#bc she went to McDonald's the whole family did it was a big event

[the-acid-pear]

I need to draw Midori on my knees sobbing I miss my daughter chat

[surveys-at-your-service]

Survey #467

“oh, mary, mary, ain’t this fun?  /  mary, mary, i’ve got a gun”

If the last person you kissed asked you to marry them, what would you do? Pray to god it wasn't in public and tell him it's waaaay too soon for that one. Does your favorite uncle have any children? Yeah, a son and daughter. Name all the members (first, middle and last names) from your favorite band. Ha, it's funny how once upon a time, I could do this. All I've got now is John Michael Osbourne. Have you ever heard a young child swear? Maybe? Have you ever seen someone get a piercing/tattoo?: Yes to both. Has a taste of something ever made you smile? Boy meet me at The Cheesecake Factory and see what my face does lmaooo As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up? I wanted to be a paleontologist sooo badly. I wanted to discover new dinosaurs, put a shitload of work into unearthing fossils and being so proud to see the final results... Even now as an adult, if I could handle the heat, traveling, and hardcore school, I'd still love to do that. Would you cuss the person you hate the most out to their face? No. My hatred for her is unjustified and I'd rather just not say anything to her. Have you ever spent more than two weeks in a wheelchair? No. Where do you see your closest friend in ten years? As one of the strongest people around. I imagine her with a job in medical coding, while also pursuing the hobbies of ball python breeding and writing. I'm sure she'll have loads of pets to love, too! Do you like Florence + The Machine? I've never listened to them. Did you watch the presidential debates? No. Do you ever watch Dr. Phil? No. Are you typically unattracted to people outside of your race? No; I can be attracted to any race. Have you ever ridden any animal other than a horse? No. Do you brush your hair when it’s wet? Yes. Do you eat the crusts of your bread? Yeah, I always have. Have you ever flown a kite? Yeah! At my childhood home, there was a tobacco field directly across the street, and when they weren't in season so the field was flat, Dad would help us with getting kites set up and in the air. Those are good memories. How are you for money? I don't make any money. Mom is struggling. Do you think you are more intelligent than the average person? Ha, no. Do you ever think about why we are here? Does it matter? We're here, so make the most of it. Do you like cherries? I fucking hate cherries. Name a celebrity that you admire that nobody would expect you to: Jeffree Star, probs. Can you use a yoyo? Not well, but yeah. Do you think Jenna Marbles’ videos are funny? I've actually never watched her. Do you like folk music? NOOOOOOOOO Ever had a crush on somebody of the same sex? Yes. Do you know any lesbians? Yep. Favourite member of your favourite band: I'm unfamiliar with all but Ozzy himself. And Ozzy is rad. Who’s your favourite female rapper? I don't have one. When you were younger, were you ever in a relationship with someone you now realize was way too old for you? No. Have you ever had a seizure? No. I sometimes have very, very quick spasms when I'm falling asleep that feel like what I assume a seizure would, but they barely last a second. They seriously jerk me awake, though, and are very startling. What’s the oldest man-made object you own? I dunno. Is there anything you feel like you need a break from? Not really, no. What do you hate to hear people joke about? I will actually and remorselessly deck you in the jaw if you make a joke about rape. There are other things that are absolutely forbidden joking matters for me, too. What’s the largest animal you’ve seen in the wild? Hmmm... Nothing that big, really. Maybe a whitetail deer buck? Do any of your friends or family members have strange occupations? Not to my knowledge. Have you ever been in weather so severe that you feared for your safety? Oh yeah. We've had some savage thunderstorms. What political issues are the most important to you personally? LGBTQ+ rights and just equality in general, the pro-choice movement, environmental conservation, gun control, the abolishment of poverty and homelessness... There is honestly a lot. I could keep going. Do you know anyone who doesn’t know how to cook even just simple recipes? ... Me. :x Especially now that I'm in a relationship, I really want to make a greater effort to learn. I want to prove to him I give a damn about the success of our relationship and that I'm capable of being an adult that can take part in general adult responsibilities. ^What’s stopping them from learning this basic life skill? Laziness. Forgetfulness. The fear of getting burned. What small thing makes you automatically distrust someone? I can pick up on sketchy body language from a mile away. I'm too paranoid not to. Of all the states/provinces in your country, which one is your favorite? At least from photographs I've seen, Utah appears BEAUTIFUL. That whole region of the U.S. in general. Are there any obscure foods you’ve eaten that most people have never tried? That's very unlikely. I'm far from explorative with food. When you travel to other countries, do you always try the local cuisine? I've never been outside the U.S. I would probably do that, though. I'd really want to experience the culture as thoroughly as I could. What did you do for your 19th birthday? Hell if I remember. What’s the kindest thing a total stranger has done for you? I remember as a young kid, my parents, two sisters, and I were getting food at McDonald's, and whoever was in front of us paid for our meals. Such a sweet gesture for a larger family. Have you ever used a meal kit delivery service? No, but there actually is one that I can't recall the name of that I'd like to try when I cook myself, especially getting started learning, but yeah, subscription fees. You see a lot of YouTubers get sponsored by them, if that rings a bell. Do you have any psychological issues rooted in events from your childhood? Possibly my fear of men, with my dad having been an alcoholic that had a 50/50 chance of being very angry when drunk. How organized are the files on your computer? Pretty organized, I'd say. I put stuff into folders. Would you date someone with braces? Yes? Do you ever rehearse conversations before you have them? Only always. Do you get angry at yourself or at others more often? Myself, for sure. When taking a cab, do you talk to the driver? I've never even taken a cab. Who or what greets you at the door every time you come home? Nobody, really. My cat is occasionally in the living room to see who's home, but not always because he's a lazy cat, ha ha. Do you ever chat about your favourite video games with your friends? Not really, no. I wish. Have you ever supported anyone’s Kickstarter? If so, what was it? No, bc I'm poor. Are you currently studying a language? If so, which one? No. Ever had a friend online for a long time without seeing a photo of them? Yeah. Do you carry pepper spray? No, but I want some 'cuz I'm paranoid as hell. Are you waiting on anything right now? No. Have you ever been described as shy? Is it true? Oh, always. It's absolutely true. Name something you’re a complete sucker for? Baby animals, to name one thing. Do you remember when you first went on the internet? Nope. What is one way someone could completely put you off on a first date? Arrogance/over-confidence. What about a way someone could make you like them more on a first date? Make me genuinely laugh a lot, to name one way. Are you in love right now? Not yet. I love him with our decade of history, but I need more experience as a couple before I've got the confidence to say that. Do you wanna get married anytime soon? It wouldn't be smart to. I want to be in a strong relationship for quite a few years before I want that. Have you ever kissed someone in a band? No. Has someone ever made you a Build-A-Bear? No but oh my fucking god I wish!!!!!! Did your mom or dad ever put soap in your mouth? No, but Mom would threaten to. What was the last fruit you ate? Well, I had strawberry yogurt earlier today. Who was the last person to make you laugh? Girt. He is very, very good at that. Have you ever dated someone with more piercings than you? No. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? Hell yeah man. Is there one night of your life you wish had never happened? I wish it hadn't happened the way it did. Do you have a close relationship with your sibling(s)? No. What was the last thing that you shared? Some watermelon Sour Patch Kids with my mom. Do you think people talk behind your back? You couldn't get me to believe my mom doesn't at least sometimes to my sisters even if you tried your absolute damnedest. In real life do you laugh like ‘haha,’ 'hehe’ or something else? It depends on what I'm laughing at/at what intensity. Do you have any unusual skills? Nah. Who’s your favourite person? I don't have a sole favorite person. I love many people in different ways for varying reasons. Are there any chores you actually enjoy doing? No. When did you last have an "Oh, I get it now!" moment? Watching Attack on Titan yesterday w/ Girt. Have your parents ever suspected something untrue about you? My mom HAD to have suspected I was doing something FAR worse than innocent meerkat RP to have borderline fucking traumatized me invading my privacy and forcing shit out of me regarding what I was always doing on the computer so secretively. Like I get it, she was a concerned mother, but I was a fucking WRECK because I found it so embarrassing. It was insulting that she didn't trust her well-behaved daughter. What do you think about video games? They're great for both the creators and consumers. They're wonderful expressions of creativity, and so much fun to experience as a player, delving into a new world and getting engrossed in the story. I could go onnnn and onnnnn about what video games mean to me. I've gone my whole life as a loyal gamer. Are there any forms of Art you personally find pointless? I really, really don't get a lot of abstract art that's worth fucking thousands, BUT, I absolutely disagree that they are without purpose. The artist created what they did for SOME reason. As a distraction, a method of expressing emotion, to convey an idea... Are you tired right now? I have been SO ridiculously tired today. Like it's unreal. I've taken I wanna say three naps and I'm still sleepy. What’s something you do a lot? Drink something. I'm not talking about alcohol; just in general, I ALWAYS need some kind of drink by me, and I go through drinks pretty quickly. Are you currently on any other websites? Yeah, I'm watching YouTube. Are you good at using Photoshop? I'm decent, I guess. Have you ever been told you naturally tilt your head a certain way? Yes, actually, at least by my mom, and she's right. My head tends to tilt VERY slightly to the right, and I can tell by how easy it is to bend my head that way as opposed to left. I'll feel a biiiit more strain.

[bolbianddolanhouse]

Book 2 FAQ!

Book 1 FAQ Beginning of Book 2

Dang y’all, 14 chapters done for Book 2! It’s been a little bit of a struggle to hash them out on time BUT I deliver. I’ve asked, y’all keyboard smashed in my inbox...let’s get INTO IT!

4 KIDS?!

Yep. And all 4 of them are full of personality! I guess I dreamt them up to convey all of the unspoken parts of the My Hero universe (canon or not). 

Are the kid’s names in relation to their abilities?

No unfortunately, they’re names are based on their personalities/the major event that happened around the time they were born (no spoilers about it tho! Gotta read book 3 to know why!). Lili Perla is based off of Pearl from Steven Universe and their character type. Iwata El Roca is a nod to Luchador’s names and a character that passed away in the AU to honor them. Tensei Oro is a play on their family position, Tensei was the first born twin and his uncle was the first born, Oro is spanish for ‘gold’ and it’s a play on being first (ya know, because they give gold medals for 1st place!). Hanaka Rosa is a double trope name, Hanaka (Japanese: hana- flower, ka- power) is a nod to the tough girls with flower names in anime and Rosa (spanish: Rose) is a name used in telenovelas as the woman that causes all the romantic tension. I did the whole Japanese first name, Spanish middle name because thats what I want to do when I do have kids.

Why did Mineta have to be in this AU?

I hear you! The thing is that I DREAMT it like this. He’s the slightly incompetent teacher that gets dunked on by the parents. Good news is that he’s single and isn’t as gross in this part of the AU. He’s this AU’s punching bag if you will.

It was weird when you wrote in hate-crime/dorm incident bc I didn’t think about it that way...Why did you decide to explore it?

That part felt important to me to write. Yes the canon shows like actual crimes of different intensities, but not nessatreily hate-crimes done in schools. As you know, being LGBTQA+ in grade school is a terrifying thing to express if don’t want to stand out. The constant fear of peers judging you, bullies hurting you and teachers that seemingly don’t care about you if you come out is enough to silence anybody. Imagine that but in a hero school?! The hate-crime would be a villainous act and the culprit would have to do desperate measures to make sure nobody rats on them to maintain a clean image/record. Plus on the flip side, any ally that stands up for their oppressed peer is hailed the hero but they wouldn’t have to stand up for them if there were real consequences and punishment for the bullies. So in the AU, I wrote it how I’d want such hate-crimes to be handled. Not only justice but also accommodations for the victim.

The Mcdonalds order cracks me up! What is your Mcdonalds order?

I throughly enjoyed the Mcdonalds order part too. It’s a nod to the proposal in Book 1 when they went to Mcdonalds before the peer over. I wrote it to show that the family goes every now and then. My order is: Triple Cheeseburger, Large fries, Large sweet tea, 2 sausage and egg McMuffins & a cone. And yes, there will be a Mcdonalds order for every child because it drives the plot.

Will there be more interactions with the pro heroes from the canon series?

YES! Though old, theres more interactions planned with them. Of course, it’s all in Book 3 (trying not to spoil anything!).

Is it spoiler if you tell us if your kids (or one of them) becomes a villain?

I’ll tell y’all right now....NONE of my kids becomes a villain. It might look like one or two of them might from the way I wrote them but they’re just latina.

Will one of your kids be the next Ingenium?

Yes but I won’t tell you which one. But I can’t wait to reveal it to y'all!

I see all the call-backs to your self insert character’s past...Is it alluding to the conclusion?

I dreamt it as such and I fixed it in writing as a way to come full circle. Notice that Lili didn’t get any of her mom’s past from her mom? It wasn’t until when she confronted her on the couch in chapter 13. Even then, it wasn’t the full story nor did it fill in all the cracks and time skips after her mom’s time at UA. In Book 3, we explore more of the past. The conclusion is yet to be revealed.

How big is that house?!

It’s a little hard to explain? I want to say its big but parts of the house are disproportionate. It’s a two story house with no attic nor basement, 3 bath room, Master bedroom, 2 large bedrooms, office space, guest room, full kitchen, dining room, large living room, three car garage and a decent size backyard. What I’m trying to say that it’s big enough for that chaotic ass family.

Where’s Aizawa?!

Let the mans rest! He’s alive but he’s busy being a grandpa and taking naps. 

Canon villains OwO?

Y’all ate UP the Dabi surrender in Book 1 and his little mention in Book 2. But in this AU (not to spoil anything to anime only and manga dabblers) the League of Villains are still rampant but dispersed. In Book 3 (and part of Book 4) they pop in to drive the plot from a canon storyline. In the series, the rookie Hawks has been seen as a double agent and exposes a corrupt Hero Society. Same concept but in this AU, Hawks has gone missing when he failed to kill Best Jeanist. Here’s where the kids go into play BUT more on that as the plot progresses!

I really want to see art of these OCs! I wanna see how Iida’s genes transferred over to his kids!

I hear y'all! I’ve slid into DM during commission windows and have the means to pay for some line art at least...but with no responses. I’ve got my self insert character done in this post if you wanna check it out plus the artist was super sweet during the whole process. I may commission them again when they got a window of commissions open. But I may do a lineart of the kid’s faces in the near future.

What if....hypothetically....Shinso stayed?

Oh boy, okay so the Shinso stans have BOMBARDED my asks since the last arc of Book 1. So what if Shinso stayed...obviously I wouldn’t have 4 kids, just the one that we were gonna have. We wouldn’t be married and overall just be loveless the more we see our friends get married and start families. The company would still be there but delayed by 5 years or so. Our son would grow up to convince me and Shinso to separate when they get at around High school age. Tenya still wouldn’t have said anything but done the reunited part differently. I would’ve considered cheating but morals would’ve stopped me. Eventually, when our son decides to move out, we’d stay as housemates and basically die alone....aren’t you glad this AU isn’t such a downer?! Luckily things are patched up with my self insert and Shinso, because he comes into play in Book 3!

Eri Nurse! In your AU!

Yup! I’ve actually read some NurseEri! AUs on twitter and Tumblr (btw, some of y’all that like my posts have good taste in fics!) and it manifested in my dreams and created UA Nurse Eri. She shows up a few more times in the AU, so don’t fret if Eri is your fave.

Is it okay if I follow you on a different platform? Do you have another social media that I can follow you on?

You can follow me on Twitter (@oketsusama). It’s my personal twitter that I repost memes and get my news from. So it’s not as poppin as my Tumblr, but at least it’s AU free over there lmao.

What’s you favorite rare pair in the My Hero canon storyline?

Oh! and DON’T hate me, but I stan the Sero x Iida rare pair! There’s crumbs of the pair on twitter and here but the ones that I did read got me in tears. If you haven’t seen this tag on twitter and Tumblr, DO IT! The one on twitter had a lot of angst in it and it got me HOOKED on some of that goofball with their geeky partner energy.

Not a question, but I like your //Palma-sama Speaks in the tags. They’re funny and makes your posts that much more personalized.

I will cry! Thanks for reading that far! I like doing the ‘talking in the tags’ thing to basically point out the callbacks to new readers that stumbled upon that chapter of the AU. 

How long is this AU?!

It’s quite long BUT the ending is marvelous, trust. 

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Thanks for reading! That’s all the asks for now, keep asking them! I love reading them. Next is the finale of Book 2! Everything will still come out 2-3 days of each other until further notice. Stay safe, drink water!

-Palma-Sama

[alonestuckinthestars]

Work party: thoughts and feelings in bullet points

Had my first project wrap-up party at work ever yesterday. Had to have a road trip to another city 3 hours away and back within a day as we were joining up with the other company campus at that city.

It was.... something. Essentially was a mix of how I've always felt on high school field trips and work parties.

The good:

I got to have a proper fun conversation with the person I was sitting with in the morning. (on the other hand, that emptied my social battery within the first 2 hours of the whole day trip.)

The karting activity based on Mario Kart was proper fun.

On the way back I put in my loop earplugs because people were yelling in the bus talking to eachother; went from absolutely regretting where I was sitting and hating my life to being able to listen and participate in conversations a little bit, even though I was excited to get home.

I feel like my coworkers were good about boundaries. The person I sat with in the morning for the bus, after talking for 2 hours we mutually agreed to just be silent and listen to our own music. In the evening it was a different person and I said I wouldn't be talking much, which she said wasn't a problem, idk if she was actually fine with it but I mean everyone around was talking accross the seats so she could engage in conversation, and if she asked me stuff or turned to me ab things they were saying I still responded lol.

Continuing on boundaries many spotted the earplugs I was wearing on the bus and asked about them but when I explained they filtered sound they were fine with it and were like "Oh that's cool! I understand" So like, I think I'll wear them more from now on, cause holy shit they helped me focus on what ppl were saying.

The meh/the bad:

Particularly peeved about no one wearing masks, rendering wearing a mask yourself useless. In the bus we must have been 30-40 people? And at the company building + the activity site we must have been between 70 to a hundred. So that many people, in very enclosed spaces all day. If I catch covid for a second time within 2 months due to this, I'm just straight up ditching the christmas work party, which I'm already on the fence about going.

Had to wear helmets and stuff provided on site of the activities. Which must have been worn by many many many other people before.... yuck. And the bathrooms there were gross.

So, so many people. So many people in so little space. Horrendous. And so so so loud. I really should've worn earplugs then too, or at least at the company building because the place we went to for activities, i could have potentially lost them doing said activities.

Honestly I'm not big on doing big activities like that with anyone else but friends or family. It's not my kind of thing.

I did spend like an hour or two-ish just wandering around the place while everyone was busy trying literally every activity on-site... while I only did 2 total in the 3-4 hours we had.

I just suck at big group conversations, my mouth is mostly sealed shut because I have nothing to say and I essentially become a background NPC that adds to the circle of people talking, without contributing anything substantial. (I really don't feel like I'm actually making connections or deepening said connections in these events because of this. But I still show up because that gives social points if people see your face at these things I guess)

I was so hoping the bus trips would be mostly quiet, but it was the absolute opposite and it was impossible to listen to music with my normal ass wired apple earbuds quite frankly.

Can they please stop getting fancy buffet style foods with limited choice........... i waaaaas able to eat but it stresses me out not knowing if I'll be able to eat cause I'm a picky eater. And also, that stuff doesn't actually quench people's hunger. We stopped on the way back and a bunch of people got mcdonald's bc they were STILL hungry.

Not really significant but we have a literal law in place that requires smokers to be smoking 9 metres away from a building entrance. When I got out of the building to wait for the travel bus a whole ass group of ppl were smoking straight by the door. Please don't do that.

Notes to future self:

I certainly can't expect a bus trip with coworkers to be somewhat quiet, even if we're adults no longer in elementary or high school.

Maybe avoid emptying your social battery within the first two hours on the trip somewhere, when you're not even there yet.

Wear your earplugs, it's fine, and you'll enjoy yourself more and hear people better.

You're allowed to go outside of the enclosed space where the event is held if you want. No one noticed you were wandering not really doing anything, so, they wouldn't have noticed if you went outside for a walk anyways.

Actually you really need to let go of the idea that you have to be there, physically and mentally present at all times at all costs. That's people pleasing. Live for yourself.

Adding a last thing that apparently it's normal for people to change places in the travel bus every time we got back on it, and I was the one who stayed at the same place every time. Like i dont know, why would i change places. That's the seat I picked, that's the seat I'll be on all day :/

So yeah, to me it was a chaotic day and not much enjoyment in it for me I guess, even the summer work party was somewhat more fun. But overall work events like this are more like chores I spend days prior ruminating over and over and over and then the event I show up but there's not much fun in it for me to begin with. I'm already tired of going to these and I'm only a year and a half into my full time working career (not counting my grocery store job as a student, they didn't even hold events like these.)

But then everyone is always excited for them and I have to pretend like I am too. Like don't get me wrong it's cool I love working for a place that wants people to connect and goes the extra mile for these parties with cool activities it's just oh my god. Not my personal idea of fun or connecting with people.

Help :')

[stealsyou]

☾   cute character questions   ☽

THE  BASICS.

NAME :  eliza  josephine  ibbson. AGE :  27. ZODIAC SIGN :  scorpio. ONE GOOD TRAIT :  she  loves  children  and  is  really  great  with  them   !!! ONE BAD TRAIT :  everything  else  about  her  personality.

HABITS.

ONE BAD HABIT :  setting  aside  the  murder  for  smthn  more  Mundane ,  she  chews  Everything.  headphones ,  keys ,  bits  of  fucking  rubber ,  whatever     (   and  she  alWAys  forgets  to  bring  gum  with  her   ). ONE GOOD HABIT :  ummmmmmmmmm  she’s  pretty  devoted  to  her  job   ?     she’s  almost  always  punctual  and  takes  it  pretty  seriously  and  in  general  is  a  pretty  excellent  employee. ONE HABIT THEY CAN’T BREAK :  picking  fights  when  she’s  drun k  to  try  and  hurt  herself  >:|  like  she  recognises  it’s  stupid  bc  1 )  it’s  a  waaaay  more  obvious  to  Hurt  People  than  her  usual  murders  and  stuff  so  it’s  a  LOT  more  likely  to  get  her  picked  up  by  the  law  and  2 )  she  hardly  ever  actually  gets  hurt  jfc  i  mean  it’s  p  rare  for  her  to  find  a  human  that  can  take  her  and  when  she  doEs  she  ends  up  getting  herself  in  like ,  gang  fights  and  being  seriously  fucked  up  jfc. ONE THEY’VE BROKEN :  smoking   !!!     tbh  she  didn’t  take  it  up  for  long ,  it  was  just  a  few  stressful  months  but  still  she  tried  to  quit  a  couple  of  times  n  couldn’t  but   !!     she  stopped  eventually  i’m  proud. WHAT THEY’RE AFRAID OF :  being  powerless  again.  although  she  knows  realistically  that  nothing  like  her  captivity  will  ever  happen  again ,  there’s  always  that  paranoia  in  the  back  of  her  mind  that  makes  her  properly  Panic  when  even  a  LITTLE  power  is  taken  away  from  her.

FAMILY.

THEIR PARENTS NAMES :  david  ibbson ,  josephine  pink     (   those  two  are  her  biological  parents   ) ,     adriel  alexander. THEIR SIBLINGS NAMES :  felix  pink ,  babel  alexander ,  abigail  ibbson ,  arwen  ibbson. FAVOURITE CHILDHOOD MEMORY :  probably  fishing  with  her  dads   ?     it  was  a  big  thing  in  their  family  and  they  ate  a  lot  of  fish  to  avoid  hunting.  it’d  often  be  a  whole  family  outing  and  they’d  drag  josephine  along  even  though  she  hAted  it  and  was  always  cold  and  wore  like  twelve  layers  and  then  eliza  taught  the  twins  when  they  were  old  enough  and   !!!!     idk  man  wholesome  shapeshifter  family  fun. FAVOURITE CHILDHOOD TOY :  well  bc  of  the  vast  number  of  siblings  she  had ,  nearly  all  her  toys  were  shared     (   and  then  lost ,  broken ,  washed  away  in  the  sea ...   ).     she  had  her  own  gameboy  which  was  AWESOME  and  felix  had  one  too  so  they  would  share  games  and  play  together  a  lot  that  was  cool.  also  each  kid  did  get  their  own  spade ,  like  a  proper  nice  metal  one  and  eliza  loooved  that.  hers  was  red  and  a  lil  too  big  for  her  when  she  got  it  but  still  whenever  they  went  down  to  the  beach  n  were  making  sandcastles  she  would  do  all  the  digging  and  leave  the  actual  Making  to  the  others     (   and  she  dug  a  good  few  holes  in  their  tiny  patch  of  garden  in  protest  from  being  brought  home  at  dusk   ). EMBARRASSING STORY :  she  really  doesn’t  get  embarrassed  a  lot  tbh   ?     i  mean  she  does  dumb  things  or  makes  mistakes  but  they  tend  to  turn  into  either  funny  stories ,  bad  hangovers ,  or  Serious  Emotional  Trauma  so  lmao.  idk  tho  i  literally  can’t  think  of  a  single  one  apparently  eliza  has  been  spared  the  emotion  of  embarrassment  in  general  wtf. FAVOURITE FAMILY MEMBER :  felix.  HONESTLY ,  ok ,  she  really  does  adore  her  entire  family  and  misses  them  sooooo   fucking  muuuuuch  it  hurts  me  to  think  about  it  but.  man  felix  has  always  been  her  closest  friend  and  the  purest  lil  ho  ok  they’ve  supported  her  sm  and  made  her  passionate  about  things  she’d  never  even  care  about  and.  god  when  they  were  in  london  felix  was  her  entire  fucking  world  ok  she  loves  them  s o  mu  c h  it  makes  me  so  sa d  they’re  not  in  her  life  she’d  be  so  much  happier  >:| A STORY ABOUT THAT FAMILY MEMBER :  exCELLENT  ok  i’ve  so  briefly  mentioned  this  in  another  post  but   !!     so  felix  has  been  v  attached  to  the  lgbt+  community  and  their  queer  identity  pretty  much  forever  and  when  they  moved  to  london  felix  was  going  to  every  pride  event  they  could  FIND  and  the  entire  gang  was  dragged  along  to  pride  every  year.  highlight  of  felix’s  year.  and  THEN  this  one  year.  so  the  gang  are  just  out  and  about  the  night  before  the  parade  and  they  sorta  split  up  so  think  nothing  of  it  when  felix  and  a  couple  of  the  others  aren’t  home  the  next  morning.  BUT  just  before  they’re  about  to  leave  one  of  the  missing  ones  comes  running  back  saying  felix  is  at  fucking  hospital.

turns  out  that  last  night  they’d  met  a  drag  act  that  was  performing  this  morning  and  had  been  invited  to  join  so.  felix  got  their  drunk  ass  in  10  inch  heels  on  stage  at  like  11am  that  morning.  and  fell  flat  off  and  broke  their  leg  is  now  in  fucking  hospital.  the  gang  is  literally  about  to  leave  and  are  super  disappointed  but  eliza’s  like  u  know  what  nah  which  hospital  they  at.  drags  the  gang  around  there  and  storms  in  to  essentially  break  felix  out     (   who  is  of  course  still  hammered  and ,  like ,  crying  with  happiness  at  seeing  them  there   ).     they  cover  up  their  half - done  cast  with  glitter  and  rainbow  face  paint  and  CARRY  THEM  all  the  way  to  the  parade.  felix  gets  the  best  view  of  their  life  sitting  on  top  of  everyone’s  shoulders  and  is  generally  adored  by  the  parade  crowd.  best  pride  ever ,  man.

WHAT  THEY  PREFER.

COFFEE OR TEA ?  probably  tea  if  she  had  to  choose   ? SHOWERING IN THE DAY OR NIGHT ?  normally  like  4am  when  she’s  all  blood - sticky  Gross  :/. TAKING BATHS OR TAKING SHOWERS ?  showers  but  nice  bath  bomb  baths  are  ok. TV OR MOVIES ?  ehhhh  tv  i  guess  she  doesn’t  really  watch  either  which  i  Detest  her  for. WRITING OR READING ?  reading.  but  even  that  is  only  like ,  reading  on  the  tube  if  she’s  been  recommended  something  recently. PLATONIC OR ROMANTIC LOVE ?  platonic.  romance  can  succ. ICED TEA OR LEMONADE ?  iced  tea  she’s  a  starbucks  ho. ICE CREAM OR SMOOTHIES ?  ice  cream  om g  she’s  end  ur  life  for  a  flake  99  any  time  of  day. CUPCAKES OR CAKE ?  cupcakes  all  the  way. BEACH OR MOUNTAINS ?  B E A C H.

FAVOURITES.

SONG :  idk  it  changes  every  few  months  /  couple  of  years  depending  on  new  releases ,  but  there’ll  always  be  songs  she  has  amazing  memories  of     (   esp  from  when  she  was  in  a  band  with  felix   ).     forgive   &   forget  by  the  kooks  is  up  there  rn. BAND :  bastille   !!!     she  likes  a  lot  of  sorta  ‘ indie  pop ’  but  bastille  is  her  forever  fave. OUTFIT :  her  aesthetic  is  a  weird  bit  between  Very  Normal  and  Indie  Art  Ho  and  also  varies  a  LOT  depending  on  face.  her  fave  is  probably  a  big - ol  vintage  teen ,  high  ponytail  and  skinny  or  mom  jeans.  and  always  sneakers  jfc.  she  has  a  couple  of  pairs  of  converse  that  are  worn  THIN. PLACE :  the  seaside  in  general ,  but  the  coast  where  she  grew  up  in  kent  is  heaven  for  her.  she’ll  never  go  back  for  the  fear  of  it ,  or  of  seeing  her  family ,  but  she  aches  for  it ,  man. MEMORY :  there  are  so  many  from  her  childhood  and  time  with  the  gang.  new  year’s  sitting  on  the  beach  in  the  dark  with  her  family ,  all  freezing  and  watching  the  fireworks  over  the  sea ...  skipping  school  to  try  out  for  band  competitions  with  felix  and  playing  on  stage ...  fucking  sitting  in  mcdonalds  at  2am  with  the  gang  playing  drunk  irish  snap  and  making  the  employees  join  in ...  dude  i’m  sad  she  really  enjoyed  shit  before  everything  went  to  bollocks  ok  briNg  eliza  back  her  fa  Mi  l  y   !!!!!! PERSON :  now  her  family’s  gone ...  she  ain’t  got  one  lmao. MOVIE :  she  doesn’t  really  like  movies  i  hate  her  i  hate  her  i  hATE  HER. SHOW :  same  as  above  idk   ??     she  quite  likes  house  n  greys  anatomy  n  trasy  medical  dramas  like  that.  she’ll  watch  whatever  people  are  raving  about  tbh.

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