this to skip class). Smart but doesn’t really try that hard in class. A classic DL gay guy who is in a situationship with grad student Renly after lying about his age on grindr

-Davos is everyone’s favorite History or English teacher. Gets invested in the students wellbeing. Gay kids LOVE him, he never can have a lunch period to himself those kids who are looking for a father figure are always eating lunch in his classroom. Has a loving wife and kids but is down bad for the eternally suffering Vice Principal Stannis

-Robert is the football coach and in most American schools you have to be a teacher to be a coach so he probably teaches health or sex Ed or some shit. Half asses his classes so he can go over film with his football players instead. You can hear him yelling from across campus. He is so loud

-Stannis is the vice principal who absolutely no one likes except Davos. Even the teachers don’t respect him. Has wanted to be principal for years but keeps getting fucked over by administration. Wants to move to a different school district so he can get a pay raise but the sexy Spanish teacher Mel is trying to convince him to blackmail the school board instead

-Tywin the principal. Used to be a AP US history or AP economics teacher but then discovered that he hated kids so he bullied and bribed his way into the principal position. Kids run when they hear him in the hallway with his walkie talkie crackling and his keys jangling. Lets Joffrey get away with everything bc he’s the principals grandson

-Cersei as the head of the school board. Always shoveling funds to her kids school instead of any of the other ones in the school district. Probably is in some sort of tax evasion or bribery scandal that Tywin is trying to cover up. Number one passive aggressive hater on Facebook

[scum-belina]

While dealing with covid I still have to do my usual routine of filling up water jugs since I've not had running water in two years due to ruined plumbing neither my mom nor I can afford to fix. Can't even try to save up for it at this point because we still have over $2000 in property taxes to pay on our small lot which is insane, and I still need to get new tires desperately. The stress and worry were already making me sick I didn't need covid on top of it.

But now whenever I go to my neighbors rose's to fill up jugs, I often get harassed by my other neighbor Lupe who according to Rose is jealous of how close I am with her. She treats Rose like a mother figure and Rose is and grandma figure to me and I'm just??? Leave me alone??? Rose has INSISTED I fill up my water jugs or do laundry at her place any time. She told me even when she's not home to just use her spare key she hid on her porch and come on in and fill up.

Last week before I even got sick, I was there filling up while Rose was gone and Lupe stormed in and demanded to know who was there (like she didn't recognize my car she drives by every day???) And then demanded to know why i wasn't wearing a mask in Rose's house (this woman doesn't give a shit about masks, she just wanted to start shit with me. Also I literally had one in my car I was heading back to out on before she stormed in.)

I told Rose about it and she was pissed bc she had already told Lupe to leave me alone, which is bizarre because I literally do nothing to Lupe. Last time I saw her was a year ago and we always got along and had a good time at rose's. But now I've been told she views me as a threat and wants to accuse me of taking advantage of Rose even though Rose herself is of complete sound mind and I would never do that to anyone. Hell I'm embarrassed and ashamed as hell to have to fetch my water from other people.

It's humiliating and tiring. Sometimes I have to fill up 30 gallons multiple times a week, carry them to my car, then carry them to my porch, then into my house. My arms be strong as hell tho ngl. Anyways Lupe had her ex husband cover rose's outside faucet last year (WAY before freezing weather season, so I guess even then she was trying to give me trouble) where I couldn't use it easily at all, so I gave up and started going inside, now that I'm sick and won't go in her house I asked Rose if I could uncover it all and she said absolutely and don't even worry about covering it back up.

The thing is that I'm already so low. I can barely get any lower in life than I am. So why harass me over getting water??? It's not even her fucking property. Rose told her I'm trusted and allowed to come and go as I need and please and I think that's pissed her off even more.

There's evidence that Lupe might be hoping to get rose's money, home, and car,once she dies, but I know Rose and that's not her will at all. She said Lupe makes her uncomfortable bc she does things to rose's house without her permission like changing her curtains and furniture??? WHO DOES THAT

Lupe also has a trait that has always troubled me where she seems to be a self-hating Hispanic. I've heard her say the most vile things about other Hispanic neighbors that literally do nothing wrong??? Like one time she saw some hanging out their laundry on a cloudy day and was like "typical dirty wetbacks" and I was like "wtf girl that's horrible to say. i've had to do that before too don't hate on someone for doing what they have to do"

she has a son, his gf and another kid who live with her and most of them are on disability so she be reaping their checks and when she first moved right across from Rose last year, she and her crew IMMEDIATELY made Rose get sick bc they weren't cautious around her at all, so her trying to make me feel bad like I was TRYING to make Rose sick even though Rose wasn't even there and I told her I wiped any door or faucet handle I touch down with alcohol before I leave, is alllll bullshit. She's been stewing to find fault with me for months and that was her chance and it failed big time with me AND with Rose later that day.

It's so bizarre. To me, Rose is a nice grandmotherly in her own odd way neighbor. I visit her and we talk about anything and everything. Even before I needed water I would go over there just to hang out and get out of my own head for a while. But it's not like I go over there or talk to her every day. Why am I such a threat to someone like Lupe. I really don't get it. Her and her crew have being doing so much more to harass me and it's got me so grieved and scared. I just want to live in a better place.

Even when I go to my maternal grandma's, other relatives will mock or harass me for filling up jugs or doing laundry there. And my maternal grandma has well water so she doesn't even pay a damn water bill. Like, why kick me when I'm already down? It's not like I just sit around and do nothing. I do everything I can to earn money with odd jobs but have had no luck on getting a decent job or even part-time job. It devastates and humiliates me. I cry myself to sleep more often than not at my whole life situation. I don't need anyone else to make me feel worse than I already do.

I understand if you said or thought "I ain't reading all of that". I really do. This is a rambling mess. I just needed to vent out a little bit of that stupidity that's been going on recently in my life. I'm so tired and scared all the time.

[mithliya]

U know this whole debate is... urgh. It's not separatism and its advantages/incovenients/difficulties whatever, it's just lesbians defending themselves against homophobia. Under a thin excuse of oooh poor heterosexuals they can't date men :(. Bruh. Have you seen like. Society. This is like the only place where maybe, the idea that perhaps, partnering with men isn't ideal? Everywhere in society women are encouraged, forced or shamed if they don't want to be in a romantic relationship with men!! Pls be serious. And like stana said, when everywhere irl people encourage you to be with a mam romantically and you take refuge in this small online space where it's not the only way of life, women are actually defending their... right to be with men?. Hum. Yeah u go do whatever the fuck u want, welcome to society. (It's not exactly what stana said but honestly seeing het partnered women here is discouraging.) And until recently I thought separatists were only het! Like east Asian women who are actually quite homophobic and celibate by feminist choice. Whyyyy do people here think big bad lesbians are gonna beat them up if they get romantically involved with men. Sorry but the "harassment" they get is ridiculous. It barely exists. Macroclit received a couple of messages saying she wasn't a radfem and misogynist messages. Come on, my dad told me worse when I was twelve. Western people are so fragile.

Everywhere in society women are encouraged, forced or shamed if they don't want to be in a romantic relationship with men!!

THIS part ! like… u can literally be with a man, the entire world supports u for it 😭 comparing it to lesbophobia & homophobia is so insane bc lesbians can literally not even escape lesbophobia, including on radblr. you can turn ur computer or phone off and go to the real world & you’ll be free from the terrible oppression of being told ur not a real radfem for being het-partnered.. i promise u lesbians cannot do the same when it comes to the homophobia we experience.

[snwusberry]

#12: i like my girls a little ugly anyway

WARNING(S): language, looks are discussed briefly.

NOTE: these are just characters and do not depict the actual people therefore the behavior of said characters won't be accurate to the actual people.

if this looks familiar it's bc it is

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i hear the crunchy sound of shoes walking on the pebbled ground behind me but i don't flinch or look back, i just keep my eyes trained on a bald spot in the grass like it's the most interesting thing in the world.

"baby?" his voice immediately brings the slightest tears in my eyes. i haven't gotten to talk to him in what feels like forever because we've both been so busy so the sound of his voice brings me unimaginable comfort.

"why are you out alone in the cold?"

"i love the cold. see, i'm thr-thiving." ew why did i stutter like that? i'm not doing this, sorry.

"come on. let's take you home." he offers me his hand to help me stand up, completely ignoring my previous words and weak voice.

"i'm good right here you go without me" my voice got shaky and i can't tell whether it's because i'm trying not to cry or if i'm shivering from the cold.

he just sighs and stands there a little longer, the only sound being from the rain pattering softly on the ground and a bit louder on the umbrella taehyun is holding.

"okay then." he then sits down right next to me on the wet grass he closes his umbrella. he just sits with me in the rain which makes me slightly panic.

"what are you doing? you're gonna catch a cold."

"well you refuse to let me take you home and i'm not leaving you here alone. so i guess we'll both get sick if you wanna be so stubborn." his voice comes out so stern but i can't help but smile at his words. he's way too selfless for his own good.

"stop being such a sweet person, people will take advantage of you." i murmur, looking at the grass again and bringing my knees closer to my chest in attempt to get sone sort of warmth.

he just laughs and looks at me but his face quickly changes to that of worry when he hears me sniffle. "you wanna talk about it?"

i shake my head.

"bullshit."

i just look at him and scoff, trying to brush it off. "what makes you think anything is uh... is wrong?"

"your eyes are bloodshot with tears streaming down your face while you sit under a tree in the dirt as it rains."

"okay maybe something is wrong." i mumble refusing to look at him.

"well?"

i guess i should tell him. i can't pretend everything is okay, especially not with him. hell call me out on my bullshit.

"aria. she..."

"i should've known." he says to himself, sighing before concentrating on me again.

i let out a much needed breath before continuing. "...she told me that i don't deserve to be your girlfriend. she insinuated that i'm not pretty enough for you. i feel so fucking stupid for reacting this way now that saying this out loud." i pause and taehyun shakes his head.

"don't invalidate your own feelings like that gia."

he pulls me into him, shifting a bit to get into a comfortable position before he tells me to continue.

"she told me i'm not good enough and that you'd be better off with her and i guess i believe her."

"only i get to decide that don't you think? i get to decide who's good for me. you. it will always be you giana."

"that's not all she said..."

"what else?"

"she also called me a backstabber for reciprocating your feelings." wow, saying really makes me feel pathetic for reacting this way, like why didn't i just ignore her from the get go?

"baby, she's obviously trying to get to you. you did nothing wrong. absolutely nothing. what she's doing is, she's trying to get you to rethink our relationship because she knows that if she makes you feel guilty, you'll do what she wants. don't give her what she wants" he says, barely above a whisper, holding my hand tightly and his words make me smile.

"i'm not as naive as she thinks i am. nothing she says will make me rethink anything about us because you're literally the best thing to come into my life."

it's true. spending time with him always makes my day better, hearing his voice always makes me feel better. everything just feels right when he's around.

"you're not all that she says you are gia. you are an amazing person. you didn't do any wrong for returning my feelings for you alright? and in any case, you didn't know how she felt so how can you be a backstabber then? you are one of the most genuine people i know and i am so fucking lucky to be able to call you my girlfriend."

"you're so corny." i snort and he laughs hugging me closer to him.

"yes but it's true. i absolutely adore you, forget your appearance, that's just a bonus to all the things i admire about you. and if she's so vain and thinks that looks are everything then that's her own problem. plus i like my girls a little ugly anyways."

"hey."

there's a second of silence before we both laugh. i know he's joking when he says that.

i lay my head on his shoulder and he rests his head on mine, wrapping an arm around and we just sit there in the rain. together like the dramatic people we are.

[silence-l]

Since becoming a social worker I’ve spent my time really trying to unpack my implicit biases and find new ways to do so. I feel that I can’t be truly good at my job until I do, even though too many people in the field couldn’t be fucked to put half the effort into it.

This is a brilliant way to check your implicit biases. On asking myself these questions I found that my answer to why the hero doesn’t have the same scars/injuries/mental illnesses tends to be bc they’ve got access to help, be it either that their friends supported them, they could access good medical assistance, they’re medicated or they can live in a way that doesn’t exacerbate their mental illness, etc. the villain does because they didn’t have the same access to all that; it created a clear image in my mind of either a group of people too burned out to care for eachother that don’t have the resources/education to help eachother in any meaningful way, or a lone person barely scraping by with nothing but their ideals. The hero got a bad cut on their leg but they were carried by their friends to the hospital, while the villain laid there bleeding until they dragged themselves home to their friends, where they had no medical training or equipment past a needle and human hair, and it got infected from being dragged through the dirt. The hero saw war and had friends to talk to and access to therapy, the villain saw war and had a burnt out team that couldn’t care less because they all had too much of their own shit and no therapist because who’d work with The Villain. Even on writing this out I’m seeing the ways I need to unpack my shit about that question alone.

What really hit home for how much work I have to do was question 5. Initially I went “that’s not what I think of, I think of Finn Gerstatt from cyberpunk-“ what? I mean even ignoring that the character is a predator, what part does his appearance play in that? There are characters who are arguably worse, woodman for example, but I didn’t think of him, I thought of Finn. Someone I’ve already analysed and done mock case files for, someone who I have literally used as a practice client. I didnt see a well dressed cis person, I saw slouched shoulders, receding hairline, trying to look pretty in whatever clothes he can find, Finn. (We’re ignoring that he’s a predator who takes advantage of people he does surgery on, what he did to Evelyn, and the other fucked up shit he does, because either way I hate that the image of a predator that came to me looked like him)

You’ve written an awesome little tool, if it’s ok I’m gonna send it around to a few friends and coworkers

I just think everyone should take a moment to consider the question "what is your visual shorthand for cruelty?" and then follow it up with a critical "and who taught you that?"

specific examples include but are not limited to

why is an evil timeline character design disabled? (why do the heroes go through equally punishing battles and never lose an arm, a leg, an eye?)

why are the futuristic scifi terrorists uniformly darker skinned? (why are the heroes so much lighter?)

why is the greedy boss fat? (why are the heroes skinny?)

why is the criminal mastermind heavily scarred? (why is the brooding, traumatized hero unscathed?)

why is the predatory creep a bearded person in a dress and makeup? (why are none of the heroes trans women?)

who taught you that this is how things are?

how long do you plan on repeating it?

[angelicalbones]

More venting about my ex

This is literally so petty but something that has never stopped bothering me since it happened is when I got the once in a life time chance to see the Sailor Moon stage play here in the US in New York.

I got pretty good tickets, was planning a whole trip to NYC bc I've never been, my ex and I were living in MD so the city was a gd train ride away.

It was happening the month of my birthday and our anniversary so I was so excited

And then February hit and suddenly my ex decided we had no choice but to move. I was going to quit my job and move back to the GD Midwest and had to cancel all of my plans and sell my tickets.

This opportunity has never presented itself again since then and this was almost 6 years ago.

Part of me can't help but feel like he did it on fucking purpose. He couldn't handle me doing something of my own fruition and had to once again take complete control over me financially. Bc I was also fucking broke.

He knew I barely had the money to afford a move. But he didn't care. And he held the money he spent on that move over my head till the end.

Why the fuck did he hate me so much I don't fucking get it.

I feel so fucking conflicted bc he did so many kind and loving things for me. Both emotionally and financially.

But then he held all of those good things against me as ammo. And went out of his way to keep me financially weak. I don't fucking know what the truth is anymore about if he actually loved me. I want to believe he did but I don't fucking know anymore. Did he just take advantage of my inexperience and devotion? Did he truly love me but lost himself to struggles he refused to face?

I don't fucking know and it fucking sucks I still fucking miss him I want to talk to him so god damn bad. I fucking hate this. Starting over at 28 after essentially a god damn divorce has ruined me. I don't know who I am or what I'm ever going to accomplish. I don't know if I can accomplish anything.

I want him and my old life back. I miss my barbie house. I miss his laugh. I miss when he said he loved me. Even if it was a lie he said it so sweetly. I want him to miss me too but I know he fucking doesn't. He's so good at completely severing people from his life if he chooses to do so.

[forehead451]

i am so petty for this? like PETTYYYYY BUT. feel like already a decade and im still not over it SMH

literally one of the worst days of my life in an emotionally draining way.

she planned an intervention for me. at her house. at 8am. had to pack all my stuff after work to move out the night before (friday) so id be ready to move when i returned (sunday). woke up and left the apartment at 5am. it took three hours of transit (subway, coach bus, regular bus) followed by walking in february thru the snow and ice cold and the sun hasn't even risen yet.

i barely slept. i never wake up at 5am and i had to do a whole trek. arrive at the house with a bunch of our friends. im barely alive and haven't eaten. belly empty and i always need breakfast or will eventually get dizzy if i exert myself too much but we were going FOR breakfast so ofc id wait. just as we're serving our food, im putting food on my plate and starving hungry. while i do so she starts the intervention and the only person who actually was there purposely stayed home. im on the spot and people (who i love but regardless) who were completely removed from the situation i hear youve been discussing me and my worst moments and deepest shames and they're telling me ive not been myself while she's speculating on my motivations and that ive been trying to manipulate and take advantage of that person and im just thrown for a loop. its been some of my darkest times and ive also never liked myself more as a person and finally have someone who i actually connect with in an emotional, physical, and intellectual way that ive been craving so im so happy while also hating myself bc of my failures. so the things that im happiest about are what are causing them to be concerned and the worst things in my life are being laid out in front of everyone. all before 9am on an empty stomach in the winter and im fucking freezing.

then after crying for the entire morning and afternoon, i then have to lug my weekend bag across the city and i can't go to my boyfriend's bc hes not home and im supposed to meet him at his friends house who I haven't even met before for a dinner party and i cant go back to the apartment bc shes home and i have no privacy to cry and we'd have to talk about what happened, that or maybe she was at her bfs so she had the keys. so i go to my bfs friends house where all his best friends are congregating and i dont know anyone and im emotionally drained and freezing cold and then he gets there late and doesn't say hello to me immediately and im sitting by myself in the corner and trying to be engaged in the conversation happening and then its dinner time and he almost doesn't sit next to me for reasons ill never understand and then all we go home at like 1am and im ready to collapse and then at home, i am still in shock so when he asks me how it went and how i felt about it i tell him it was good and thought i told him all about it only to realize months later that all id said was "it was good, i learned a lot" and didn't tell him how gutted i actually was. so.

idk

i go home the next day and sob while packing up my toiletries and say im so sorry over and over to her. then i move out and thats that 48 hours of hell.

[face-palming-fox]

i so badly want to not be the bigger person.

ive let people step all over me for my entire life. in earlier years, cos i was naive; in later years cos. i thought it's what i should've been doing. to not cause others distress so i would just take it all upon myself.

until everyone all got a bit too comfy with taking advantage of my kindness and accommodating. and they fucked me up beyond anything i can comprehend now. and im tired of it.

if you can't match or respect what i can give. i really don't want much association with you. because im tired of meeting people 100% of the way to not even get .01% of anything back.

so when this selfish, uncaring ex of mine told me im no longer welcome to live in the apartment i struggled to clean for 10 years by myself for him not ever contributing to housework cos he saw earning money as his only duty, and made me leave my cats with him that i did everything for, feeding, bathing, grooming, medicating, cleaning litter boxes and taking to vet appts and often times paying for those appt unless they were more than i had in my account meanwhile all he wanted to do for them was sometimes cuddle them (because he often ignored them too)

the hurt, bitter side of me wants to message his friend that he now spends all his time with and what has lead to the even further decline of him ever paying attention to me and tell her how much he's affected me over the years. how because he made me take on the 'housewife' role of doing the cooking, cleaning, groceries, pet care AND work a 40/hr a week job that kept putting me in positions that i never wanted to be in and completely overwhelming me for 8 hours a day, five days week..

that im and even more broken and disabled person now bc of partial contribution from him. and that i think he resents the fact that im. so. fucked up i struggle to function on a daily basis for having weird brain episodes of dissociation, confusion, exec dysfunction that makes doing tasks harder, time blindness, unfocused most the day.. etc.

how shitty it is that he did every activity i ever waited on him to make time to do with me but it never happened, with her. how he's never respected or acknowledged my queer identity and even made fun of/misgendered/dead named his trans sister (and for some reason so many people felt safe and comfortable to come out to him, i don't get it) and he would brag about getting strangers her barely knew on the internet for less than a year's pronouns correct.

how he now. is doing some. of the house tasks that i literally had to BEG him to do to help me out just a little bit when we were together so i could finally sit down and relax for a while.

how literally hours. after informing me he no longer wanted me to live with him and made my only choice of residence my parents house who I've been terrified of for two years because they refuse to try and understand my mental illness issues... and also in the two weeks following.. he's asked me three times if ill babysit the cats that as of right now im only allowed to VISIT after I've been a part of their lives for all of their entire lives.. so he can go on vacation to visit her again. that would make 3 vacation trips he would be taking in 3 months.

ive never taken a vacation. ever. we either never had enough money, couldn't get vacation time off at the same time or wouldn't have anyone to watch all of our cats. the only time we planned a trip was for a weekend anime convention (would have been my first ever con and i was planning over a year for it) in 2020 and obviously. that fell through.

and after all of this. after everything he's done. after everything he's put me through. he thinks we're the best of friends right now. when in reality.. i hate his fucking guts. i want to cuss him out so bad. i literally wrote 20 full pages of shit for him when i thought i was going to get my things and my cats and never speak to him again and it was gonna be my final words to him.

because he disgusts me. i so badly want his friends to know. his followers. his discord server. i want them to know that it doesn't even matter the longevity of your time knowing him, it doesn't secure him respecting u and treating u well. it doesn't matter how much you've done or sacrificed for him. if he's not the center of attention and the aunmbject matter for everything topic and conversation, it's not worth his time.

he let his partner struggle for years trying to keep up a household and care for increasingly more animals over 10 years. he refused their identity and continued to misgender them on a daily basis. he ignored every attempt his partner tried to make to spend time with him because he prioritized streaming and hanging out online over his partner. he refused to figure out how to communicate despite many desperate pleas for communication. (he stressed out and pressured his ace partner for years for sex when they didn't want to participate and quite honestly probably for the same reasons of 0 communication and he was more in it for himself than anything).

as interaction started to dwindle between us, the few times we did chat it always had to be him speaking or topics around him: his daily video game adventures, his job, how stressed and tired he was. if i spoke or spoke too long (i had to start cutting everything i said down to size because he would never let me speak) he was quickly trying to get away from me or shut me up.

.. melatonin has gotten to me and i forgot my train of thought. my point is.. he's not treated me well. he wants constant attention and praise for every minor thing he does ut he doesn't wanna give any back. at least in my case. and all i ever did was try and make him happy. try to make his life easier and stress free. while he did the exact opposite for me. and he still wants to take from me after it's now all over.

i don't want to be the nice person anymore. he doesn't deserve that from me after wasting 14 years of my life and causing 2 major identity/relationship meltdowns, constant imposter syndrome, increasing amounts of anxiety and nonstop life disruptions that i never could process and settle bc as soon as i tried to get used to whatever way he caused change, he'd cause more.

fuck him. and fuck cishet men.

[avellanas-nutty-empire]

I see you, and I hear your point. It's a very valid point, but there are other elements I would like to expand upon for this subject of summer break.

Summer break I believe was originally a time for kids to help their farming families with the heavy harvesting period. Such a thing is no longer needed, and thus summer break could be done away with.

Assuming nothing about the schooling system changed, doing away with summer break would be an awful tragedy. Students would gain nothing from it, and I think it would assist in breaking them down quicker.

I have heard horror stories of schools and teachers issuing out homework and assignments to be completed over summer break, so even if it stayed, your summer break would not be 100% safe from the system.

I personally like the idea of breaking up summer vacation and spreading out the off days thruought the rest of the year, that way we keep the amount of no school days and just have slightly longer vacations regularly thruought the whole year. I personally think it would be quite juvinaring for both schools and jobs to have such extended regular breaks thruought the year.

Free daycare and school lunch is a big issue for families in the US, and wanting to get rid of summer break because of such is not a bad thing initofitself.

Students DO forget a lot of shit they 'learned' over summer break! It's because schools teach to the test and prioritize short term memorization for better 'measured' learning and progress, BUT ITS ALL A FUCKING ILLUSION!!!

As much as I love my previously explained idea of breaking summer break up and expanding it across the whole year, I would NEVER want it done BEFORE several key things are fucking changed in the education system.

The system is, after all, built to prepare students for factory line type working - which largely no longer fuckign exists, but yet schools haven't changed, who would've seen that comming!

This is why I think that attacking the idea of eliminating summer break as a whole is, super unhelpful. There are way too many other things at fault for the fucken up school system we have now!

School as a whole has barely changed fundamentally AT ALL since it's origin of all kids of the town being taught by one teacher all at once, with no grade or age separation (except for the really little ones who can't read and such yet) it's literally not changing anything fundamental about it even thought the WORLD ITS SUPPOSED TO BE PREPARING STUDENTS FOR DOESNT FUCKING EXIST ANYMORE AS A RESULT!!!

School is too focused on measuring progress and intelligence. It's fucked, and I have a word or two to say about how fucking math is taught on top of all this!!!but back to the matter at hand,

Capitalism directly benefits from this fucked up school system. Training people to obey commands instead of think for themselves, not teaching them how to defend themself against those who would take advantage of what they don't know (banks will contact a dead person's family to try and trick them into taking over the debt bc the family won't know that if they pay a CENT of the debt, then they legally have to pay ALL of the debt, instead of just letting it be the banks fucking problem there isnt a system for what to do with a dead person's debt - which in my opinion, there doesn't need to be. Let the debt die with the person! Or how work places may trick you into answering interview questions that it's actually illegal to ask you so they can discriminate, or say that it's illegal to discuss wage with other workers (it's not illegal! They just don't want you doing it!)

And I'm sure there's a bunch of other fucking things!!! Because capitalism rewards those who take advantage of others to get to the top! It enforces such behaviour, and once at the top, you can make rules that further enable you to take EASIER AND BETTER ADVANTAGE of others!

But let me tell you a little secret. Since the capitalist USA is around 200 years old already, and given the mathematical history of other governments, the people up top and taking advantage are due for a very rude awakening very soon.

THE JENGA TOWER IS ABOUT TO COLLASPE INTO A PIT OF FIRE AND I CANNOT WAIT TO WATCH!!!!!

It'll be like ripping off a bandaid- very painful at first, but afterwords you will know peace like you've never knowledge peace before. Just keep remembering how that bandaid chaifed and hurt from being kept on too long. I promise it's time, and I promise things have to get worse before they get better

BUT WHEN THINGS DO GET BETTER I PROMISE WE CAN MAKE IT EPIC!!!!!

So anyways, eat the rich and fuck capitalism 😘✌️

My parents and my former boss say that when they were kids, summer vacation started with Memorial Day (late May) and lasted until Labor Day (early September). When I was in school, classes got out in early June and we had to go back to school in mid August. Now my older sister is a teacher and her kids go to the school she works at, and classes get out in mid-June and restart in early August. Summer is getting shorter and shorter with each generation. By the time my niece and nephew grow up, their kids will have to go to school the whole year round, like it's a fucking job. What better way to prepare kids for the soulcrushing experience of a 9-to-5 than to force them into a 7-to-3 every week until they turn 18...

[imfiguringitoutlovely]

Hey I love your blog and wanted to submit a quirk! Thank you so much for doing our requests your an amazing writter ❤️❤️❤️

Ability: allows reader to shrink down things and people and return them back to full size when shrunk these items become much more dense and harder to damage. The drawback is that the item will slowly grow back to normal size and the power has to be reused they also have a limit to 4 things shrunk at a time not including themself.

reader is also extremely shy and when feeling flustered will accidently shrink themselves and get stuck until calmed down.

They are a 1A student who went to the same school as mina where she was their only freind but moved schools after parents split up.

With platonic class 1A!

(thank you again I hope I got the format ok)

class 1a and thumbelin

pairing: platonic!class 1a x gn!reader (they/them)

genre: crack fluff and some comfort!

warnings: itty bitty blasty boy being feral and itty bitty mineta almost getting squashed into grape juice

author's notes: i've never watched thumbelina. but uh. boom, you're thumbalin DJXNEKSK

ALSO IDK IF YALL COULD TELL, BUT I L O V E QUIRKS THAT CAN BE ACCIDENTALLY ACTIVATED, ACTIVATED VIA EMOTION, OR COME W LIL OUTSIDE QUIRKS LIKE THE BIRD QUIRK AND THE IDEA OF READER SHRINKING IN THIS ONE LIKE NDNXKEKS????? MWAH, CHEFS KISS, MY FAV SUPERHERO TROPE HEHE

(father aizawa looks so 🥺 here IM SAYIN LIKE 😭)

may i start off by saying, yOU ARE SO FUCKING COOL OMG

YOU'RE EVERYTHING ANTMAN WANTED TO BE 😤😤😤

THEY LOVE YOU SM. LIKE. 😭

so your first day, right? you walk in, and you pretty much keep to yourself. and then you hear a loud gasp and your name before you're being tackled in a hug.

"[Your Name]! I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU APPLIED!"

for a few moments, you stayed confused, and really tense. who was-?

you saw the horns, and really quickly you were pulling away to look at them and confirm.

"m-mina?!"

"YES-"

y'all it was so cute 😭 you were so damn happy, insisting on staying near her as much as possible and spending basically most of the day catching up on life with them.

your brightness on that day...

it drew so much attention to you 💀 BC THE SUNSHINE-

and when people realized that you were actually rather shy? damn, ok, they didn't know they had two red-faced cool-quirk main characters in their class 🙄

BUT FR YOUR QUIRK IS SO COOL TO THEM

IT'S KIND OF DISORIENTING THE FIRST TIME YOU USE IT IN BATTLE??? BC??? WHERE DID YOU GO, AND THEN THEY LOOK DOWN AND REALIZE YOU'RE ITTY BITTY AND I N V I N C I B L E.

and THEN YOU DO IT TO THEM? LIKE. OKAY HOLD ON.

the ones who demand you return them to normal: bakugou (feral), iida (egotistical attempted-murderer❤️), todoroki (would not like feeling so tiny, but can see tactical advantage)

the ones who never want to go back for like 10 min: mina, denki, koda (surprising, ik, but he'd be so excited to talk to the tiny animals 🥺), mineta (the fucking perv, his mind goes to how he can use it to spy)

the ones who are just utterly fascinated and want to team up w you more: asui, jiro, kiri (he'd be literally unbreakable fr), midoriya (nerd takes notes), sero, uraraka (she'd be so tiny and strong that she'd be able to get closer to people/things and make em float it'd be magical), momo (creations wouldn't be as big, but greeeat for escapes/stealth), shinso (he's already v stealth, but people are more likely to respond to a voice if they can't see where it's coming from like "who's there?" or smth)

those who be like 🧍: aoyama, toru, sato, shoji, ojiro (none of them know what to do w this so they just 🧍)

no matter their op on what it feels like,, they know it's actually a very very helpful quirk. people underestimate, and a lot even tease, but it's all fun and games until midoriya delivers a powerful, leg-breaking kick at 2 inches tall-

SERIOUSLY THO SOMETIMES IT'S SO FUNNY TO YALL

BC YOU'LL BARELY BE ABLE TO SEE EACH OTHER, AND THEN SOMEONE JUST GOES F L Y I N G ACROSS W THE SAME POWER AS A HIT IF THEY WERE BIG

IT'S GREAT

and the density does mess w you a little bit. you go from feeling really tense and tight to... not? it's strange, and can be harmful if you're not careful, but your class is always sure to help you when it gets you feeling out of whack

esp mina omg y'all besties fr 😭

ALSO TINY KACCHAN

TINY KACCHAN, AND HE GETS SO P I S S E D AND YOU GET ALL OVERWHELMED AND FLUSTERED BC HE'S YELLING AT YOU AND DEMANDING YOU CHANGE HIM BACK SND YOU'RE TRYING BUT THERE'S SM GOING ON

THAT YOU GO TINY TOO NOOOOO

and you both just like 🧍🧍 LIKE

HE WANTS TO KILL YOU.

everyone is seeing this bc yall are supposed to be training to work together,, but you're all flustered and small now because you feel bad and embarrassed that everyone was looking at you,, and now bakugou is tryna chase you around,, but eventually he starts getting bigger and

OK YALL CAN'T TELL ME TENTACOLE WOULDN'T TRY TO COMFORT YOU

LIKE 😭 HE'S SUCH A GOOD GUY, AND AN AMAZING FRIEND. YALL DONT HAVE TO BE MEGA CLOSE FOR HIM TO GENTLY ASSURE YOU THAT IT'S ALRIGHT AND HELP CALM YOU DOWN

the others try, but honestly only him, momo, and occasionally koda can. sometimes uraraka bc they're so naturally calming people that 😭

secretly tho,, the whole class thinks its a p adorable quirk of yours. like the way you can't hide when you get flustered

shinsou instinctively takes on the big brother role bc i said so, sorry not sorry. he knows you're strong and perfectly capable, but for some reason can't help for the life of him not seeing you as a younger sibling in need of protection, even if you're older.

BDNXN OK

so one time you're forced to work w mineta. and you make him tiny. but he gets T I N Y. AND HE ALMOST GETS STEPPED ON,, PLZ IT WOULDN'T KILL IT BC OF THE DENSITY BUT YOU CAN'T HELP BUT CRACK TF UP 😭😭😭

also yes the class can tell when you're pushing yourself too much

esp after seeing all the growth and progress everyone had been making (hell, even monoma was getting his time up) you started to get anxious abt your abilities

four things/people at a time besides yourself was still a pretty fresh step forward, and initially you were very proud, but over time it just felt like less and less of an accomplishment. yes, tou pressed for a fifth.

and no, it wasn't going well.

during one training,, you were REEEAAALLY pushing. and aizawa was trying to help you w that, but he didn't realize just how hard he was pushing bc... well, naturally, you being more reserved, you didn't say anything about it. he didn't notice until you were bordering tears, and rather uncharacteristically starting showing how hard you were straining out loud.

"ah-... AGH! I CAN- I- HH-!!"

he started calming the pressure, realizing that maybe this wasn't the greatest ideas. and then a fifth object started shrinking. you saw it, and pressed harder, the motivation driving you, but then the other objects started growing. why was this happening? they were supposed to go back to normal on their own, a new shrinking object isn't supposed to effect them. why the fucking hell was this-?

you didn't realize his quirk was being used on you until you relaxed for a moment and all four objects stayed the same size. you tried catching your breath and then were aware of the eyes on you and :(

as soon as he blinked, you were shrunk down.

yeah, it was...kinda awkward. and you wanted to hide forever.

but then

a couple of them, namely momo, shinsou, the dekusquad, koda, and tentacole, showed up at your door.

and they. they told you how awesome it was that you made that bit of progress. momo even made little toy versions of the things you'd shrunk, and suddenly you wanted to shrink again HRNDN

BC THEY WERE SO SWEET???

and the rest of the class obviously cheered you on the next training, and the next, and the ones after that.

they believed in you. but ultimately? they thought you were pretty fucking cool no matter what.

tiny tame thumbalin hero :D

[almadaub]

literally what the fuck is wrong with people, i can’t believe that almost no one in the comments saw a problem with this, they were defending it.

“it’s legal” AND ??? SHE’S A CHILD NEXT TO HIM, like barely of age, how can you NOT see a problem with a 40 year old praying on a girl who could be his daughter, someone fresh out (or even still in) of highschool dating and having sex with someone 20+ years his senior.

i literally have no more hope for women, the worst thing is that they are exposing it on a kid’s app were the are teens who are just a couple years younger than her and she’s telling them young girls how is it so cool and sexy to envolve with an old men. it’s disgusting.

people relay on law like it immediately make things morally okay and erases a 20 year age gap and all the abuse and manipulation that comes with it.

and they use the obnoxious liberal feminism argument of “omg are you SHAMING her for liking older men?????!.!!” NO ONE’S SHAMING HER, WE ARE SHAMING THE CREPPY OLD MEN FOR TAKING ADVANTAGE OF A YOUNG GIRL, who, on top of it all, has 0 experience with sex and relationships, he’s literally going to get her to do whatever he wants.

and people do not care, why? because is legal. i’ll be turning eighteen in less then a year and it scares the shit out of me bc i feel like literally no one would care about men actions towards me just because i’m no longer illegal. i’m so sick of this moraless and sick society, and the worst part is that the found it progressing :/

[petrichormeraki]

i saw senpai @shadeswift99 do this so now im inspired:

Hermits Ranked On How Much I Could Fight Them And Win:

Welsknight: this bitch doesn’t even need to touch me. he would obliterate me just by rap roasting me so hard i would instantly disintegrate. 0/10 i would have no chance 

Grian: if i didn’t know any better i would take him. unfortunately i do know better and i know he’s stronger than all the other hermits that met irl at a convention and he absolutely destroyed a strength arcade game. 4/10 only because he has hollow bones but he would just evade me until i got tired and then punch my lights out

TFC: tfc would take me the fuck out with his one arm and leg, but i really feel like he just wouldnt bother. -10/10 bc i would never lay a fucking finger on my minecraft grandpa, he’s been through too much already. even if i did square up he is probably jacked as shit from mining for miles on end. no way 

Bdubs: bdubs would absolutely beat me on sheer strength, but he suffers from Little Guy Syndrome just like i do so id be able to take him out by insulting his height and distracting him since i know from experience that is what tics little guys off the most. however he also completely feral and is barely keeping a lid on it so he would stab me without any prompting. 3/10

Scar: nope. man is fucking giant and he’s too sweet to even consider a fight. i dont like using that cop out but i mean it in this instance. plus jellie would absolutely tear me apart if i even came near her boy with malicious intent and thats not how i want to die. 1/10 because i would win but at what cost.

Cub: man looks old as shit and is a government enforcer. i would not hesitate to fight him. 6/10 only because he has vex friends that would destroy me if i touched him

Cleo: she would break my legs and i wouldnt even be mad. i mentally could never throw a punch at her because zombies scare the living fuck out of me. i would instantly lose 0/10

False: i would die. -100/10

Stress: she was a drum player which means she has a lot of pent up aggression in there somewhere and i cannot compete with that. she also carries around flowers and that would take me out via allergy attack if i even got close. 4/10 because i think i could do it on principal but i also know i wouldnt be able to realistically

xB: mans has literally murdered in cold blood in season six, i fear him. he seems docile but thats all a facade and i know it. 2/10 only because fear would make me stronger but not strong enough

Tango: he would physically be very tough because of wrangling ravagers but he is also an idiot. thats not much advantage to me because so am i. 5/10 i think it would be an even split on who would win

Zedaph: in straight hand to hand i would obliterate him. however he unironically makes deadly traps just for people that visit his base so uh. 7/10 because i would drop him but he’s also too much of a violent introvert to even let me get close

Mumbo: he’s tall and buff but he’s too self conscious to use his physical attributes to his full potential. all i need to do is aim for the middle and he’d fall like a timbered tree. 8/10 only because i cant reach his face (and even if i could i wouldnt go for it bc of the beautiful mustache) 

Hypno: i know nothing about him and that scares me. ???/10

Keralis: he’s very sweet but he’s also rich. sorry keralis. 10/10 

Xisuma: i would give it my best shot but honestly i wouldnt even be able to touch him. he’s the fucking doomguy!!! what am i supposed to do!! 0/10

Iskall: he’s an assassin and built like a brick shit house. he’s also too friendly, i would unconsciously pull my punches because i don’t feel right about fighting such a nice guy. 0/10 he would actually take my life

Impulse: also a drummer. he is unsure if he’s actually human or not and that fact alone means he would be able to take me the fuck out. 2/10 he’s also a government enforcer and i want to fight him but i wouldnt last long 

Doc: he fought a god and only lost an arm. -10/10

Jevin: i could probably take him but the fact that he consists entirely of the substance that makes my bones want to escape my body means i would not fucking touch him if you paid me. 0/10 

Beef: he seems like a genuinely cool and fun guy but he wears a blood covered apron all the time so god knows what he’d do to me. he’s also smart enough to make advancements in technology that the human race has only dreamed of achieving. 0/10 because he looks like my dad and i would never fight him

Etho: he terrifies me. he canadian so that’d make me let my guard down slightly but then he’d sic an army of endermites on me. he’s an OG and i would not survive. 0/10  

Ren: he’s puppy. i would never dream of punching a dog in the face. even if i did, ren is so casually horny that i would whiff every shot out of sheer embarrassment. 5/10 because we would stalemate.